Love is stored in the new story idea, which in turn is stored in the brain, which in turn is stored in the clown with the bad memory who never remembers to store said story idea in an actual physical thing like a notebook or a computer
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Make sure to check your kid's Halloween candy this year!!! I just opened my son's snickers bar and found an astral tadpole that could have unlocked his illithid potential!!!!
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Me to myself after this episode: It's okay Bonzo isn't real, he can't hurt you
British Magnus Protocol listeners talking about Mr. Blobby:
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OK, 'hear' me out. (Helps to wear headphones if you listen.)
Season 2, Episode 16, Plan 99, Mark 6:04.
Season 3, Episode 3, Shadows of Tantiss, Mark 1:20.
When the assassin is introduced - it's the same ominous drum(?) sound as when the hinge severs on the railcar after Tech shoots it. Not me looking for any sort of musical leitmotif crumbs that Tech is that assassin. I promised myself I wouldn't speculate. 🙃
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'The world traumatized me so i'm an edgy asshole and everything and everyone sucks forever' is not punk,that's nihilism.Punk is 'I had to deal with all that shit growing up and now you're telling me i'm supposed to accept it because it's 'normal'????Absolutely fucking not,i'm a total freak then and i'm gonna make it the problem of anyone in charge of this shit and help everybody like me and never shut up about any of it'
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Shanks seeing buggy playing with the asl and looking happy
What shanks means to say - you are so good with them, they make you lighter. I am so happy that Roger doesn’t still hang over you, if we had kids would you smile like that? What would our kids look like? I love you forever and I want you to be happy. Can we be together now? Can we find happiness? Can I stay still? If I go will you wait for me? Our kids would have your eyes I just know it.
What shanks says - why aren’t you pregnant?
I AM WHEEZIng
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