a camille sketchpage for the cultured
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Loba I drew for a Ko-fi tip sketch 🤭💞
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"You know... I feel like I've forgotten something..."
"Oh yeah? And what could that be?"
"I don't know! But if I don't remember it then it must not be anything important!"
"Excuse me... could someone tell me what happened to him?"
"Oops. So that's what I forgot."
"Poor Giroro... How much time will it take Sergeant Major Kururu to invent a rifle that'll return the Corporal to how he was before?"
"Mom."
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Customer: A'S MAMA, MY KIDS ALL HAVE "A" NAMES.
DMV: ASS MAMA
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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The amount of joy human alastor and his mother gives me should be illegal
https://twitter.com/_nedned_x
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almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo
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they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child
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okay i know that everyone has tim get hit with deaging powers in fics or headcanons, but i would like to see one where a tiny ittybitty damian pops up from his discarded robin costume on the floor and the family has to deal with a baby demon child.
tim in his red robin suit holding up a one year old damian wrapped in his robin cape: uh, i don’t really like babies very much, we need to get you to agent a
damian imprinting on the first vaguely parental shaped figure he sees:…ummi?
tim getting that mama bear sense of ‘lifting a car for your baby’ maternal love: i will kill everyone and then myself if you were to ever get hurt habibi
and i think it’ll just be hilarious to see damian’s interactions with everyone else because they’ve never had to deal with him so vulnerable and vaguely friend shaped.
dick on the verge of tears: he screamed when he saw me and ran to tim, to tim, then tim glared at me and told me to never touch his baby again - HIS BABY JASON
jason: you poor thing??
and an awkward bruce, who’s never actually dealt with babies despite being a father of (vaguely) nine kids, trying to interact with this chubby little toddler.
bruce: hello chum
damian throwing a knife at him giving the biggest cutest belly laugh when bruce catches it:
tim smooshing his chubby baby cheeks: isn’t he such a cutie patootie ?
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percy shouting at dionysus that he is not poseidon's but sally jackson's son is something i never knew i needed. and he just goes on to prove it by praying to his mother instead of his father, which is just *chef's kiss*
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