#like whay is he. who. what the fuck is going on

[shoezuki]

Thinkin bout Sampo Koski rn as like. His character n what we get of him in honkai star rail and he fucking. He confuses me like. There has to be So Much more to him like

The general vibes of him and especially how other characters treat him is that of comic relief, a punching bag, a goof, just a slick conman causing trouble. It's genuinely difficult NOT to insult him n treat him badly with dialogue options and any time he's even mentioned March 7th hisses at him. He's literally a cryptid in belobog. He's a joke.

But. But. There's his light cone. It makes me insane. It contradicts all of that.

In it he's competent. He's badass. He's omnipotent. He's able to somehow know a sniper from however far away is locked on him and address them specifically.

And even like... in the entire plot of jarilo-vi he's spoken of like he's not much. He's a 4 star character. But he's practically as present as bronya and seele and Gepard and his involvement in the story is ASTRONOMICAL. He has a part in every major event. He's the one who drags the Trailblazers and bronya into the Underworld. He's the one who takes you to svarog, to the overworld again. He gets Natasha and saves you from svarog. He's the first character you ever meet on jarilo.

And he seems to just vanish before you confront cocolia. But no. Sampo is the one who has the last word and wraps up the entire mission on jarilo-vi. He fucking breaks the forth wall. Jarilo-vi both begins and ends with Sampo.

He calls himself shadowy comic relief yet he seemingly orchestrated everything. What is he. What the fuck is he doing. What else is up with him and when will we get more of him. I want to bite into him and tear him apart.

#sampo koski #honkai star rail #IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL #the fact he's 4 star vexes me #like.hes more present than gepard and clara and they are 5 stars #my theory is like dan heng we'll get a 5 star version of sampo #but also if he never gets more screen time i will fucking eat my own foot #like whay is he. who. what the fuck is going on #and is this a masked fools thing??? are the masked fools about this shit?? like. is it all just to put on a show? #or is he actually wanting to fix communities and help people #why did he go and get natasha. thay one gets me. thats such like. out of his way obvious selflessness #and he's shown and spoken of more like a smarmy selfish bastard only for himself #but he went and got natasha. he brought bronya to the underworld. he lead you to belebog at the beginning #i literally havent played hsr in months. because i have sampo brain worms #he is the worm aha made an emenator and he is in my brain

[narutomaki]

thinking about orochimaru in a dress

I am unwell

#rotating this in my head #any way also rotating an uchiha in my head 2 generations removed from sasuke #who is just like. i want orochimaru to teach me. and everyone is like 😬 honey. are you sure #any way he goes back in time with orochimaru and fucks shit up while fixing it #tobiramas bitch ass better watch out. orochimaru WILL shame you for not knowing science from over 120 years in the future !!!!!! #my brain: haha funny crack ship. me cocking my gun: DO. NOT. #uchiha oc: im going back in time. orochimaru: .... i have got to see you fuck this up. #any way their both trans and uchiha oc really bonds with orochimaru and considers them like. a third parent lol. #Uchiha oc staring at Hashirama trying to contain then with Trees; ur not special *trees him back* #Orochimaru: we have been here. FOR FIVE MINUTES. #any way they go back in time to seal Zetsu to see how much it stops or hinders from happening #edit: is it unethical science if the person having it done to them consents and is also very enthusiastic about it? tobirama vs orochimaru #debate of the ages. hashirama is just like. but thats MY thing :^( (what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck whay the fu)

[siinlight]

Sooo funny when my coworker expects us to want to cover his shift when he's "sick" when he was very definitely out all night and literally was doing a drag show last night ???? Like if you work that next day why are you fucking around with substances like boo hoo your fake sick cause your hungover you did that to yourself

#why would i want to take ome of your only shifts too jfc he hardly works and acts all mad when his schedule is fucked like maybe dont call #call in and request off every fucjing day and your schedule would be more regular #i mean this with my whole chest i jave no fucking sympathy or what ever the fuck for these teenagers who are so irresponsible with their s #schedule and then cry and complain that they arent gettign enough hours like what??? yoU are literally doing this to yourself #newsflash when you work only one of the days that your scheduled and then call off the rest of themyou dont make money!!!! #these 19 yr olds with no fucking bills or responsibilities other than their fucking gas acting like they have so many responsibilities #money wise like im soooo tired of it i just dont care i dontcare AT ALLLLLLLL #stop fucking whinjng and go to work this place is one of the easiest fucking service jobs you could have and tbey still manage to act #like its the hardest thing in the world #like No noone is going to cover your shift 2 hours before youre supposed to go in when youre obviously just hungover suck it up and just go #its idiotic to get fucked up if you work the next day like seriously are you fucking dumb #im sick :((( oh whay the fuck ever oh my goooddddd #delete later uh it just irritated me to read thay shit #like were fucking stupid or whatever

[munsonsprincess11111]

Somethings off

Eddie munson x reader

Summary: Eddie is sat at the lunch table alone with no you in sight. When he goes defensive when yours and his friend's ask where you are they need to get to the bottom of it immediately.

Quiet. Eddie munson was never quiet. But when his friends approached there usual lunch table he was starring off into space. You was no where to be seen so Dustin asked the simple question of "HEY Eddie wheres y/n" Eddie's eyes darted to Dustin like he'd just told him he hates him

"Off sick why should I know." HE answers opening his metal lunch box picking out pieces of popcorn. Usually he'd throw them in the air and attempt to catch them in his mouth. But today he was pushing his food around.

"Usually you know she's your girlfriend was just a question man." Mike answered noticing his annoyance towards Dustin. "It's not my business. I'm noy always stuck up her ass you know." Eddie says to the boys. He closes his lunch box and walks off.

"Were getting to the bottom of thos right?" Dustin askes Mike. "100%"

The next day

"Y/N EXACTLY WHO WE NEED." Dustin yells down the hall at you. Him and Mike running over to you as you switch your books around. You go to say hello but are interrupted by Mike before you can speak.

"Have you seen or spoken to Eddie today?" Mike askes.

"NO I haven't seen or spoken to Eddie today why-"

"What about yesterday?" Dustin askes cutting you off.

"Nope not then either I was off-"

"When was the last time you saw or spoke to Eddie?" Mike interrupts this time

"Uhh last saw him Friday spike to him on the phone on Sunday. What's wrong-" you get cut off by dustin

"How was he-" but you cut him off

"Alright stop cutting me off. What is wrong with you 2 wanna explain what all the questions are about." You ask crossing your arms across your chest.

"Yesterday we asked Eddie where you was and he was pissed when we asked ans said he didn't know cause he's not always stuck up your ass and then stormed off. We tried to talk to him earlier but he ignored us so we wanted to walk to you because Eddie's giving us nothing." Mike says then taking a deep breath

"I was off yesterday cause something happend Saturday and I was hurting. And before you ask. Girl stuff. Eddie was fine then I don't know whats wrong with him." You say closing your locker.

The two boys look at eachother and are thinking. You pick your bag up. "We know where Eddie's parked. Maybe he's in the van and we could go talk to him?" Dustin askes.

You nod and the boys lead the way to where Eddie parked. It was a short walk but the boys blabberd the hole time about whay could've been wrong with Eddie. You decided they should knock incase he was annoyed at you.

Dustin banged on the side door of his van. "Eddie open the door we wanna talk." NO answer. Mike's turn "if you don't open the door were gonna get Gareth and he's way more annoying." Then there's movement from the van

"What the fuck do you two wa-" he cuts himself off when he opens the door snd sees you stood there behind the boys. He stares at you like a 13 year old boy that's just seen his crush up close for the first time.

"I thought-" he tries to speak but you cut him off.

"You thought I was off school for the week so went pissy with everyone?" You ask crossing your arms over your chest.

Eddie nods "that and other stuff but mainly that."

"That's why you didn't answer my calls?"

Eddie nods.

"Your an asshole eds you know that?"

He nods.

"Get your ass out the van."

He jumps out the side door of the van pulling it closed. He pushed Dustin aside using his shoulder and walks the few steps to you. Wrapping his arms around your waist and holding you tight. Your arms go around his neck. "Dads back in town." HE whispers in your ear. You nod your head as you hold Eddie.

"HE wants to see me but I want there when he went to the trailer but he's gonna be after school today." HE whispers again.

"Want me to come to?" You whisper in his ear. His arms tighten around you and he nods burying his face into your neck. "Dustin Mike ill talk to you both tomorrow." The boys get the hint at your words and scurry back off to school.

"WHY didn't you talk to me?" You ask and all you get is a shrug. You let him go and walk to the van. "Wanna go home?" You ask

He walks over opening the door for you tk get in and nods. "Will you take me to the store to get tampons and chocolate first?" You ask smiling up at him.

He let's out a laugh and is smiling. "Ofcourse I will baby." You smile back at him

"There's my boy." You kiss his cheek hoping into the van."

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Eddie's dad's visit wasn't fun. Eddie's leg was bouncing the hole time. But you kept holding his hand and trying to calm him without words. All his dad wanted was his help. Eddie declined. Even after his dad trying to persuade him. Wayne then stepped in. Eddie's dad was rude to Eddie and Wayne. Told Eddie stuff like he was a failure. He's no son of his. And other horrible things.

Now your laying in Eddie's bed with him. His head on your chest. Your arms wrapped around him. One of his legs over your's while one yours is in-between his. "I am so fucking proud of you." You whisper kissing Eddie's head.

"Thank you. For everything. For being there for me the hole time n now. I'm sorry I was an asshole." HE says kissing your chest.

"You had every right to be." You say kissing his head.

"I love you so much." HE says kissing your chest again

"I love you so much too" you mumble kissing his head.

You begin to drift off but then Eddie starts giggling. You open your eyes to see his face.

"What's so funny babe?" You ask looking at him confused. He sniffles his laugh and looks you in the eyes. "I kissed your boob twice." HE says then burying his face into your chest laughing. You try do your best fake disappointed face but your smirking. "Never change Eddie munson. Life would be so boring if you listened to everyone." You say letting out a laugh.

"Trust me didn't change when my dad left fir the 3rd time definitely won't this time or cause people say I'm weird and besides by being a freak it just brings up my bedroom status. Absolute freak in the sheets." HE laughs kissing you boob again making a loud kissing noise.

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The next day you and Eddie walk Into lunch hand in hand and Eddie is all smiles again. He pulls your chair out for you and you sit next to him. He pulls your chair next to him and puts his arm around your shoulder. Dustin and Mike High five eachother. Eddie just rolls his eyes and let's the boys think they made all this happen.

Everyone at the table is chattering. "You know.. " You whisper playing eith Eddie's necklace as he throws popcorn in the air. "What?" HE askes.

"I'm off my period...." You look up at him. He looks down at you. "REALLY?!?" HE half yells and his friends look at you both.

You nod. He shrugs you off of him standing up. He closes his lunch box and picks it up. All your friends are watching him. He grabs you hands and pulls you up. Your barely on your feet as he throws you over his shoulder. "Eddie!" You yelp at his unexpected action.

"Eddie where are you going." Mike askes.

"To have My lunch." HE says turning back to the table.

"You just was sit down." Dustin says looking at Eddie confused.

"NO. My lunch." HE says playfully biting your thigh. You slap his ass as he does this. "Your disgusting." Gareth says as Eddie walks off.

"What's that loner? Couldn't here you over all the sex I'm about to get." Eddie shouts back to Gareth giving him the middle finger still gold you on his shoulder and his tin lunch box.

All your friends gag and groan some even shouting his name at him. You just keep starting at Eddie back refusing eye contact.

"Embarrased?" Eddie askes as you exit the cafeteria.

"Sorry what was that couldn't hear Any of that over all the sex I'm about to get." You say quoting Eddie slapping his ass. He puts you down to look you in the eyes. "I love you so fucking much. Your awesome." HE says kissing you sweetly. He hands you his lunch box.

"I love you so fucking much too." You say smiling at him. Before you know it your back over his shoulder but holding his lunch box on the way to his van so he can drive you both to the trailer for that amazing sex that you both promised eachother.

#eddie m #eddie munson thoughts #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x yn #eddie smut #eddie x reader #eddie x you #rockstar eddie munson #eddie my beloved #eddie stranger things

[makelemonade]

Happy Birthday!

my birthday was 3 days ago (sixteenth) so here are some headcanons as to how the Genshin guys are on your birthday

Relations: Ayato, Albedo, Alhaitham, Aether, Childe, Cyno, Scaramouche/Wanderer x Gender Neutral Reader (separate obv )

Warnings: uhm slight angst, swearing, too much fluff ew (aw), forgetting abt ur birthday (literally all of them do)

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Ayato:

-I’ll be so fucking supercalfraglicious rn, that man won’t even be able to spend it with you.

-Yoimiya and Ayaka def bet 10$ he forgets acc

-but because I’m SUCH a sucker for angst to fluff

-In the morning, he won’t even know what day it is. He’ll be to tired to comprehend anything. He’s not a morning person in the slightest

-He does wake up before you though due to the work, so you’ll still be asleep while he greats ready and gives ur forehead a lil smooch before he heads out to do any tasks or duties

-you’ll wake up upset to see NO GIFT LIKE WTF

-richest man in Inazuma CANT even get u anything ?!

-maybe he left it for thoma so he can give it to you when you wake up!!

-when you go eat breakfast, ur eyes light up to see thoma holding a gift but slightly dim when it’s none other than his and not your beloveds.

-nonetheless your happy you got a gift !!

-it’ll be a few hours and STILL no gift. Thoma tells you with a sad dog pout face that Ayato did forget

-so you actually spend the day with him!!! thoma >>>>>

-your back in the evening, signs of daylight all gone as night was to hit

-when ur back you fully come to terms Ayato did forget about your birthday because he didn’t even wish you a happy bday :)

-you walk past him sitting on the bed with a few bags of stuff you liked that Thoma bought as another gift and Ayato looked at you confused

“Who bought you all of that?” He asked, sitting up and setting a few work files down on the bed.

“Thoma.” You answered, not even sparing him a glance.

“Confusion grew more along with a tinge of jealousy. “What was the occasion?”

“My birthday.”

-I’m telling u rn any type of emotion DROPS

-he lowkey might start crying

-hell ask u to sit on the bed and apologize for everything and like just kiss u all over and if ur still mad he’ll understand but like god knows you can’t stay mad at him

-he acc takes u on a shopping spree the next day and tasks Thoma with inviting all of your friends so when you get back to the estate, it’s none other than a surprise party!!

Albedo

-HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAY A BIRTHDAY IS

-thankfully you explained it to him a few weeks before your birthday and even if he isnt human, he’d like to partake in it

-but he’s never done this before so he has to seek out Kaeya for them

-he went to Klee first but decided It wasn’t best to give you a bomb for your birthday

-Kaeya tells him all type of gift ideas and Albedo acc saves up a bunch of his money to buy you all your favourite stuff

-he’s so cute

-he tries to bake a cake

-key word tried

-his cake became demolished like alchemy couldn’t even fix it

-it was adorable though and you thanked him for everything. he forgot about work the whole day just for you :)

Alhaitham

-i cant decide if he forgets or is just too busy to spend it with you

-I think he’ll forget to call off work on the day of your birthday and won’t be able to spend it with you

-like he remembers your birthday but his slow ass just couldn’t remember to call off work

-he does have a present ready for you though! and a long message he sent to your Akasha while he was at work

-he actually did come home early just for you

-insert him twirling you around omfjwknfkwjdjwdjjed

-so if u decide to go out, he’ll take you to a very fancy and expensive restaurant and give u ur gift there

-if u decide to stay in he’ll bake a cake from scratch with you (those cute movie scenes where there’s like flour on both of ur faces)

-and then end the night watching a movie and falling asleep or birthday fuck, ur choice

Aether

-THIS MAN DOES NOT FORGET

-he’s just too busy he can’t spend the whole day with you

-BUT he takes you on commissions with him!!

-big mistake

-so u end up getting hurt and he has to take you to the nearest like hospital or whatever they have in that world

-he’ll probably just cry out of guilt because it’s ur birthday and part of his gift was that you practically almost die

-memorable birthday in my opinion

-birthday scar !!!

-he gives paimon a bunch of mora so she can go buy food and you both end up spending your birthday in the hospital

-hey at least he’s with you !!

-he acc crawls in the hospital bed beside you and your both just cuddling

-paimon is in the corner btw making sure y’all don’t do shit if ykyk

-once ur all better, he makes sure to take you out to dinner and get you an even better gift <3

Childe

-he forgets.

-not changing my mind.

-like I feel like ekaterina will have to remind him

“How is Y/N’a birthday so far?”

-insert jaw drop, shock face, eyes wide

-he will BURST out the bank and run straight to your shared home

-now you’ll be sad but like ur choice if u wanna cry or be mad

-if ur crying on the bed he’ll sit beside you and start kissing u all over ur face and saying he’s sorry and sorry all over again while whispering endearments

-if ur mad he’ll let himself be a punching bag

-he ENCOURAGES u to slap him but you only punch him playfully

-he’ll take you out and get you the most EXPENSIVE jewelry like literal fucking diamonds

-if u even want u can spend it with Zhongli too

-he just wants to make sure you have the best day just minus the fact he literally forgot

-he’ll take u in a trio to Snezhnaya or anywhere in the world just for you to forgive him

Cyno

-ladies and gents and my non-binary friends….

-he doesn’t forget!!!

-he acc has it all planned out- where you wanna celebrate is your decision

-if you wanna adventure around? Go for it! He’ll be with you and protect you from any monsters

-you wanna stay in? he’ll buy every movie you love and you’ll do a movie spree

-u wanna party ? Even on short notice he’ll Invite everyone hours before and youll all be having fun in the bazaar

-nonetheless he just wants you to have fun- it’s your day after all

-he has a lot of money, he just didn’t know what to get you, so if there’s any free time he’ll let you go around and buy whatever you want

-at the end of the day he’ll cuddle up to you and omg HE’LL LIKE whisper the happy birthday song to you as you drift off to sleep and idk why but that’s so cute to me

Scaramouche/Wanderer

-guys I’m just gonna say Scaramouche cuz for this he’s still working for Fatui but he is very ooc and soft (wanderer personality kinda)

-so sorry friends but the man literally doesn’t even know it’s your birthday month

-I think Childe will remind him by asking how your bday day is so far and Scaramouche will be like fuck

-Childe will def kaugh at him for forgetting but out of kindness he’ll tell Scaramouche what to do

-Scaramouche will race home and he’ll kiss u and shit hug u and apologize while saying he’ll do anything to make it up to you

-ANYTHING.

-you guys are in Snezhnaya and there’s not much to do but you decide to go ice skating !!

-you’ll have to teach him cuz he can’t skate for life

-he’ll encourage you to just take his mora or card or wtv and buy whatever you want cuz like

-he’s loaded

-you just decide to go buy some food aka hot chocolate to warm up. Maybe some snacks if you wanna watch movies that night

-he does buy you a cake though so when your home he can light it up

-he’ll sing the bday song while hugging you from behind and when it comes to your age he’ll blow out the candles with you then kiss u on the cheek

-UGH

#genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #scaramouche x reader #genshin fic #genshin impact scaramouche #childe x reader #childe genshin impact #scaramouche x y/n #genshin crack #genshin impact thoma #ayato x reader #kamisato ayato #al haitham #alhaitham x you #alhaitham x y/n #alhaitham x reader #cyno x reader #albedo x reader #aether x reader #genshin hurt/comfort #fluff #genshin fluff #genshin birthday #cyno fluff #scaramouche fluff #alhaitham fluff #ayato fluff #albedo fluff #aether fluff #childe fluff

[megantheestallion-ismypresident]

Tag you're it pt 2

Billy loomis x stu macher x black!fem reader

For the past weeks Y/n still couldn't stop thinking about whay happened between with Billy and stu. Y/n wanted to hate it but she could it was just to good handle, The way she sucked on Billy's cock and how stu was pounding into her from the back it was so good. But the guilt was eating her alive because there both killers and are apart of the Ghostface killing and there both dating Sidney and Tatum. Y/n felt guilty she can't be fooling around with her best friends boyfriends it wasn't right.

At school Billy and stu would follow Y/n every where she went, what class she was in, what period she was in. Y/n knew about them following her so she started hanging around with Sidney and Tatum alot more. Y/n would be on the phone with Sidney talking about how Billy got arrested for being Ghostface but somehow Ghostface called her and how she got the wrong guy. Y/N wanted tell her that everything was okay but how can she tell her everything is OK when she's sleeping with her murderous boyfriend and his boyfriend.

Before Billy went over to Sidney's house since she was attacked in her own home, he came over to my place to... 'talk'. Let's just say there was less talking and no clothes involved. Y/n wanted to stop but she couldn't she was just attracted to Billy and stu. Later after school Y/n to a local video store where randy worked at.

"Hey randy." Y/n said as she walked up to randy.

Randy was rearranging some movie tapes as he looks up at Y/n. Randy had a little crush on Y/n when she first moved to Woodsboro. He like how she a horror movie freak like he was,, Randy wanted ask her out but he saw Y/n mostly hang out with Billy and stu so he thought that he wouldn't stand a chance.

"What's up Y/n, what brings you here?" Randy said

" uhmm I came here to say 'hi' and for some movies to watch and pay for." Y/n said with a smile bit deep down she felt like someone was watching her.

"Yeah, Aldo if you find a movie it's on the house you don't have to pay." Randy said as he smiles at Y/n.

"Thank, randy your the best." Y/n said as left looking around for some movies. Y/n looked around but she felt someone following her she turned around but no one was there. "Cmon y/n no one is following you get it together." Y/n said to herself as she gets a little scared she turned around a jumped a little to see Billy and stu right in front of her.

"Hello, Y/n." Billy said as he smirks at Y/n as Stu smiles at Y/n. "Can you guys stop following me it creepy." Y/n whispered a bit irritatingly.

"But stalking you is so much fun." Stu said as he giggles making Y/n rolled her eyes.

"Cmon y/n don't be rude, after all the fun we had last night." Billy whispers in Y/n's ear making her shudder and a bit horny.

" that was one time and I would never do it again." Y/n said

" Really? You know lying is a sin, Y/n. You know you want to do it again and again just to make us satisfied and most importantly, to make you satisfied." Billy said looking deeply in Y/n's eyes.

"Plus, you moaning our names was so fucking hot, I jerk off to it every night." Stu said as wraps his arms around Y/n making her roll her eyes as Billy and stu smile at her being irritated... oh, how they love Y/n.

" and we want to play with you again." Atu whispers in Y/n's ear as he kisses the tip of her ear. " No, I'm not playing with you guys.. seriously you both just need to leave me alone." Y/n said as he gets out of stubs grasp and just walked away but Billy and stu followed her and catches up with her.

" cmon y/n, we can't play with each other I mean we're friends." Stu said.

" friends don't stalk each other, kill other people, and psychotic fucks who can't keep their dicks in their pants." Y/n said as she tries to ignore them.

"I should've called the police the minute you guys showed to my house." Y/n said.

" But you didn't which tells us that you don't want us to go to jail do you?" Billy says making Y/n stop in her tracks, apart of what Billy said was true she didn't want them to go to jail. Billy and stu smiled at each other knowing that y/n didn't want to turn them in.

" what's the matter princess, cat got your tongue?" Billy chuckles as y/n wasvangry wanting punch them in the face.

" let's make a deal we'll stop following you.. if you play with us one last time." Billy said.

"Y/n wanted to say 'no' but you wanted your life back to normal and so they could stop following you and stalking you.

"Fine, it's a deal." Y/n as stu jumps up and down and Billy smirks.

"I'm gonna go get home and get ready for this stupid sick game you want me to play." Y/n said as she rolled her eyes leaving stu and Billy alone.

" are we actually gonna stop stalking her? Because stalking her was the highlight of my day." Stu said as looks at Billy confusingly.

" Nah, I just lied to make her think we're not following her.. we're not let go of her that easily... she's special." Billy said as he watched y/n walking away from them.

"I can't wait to play hide n seek with her!!" Stu smiles like child seeing candy as he runs out the store as Billy follows behind him leaving the store.

It was 8:30 p.m., y/n was getting prepped up to play this stupid game.. hide n seek was supposed to a fun children's game not some game where she has hide waiting for killers to come for her in her own house. Sidney notice that y/n was feeling a bit anxious and nor herself lately, Sidney notice how Billy and stu became very close with y/n but she didn't say anything. Y/n heard the doorbell ring downstairs, y/n looks at herself in the mirror breathing in and out. Y/n made it downstairs and and opened the door seeing Billy and stu on her doorstep.

"Nice to see you again." Stu said as he steps inside y/n's home as Billy follows behind.

"Let's just get this over with, so I can get my life to normal." Y/n says rolling her eyes crossing her arms.

"Be patient princess, you follow the rules you'll get exactly what you want." Billy said looking at Y/n licking his lips.

"As you know well be playing hide n seek, you hide and we'll try to find you, if we can't find you you won and well leave you alone." Billy says explaining the rules of the game.

" And what happens if you do find me?" Y/n questions curiosity peaking through.

"Thats a surprise, I believe we can't reveal at the end of the game, butter cup." Stu says as he giggles.

As Stu started the countdown, y/n ran upstairs trying to find a hiding spot.. y/n went inside her bedroom hiding inside the closet. Y/n was a bit scared but she hopes she gets through this night. Y/n's hear was beating a bit and she kinda wanted them to stop.

Y/n heard footsteps in her bedroom, Y/n saw Ghostface in her bedroom. " how the fuck do they have to change this quickly?' Y/n thought to herself.

" come out, come out wherever you are." Ghostface said sing songly.

"Hmm, guess your not here. your a very good hider, princess." Ghostface says as y/n sees him leave. Y/n quietly sighed in relief.

Ghostface appeared in front of the closet jumscaring y/n. "Found you, doll." Ghostface says holding his knife opening the closet aggressively grabbing y/n as Ghostafce places her om the bed. Ghostface comes on top of y/n tracing the knife of the skin of her face down to neck and down to her shirt. Ghostface cuts the fabric of her shirt leaving y/n in her bra.

"God, your so fucking sexy, princess." Ghostface whispers making y/n a bit wet. Ghostface takes his mask off revealing Billy.

Billy carries y/n on top of her dresser as he kisses her making them both moan through the kiss, as Billy placed y/n on the dresser he unbuckles her pants sliding them off leaving her in her bra and underwear .

"I fucking love you know that, you make me so fucking happy." Billy whispers down y/n thighs as he kisses the inner thighs taking off her underwear. As he was about to eat y/n out stu came in the room smiling of the view of Billy and y/n.

"Aww, you didn't call me that you found her, she's not just yours you know?" Stu said irritatingly as Billy glares at him giving him a look.

Billy goes back to taking off Y/n's underwear going in between her thighs kissing until he kisses her heat making y/n gasp in pleasure as y/n was about to moan stu kisses her swallowing her moans as Billy eats her out.

Stu and y/n continue making out, as Y/n moans as she felts like she was gonna cum. "I'm gonna cum." Y/n says out of breath but still continuing making out with stu as she wraps her arms around him but takes off his shirt.

Y/n moans loudly as Billy gets out of y/n's thighs as he wipes some cum off. "I think we should give y/n a little reward, don't you think, stu?" Billy said smirking as stu smiles.

" Yeah we do." Stu said looking at y/n with so much lust in his eyes. Stu unzips his pants and underwear leaving him bare right infront of y/n. Y/n licked her lips at the sight of stubs cock.

" come suck on my cock, baby." Stu said smirking at Y/n. Y/n came to stu kissing his chest stomach and down to his dick. Y/n suck the kitten licked the tip of his dick making him groan as y/n bobbed her head going up and down. Stu had the best blow job in his life, before he killed Casey she wasn't really good at giving head so he never really knew how good a blow job... but now that y/n is sucking him off he felt so good.

" cmon don't leave Billy hanging, sweetheart." Stu teases as y/n continues sucking stu off she see the tent growing Billy's pants, Billy's was so turned on how you look so good sucking on stubs cock without gagging... stu and Billy's were madly in love and devoted to you.

Y/n lightly grabbed Billy's pants as she unbuckles his pants with one hand still focusing on sucking stu's dick, y/n started jerking of Billy making him close his eyes groaning in pleasure. Y/n smiling on the outside as she happy at the sight of Billy and stu be such a moaning mess for her. y/n was still jerking Billy off with one hand not getting tired.

Stu and Billy both groaned as y/n swallow stu's cum and y/n sucks off the cum Billy placed on her hand, looking at the both of them as she sucks off the cum seductively but somehow innocently.

Y/n got up from the ground kissing stu and Billy on the cheek as all of them put on their clothes. "That was awesome, you are really special with your hands and mouth." Stu said as y/n lightly laughed.

"Hey, would you like to come to my party, my parents aren't gonna be home since there gonna be at work." Stu said as he zips his pants back up. "Yeah, sure I'll be there." Y/n smiled at stu.

" awesome, we'll see you there." Stu said as pecks y/n the lips quickly and energetically as Billy kisses y/n on the forehead. " Goodnight, princess." Billy says leaving y/n's room.

Y/n plopped down laying in her bed, something in her gut felt happy but a bit scared. She felt like stu and Billy were gonna be up to something at this party... y/n didn't know what to feel she loved both Billy and stu and she knows that there both into her. But the guilt is eating her up.

"I'm probably gonna have to go to therapy after this." Y/n says to herself as she turns off her lights going to sleep.

#billy loomis #stu macher #Billy loomis x black!fem reader #Billy loomis x black!reader #Stu macher x reader #Stu macher!black fem reader #Stu macher x black!reader #scream 1996 #Spotify

[not-goldy]

https://www.tumblr.com/peachjagiya/745245101313392640/httpsxcomloveistaekookstatus176938865898409?source=share

No offense but whay they've going on recently 🤔 I mean is that their ultimate moment ? Bro I'll just leave this jkk shit if JK had chosen anyone else over Jimin as his companion. I get going alone or going two different years but as companions, If it's not his own bf who also getting ready to enlist then who tf he's choosing ?

Like pack my bags and swim across the pacific back into other Fandoms cos there would be no tangible explanation for this.

Who in their right mind thinks a couple would sit and allow their boyfriend to leave with another man not for a few days but a WHOOOOOOOLE MILITARY YEARS.

They are the true definition of delulu is what.

It would be a old day in hell before I let my partner leave for anywhere for 2 yrs with my friend. Cold day in hell. I'd sooner sip the ocean dry with a straw than allow that.

The true couples are the ones behaving like a normal couple would in such situation. If it quacks like a duck it's a fucking duck

At this point they are just cock holding classic Shakespearean cock holding complex is what they have

[an-theduckin]

MY THOUGHTS N THEORIES ON THIS!!

PKAY OKAY SO FIRST OF ALL. IM LITERALLY SO EXCITED RN LIKE IM LITERALLY SHAKING I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA EXPLODE. BUT STILL, IM SO SO NERVOUS CUZ IT MIGHT NOT LIVE UP 2 MY STANDARDS N NOT BE GOOD (WHICH IS UNLIKELY CUZ ID EAT UP EVERY SCRAP OF MARK CONTENT BUT STILL. IM PARANOID) LIKE. WHAY IF IT GOES AGAINST MY HEADCANONS OR SMTH. IK I SHOULDNT TREAT IT SERSIOULU N JUST IGNORE CANON BUT STILL!! IM SOMEONE WHOS CONSTANTLY OBSESSED N INSECURE ABT GETTING CHARACTERS WRONG OR MAKING THEM OOC. SO YEAH I FEEL SO CONFLICTED RN CUZ I FEEL BOTH EXCITED N NERVOUS AT THE SAME TIME.

ENOUGH ABOUT HOW I FEEL. LETS TALK ABT WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN. Okay okay so! Many things can happen lemme just list down all the possibilities. More maf lore, marks life b4 Billy, marks life after Billy n how he got 2 the void, Mark interacting with Argos/Mr plant, Mark just doing smth in the void like "A day in the life of Mark" (Just realised that's literally my fanfic's title after typing that LMAO) so yeah. Ashur said "A YouTube video related to this series is coming out tomorrow...", the word 'related' suggest that it might not be fully about Mark and could include like. Mr plant and Argos too. Which crosses out the possibility of it being more maf lore, marks life b4 Billy, and 'a day in the life of mark'. I considered crossing out the possibility of the marks life after Billy thingy but like, maybe ashur would show how mark moved into the void and could like connect it 2 Argos delivering mail 2 him or Argos being the welcoming committee for when he first moved into the void (eeeeek this is what happened in my Mark fic!) Sooo yeah the most possible thing is Mark just interacting with plargos. Ughhh but idk cuz he has interact with them b4 and ashur didn't made a whole announcement for that. Maybe its cuz this time he'll have more screen time? Gosh I really hope so. Idk man maybe all my theories r wrong n ashur just do a completely different thing and in that case I'll go hide in the corner from embarrassment. I really really hope he does this green goober justice n doesn't just ruin it yk. I've seen it happen before and I'm just so scared of it happening to Mark.

Anywaysss so yeah if u couldn't tell IM SO FUCKING HAPPY N EXCITED ABT IT IM SCREAMING

@machathecat @labratgurlz @faenemy SORRY FOR TAGGING I JUST THINK U MIGBT WANNA SEE THIS N ALSO I WANNA SEE UR REACTIOM 2 MY CRINGY ASS (/AFFECTIONATE) THEORIES!!! :DDDD

#an_theduckin #twomp #ashur gharavi #mark and friends #the world of mr plant #my ramblings #twomp theory #my theories #maf #fuck Billy Hendricks #my text posts #long post

[insertcurrentintresthere]

Anyway, please enjoy an abridged list of the random thoughts I had while watching the PJO finale. Spoilers (duh)

I will not be fixing the spelling mistakes for a more authentic experience

LOOK AT HIM GO

This is making me way too happy

he said the word wrong (riposte) 😔

“whAt” -annabeth

GET HIS ASS

He’s on the ground :(

GET HIS ASS - YEAH!!! - FUCK YEAH - GET EM

he got stuck in a glue trap

Annabeth really clutched thyn pearls

That was sOoOoo cOoOOoL

Oh- he’s doing the doctor who thing

Ooo colors

Awww (where is he)

Okay, the helm is a helmet… Or like- an old scuba mask

Sashay away

GROVER<3333333

“Dude”

Sand… on his face

They love each other

She’s so scared for him

THE NECKLACE

SOBS SONS SOBS

WHAY IS THIS

ITS LIKE IN THOR

Luke is spreading propaganda

SPIDER PHOBIA MENTION

I want to go to there

I’m so excited to see Zeus

Why is he sitting like that tho

He’s impertinent or whatever

Where is poseidon :(

His eyes so big

BOY

YES HES HERE WOOOOO

He’s my father he just doesn’t know it yet (I’m a child of Hephaestus, I have no clue what I was talking abt)

What the flip was that

“Everybody”? Really just left out half of the olympians

He zipped away

“The sea does not like to be restrained” (I just really like this line for some reason)

ARES IS A MORON

NO, STOP

THROWING UP

IM GONNA CRY STOP IT

NOOO FUCK YOU

How did I just realize it’s person shaped

HUG HER BACK DUMBASS

THE FUREWORKS

IT WASNT GTIVER NOOOO

Stop it I’m gonna kill you rick

THR HURT IN HIS EYES

LUKE

MO

STOP

NO NO NO NO NO

I CANT FO THIS

WHERE TF IS GRIVER AND HUS SERVHERS LICENSE

LUKE NO

LUKE STOP

OMG STOP IT NO

HES SO SCARED

It looks like a pirate sword

I love how sympathetic they’re making him

This is great

“This isn’t you babe”

WHERE TF IS GRIVER

“I’m sorry”

ANNABETH!!!!!

HELL YEAB

PERIL

WHAT ABOUT GROVER?!

HIS LICENSE

“Kronis”

He’s impertinent

HEHE

I love Mr. D so much

She’s so pretty istg

THEY LOVE EACHOTJER

YES

GROVER

THE FLOWER

HES SO HAPPY

I LOVE HIM

SEASON 2 FORSHADOWING?!

I need to see him in the wedding dress

SHUT UP PERCY

oh no, not the ominous music

SALLY!!!!!!

YIPEEEEE

NO

STOP

SOBBING MY EYES OUT

WHAT STOP

BITCH GET AWAY

I’m so excited for season 2 PLEASE

why does he talk like that

The mom ever

Grandpa >:(

BLUE

Aw, they didn’t kill gabe :(

Haha… reddick

WAIT HE DIED

BOOM DEVORCS

He’s silly, Silly in the way I wanna punch him in the face

KILL HIM!!!!!

#this was ABRIDGED guys #the original list had 179 bullet points #i went a little crazy #PJO #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo series #pjo tv show #percy series

[thinkingabthim]

🍃🕊️｡✧⭒˚ ~ Something doesn’t feel quite right.

Genre: Angst to Fluff???

Obey me Brothers x Teleporter!reader (platonic except Lucifer)

Summary: After a bad mental health day, you decide to take a break in another country. Not knowing that time passes through. How she was gone for 24 hours turns out she was gone for a year.

Word count: 1,066

Inspo: yo mama

Warnings: Yelling and swearing

A/N: I wrote half of this in 3-4am, also happy new year 🥳 my first post in 2023 sorry for late post I had school and also I don’t know how to end this 😭 this is bad I hate this

Multiple thuds have been heard from the upper floor, and multiple people falling off the stairs.

Multiple thuds have been heard from the upper floor, and multiple people falling off the stairs.

Multiple thuds have been heard from the upper floor, and multiple people falling off the stairs.

Asmodeus was the first to approach you, running;

“Where are you going dearie?” He asks, clinging on your side.

“I’m gonna stay at my friend's place.”

“Who?”

“Uhm, f/n”

“And how long are you planning to stay with them?” Lucifer appears out of the shadows.

“We’re planning to have a sleepover,” you lie

“You don’t seem to have any packed for your sleepover” he points out

“I have some stuff in their place” you explain, fidgeting with the ends of your sweater.

“Very well, enjoy” he gives you a smile of approval

“WAIT Y/N DO YOU HAVE YOUR-” Mammon’s voice get cut off by the slam of the door

Normally you would tell them when you were gonna teleport to a place, but you decided not to this time.

You wanted to be left alone.

Everything was too loud.

You closed your eyes and felt the world spin around you.

And suddenly, you’re in Switzerland.

You look behind you to see the inn you always stayed in when everything was too much.

“Another night hmm?” The old couple who owned the inn; said

“Yeah” you chuckled

“Well, go on then. This night is on us” They smile at you.

“Thank you Mrs Aebi and Mrs Müller”

They hand you a key, and waved you goodbye

You entered your room and fell asleep immediately

Time passes.

You basically slept for the whole day.

When you woke up, you had an hour left to do what you wanted to do because you slept for 23 hours (me tbh)

You decide to hang out in the mini library that the old couple allowed you to stay in because you were a usual.

And just like that your time passes.

You hand your key, and teleport back to Devildom, it took longer than usual but you shrugged it off.

As you stood in front of the house of lamentation, it somehow looked like it aged.

There was more overgrown vines, but you ignored it and entered

“I’m home! “ You yell out closing the door behind you

…

No answer, normally they’d come running down when you came back.

‘hmm, maybe they went out’ you thought

You pat your pockets trying to find you D.D.D, only realizing you left it in your room.

You quickly run up to your room to be greeted with a different look

Your bed was now covered in clothes with mismatched bed sheets, you look around the room to see everything changed.

Your bookshelf was now a desk, and your desk area was now an empty area filled with random junk.

“What the fuck?” You mumble to yourself

A loud scream was heard after something was thrown at you.

“OW WHAY THE FUCK?” You hold your head.

“WHO ARE YOU?” A female voice yelled

“NO WHO ARE YOU? What are you doing in MY room” you yell

“I’m Zoe and it’s not your room, it’s mine” She says crossing her arms

“Zoe, is there something-“ Lucifer’s words get cut off

“LUCIFER YES, can you tell this girl to get out of my room?” You ask him

There you were, standing in front of Lucifer, who kinda looked more unstable than before.

“If this is a shapeshifters sick idea of a joke, it’s not funny” He says anger laced in his voice

“What do you mean? What the fuck is wrong with all of you?”

“Get out. Whoever you are, get out. Diavolo will hear about this. He’ll hear about a shapeshifter disrespecting a dead friend of ours.” He grabs your arm and drags you out the house

“Friend? Lucifer what do you mean friend?”

“Get out. And shape shift back to your normal form. What you’re doing is disrespectful.” If looks could you’d be 6ft under

“shape shift? Lucifer you aren’t being serious right now right? What the fuck is wrong with you? I’m gone for a day and suddenly you don’t know me?” you snapped

Your words were ignored and a door slammed in front of your face.

“Fucking hell” you run your hands through your hair

“You can’t be serious, asshole! Open the door!” You kick the door, only to receive no answer

“Okay well fuck you too I guess”

At this point you didn’t know where else to go.

You walk around Devildom thinking where else you could go, while you are walking you notice a few stores changed.

Your beloved bookstore was now a restaurant.

Your favorite record store, where you used to shop with Lucifer, was now a fashion boutique.

You didn’t notice how far you walked, suddenly you were in front of Diavolo’s Castle.

While you were staring at the building in front of you, a light bulb turns on in your head.

You confidently walked in front of the gate, only to be stopped by a few guards who you don’t remember being there;

“You can’t enter”

“Why not and also who are you?”

“Not relevant. But you cannot enter”

You groan

“Oh my god look a trespasser!” You pointed at a random area

“We aren’t falling for that.”

“Nah bro I’m being real”

The guards looked at each other and immediately ran to the area you pointed in.

While they were distracted you teleported in.

It was like luck was on your side (kind of) you teleported in the throne room, where Diavolo was in;

“DIAVOLO! I need help- Lucifer is acting like he doesn’t know me and I’m a shapeshifter??? apparently-“

“Y/n? Is that you?” He asks interrupting your ramble

“Jesus Christ, yes it’s me, I am here. What’s with everybody today?” You question

“Y/n…” He approached you

“And also there’s some girl named Zoe in my room???? Like excuse me-“

“Y/n.” His voice demanded, hands on your shoulder

“Yes?”

“You’ve been missing for a year.”

…

It was quiet, so quiet you could hear a fly burp.

“What?”

“You were missing for a year, everyone believed you were dead.”

“What,,, no?! I was only gone for a day. That’s not possible!” you panic

“You said you were with f/n but when we went to them to see if you were there you weren’t”

“What?…” you felt like you were gonna faint

#angst #drabble #fluff #obey me x female reader #obey me x reader #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me angst #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beezlebub #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie

[fitzs-space]

For this shape shifting Hermits, what all can they shift into? Does it end as just people? Can they do animals? Can they do mobs? CAN THEY DO BLOCKS? The last two would be amazing for pranks, imagine going to work on your build and some of the blocks start moving.

now a thing to consider is how each of them shapeshift, cause they all do it in their own ways. So get ready cause you've unlocked a headcanon rant

Cause I've got a lot of shapeshifter ideas when it comes to the hermits and I haven't had a chance to talk about them all over here. So pspspsp Im talkin about Etho, Mumbo, Gem, Ren, Grian, Jevin and Xisuma

Cause Etho? they rely on more illusion based shenanigans. Are they still able to physically shapeshift? of course, they have to look like a mandred (human/elf/fae/ anything mostly around that vibe) somehow as a kitsune. illusions just are easier. so would Etho turn into an animal to fuck with people? most definitely. They just like to stick to whay they are used to most times thogh, so sometimes a player would see just a random white fox wandering around Ethos base and brush it off like its just some pet, and they'll let people believe that, it's easier then explaining it all to players, and it lets them fuck with everyone more if they don't know that fox is Etho. The main victim is Bdubs, who is always ranting about this huge fox that's just always around his base that messes with him all the time, and all the other hermits think he's just slowly going insane because surely its just a normal fox what do you mean.

Grian most definitely shifts into animals to mess with people, why would he not? can he shift into blocks? no not really, but that does not stop them from not so subtly making blocks float like its moon big part two? the guy takes full advantage to fuck with players as much as he possibly can. Grian's just able to shapeshift cause they are able to alter reality, and have mainly chooses to use those ability's to mess with people. she also just likes to make subtle changes to his appearance just for fun, and helps him just look mostly normal by player standards. Its that whole "Grians a watcher" thing, He mainly just shifted to hide the affects being a watcher caused on their body, and nothing else, but as she leaned to be more comfortable with himself again he just started having fun with it. And so we het to have a parrot Grian one season then they will have a day where he's got Dragon wings instead just for the fun of it.

Mumbo frankly can't do anything other then just "Mumbo but in a different font". cant blame the guy, he's still fairly new to this all shapeshifting thing. He always keeps the mustache though, mainly cause its funny. Would he shift into animals? yea but its either a mumbo shaped pig walking around again, or you'll see a disgruntled cow walking around with a suit and a mustache. Can he become a block? yes, but he is not allowed to anymore, no one wants a repeat of Mumblock Jumbo. Scar is still traumatized about it, Scared for life if you will- Generally no one really wants to see the process of Mumbo shapeshifting because its just, a lot,,, the whole "You'll see the bones under his skin move" and "what in the great voids name is that". Mumbos fine with it all happening, no one else if fine after seeing it is all /hj

Ren and Gem are fairly similar in how they shapeshift, seeing as its just Mandred to moblin (sentient mobs more or less). Can they shift into an animal? yes, but only one basically. Both of them do prefer to stay in a more middle of the rode state with their forms though. Gem will tend to shift to a more elven appearance while on empires to help her look more like a different character, and sometimes with Mcc she'll choose to appear more elven when she doesn't want to deal with doing athletics with big horns in the way. She does enjoy being more deer like while on hermitcraft due to the amount of other hybrids on the server though, nothing to due to how she accidently traumatized Joe that one time cause good void if Gem doesn't look like human Cleo when her hair is down, nothing like that Ren's taken a bit to get comfortable with being a wolf hybrid, he's gotten there in the end though. The guy didn't even let himself show off his wolf ears willingly in public until the end of season 7 really. Ren does differ from Gem in how he is more a werewolf, so he's forced into a full transformation every month, and that's partly fed into him not being comfortable as a technical hybrid. He doesn't really enjoy that whole "not having full control of self" thing that happens, and it can bleed into him being worried about hurting other players even when he isn't in full transformations. Luckily for Ren, hermitcraft has plugins to help with that! so If he accidently bites someone they wont gain the same curse! can't say the same for last/3rd/double life though,,,

Xisuma can technically become any from he really want to, but that's the key word here in that they just don't really want to, you know. It takes time and effort to create a new form for ones self and they are frankly pretty attached to the one he already has. Can the guy shift to an animal form or even a block? not at all, and wouldn't want to if they could. Instead he's just got two states he'll stick with, that being what is probably best described as a nimbus cloud of sentient void, and the pathetic soggy wet cat of a man everyone has come to love. EvilX cant shapeshift, it's not really something that bothers them, it does feed into that "Hes just a failed clone in the end" redirect, now That's what bothers him.

And then Jevin, and the guy just doesn't really have a solid shape to begin with really. Sometimes he'll wake up with a good shape day, sometimes he sleeps weird and ends up in a Long Jevin kinda day. And yea he can really become any shape or form he wants, its just all blue slime though, just get a weird blue slime shaped sheep walking around sometimes, kinda like those bubble people form that one SpongeBob episode. And Jevin is one of the few shifters who can become a block and get away with it! and he chooses to mess with the redstones the most, but most times it backfires when he just sits as a block for long enough and ends up afk//asleep only to wake up in the latest redstone contraption of one sleep deprived Mumbo who couldn't notice a neon sign infront of his eyes, much less being able to realize a slimeblock is not blue. Or in some game breaking machine of one Docm77 who, though he wont fully admit to it, is a little bit colourblind and it is not his fault that the tone of slimeblocks is near exact to Jevin.

I just went off the rails a lil here, but I hope you enjoy the chaos thats stuck in my mind

#fitzs answers #headcanon dump #hermitblr #hermitcraft #grian #ethoslab #Etho #mumbo jumbo #geminitay #renthedog #xisumavoid #ijevin #im not really tagging the other hermits I just casually mention #but look! #they shift the shapes #an in-depth discussion #there will be a lot a spelling mistakes probably #it happens man this is just a word dump #shapeshifty stuff #answering the thoughts

[alex-supremacy4]

ugh vent

"you'll thank me later" NO I FUCKINV WONT. i seriously WONT. I HAD TO DELETE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING APP BECAUSE OF YOU BEING SO OVERPROTECTIVE THAT YOU WOULDNT EVEN LET ME GO ON MY OWN GMAIL?? AND YOU THINK ILL THANK YOU AFTER HAVING TO GO THROUGH PHYSICAL AND MENTAL/EMOTIONAL ABUSE? YOU THINK I DON'T HEAR YOU IN YOUR ROOM, CRYING TO YOUR THERAPIST ABOUT HOW SHITTY I AM, WHILE COMPARING ME TO MY BROTHER?? YOU USE HIS DISORDER/MENTAL ILLNESS AS AN EXCUSE TO SHOW HOW MUCH MORE BETTER HE IS THAN ME. i fucking hate this apartment and family and i hate to say it but even my own cousins family is so much more better than this. even my least favorite teachers combined are better than this. some of you will say "shes just trying to help." BUT DOMT YPU FUCKING SEE?? SHES BEEN NEGLECTING ME FOR YEARS AND MY OLDER SISTWR AND BROTHER HAD TO TAKE CARE OF ME THIS WHOLE TIME. AND YET SHE EXPEXTS ME TO DO EVERYTHING. IM SICK AND TIRED AND EXHAUSTED AND OH MY FUCKIJG GOH I AM SO ANGRY. I WAS CRYING EVERY TIME BECAUSE OF OYU "remember what you used to do.." THATS BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING THREATENED YOU DUMBASS. YOURE BLAMING IT ON ME LIKE I INTENDED TO DO THAT, I WASNT THREATENED AND I KNEW WHAY IT MEANT. MY OLDER SISTER HAD TO TALK YOU INTO BELIEVING ME. YOU CHOSE HIM OVER ME?? I WAS YOUR FUCKINH CHILD AND YOU BELIEVED SOME RANDOM GUY?? FUCK YOU. YOURE THE REAOSN I GO ONLINE EVERYDAY JUST TO SEE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ME. YOURE THE REASON I SAY THINGS IM NOT SUPPOSED TO. YOURE THE REASON WHY IM BAWLING MY EEYS OUT EVERYDAY. YOURE IN SO MANY VRNT POSTD OF MINE IN MY DRAFTD. SPECIFICALLY 41. YOU DIDNT EVEN CARE ABOUT ME. fuck you im leaving this apartment when i can

#vrnt #vent #vent post #tw vent #yeah

[tblsomedoodles]

I'm just imagining a whay if scenario with the 12 turtles come to family web only its the Rise turtles going to 2012 and someone decides to ask the very touchy subject of "Why do Leo and Donnie have extra arms' directly to Leo's face. Cue Leo's very very long awaited venting rant about how apparently they were mutated turtles but actually humans who were mutated with turtles and, not only that, but weren't even completely human because their biogical mother was apparently a yokai spider mob boss!

"Oh and might I mention that we didn't know any of this until about a year ago and our father, who knew all this, didn't do jackshit to help us when our goddamn extra limbs came in!? Do you know what it's like to give your fucking twin brother the goddamn puberty talk to explain why he's waking up in massive amounts of pain with goddamn growths in his sides and the only explanation you have is that its 'normal for you to grow extra fucking limbs and to just to rub this mystery mystic balm on it and the pain will go away' with no clarification about why ots normal for you, what that weird smelling concoction is, or even a parental figure to get up off his tail and go check on his ailing son who, again, is in massive amounts of pain!? Do you!?"

that sounds about accurate lol : )

thank you!

#asks #tmnt #rottmnt #family web au

[battiegutz]

YIPPEE FUN FACTS ABT TETHERED AU !!

mikey is actually the leader once they start working as a team, as hes the most well-adjusted with the strongest morals. cass and april are also permanent members of th team tho april is sometimes busy with college so cant go on patrol nd such

donnie gets a bad head injury on a mission for the foot and it leaves him with a permanent stutter. the foot does not care abt th damage done 2 donnie nd that finally motivates cass nd donnie to leave the foot and accept mikeys offer of shelter

with almost every new food she eats after mikey and april take them in, lita declares that its her new favorite food. if you ask her what her favorite food is she'll say strawberries "becaus theyre red:3"

tigerclaw lost his tail while on a job he was paid to do for big mama, so he now holds resentment to her

leo has severe arachnaphobia :]

at first donnie is really annoyed that leo keeps insisting theyre twins, but once he starts including cass by calling them triplets he actually enjoys it a lot more, though he keeps up the bit of fucking hating it

leo was forced to fight in the nexus starting at age 6. he only barely survived

leo is the only one of the brothers who wasnt expected to wear actual clothing. his brothers are like whay are u nakey.... nd hes like. i was literally homeless bruh

raph is surprisingly the most polite, despite being raised as practically a weapon. tigerclaw got attached a little too late

bc leo is selectively mute, lita didnt talk much until they met mikey and april. now shes a chatterbox lol

lita calls leo "key"

yeah splinter is straight up super dead oops

#silver spills #tethered au #aoughhh why am i always sleepy #rottmnt seperated au

[yfmconfessions2]

this is such a contrast to my last confession but erm

honestly, wish my yfm phase ended like idk, around the same time most people's yfm phase ended (which was around idfk mid 2023?) cause now its a pretty dead fandom (shoutout to that one twt oomf of mine who let me ramble about yfm to them, ily dude/p) with the possibility of ray cancelling yfm 50/50. i do hope i don't sound like im begging that guy to release songs everyday but my point is, idk man, kinda miss tht kinda short-lasted hype around yfm in 2022-early 2023. like i was so excited because i discovered this dumbass (/lh) band in like 2021 and i was so sad it was retired because i loved their songs so only god could describe my excitement when june 1 came, and to be honest, dont wanna sound like a bitch but some of their gen 2 songs disappointed me but i was happy otherwise. and the talent this fandom has like GOD YOU ALL ARE SO TALENTED (except for some of you, you know what im talking about). i dont even know why it hasn't ended yet, perhaps because yfmblr has cool shit and some of the "lore" you guys found out about puff and your hcs and all made me go "he kinda just like me ??" that and i gotta talk about ray's content too. like yeah, welcome to part 10 of "wow smth i liked is now bad! fuck me!" dude, that guy has sm potential in comedy, loved his old shorts and videos. like who tf told that guy to, idk, make those types of crime videos ??? like im serious, where and how. HE'S EVEN COLLABORATING WITH DHAR MANN GOD HAS TO BE KIDDIGN MEEEE. ray please do you need some life-changing video to convince you to do those shorts again. because i can do it bro please i miss the silly shorts. like does he not realize how his views dropped or how most of us dont like the new content or?? like what prompted this man to do these crime videos with shit ai art anyways thanks for listening to my rant, you, yfm-confessions and featheredcartoonist are my favs on yfmblr, and one of my favs on tumblr. i feel like you guys bring that old feeling of the hellyeahyourfavoritemartian blog :3 i didn't have tumblr that early to read them but based off the wayback machine, it looked really cool and fun actually. like ray noticed it whay the hell. anyways wish both of the admins a great day ! take care <3 - ❄️🎀

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!! i still have a lot of faith in things turning around cuz thats just me being me. if theres a dead fandom, its chance of resurgence is running on my hope LMAO

HONESTLY THE YFM FANDOM KINDA COMES ALIVE AGAIN WITH EVERY NEW SONG THAT'S RELEASED.

AND YEAH. I TRULY GENUINELY HOLE RAY OPENS HIS EYES AND REALIZES THAT COMEDY IS WHAT HE DOES BEST AND WHAT EVERYONE ENJOYS!!!!

also feathered cartoonist whos that

#yfm #your favorite martian #confession

[halfmoth-halfman]

WHAY THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

i kid you not my boyfriend RAN when he saw my shocked face reading this chapter whilst i was cooking dinner as well lils

HE RAN.

IVE GOT SO MUCH TO SAY???? during the whole fight with Graves and Kira vs Canary all i was thinking about in my head was the song ‘beat his ass bro! beat his ass!’ GOWAN CANARYYYYY!! shank that man and that bitch up!!! 🥳🥳

PRICE???? man’s is redeeming himself omds

i’d be like SMITTEN. SMITTEN. if i was canary

and her ptsd is so beautifully portrayed!!! as another girl who has ptsd it’s so accurate and so comforting to see a proper representation of PTSD. at the height of my symptoms I was like Canary; paranoid, anxious, and had such a short fuse and i thought everyone hated me for it. but to see it portrayed so accurately and how everyone accommodates canary and her needs makes me tear up icl 🥹 every single time. with happy tears of course. so i have to thank you for the portrayal, from the bottom of my heart thank you mother mothie it’s so lovely to see.

BUT PLEASE TELL ME CANARY IS OKAY LIKE??? GIRL HAS NOT GOT A GOOD TRACK RECORDS WITH CARS

and the poor house ☹️☹️ it probably had feelings like poor house; devastated from a fictional house

absolutely wonderful again mother!! hope this wasn’t too ramble like! hope your weekend was good 🩷

– 🪼

aalsdkjas he said he wasn't invested and now look at him LOL

canary really deserves to just go ham on graves and kira tbh, like if he was capable i'm sure price would string graves up like a piñata and let canary go wild (and maybe take a few swings himself)

i know i've said it a million times but price loves her like so much, like if she wanted him to he'd probably step down from running the 141 for her. and even if she never loves him back again, he would do anything for her to make sure she feels safe and comfortable for the rest of her life, which i think canary is realizing 👀

a lot of canary's reactions and feelings are based on my own experiences and similar experiences i've seen, and the anger esp was something that really resonated with me. and like she knows she's being mean, and she doesn't want to be, but she doesn't have a way to really work through those emotions and that trauma yet. and i think the 141 knows that she's going through something and it'll help once graves and makarov are gone, so they're a little more lenient and willing to be there for her despite her jabs at them. plus, y'know, the guilt.

but it's also a little self-indulgent way for me to see a character getting the comfort and patience i wish i would've gotten when i was going through something similar. i'm so glad canary and what she's going through and how she's slowly healing feels real enough to resonate with people. it's something i always worry about because i know reactions and processing aren't the same for everyone, but it's comforting (ig??) to know that people find her realistic.

it's a happy ending so i feel like i have to say she's okay, but i guess we'll just have to wait and see......tho i wouldn't blame her if she decided to stay away from cars for a while

the house def hurt to write, but we don't know the full damage yet right??? it could still be salvageable!!!!

this wasn't too much of a ramble at all, i always love answering your asks!!!! i hope you have an amazing day and that you enjoy the final chapter!!!! 💜

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