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ca-dmv-bot · 3 days
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Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED
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unknownknowns · 1 year
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The Queen of Dreamville 📸 by Izzy Nuzzo on Twitter.
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zazagundam · 8 months
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california dmv plate: "PUSSY SMACKER"
Customer: PICS FOR PROOF (ATHC, 1.06gig)
DMV: WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE, THEM PUSSIES SWOLE'D UP LOL
Verdict: APPROVED
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zolikaaaa · 10 months
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Hagyd, hogy apró jó dolgok történjenek veled
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yesnowhatno · 6 months
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ca-dmv-bot · 3 days
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Customer: ZUGZUGZ IS THE NAME I GO BY ON MOST GAMES IVE PLAYED FOR THE PAST FIFTEEN YEARS. DMV: zugzug=sex from the old movie Caveman Verdict: ACCEPTED
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ca-dmv-bot · 22 hours
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Customer: FUN FISH DMV: FISH=FUCK IT SHIT HAPPENS Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 2 days
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Customer: NAME DMV: BALLS.. DRY BALLS… LAST NAME IS BALDRY Verdict: ACCEPTED
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ca-dmv-bot · 3 days
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Customer: YESTERDAY KILLS YOUR MIND FOREVER DMV: yipee ki-yay motherfucker Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 3 days
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Customer: CLASSIC CAR DMV: ONE BAD MOTHERFUCKER Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 18 hours
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Customer: (not on record) DMV: TITTY CITY Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 19 hours
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Customer: (not on record) DMV: DIE WHORE IN GERMAN Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 1 day
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Customer: FAMILY LETTERING DMV: backwards… butt sex Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 1 day
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Customer: ON THE WAY TO (2) FIX YOUR GENERATOR; BECAUSE AS A CONTRACTOR FOR THE NAVY WE CONSTANTLY GET SENT OUT TO EVERY SHIP TO REPAIR THEIR SHIPBOARD GENERATORS. DMV: on the way to fuck your girl Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 2 days
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Customer: IT'S A ROUGH TRANSLATION OF THE U2 ALBUM, ACHTUNG BABY, EXCEPT THAT THE ACHT IS THE GERMAN NUMBER 8, WHICH IS ACHT IN GERMAN. DMV: ate? Verdict: ACCEPTED
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ca-dmv-bot · 21 hours
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Customer: SPY GIRL DMV: SPY=CIA=FEDERAL AGENT. ORDERED BY SAME CUSTOMER AS 'SPYMAN'. There is a mix of unacceptable, expired and current 'spy' plates on record… Verdict: ACCEPTED
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