Customer: YOU FOOL
DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL
Verdict: DENIED
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The Queen of Dreamville 📸 by Izzy Nuzzo on Twitter.
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california dmv plate: "PUSSY SMACKER"
Customer: PICS FOR PROOF (ATHC, 1.06gig)
DMV: WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE, THEM PUSSIES SWOLE'D UP LOL
Verdict: APPROVED
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Hagyd, hogy apró jó dolgok történjenek veled
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Customer: ZUGZUGZ IS THE NAME I GO BY ON MOST GAMES IVE PLAYED FOR THE PAST FIFTEEN YEARS.
DMV: zugzug=sex from the old movie Caveman
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: FUN FISH
DMV: FISH=FUCK IT SHIT HAPPENS
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: NAME
DMV: BALLS.. DRY BALLS… LAST NAME IS BALDRY
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: YESTERDAY KILLS YOUR MIND FOREVER
DMV: yipee ki-yay motherfucker
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: CLASSIC CAR
DMV: ONE BAD MOTHERFUCKER
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: TITTY CITY
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: DIE WHORE IN GERMAN
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: FAMILY LETTERING
DMV: backwards… butt sex
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: ON THE WAY TO (2) FIX YOUR GENERATOR; BECAUSE AS A CONTRACTOR FOR THE NAVY WE CONSTANTLY GET SENT OUT TO EVERY SHIP TO REPAIR THEIR SHIPBOARD GENERATORS.
DMV: on the way to fuck your girl
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: IT'S A ROUGH TRANSLATION OF THE U2 ALBUM, ACHTUNG BABY, EXCEPT THAT THE ACHT IS THE GERMAN NUMBER 8, WHICH IS ACHT IN GERMAN.
DMV: ate?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: SPY GIRL
DMV: SPY=CIA=FEDERAL AGENT. ORDERED BY SAME CUSTOMER AS 'SPYMAN'. There is a mix of unacceptable, expired and current 'spy' plates on record…
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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