#elizabeth schuyler

[icarusbetide]

after a lot of hemming and hawing i decided to give alex and eliza: a love story a chance. but holy shit. at first i thought it was taking a few historical liberties to give hamliza this enemies to lovers arc (which still doesn't make sense) but then it escalated into utter mayhem. i am confused at what beef this author had with henry livingston.

#alexander hamilton #elizabeth schuyler #hamliza #alex and eliza

[badeyesightdog]

#hamilton fanart #hamilton #alexander hamilton #hamilton musical #thomas jefferson #john laurens #george washington #eliza #elizabeth schuyler #amrev

[chloerie]

(Modern AU.)

Hamilton: I know some of you see Threads as the successor to Twitter but I personally hope both apps burn to the ground

Eliza who just wants her husband to sleep with her: Alexander what the actual fuck-

Source: @staffs-secret-blog

#hamilton incorrect quotes #hamilton #elizabeth schuyler #alexander hamilshit #I fucking love that tag

[unicornsaures]

the new mlp meme where it’s like “the beautiful bride and her ugly ahh groom” is so hamliza

absolutely

betsey what are u doing with him..😭..

#alexander hamilton #elizabeth schuyler #amrev #eliza hamilton #hamliza #asks

[jadelemonadee]

i present to you…

victims of cinnamonroll-ification

#hamilton #hamilton musical #john laurens #james madison #elizabeth schuyler #elizabeth hamilton #samuel seabury

[hamiflik]

Some Hamilton(musical) arts, I’m hope it don’t look bad. Because if be true, I have feelings like “yee all my arts for my it’s my children and I love my arts, but maybe for another people it’s the real shit”. 😗🕯

#art #lams #hamilton musical #john laurens #alexander hamilton #elizabeth schuyler #digital art #meme

[haley-lana]

it's 2023 and I'm still crying over people who have been dead for over 200 years

#Hamilton #john laurens #angelica schuyler #philip hamilton #historical alexander hamilton #alexander hamilton #hamilton musical #lin manuel miranda #hamilton broadway #miranda hamilton #hamilton and burr #aaron burr #eliza hamilton #elizabeth schuyler #hamilton fandom #hamilfilm #hamilfan #jamilton #whamilton #lams #historical lams #hamilton the american musical #hamilton the musical

[hamilton---admin]

#hamilton musical #lol #funny #hamilton #broadway #humour #alexander hamilton #hamilton---admin #memes #the schuyler sisters #angelica schuyler #elizabeth schuyler #and peggy

[belannaswlonkderfulworm]

hamilton characters as texts my best friend has sent me within the past month

alexander hamilton : how and why do you know all this

thomas jefferson : so i just thought 'oh this makes no sense ok then'

marquis de lafayette : IM SEXY IM SEXY IM REALLY FUCKING SEXY

john laurens : youre super fucking gay

hercules mulligan : ok so now I'm going to break you-

aaron burr : wow theyre fucking

eliza schuyler : bc yuo love me and will do stupid shit for me

angelica schuyler : fuck the fuck off

peggy schuyler : don't tell them but i am silently judging the person in front of us' tiktok feed

maria reynolds : so ik I'm meant to be having dinner like a sane person

george washington : hey so am i are you saying i dont deserve a statue?

king george iii : I've stumbled onto swiftie instagram and i can't find my way out

james madison : I don't need to transgender you you've done it yourslef

phillip hamilton : I ate it up in a non-sexual way

#hamilton #hamilton musical #alexander hamilton #aaron burr #john laurens #marquis de lafayette #hercules mulligan #angelica schuyler #elizabeth schuyler #peggy schuyler #george washington #thomas jefferson #maria reynolds #king george iii #james madison #phillip hamilton #moss this is your fault

[zukofp]

Hamilton in 90 seconds💃

#alexander hamilton #lin manuel miranda #musicals #broadway #hamilton #aaron burr #george washington #elizabeth schuyler

[icarusbetide]

is this hamliza or am i going crazy

#big nose. gingerish hair. blue hooded eyes. strong jawline. #brown eyes and brunette hair. #i feel like i saw a post about this while i was scrolling deliriously last night #alexander hamilton #elizabeth schuyler #elizabeth hamilton #hamliza #amrev

[badeyesightdog]

#hamilton fanart #hamilton #alexander hamilton #hamilton musical #eliza #elizabeth schuyler #philip hamilton

[yomawari]

Some Hamilton doodles sketched during D&D, guest starring 1776's John Adams.

All the credit goes to croxovergoddess for their draw-the-squad references; it was a lot of fun to play around with them.

#jamilton #jeffmads #hamilton musical #hamilton #fanart #alexander hamilton #thomas jefferson #james madison #george washington #john laurens #john adams #marquis de lafayette #hercules mulligan #elizabeth schuyler #1776 musical

[alexanderhamiltonhasafatass]

Yes girl!!

#elizabeth schuyler #eliza schuyler #eliza hamilton #elizabeth hamilton #this idea came out of my ass

[unkownbee]

Eliza: Stop doing that.

Alexander: Stop doing what?

Eliza: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Eliza: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?

Alexander: Oklahoma City, bitch!

('Tis a joke. Ham would never swear at his lovely wife)

Alexander: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Eliza: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

(When Eliza's too tired to put effort into cooking actual food)

Alexander: So you like cats?

Eliza: Yeah.

Alexander: Tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table.

Alexander: You got a date yet Eliza?

Eliza: No.

Alexander: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

Eliza: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Alexander: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

(She's mad at him because he swore in front of baby Philip and Angie)

Alexander: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Eliza meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

(I don't know if they would actually do this, but I like to believe they would <3)

Alexander: Snow got me feeling some type of way.

Eliza: That's hypothermia.

Alexander: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

(Eliza is very much concerned and trying to get him to go inside and sit in front of the fire)

Eliza: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Alexander: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

(Oh, it means everything <3)

Eliza: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Alexander: Okay.

Eliza: And make out during the scary parts.

Alexander: Th-

Alexander: The scary parts.

Alexander: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

(Yes, Alexander. She didn't stutter. The scary parts. Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl)

Alexander: I’m so tired.

Eliza: Did you get to bed late?

Alexander: No.

Eliza: Did you do something strenuous?

Alexander: No.

Eliza: Then why are you tired?

Alexander: I’m alive.

Eliza: Sounds exhausting.

(Eliza is right. Being alive is super exhausting 😔)

Alexander: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Eliza: Aww-

Alexander: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

(No, because he would definitely do this. You can't prove otherwise)

Alexander: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Eliza: That's great, Alexander. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 10 years and have 4 children.

(Ham just got back from drinking with his friends. He's drunk 😁)

Alexander, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Eliza, confused: I mean, this is our house, so yeah.

Eliza: Alex, could we go shopping? All the snacks are gone.

Alexander: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

Alexander comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Eliza’s bedroom.

Eliza: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Alexander: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.

Alexander: Lies on the ground and falls asleep.

Eliza: ...

Eliza: We're literally married, though???

(Again, Ham is drunk 😁👍)

Eliza: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Alexander: It was autocorrect.

Eliza: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me"?

Alexander: Yes.

(Yeah, that happens sometimes. Totally 👍)

Eliza: Alexander, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Alexander: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

(Again, Ham swore in front of the kids)

Eliza: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Alexander: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day.

Eliza: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

(And that's on those rare occasions that he actually does sleep)

Eliza: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Alexander: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Eliza: ...

Eliza: You mean ring bearER, right?

Alexander: ...

Eliza: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

(He totally is. As he should 😌✨)

Eliza: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Alexander?

Alexander: …Not really.

Eliza: Nothing?

Alexander: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.

(And that, kids, is the true meaning of Christmas. Exploiting people into buying stuff that they don't really need under the guise of it being worth it. That also fits for Black Friday, actually-)

Alexander: Alright, so the vampire's gravestone is—

Eliza: Cenotaph.

Alexander: What?

Eliza: It's only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn't present is a cenotaph.

Alexander: I'm... not sure that's how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.

Eliza: There's a precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There's no rule that says the body itself can't do the removing.

Alexander: Okay, but the body is very much coming back. That's kind of what we're here to accomplish.

Eliza: So it's a temporary cenotaph.

Alexander: And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.

Eliza: Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.

(I just thought this one was silly. I liked it)

Alexander: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Eliza: Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely.

Alexander: That one. I want that one.

Eliza: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Alexander: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

#hamilton #hamiltrash #hamilton incorrect quotes #hamilton the musical #incorrect quotes #alexander hamilton #eliza schuyler #eliza hamilton #elizabeth hamilton #elizabeth schuyler #hamliza #hamilton x eliza #hamliza incorrect quotes #i was gonna add more but then i realized just how many I've already added #looks like this is gonna be a two-parter #probably more than 2 parts

[kumquatpoo]

Rip hamilton you wouldve loved ashley madison

#18th century #alexander hamilton #elizabeth hamilton #elizabeth schuyler #amrev #idk if people still remember this