Sirius and Marline are MLM/WLW hostility
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Remus and Dorcas are MLM/WLW solidarity.
I don't make the rules
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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Regulus: Okay.
[downstairs]
Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?
Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Walburga: Go to your room!
Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?
Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son
remus: you’re not good enough for your son
walburga: excuse me?
remus: you heard me.
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"Pandora is my Sirius," Regulus confessed one night in the astronomy tower.
"What do you mean, love?" James asked, not stopping threading Reg's hair.
"She is my best friend, a sibling I never had... my ride or die, my platonic soulmate. The one person who always saw right through me."
Regulus took only a second before he continued: "I would kill, die, and live for her. Sirius is your person. Pandora is mine."
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James: I’ve got a question to ask you
Regulus: as long as it’s not “will you marry me”
James: *silence
Regulus: wait
Regulus: was it?
Regulus: was it “will you marry me”
James: Well I’m not going to ask now
Regulus: no! Restart!
James: moments gone
Regulus: then bring it back!
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I need an outlet for my marauders brainrot, so here I am, crawling back to tumblr
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James: Do you really hate Sirius?
Regulus: Yes.
James: So you're telling me you wouldn't save his life? What if he needed a kidney?
Regulus: James, he's my brother. Of course I'd give him my kidney. Just not my respect.
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ive been in my marauders era for 4 years now, these are just the receipts. love these boys
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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants
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Sirius: Momma didn’t raise no quitter
Regulus: Actually our mother didn’t raise us at all so I am in fact, a quitter
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James Potter and Sirius Black
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*sirius and remus are debating intensely*
sirius: there's no way james would ever get a belly button piercing. he's a sports guy ffs
remus: wanna bet on it?
sirius: sure
*a few days later*
james: yo moony you were right, i do look amazing with a belly button piercing
sirius, to remus: no. fucking. way. how did you do it?
remus: i told him regulus would love it
sirius: where is he anyway?
regulus: *screaming into a pillow at the top of his lungs*
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James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?
Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.
James: Which is what?
Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.
James *nervous sweating*:
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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life
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2:56 AM, James sneaking out of Regulus's room and Marlene sneaking out of Dorcas's room
James:
Marlene:
James: Dorcas, right?
Marlene: yeah, you?
James: Regulus
Marlene: ah
Marlene: soo wanna start a club talking about secretly dating some grumpy slytherins?
James: oooh absolutely
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Regulus waking up after the horcrux situation: where am I? Did I die? Is this heaven??
Sirius *banging on the door: Reggie you awake? Let us in ! It’s James and Sirius!!
Regulus: oh this is hell.
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