if Bruce had a Jewish mother (an alive one at least, oy) she would take one look at him shirtless, think about it for .5 seconds, and go “it’s too much” and walk away without explaining.
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a kusherin pesach, i think Bruce and Alfred have a silent war over kashering the manor kitchen every year, Bruce wants to lock it up and use the secondary, slightly smaller pesach kitchen, and Alfred wants to kasher it top to bottom. Bruce is also in charge of the crepes/eyer lokshon because Alfred simply cannot make them.
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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you
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still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this
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Welcome to McKirk Week 2024!
Held from 20th – 26th May, McKirk Week is a creation event focused on the Kirk/McCoy pairing, across all universes.
HOW IT WORKS:
There are three prompt lists – Trek, Gen, and NSFW. Trek are prompts based on the Star Trek universe, Gen are general prompts and tropes, and NSFW are of course the NSFW prompts. You’re welcome to pick from any prompt list (or even combine a few), and you can fill as many or as few prompts as you fancy.
Your creations can be any form of media: art, fic, edits, videos, web weaves, memes, playlists, fic rec lists, cosplay… the list goes on! As long as you can make it McKirk, it counts.
And on that note: this is a McKirk event so McKirk should be the main pairing in your works. Background ships, side pairings, and poly ships are okay as long as Kirk and McCoy are the focus.
NSFW prompts, plaintext transcript, and rules below the cut:
PROMPT LISTS:
TREK PROMPTS
Day 1 (20th): First Contact
Day 2 (21st): Shuttle Crash
Day 3 (22nd): Clones / Doppelgangers
Day 4 (23rd): Shore Leave
Day 5 (24th): Old Married McKirk
Day 6 (25th): Transporter Malfunction
Day 7 (26th): Diplomatic Dinner
GEN PROMPTS
Day 1 (20th): Amnesia
Day 2 (21st): Taken Captive / Abduction
Day 3 (22nd): Huddling for Warmth
Day 4 (23rd): AU
Day 5 (24th): Drunken Confessions
Day 6 (25th): Sickness / Injuries
Day 7 (26th): Reunion
NSFW PROMPTS
Day 1 (20th): Lingerie
Day 2 (21st): First Time / Virginity
Day 3 (22nd): Sex Pollen
Day 4 (23rd): Crying After/During Sex
Day 5 (24th): Only One Bed
Day 6 (25th): Semi Public Sex
Day 7 (26th): Sex Toys
THE FINER DETAILS:
You’re welcome to start on your piece(s) whenever you’d like, but please refrain from posting them until the relevant day(s) where possible.
When posting your works to tumblr, please use the tag # mckirkweek2024 and/or tag us @mckirkevents so that we can find your posts to reblog.
There is an AO3 collection HERE that you’re welcome to add your McKirk Week 2024 works to.
There is no deadline to post your works (we get it, life gets in the way sometimes), and the AO3 collection will be open indefinitely.
You’re welcome to create whatever you want, but please do tag/warn as appropriate for NSFW and other sensitive content.
For tumblr posts, please do add a mature label to explicit imagery, and/or crop and link externally to the full image, in order for us to be able to reblog.
And most importantly: have fun, be yourself, and keep it McKirk!
ANY QUESTIONS?
FAQ coming soon, but until then, send us an ASK!
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Brucie Wayne is not Kim Kardashian. I refuse it.
Brucie Wayne is Angelina Jolie. Like no offence but that man adopts poor people and people of colour like pokémon cards. The papers mentioned this at least once.
He leans into it sooo much cause he can’t really explain that he didn’t adopt the kids the kids adopted him cause that would require him to explain brightly coloured leotards and trying to rein in the bloodlust of children
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Its this one, Removing The Mask
Hello I have come to ask the great doctor fic finder for your magic, the fic has the justice league lose their memories of all superheroism and Bruce makes Alfred and Dick leave the manor after they tried to convince him he is Batman. Bruce later stumbles upon Jason and invites him to the manor.
Unfortunately, I've been unable to find it.
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alright so during into the spider-verse's introduction to peter b. parker, we see his wedding, and he stomps on the wine glass right? this is a jewish wedding tradition, which makes this version of peter parker jewish (further confirmed in interviews -- however, i believe this is enough by itself). it's a nice nod to the jewish roots of the character.
we get to see a bunch of peter parkers throughout the spider-verse films, and none of them have any explicit religious associations like peter b. parker. except for one!
here we have gwen stacy's peter parker and aunt may, from earth-65, saying grace over a meal. from my understanding, this is generally a christian practice -- in judaism, we prefer to say short prayers before eating, and save the long, in-depth ones for afterwards. so to me, this was a clear example of the character being coded as christian. i was a little disappointed that they didn't make peter parker jewish here too, but since across the spider-verse discusses variants and the differences between instances of the same person between different universes, i interpreted this as a continued commentary on peter parker's ethnicity -- although he was initially jewish-coded and one of his two creators, stan lee, is jewish, this is often erased, especially in more modern interpretations of the character.
and then i remembered that this peter parker also literally turns into the lizard.
and y'know what? good call on that one guys.
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