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Customer: HAMMER HAS BEEN MY NICKNAME SINCE I WAS 3 YEARS OLD AND I AM SAYING THAT THE TRUCK IS MINE THROUGH THAT NICKNAME DMV: HAMMER=PENIS Verdict: DENIED
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ternasyl · 2 days
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GERTRUDE?!?!?
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boop-bot · 19 days
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#BOOP
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scrollreminder · 1 year
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optimizedblur · 8 months
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My piece for @crktravelzine ! Please consider checking out everyone else's lovely work here
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Now THESE are the types of changes I like to see around here.
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nutakuro · 2 months
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Part 2 of my Valentine’s Day art, here’s a bunch of (mostly ii lmao) object pairing requests I got from instagram
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silence-burns · 1 year
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PSA FOR ALL AO3 USERS:
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Yes, comments like these are made by the bots. Yes, it is a plague. No, it's not worth replying to them, although it'll feel satisfying.
Please flag them as spam. Let the AO3 mods do what they have to.
Also, AO3 allows the writers to change the settings of their works, so that only people with accounts will be able to comment and/or view the fic. Use it as you wish. Yes, you can mass-change this setting in all (or the chosen) of your fics easily.
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miggsboson · 1 month
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୨ DAD HEADCANONS ୧
SUMMARY: How I think Matt would act as a dad.
WARNINGS: None (you'll probably fall even more in love with him after this)
NOTES: This is my personal opinion, If you don’t agree with something let me know in the comments!
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INSTEAD - After you get pregnant, Matt starts paying even more attention to every little thing you do. He wants to make sure you are comfortable. If you say you are thirsty, he will show up with a bottle of water. If you say you are not comfortable in bed, he gets you more pillows.
He sees you getting up from the couch randomly, getting his attention. “Hey what is it? Do you need something that I can get you?” You chuckle seeing how worried he is. “Relax Matt, I’m just going to the bathroom.”
GENDER - Matt doesn’t really mind about the kid gender, he’s just happy over the fact he is having a baby with you. But I’m pretty sure he would be a girl dad.
ARGUMENTS - Matt refuses to argue with you in front of the children.
“Seriously, what’s wrong with you?!” You say, slightly louder than you should. You can see the frustration in his eyes. “Just answer me already!” He sighs. “Listen, I understand that you’re upset, but i’m not letting you do this in front of the kids alright?” He cups your cheeks with his hands and gives you a small peck on the forehead. “We will sort this out once they’re in bed, okay, sweetheart?”
GIRLY - If his daughter ever asks to paint his nails or play with his hair, he's one hundred percent down for it. Honestly, he’s down for anything their kids ask for.
COMMUNICATION - He ALWAYS tries to resolve arguments with his kids talking, he never hits them or raises his voice at them.
BOYFRIENDS - If his daughter ever starts dating, he would make sure to interrogate the boy like his life depends on it.
TOYS - He is constantly buying them new toys, stuffed animals, cute clothes, everything to make them happy, but of course not to the point were they get spoiled.
YOUTUBE - He would still try his best to keep up with the youtube videos. Of course sometimes he won’t be able to be there, but if he can, he will. Matt would love to put his kids in the videos (if they want to show up, of course) when it’s vlogs and challenges.
SUBSTANCES - Matt explains them how bad it is to drink, smoke or have any kind of drugs, so under his roof that is not happening.
TOGETHER - He wants to be present in every moment of their lives. Even if for some reason the two of you are no longer together and you have custody of the kids, he will be there for anything.
BOSTON - The visits to Matt's hometown will be way more frequent so that Marylou and James can see their grandchildren.
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that was it! i hope you have enjoyed it! give me your opinion in the comments!
taglist: @thebottledwatersupplier @daddyslilchickenfingers2 @orangelala @annamcdonalds67 @lilo7sworld @soso-scarlettolivia @junnniiieee07
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zeilaaan · 8 months
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Gekko, being the soft gentle top he is, asking you repeatedly if you're okay as he's balls deep inside of your ass.
"¿Estás bien mi amor?" (Are you okay, my love?) He asks, as he's gripping onto your thighs fucking you.
You get tired from his blabbering, so you cover his mouth with your hand, however this turns him on more, causing him to pound you faster and he ends up finishing inside of you, in awe as he watches his seed leak out of your asshole.
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