#like for real name told me

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

I just finished watching the One Piece live action and … Please tell me Luffy and Zoro are boyfriends in the future !

#who am i.. am i getting back onto anime ? hello 2014 i want all my otaku shit back #they are boyfriends #like for real name told me #zolu #zoro x luffy #straw hat luffy #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece #one piece netflix #one piece live action

[bidisasterevankinard]

To all the people in the fandom who forgot: Buck grown ass man who has no problems with asking people call him Buck not Evan if he wants them. He told 118 when he was super anxious about first day and they pranked him right before it, he told Maddie, he told HIS PARENTS. If I'm not mistaken he corrected A*by too. So you really think if he would be not ok with being called Evan by Tommy he would say nothing? He would ask to be called Buck. But he DIDN'T. Because he LOVES Tommy calling him Evan

Tommy is not toxic or transphobic to call Buck by his given name and not choosen name as he never was corrected

#And let's not forget we HAD NEVER SEEN WHO TOLD TOMMY BUCK'S REAL NAME #I really doubt it was Chim. More likely Buck himself introduced himself as Evan #and not said to Tommy *call me Buck* and Tommy had a reason to believe it's *Buck* that he uses as special name only for 118 #bc remember begins episodes and taht nickname is given only to people inside firehouse who proved themselves? #Tommy sees nicknames differently #and he called Buck 'Evan' and Buck was ok #so stop making Tommy toxic #evan buckley #911 #evan buck buckley #bucktommy #911 abc #tommy kinard #that* #tevan #kinley

[spicyraeman]

Was thinking about how if you were doing a modern au that yeah keeping Shadowhearts name the same would be a little weird, but then I remembered that I have a buddy I still call by his gamertag. Like Ive known him for years and I know his real name and everything, but he introduced himself as it so that's just what he is now real name be damned

#If a hot goth girl came up to me and told me to call her Shadowheart #id be like that's sick that's what i'm gonna call you till the day I die #even if I found out what her real name was and she was chill with me using it

[yunmeng-jiang]

that man does NOT think of wei wuxian as his gege

#jiang cheng #wwx #twin prides #i have a whole post about how they both think of themselves as having an older-sibling role #but even if that wasn't true jc still always calls him by his full name and the one time wwx tried to call him shidi jc yelled at him #their relationship is not that simple! it's a huge thing that wwx occupies a weird in-between role in their family! #he's definitely not a servant but also definitely not a full member of their family and that's super important to the story! #even if jc WANTED to think of him as his older brother he would need to get past seven layers of trauma to even realize he wanted that #and then he would have to admit it to himself and then work up the courage to admit it to someone else #and even then he probably still wouldn't say it to wwx's face #sure yanli calls wwx her didi but things are much simpler from her point of view #plus she's one of those people - like lxc - that can hold an opinion deep inside herself and be at peace with it even if it conflicts + #+ with what the world says and what she's been brought up to believe #jc is not like that. he internalizes way more from the outside world and if he feels conflicted he just kind of implodes #he's spent his whole life being told that wwx is not his equal and is someone to compete against #and also secretly believing that wwx is eventually going to abandon him because he doesn't think anyone truly cares for him #plus wwx treats him like a bff who is also a liege lord rather than a beloved younger brother #he would Not form a secure attachment to wwx lmao #it also really annoys me that when people write/conceptualize him as someone who thinks of wwx as his real gege + #+ they tend to completely erase jyl and minimize her importance to jc. he HAS an older sibling who he trusts unconditionally and confides + #+ in and takes comfort from! that person already exists! and they ignore her in favor of the protagonist #it also really bugs me when they have him mourning wwx those whole 13-16 years but don't put in a single word about yanli #this kind of turned into a rant about jyl... i have a lot of feelings about her especially since i'm the oldest sibling in my family #anyway. that man does not think of wwx as his gege #haterade #(kind of)

[kazoo-the-demjin]

Kind of feel bad for people who head into the books after having already engaged- even passively- with the aftg fandom. like there are so many things that are meant to surprise you. the 'oh's. The looking at everything with neil's pov and only after completing the series realizing what a fucking idiot he was at times. The kisses. Those reveals. The thunderclap of "Doesn't mean I wouldn't-***". Somehow, those guys already know all this. They know at the end there's gonna be a pairing, and that kinda takes away the beauty and surprise of it. They know about a game, the deaths, the characters. It's kinda sad they're never gonna enjoy it the way we did

#im so happy i knew nothing about the books when i read them #because if i knew about andreil i would've cried #because once you fully give yourself to neil's pov #it's such a fucking surprise #they already head into the books with an opinion and it's so sad #because i remember reading the first few lines of tfc and thinking what the hell is going on here #people will know a part of neil's shit already before reading #robbing away the beauty of knowing basic information about the main character like his real name and his hair colour in the LAST BOOK #of the series #sigh #i might've spoiled it for people too #as a wise friend once told me: never engage in a fandom unless you've gone through the whole of it #love her for that shit #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the foxes #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #tay shit #tay.aftg #myt #andreil #nora sakavic

[mahounoaho]

Since it appears I'm not the only one currently obsessed with Inspector Gadget, I would like to inform you all that Gadget's real canonical government birth name is "Augustin Tamare."

#inspector gadget #inspector gadget 1983 #cartoons #80s #80s cartoons #tbh i think it fits him perfectly #like people probably called him Gus for short #and if i'd never seen Gadget before and you told me his name is Gus #I'd believe it #let's be real #he looks like a Gus #Better than John Brown if you ask me

[bleaksqueak]

see, ppl can say what they want about the resi 3 remake, but the remake got Mikhail perfect. Also i actually really love weird Puppy Nemesis lmao

#GET OFF OF HIS TRAIN SHITBIRD #ilu grandpa you did your best #I think the remake is fine #there's parts of the original I miss a ton #and parts I am glad are gone #mostly I'm just confused by the rose colored glasses everyone remembers wrt a nemesis that doesn't exist #he was never a random stalker he always had scripted spawns and due to the ps1 limitations the “random” was down to two or three options #with that said re3 remake coming off the heels of re7 with pretty good stalkers like jack and margeurite #and then directly off the heels of re2 with one of the best programmed game stalkers i've ever seen #he's a letdown for sure #I loved the pre-release rumors saying nemesis would chase you into safe rooms #that should have been a real thing #Oh wow is it really time for our regularly scheduled resident evil obsessing?? #I wanted to name Nikolai after Mikhail but mercury spatted me with a newspaper and told me I had too many M names #I have had this fondness for hero grandpa for a long time okay #anyway I know that absolutely no one follows me for resident evil so lmao ignore my rambling #it's fine though #because no matter if you follow me for solivaga or homestuck :) #I've fed you resident evil no matter what #what do you mean parts of the harley manor are inspired by the spencer mansion!? #HAHA GOT'EM #what do you mean there's a ton of resident evil refs in soli #RAT STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nnnneeev]

thinking about solomon, everytime someone tells him that his cooking sucks, he tries even harder to improve his cooking to prove them wrong

#and it finally paid off! #rambles #that time in hard mode in og where asmodeus told him his cooking is bad and then he came to simeon to have a cooking lessons and then faile #miserably and then in lesson 40 in nb where he even swore on the good name of his ancestor that he won't add anything funny this time #and guess what everyone liked it!! #i guess mc saying it directly to him is all it took for him to actually follow the recipe #obey me spoilers #just in case #obey me solomon #tbh i prefer him with his exotic cooking skills #well it's good to know that he can cook real food

[dilfsuzanneyk]

am i just insane and paranoid or is it horrible that so many websites need you to sign up to use their stuff now? especially with so many websites asking for not just your email but phone number too?? some get even more personal than that?? i don't want to give that information to random websites just to use something, but for some reason this is just normal now and everyone treats it like an okay thing to do.

#like please am i genuinely just finding a problem with something small and meaningless or #does anyone else feel the same way. #my parents didn't get why i was so turned off by a website asking me to give my email real name phone number and postal code #like that is not a good thing right. that is not a normal thing. #and yet they told me that is?? “it's not that bad” they said?? #am i going insane??? #vex rambles

[alithetiredartist]

The dramatic irony of everything happening with Jojo Siwa is so fucking hilarious

First she exploits a disabled child -not hilarious- repeats the cycle of abuse that she was subjected to on dance moms with her own show, allegedly cheats on her girlfriend, etc, etc. then she goes through her “switch” and goes through her 14 year old emo phase at 20.

Tell me why this kid has the audacity to sing a song called Karma.

She tries so hard. She’s trying so hard to make it seem like she’s making the most dramatic change of her generation, she’s completely changed, no more rainbow glitter dance moms now we have emo sparkle darkness revenge fairy. She wants people to think she wrote Karma. She talks about her writing process, and she says how brilliant she is for thinking it up, but she also says that it was pitched to her a few times so we can’t accuse her of lying.

I think on paper this plan was probably a great idea, a chance to break out of her reputation for bows and glitter, but the execution is nothing but a disappointment. I think instead of going emo and taking inspiration from things she doesn't understand and being genuine, the switch honestly could've been welcomed with open arms but she's not genuine and she doesn't want to make a natural switch. She wants to be risky because she thinks it'll make her look cool or someone higher up decided for her and she went along with it because that's what'd make more money or maybe her mom made her.

Once it came out that Jojo didn't only not write the song herself, she wasn't even the first one to record it, that's when the irony of the situation kicks in. I know absolutely nothing about Brit Smith but she's and icon and I love her with my whole heart.

Brit Smith releasing her version of Karma and it doing better than Jojos is my favorite form of dramatic irony because of course this all happened to a song named Karma.

#I honestly do feel bad for Jojo to an extent because of what happened on Dance Moms but everything that's happening is happening #because instead of going to therapy or doing something else to heal she decided to repeat the cycle #her mom reminds me a bit of the Kardashian mom I forgot her name tbh #but I don't think that Jojo herself came up with the transformation #she might've but it seems more likely to me that she was told to do this #I also see her get a lot of completely justified hate toward her for being friends with groomers like James Charles but I think to an extent #she doesn't really get that part because she is still a kid I mean she's only like twenty and when you were raised up around groomers #chances are they do what they do best and groom you #it's not the best excuse because if she came out of her bubble for ten seconds she could see why it was bad but still #idk #karma #jojo siwa #brit smith #karmas a bitch #also i'm staying dramatic irony because I wnst it be clear i'M tla lo ng about the writing technique and not #and not sarcasm irony #god how is the world real #karmas a bitch I should've known better #if i had a wish i would’ve never effed around

[polyjoly]

A few years ago at a con I met an Enjolras cosplayer. When I went over to talk to him he was fully in character. He called me "citizen", shook my hand, thanked me for supporting the revolution and invited me to the next Amis meeting.

Considering the real Enjolras personally invited me to a meeting I think it is safe to say I am basically an official member.

#les mis #les miserables #enjolras #personal #I know he was the real Enjolras because he was trans #he had a trans flag pin next to his cocktail #I love cosplayers so much #they are magical and create moments we will remember forever #yeah he was a dude in costume #but in my heart I feel like I met Enjolras and he told me to support the revolution #my posts #My name is also a derivation from Jean so I fit in with the 'everyone is named Jean' headcanon

[emdotcom]

Gender is happening to me.

#em.txt #i have been thinking about it too long i have picked at least 1 alternate name & I can't get it out of my head #i told myself if i ever went transmasc fultime i would pick a lameass name like micheal or some shit & that's not the name #but it's of a similar vein & i just picked it as a bit #but I haven't stopped thinking about it & it has been a month HELP #I can't be full-time trans in this household -- they won't even call me by my birthname. #how tf do you think they're gonna react when i pull up with a totally new name? i know exactly how #because they still don't call my brother a man & he's been out for fucking a decade #vent #AAAAAA #emerald's alternate self isn't real it can't hurt you

[gxlden-angels]

Love when fundamentalist christians call other fundamentalist christians a cult like I can accept telling children they'll go to hell if they don't hug the parent that spanked them and smile, but I draw the line at suggesting barcodes contain the mark of the beast

#they built a new hobby lobby in my hometown #so I told my family about how I don't mess with hobby lobby and they were like ??? why??? #so I told them and they were like 😶 #my grandparents are pentecostal apparently #my dad is just vibing tbh #he's even anti-quiverfull #which makes sense he was the oldest of 6 and got Heavily Parentified #he also accepts me as trans #we stan one (1) [Last Name] man in this household #that's a joke for friends of mine that follow me here #n e ways it's so wild talking to my dad and him agreeing the duggars and hobby lobby and all them are in a cult #cause his own dad told me I was too tall and unfeminine to get married #so he saw that shit and shut it down real quick #and even started working on himself and moving away from that mindset #my aunt still complains about my masculinity but I legit don't talk to her if I can avoid it #but she also told me to eat oatmeal to fix my heat-related high blood pressure so #(can't believe she has a medical degree) #my family will call catholics and JWs cults but turn around and say the cultiest shit #it's wild #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse tw

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

made a little zine abt some of my favorite things in my room :]

#zine #mini zine #my art #i didnt explain the paul thing very well bc i had limited space. essentially tbis dude called me like six three in a row when i was hanging #with my friend #i got annoyed and answered to tell him he had the wrong number. despite this he called back AGAIN. hing uo after being told again he had #the wring number THEN TEXTED ME GOING 'wrong number this is paul' #LILE BRO WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME WHO YOU ARE IF ITS CLEAR YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER 😭 #anyways my friend and i found this guy hilarious and we had a fucking insane conversation with him. we texted him a few times MONTHS later #and then he blocked me bc i wouldnt tell him 'who i was' or 'why i started texting him' which like. HELLO??? I DIDNT START TEXTING YOU #WHY WOULD I TELL YOU WHO I AM WHEN ITS CLEAR WE DONT FUCKING KNOW EACH OTHER 😭 YOURE THE ONE WHO TEXTED ME WTF #anyways i gave him a fake first name which for some reason wasnt good enough for him so he blocked me :// sad. #i dont even knoe if the pic i have is actually of him or if his real name is paul so *shrugs*. either way he now sits on my wall in the #mouth of a hippo picture frame #bc it reminds me of a funny time with a friend :]

[khlur]

3 months after completing my master's degree requirements, i can confidently say it was a waste of time and money.

#i could have told you this 3 months into the programme #but it felt like so much was at stake so i had to complete it #i've become actively stupider #my thinking has been uncriticalled and i am fr struggling to regain how my brain worked when i was 18 <3 #the course itself has left me w no real skills i can name #or extra knowledge that i didn't know from undergrad #cue guilt!

[smoozie]

Do people actually think ccs call each other by their real names off camera/irl? Unless they knew each other irl first (ie Impulse and Skizz) these guys are 100% calling each other by their gamertags. If you guys met ur online friends irl would u start calling them their real names??

#smooziespeaks #hermitcraft #hermitblr #saw smth a while ago where Grian or Scar was like recalling smth off camera #and they used the others gamertag in the story #and someone mentioned it and was like ''I'm sure he changed the name when telling it cuz he didn't actually say the gamertag“ #guys Grian instinctively yelled Scar at Jimmy in limited life #I doubt they have ever used their real names #like mutuals #if u met me irl #and I told u my real name #what would u call me?? #still Smoozie I bet #it's just so silly to me like #guys #they're online friends just like us