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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

#I love these #nursing home au my beloved #someone put morpheus in a nursing home #can you imagine #he gives a melodramatic monologue and is answered with 'sure morphy. time for your nap now' #it would be good for him tho #also fake amnesia... #he wouldn't but it would be so funny if he did

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They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

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you would ask dream of the endless what his pronouns are and he’d stare off into the distance and say something like “nouns…. the objects of our desire, of our hatred. in the waking world these articles are finite, but in the dreaming they are multifaceted and vast as the sea. yes… i am pro-noun. humans would be nothing without their possessions and muses - and thus, i suppose that without humans, i would be nothing as well” and matthew the raven would pipe in like “boss only ever answers to he/him don’t worry about it”

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Time for a truly divisive poll

Remember, this is a poll for who you think will be the love interest, not whom you want it to be

#I really really really want it to just be no one #but i don't think that's what's gonna happen #Or like... make it off screen like in the comics #I don't even care who it is #I just don't wanna see it #I'm too aro for that mess

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not a crow.

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my wife's so pretty aghhhhhhhh

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the corinthian skips onboarding.

#i love that in the picture his pin is an eye

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something i find pretty funny is how the generally accepted tags for matthew and lucienne from sandman are “matthew the raven” and “lucienne the librarian,” implying that librarian is a species of its own XDD

#i mean if anyone is gonna be librarian species it's gonna be The One And Only Loosh The Librarian #i mean #she was a birb before so maybe when she changed from birb to librarian she literally justaimed for librarian as her species #we don't know

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I know of your sins (I recognize which photo you found on Pinterest to use as a reference)

#to be clear i say sin because it's funny noy because i think you're wrong for doing it #i just get whiplash every time it happens

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fem!dream headcanon. dream still uses he/him pronouns but presents as a woman. thoughts?

yes, extremely good, valid

i wonder if dream's relationship to gender as a concept is actually very weird. he understands how humans view it because he has access to all unconscious thoughts. but in relation to himself it might be like

hob: so. what's your gender actually like, anyway dream: ? i am an amorphous shadow. i am an amalgamation of thoughts. ? hob: so. why is your human-ish body male then dream: because more people leave me alone

dream seems to struggle with the concept of even being a person outside his function so his personal gender identity might be too high a level at this point XD

so dream present day is fucking around with appearing as a woman because why not. 'dream' is already a gender neutral name but morpheus is undoubtedly gendered male but he just keeps using it he doesn't care.

hob is like.. alright, do you want to use like 'she' pronouns or something dream: do whatever you want idc hob: *refers to him as 'she' at some point* dream: nope i've decided I Do Not Like Change hob: figures

secondary headcanon: the endless with the most concrete understanding of their own gender identity is actually desire. and desire doesn't even have a concrete singular identity but unlike everybody else they actually thought about it.

hob, trying to get to the bottom of this: so why are you [insert gender they were presenting in at the time] destiny: because the book deems it so hob: extremely normal, thanks death: well, it may be reductive but a lot of humans have an impression of women as more kind and soft and motherly so it helps in my work. after all, my job is to give them what they want, not what i think they should want. hob: okay that makes sense, thanks for having an actually normal answer destruction: i wanted to be able to lift a truck with one hand and this form seemed expedient at the time hob, strangled: ...thanks desire: okay so [ninety minute diatribe] hob, whiplashed: thanks very cool despair: i'm contractually obligated to suffer more hob: creepy, thank you delirium: pretty :) hob: alright thanks for the elaboration

hob: that answered nothing for me thanks guys

#i felt the 90 minute discussion in my soul thanks.

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Tumblr Sexyman Day 8! I had no idea what to do for this so I Once-ler'd the Corinthian (the song chorus is shockingly fitting rip)

#cursed ❤️

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Pinterest Art Base Inktober Day 7! When Dream gets out of his box they're all fucked tbh (I have no idea if this is what this prompt means but I did it anyway so shrug)

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Twi | ins

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Casual reminder that in order for Nuala to have fucked with Barbie's dreams, she was given some sort of power by Morpheus, strong enough to meddle in dreams and two, he NEVER punished her for messing up with his work.

This is actually the panel that triggers this very famous interaction.

Not only did he not punish her for messing with the dreams of mortals, HE PRAISED HER!

Tell me she was not important to him again.

Try me.

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#1) this interaction is very cute and i love it #2) i would like to bring to your attention the fact that dream put shoulder pads in his bathrobe #AND still made it thin soft and silky so you can see the outline of his ass #truly a master of forms this guy #either that or he made himself pointy shoulders #idiot (affectionate) #i love him with all my heart

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I'm genuinely going insane over this

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this fucking cat has a similar "silent-angry-bitch-face" to Dream 😭😭😭

#it do

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Broke: Dream is feeding the pigeons because something something depression

Woke: Dream is feeding the pigeons because he likes to feel like he's needed and he has a purpose. Keep birb alive!

Bespoke: Dream is feeding the pigeons to gain their trust and lure them as a target for Meowpheus

#i like to think he's just trying to make friends who don't mind his moping #like that's not true but IT'S TRUE IN MY HEART because it would be funny

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The Sandman fandom is fucking hilarious to me bc everyone is like "i wanna put him in a box and study him" or "i wanna put him into Situations :3" and then they DID actually do that in the show like right at the beginning and half of the fanfiction is getting that guy OUT of the Situation.