My mom beat the shit out of me in front of Aziraphale from Good Omens.
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Slimeys mother, pregnant with Slimey.
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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You find this pic of your mom on one of your friend’s cellphone..🫨🤬
how did he get that pic?was he the photographer??🍆🍑
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