sirius and/or regulus telling a story: "when i was little..."
remus and james: *braces for the absolute worse*
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james, to regulus: would you like to stay for dinner?
euphemia: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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James: I think you’re a 10/10!
Regulus: That makes me a 1. Do you not know how division works?
James: That makes you the one.
Regulus: *flustered silence*
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Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares
James:
Remus:
Sirius:
Marls:
Lily:
Barty:
Evan:
Pandora:
James: my love, you're trans-
Reg:
Reg: we are never having sex again
Sirius cheers in the distance
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Can you imagine how flustered James would be when he and Regulus start dating and Regulus starts actually being really affectionate and soft with him?
Like of course Regulus still teasingly bullies him (it’s one of his love languages and James loves it dw) but when he starts also complimenting him and giving him random hugs and stuff? James would melt and blush and not know how to respond.
And Regulus would love the fact he can shut James up better than anyone so he’d just do it all the time. Everyone round Hogwarts would be so confused about how The Regulus Black, who seemingly only had two moods: indifference and annoyance, suddenly started being so sweet and soft to James Potter.
He’d chase him down the halls when he forgot a textbook in his room calling for his “Sunshine” and James would be speed walking away blushing the entire time but absolutely adoring the attention at the same time.
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When James discovers his choking kink he’s lying underneath regulus moaning and whilst he’s riding him, regulus accidentally falls forward and one of his hands goes around his throat and James gasps and bucks his hips and his eyes roll back and regulus just stares before fucking grinning
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James: You think about shagging all the time time don't you?
Regulus: ugh shagging. Trust the British to come up with the least sexy word for it
James: What's wrong with shagging?
Regulus: sounds like something you do to a carpet
James: Yeah what do the French call it?
Regulus: *smirking* faire l'amour
James: *swoons*
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if you take any lying or sneaking around out of it, i believe that sirius would find jegulus really fucking funny.
i think he would mock regulus for complaining about james then dating him anyway.
i think he would find james making a fool of himself for regulus hilarious.
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James: Regulus, this's my mum. Mum, this's my Regulus.
James: wait-
Regulus, holding out his hand with a straight face: pleasure to meet you, I'm his Regulus.
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