Not sure if this is a thing already, but…what if Danny gets unofficially adopted by Batman, and he’s ok with that?
It’d probably be post reveal-gone-wrong or something, but i could also see it just being Jack and Maddie taking the family on trip to Gotham for the summer. Tbh my favorite version of this is within the first full year of him being Phantom, so he’s still getting new powers and stuff every now and then, and hasn’t really gotten all this vigilante stuff down to a science yet. Either way, Danny is trying to stay under the bats’ radar, (and also avoid his friends’ jokes about being adopted by Bruce Wayne becoming reality) but, well..
Danny “what even is my luck” Fenton can’t seem to keep out of the weird shit that happens in Gotham, and doesn’t realize that slipping out of the rogue’s traps isn’t something normal enough to be unnoticed by the bats. Maybe it’s the aftermath of a Scarecrow fight, and Danny stayed intangible for as long as he could, probably occasionally dropping it every now and then because he’s not really thinking, and it takes effort to be intangible like that. Either way, Batman eventually comes upon him while distributing the antivenom or whatever for the fear gas, and comes across this meta child who’s kinda aware, but seems to keep density shifting and makes it impossible to give the cure to, in the way that someone who’s afraid of needles might squirm when they’re getting a shot.
So he just sort of sits there and holds out his arm, and eventually the kid catches on. He grabs on and grips as hard as he can. Batman, slowly, broadcasting his movements, takes his other hand, and puts it to his own chest. He breathes in, holds, and breathes out. In, hold, out. It only takes the kid a minute or two of the kid copying his breathing to calm down enough to thank him, likely due to a boosted metabolism or some other mechanism for his body to deal with toxins. It took another second for the kid to visibly realize that Batman saw him go intangible, and quickly rush out “please don’t tell anyone Mr. Batman”s and “I know there’s a no-meta rule in Gotham, but I’m not staying here full-time.”
Batman just silently nods.
Much to both of their dismay, this keeps happening.
Poison Ivy attacks? Danny is there, getting people unstuck from vines or sap or whatever she used to trap them because he can’t not help when he’s right there.
Mad Hatter is mind-controlling people? Overshadow him into disabling it, or just fuck with the electronics invisibly.
Riddler is on the attack? Just wiggle in your ropes while his henchmen are setting things up, so as to make it look like you’re really skilled at escaping instead of becoming intangible. Might as well “untie” your fellow hostages, knock out a few henchmen while you’re at it.
These things keep happening, and Danny is actually feeling refreshed. He’s not doing most of the work here, the bats are. He’s just helping out on the side, is all. He’s not waking up at night to fight someone all the time, the bats already have nightshift covered to hell and back. And while constantly coming across Batman isn’t exactly ideal, the man hasn’t tried to drive him out of the city, which is probably as close to a “you can stay” as he’ll ever get, considering that the man hasn’t said so much as a word to him.
Danny’s also pretty sure that the man wouldn’t give him food every time they encounter each other if he wasn’t ok with him. And holy shit, isn’t that something? Edible food that isn’t fudge from an adult with no obligation to him.
Meanwhile, on Bruce’s side, this random meta kid just keeps on showing up at nearly every other rogue attack. Sure it’s been a slow week, but this is ridiculous. He also needs to restock on nutrient bars. They’re don’t taste the best, but between Red Robin forgetting to eat before he hits the rooftops, and the rampant child hunger in many of the poorer areas (he needs to look into his funds for school breakfast and lunch programs again, see if there’s some more wiggle room he can work with), he keeps several on him, just in case.
And if the speed the meta kid seemed to process Crane’s fear gas was any indication, he probably wasn’t eating enough for his boosted metabolism. So he kept a few more on him.
One time, he came in a bit too late, and caught the tail end of the kid bashing Condiment King in the face, -no powers, just a metal folding chair- while griping about how the man had ruined his lunch, and how now he had to eat at home and he was tired and didn’t want to fight his lunch today, because he’s had to do it for the last two days. And then (sloppily) kicking him in the ribs. Of course he had to come in to end the fight, but more than he was concerned about Condiment King, he was worried about the kid. Fighting took energy that the kid was having a hard time replacing as it was, and what’s worse is that the kid’s parents seem to make him hunt his own food. And there aren’t many animals in Gotham other than stray cats, raccoons, and rats.
Danny, naturally, is surprised when, instead of being scolded for fighting a rogue on his turf, Batman gives him a handful of those not-granola bars, and two hundred dollars cash. He also wasn’t expecting Batman’s first words to him to be “Go to the corner of Pacific Circle and Evergreen boulevard, they have more nutrient bars for metas there,” but he’ll take what he can get.
And the pat on the head was nice. It was soft, and he saw it coming, and it didn’t knock the wind out of his lungs like his dad’s hugs and back-slaps did. It was nice, and no, Jazz, he was not forming a parasocial relationship with Batman of all people. He was just someone who gave him food and cash, that’s it. It still felt really nice for someone to care about what he needed to eat, though.
He does go to the specified store and get a bunch of different nutrient bars, and makes sure to store them where they won’t come to life. It helps more than he thought it would.
As is her duty, Babs teases the hell out of Bruce for being soft on this one random black-haired, blue-eyed meta kid. You gave him a head pat. A head pat, Bruce. Try not to break out the bat-adoption papers.
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Some random superheroes debating whether or not Batman fucks: I mean there's no way Batman fucks, right? Man definitely doesn't fuck
Dick, who walked in on Bruce and Harvey together back when he was first adopted: -_-
Jason, who definitely heard one too many of Talia's stories about Bruce: -_-
Tim, who heard him with Selina after Bruce forgot to turn off his coms once: -_-
Damian, who recently had sex ed and knows exactly where he came from: -_-
Cass, who reads body language perfectly and while has never caught him in the act, has def seen him looking around: -_-
Steph, who accidentally saw some lewd messages when she stole his phone for a prank: -_-
Duke, who found out exactly what Bruce's penthouse is for in an unfortunate accident: -_-
Barbara, who has caught Bruce in inappropriate positions on security cams way too many times: -_-
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I feel like Danny has a really specific relationship with everyone in the BatFam that culminates in very different ways
Like Danny and Tim would have a lot in common based on the fact that 1.) their parents are kinda weird and 2.) they don’t tell anyone about anything until it comes up out of nowhere
Like one day while Danny was watching TV with Dick, Jason, and Tim, Tim mentions something about The Joker being hospitalized before getting sent back to Arkham Asylum.
Danny without missing a beat goes
“Oh please he’ll be fine, I almost got killed fighting my future self once and look at me, I’m great now.”
Everyone except Tim stops what they’re doing because they’re trying to comprehend the sentence they just heard
Dick replies, “Im sorry, you did what?”
And Tim who has also been traumatized enough times that he needs a punch card replies
“Oh, that’s nothing. This one time I had injuries that were so bad I had to get my spleen removed.”
Dick, fully losing his composure screams at Tim “I’m sorry, YOU DID WHAT!!!”
Danny replies “Dude, that’s so metal.”
Jason is busy doing mental gymnastics trying to figure out how none of them figured this out yet and he just goes
“When did you have the time to lose your spleen??”
Which prompts Tim (who is still unfazed at this point) to recant the entire situation that led to this and then he finishes his story like
“And now I have no spleen and no immune system. 🙂”
And poor Jason and Dick who are genuinely never on the same wavelength both yell
“YOU DONT HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM?!?!?”
Meanwhile Danny is just sitting here watching this whole thing go down and just goes
“God I love this family, they’re just as crazy as mine.”
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i want to see a scene like this but with the modern bat-family. i want everyone to basically go off on their own insane tangents, yet somehow they're all right on the money with their deductions and come to the same conclusion
just using the comments on the video:
Jason: It's a chilling thought—wait, chilling? Mr. Freeze!
Tim: And it happened at 2pm—Two-Face!
Steph: This is getting so complicated, it'd take an Ivy League professor to figure this one out. Wait a minute, IVY League?! Poison Ivy!
Cass: The dots are connecting…wait, dots? Polka-Dot Man!
Dick: Holy evil combinations, Batman. So many villains, it's like an evil sandwich!
Duke: And a sandwich usually has condiments…
Dick and Duke: The Condiment King!
Damian: Why are there so many villains involved? All of this seems strange…like Hugo Strange!
Barbara: This team-up would be the bane of Gotham…wait a minute. Bane!
Bruce: Quick, everyone—we must race to the Batcave!
Dick: Wait, race?
Everyone: RA'S AL GHUL???
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Monster High x Batman Prompt #2:
(Well, someone has to get adopted)
Frankie is in Gotham for…. Reasons, and they get somehow end up kidnapped by the Joker. After being blindfolded, stuffed into the back of a van, and dragged into a creepy (and not in a good way) abandoned warehouse, the Joker’s goons strap them into an electric chair.
At first, Frankie’s almost having fun, sure these normies seem a little weird, but maybe clown makeup is just really popular around here. Plus, these electric shocks are actually kinda nice, sorta like chugging 20 five hour energies.
The Joker on the other hand, is not have fun. The kid his goons picked up to lure in Batman, isn’t playing along. They keep giggling every time he electrocutes them. He’s losing patience quickly, raising the voltage higher and higher hoping to get some reaction other than joy
Unfortunately for Frankie, there is such thing as too much of a good thing. As the voltage rises, they suddenly feel a shock go straight through their brain. They scream in pain before their body gives out and they fall unconscious.
When Batman finds the Joker, he’s laughing, standing over a unconscious teenager strapped into a torture device. He makes quick work of incapacitating and restraining the mad man, before turning all focus on the kid.
Their skin is discolored, and their hair (black with streaks of white and blue) stands on end. Their body is covered in stitches and scars, and their prosthetic leg is covered in stickers and doodles, one of which reads ‘Frankie,’ so he guesses that must be their name. Their chest is still rising and falling, and even though their heart beat is faint, he can still feel it. Batman breaths a sigh of relief.
The kid (maybe, probably Frankie) comes to as he’s working on removing the straps that are trapping them in the chair. They immediately jolt upright and ask where they are
Frankie is incredibly confused. As it turned out, receiving XX Volts directly to the brain served as a factory reset of sorts, leaving them with no memory of the (un)life that they’ve lived up to that point.
Bruce talks Frankie through the situation, telling them how they were captured and how they’re safe now. His heart clenches when they tell him that they can’t seem to remember anything. It’s then that notices their eyes. Heterochromia, he notes somewhere in the back of his brain. One eye was green, and the other… their other eye was blue.
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