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kadoodles-on-ao3 · 1 year

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Artist: berrywizard (Deactivated) Source: Reddit Archives: Reddit Repost | Image

#xenoblade #fanart #shulk #melia #shulk and melia #this is exactly why i want to archive everything i post #because this is one of my favorite pieces of xenoblade fanart and i had to spend over an hour to figure out where it came from #only to find the source link in the reddit comments led to a tumblr account that the wayback machine doesn't even have a #non-deactivated archive of. some random artist just posted beautiful artwork and then disappeared off the face of the earth #this happens so many times i s2g like half of my favorite pieces of fanart were drawn by amazingly talented artists #who then went on to never draw for that fandom again and often deactivate too #it's so wild to me like i'm obsessed with this game but cannot draw the way i see the images in my head to save my goddamn life #yet on the other side of the coin there are people out here who can casually toss out masterpieces for media they only kind of liked #life is weird dude

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waterghostype · 4 months

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crusty kid

#baby lloyd would totally be all over capitalistic free to play hiearchal roleplay simulation websites #ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #dude i LOVED animal jam it was my life #i rmb the day i got membership the world was revolutionary… then i stopped playing #now im old enough to pay for my own membership #but being a senior high student also means i cant play animal jam #it’s so weird to think im now the age of all the ytbers i used to watch #animal jam drama was truly something else #anyways i love this little shitbaby lloyd #hes so stupid i love him #cant wait for him to experience the horrors #when i first watched ninjago i was confused why lloyd was a baby bc i thought that lloyd was everyone’s fav prettyboy #i initially thought lloyd was totally loyal to evilman garmadon and started off as an actual formidable enemy #though now i want to make an au like that #aphid’s ninjashits

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inkskinned · 1 year

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"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"

dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.

but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.

the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.

so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.

we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.

now leave us alone.

#spilled ink #writeblr #slam poetry #i started this as a joke and ended up taking after #the poem about all the women in the world meeting in the bathroom #i can't find it to link it directly i've been googling for like 15 minutes if someone can remember #turns out frantically googling the only lines like ''women meeting in the bathroom''#''secret womens meeting you always believed happened" is not useful for . to search??? help :(#also the reason this says harmless so many times is bc like #this is 100% about like #yeah man when ppl are mean about ppl enjoying things like. fuckin lady gaga #like this is so obviously about ppl who steal ur joy for no reason (i WILL steal ur joy if ur a bigot btw)#also yes it's bc someone was like ''liking the mcelroys in 2023 is cringe''#and im like. dude what the fuck literally just let people like things it's LITERALLY not that deep.#like i dont like centipedes theyre one of like the 2 bugs im squicked out by ... but like.#if u really like centipedes. im like so happy for you. i hope you can put socks on ur centipedes #so they can speedclean ur floors. that would be fun and cool!!!#i love u i hope all of you have a weird passion i love you i hope that passion fills your life like soap bubbles

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pencildragons · 2 years

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still insanely funny to me that ortus nigenad has canonically written 18 volumes of epic poetry about a bodyguard who was, in fact, Just Some Guy, and regularly quotes himself out loud in conversations on the regular. man had to die at the start of gtn because he was too fucking powerful to live

#ive been sitting here for like. a solid five fucking minutes trying to come up with a good comparison irl and i Cannot #like imagine if your bodyguard wrote what is basically a huge love song to your great great x10 grandparent's bodyguard and then #he just kept quoting himself in conversations #and then in the weird heaven afterlife you're using as the backdrop of a hallucinated memory sequence to justify the brain surgery you gave #yourself so you could forget the most important person in your life bc she killed herself for you #and you Cannot Conceive Of A Universe Without Her In It #and the dude the bodyguard wrote love songs about in question turns up and is like 'well i was kinda average actually #but thanks to the power of YOUR love songs i can now bend the rules of this liminal space to my will and beat this eldritch monster'#like dude what the fuck #ortus nigenad #harrowhark nonagesimus #tlt #tlt spoilers #htn spoilers #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #griddlehark #it wasnt in the post but i had griddlehark Feelings in the tags so #words of wyrm

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beesarekindaswag · 6 months

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Accidental Internet Fame

Gothamites filming a bat sighting : "Is that Nightwing? Doing flips for no reason?"

Danny, clutching a milkshake in one hand & scrolling tumblr with the other, passing by, deadpan: "Very acrobatic"

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Gotham Reporter after an attack by Mr Freeze : "Rogue, Mr Freeze has finally been defeated by the Batman but not without leaving a trail of destruction in his wake"

Sleep deprived teenager, unfazed : "Who fucked with the thermostat?" (He isn't complaining though, ice boy likes the cold)

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Joker, holding a group of hostages whilst doing his dramatic villain thing on livestream : "Tick tock, Batsy!"

The most clown hating teenager coming out of unconsciousness to see this shit : "If I kill you, do you think I'll get arrested or a medal?"

Gotham would 100% give him a medal if he did kill the joker.

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Just,,, Danny accidentally becoming this internet meme not as Phantom but as this random twink who keeps appearing in random videos & say either the stupidest or most unhinged shit.

Bonus points if he begins to look into cameras like he's on the office. Pretend his ghost powers let him know when he's being filmed or something and so one day when a rogue says something dumb during a monologue he just looks to where he knows a camera is with a "WTF" face.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dcxdp #dc x dp #unfazed danny #“oh you're going to kill me random villain? Nope already cashed my life insurance so good luck declaring me dead”#Danny says the most unhinged shit as if it's normal #dude has no clue #unintentional gremlin actions #just give me Gotham adoring this random twink who gives no reactions to the weird shit in gotham

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ink-the-artist · 1 month

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forgive me if you've been asked this before or if its annoying, but how did you learn to use colored pencils like that? your art is so special to me.

ty :) I took an art class for a few years where our teacher had us buy prismacolor pencils as one of the art supplies and had us use them kinda like paints, pressing down hard right away and blending the colors together. its not how youre supposed to use them she was just trying to teach us to use color and ig this was more to the point. I picked them up again years after i stopped going to that class just bc they were there and i wanted to play around w them a bit and ended up actually enjoying it when doing it on my own terms lol

#it was a weird class #it was just this russian lady doing private lessons in her house that my mom learned about somehow #I did NOT like those classes all we did was still life and they were hours long which is esp rough when im in high school and busy #and she wanted us to stand while working the whole time bc tradition i guess?#she did allow me to work sitting but thought i was lazy for it. idk dude i dont want to exhaust myself fast for no reason #standing is a lot more tiring than walking #i def did still benefit from those classes just from learning to accurately draw from life #did not like the teacher tho #on one hand shed paid for the art supplies for kids whos families were too poor to (and these are nice expensive supplies)#which is very nice #but on the other she was very homophobic and open about it #like when they legalized gay marriage she went on a rant about how horrible it is that they can adopt kids now #and also kind of racist #she was telling me how she got blocked from a facebook group bc she made a post asking if she could speak to a white person #and she didnt realize she was posting that publicly she thought it was a private message to the group owner #im honestly still not sure i heard/understood her correctly bc it was so bizzare and the only time i ever remember her being racist #she talked abt it like she genuienly was unaware it was racist #she described it as a misunderstanding bc she accidentally posted it publicly instead of privately #like it wouldnt have been racist to ask that at all #also one time she talked about how she saw demons in her home once #also she doesnt vaccinate her kids bc of microchips #she was like a walking russian stereotype lol #anyway heres some ink the artist lore

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trashdork · 6 months

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sorry for drawing this my hand slipped (lie)

#randy jade #i eat this up i go yum yum yum #i was actually discussing this and there was a mutual agreement that gingi would probably find these in the trash or something #or maybe oliver and gingi would team up just to drive this dude nuts #i like seeing him suffer is that weird. i like seeing him suffer in the loving him way. soak him in milk and watch him get all soggy #< real life depiction of brain worms in real time #dialtown #dialtown fanart

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petitesmafia · 5 months

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if you think about it Albatross is actually scary as hell,,,imagine being on the battlefield fighting for your life and you hear a mf LAUGHING

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #bsd stormbringer #bsd albatross #Chuuya asking Albatross why he’s in such a good mood and Albatross is just like I’m so happy to see u dude #and Chuuya’s like okay….#even he was weirded out tf #no but seriously imagine being the enemy #and you hear laughter #like fam I’m out here fighting for my life idk if I’m even gonna see tmr and is that CHUCKLING I hear across the way??#hell nah I’m going home #we fighting some FREAKS and I’m not about that

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autoraton · 2 years

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having big thoughts about nick-slash-nicholas tonight.

#listen listen i know narcolas is a massive prick. but. dude.#you're thirteen years old and every day you wake up and nothing feels quite right.#and you lead a normal life with a mom and dad who love you for thirteen years and then a bunch of weird shit happens and #and your dad isn't your dad and YOU aren't YOU #and also you're thirteen years old #idk man. idk.#oh god not to leave out fuckin NICK getting erased out of existence #welp! anyways #fanart #my art #nick close #nicholas close #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies

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fully-caulked-wagon · 1 month

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I fucking despise gen alpha slang dude, you don't even understand.

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moeblob · 3 months

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Asmodeus♡ is my new farmer and his farm is literally named "The Damned" and he's super stupid and signed up to farm and commit murder in the mines. He somehow is a fisherman. He's not happy about it. Also, the heart is truly in his name. That's him, your honor. Asmodeus♡.

(it's even funnier when that's how it shows up in the pause menu, the heart outline. and yet. when people address him. it's Asmodeus♥ with a pink filled heart. Everyone looks like they're down bad for him while telling him to go away.)

#stardew valley #sdv haley #farmer asmodeus♡#rest in peace dude youre an idiot who somehow is doing very poorly in life except your fishing level #follow up to the haley comic was supposed to be her and emily talking and emily bringing up how weird it was to have to say #the town crops mostly come from The Damned Farm and haley just whatst ???#and so emily explains that's what he named his farm and haley just #well i guess with the whole town needing therapy why not get one more for the therapy pile

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akioukun · 1 year

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Boys move to San Diego~

They’re just figuring stuff out, but its freedom and its good. Between food disagreements resulting in full blown wrestling matches & Steve’s inability to be awake before 1pm, they coast through on sunlight and crappy part time jobs.

Was listening to “We just get by”by Lime Cordiale and then the drawings got away from me oops

#harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy antis dni #this whole thing was an intense tunnelvision of several hours help me #theyre just two dudes free of school trying to figure out how to live life post apocalyptic mess #they have some real weird house rules #the teens roll up a month in because theres a big babysitter shaped hole in their lives #they take them to the beach

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chipistrate · 4 months

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I think about this a lot but like.

If Gregory is 12 in Security Breach, that means he was Glitchtrapped when he was around 9-10

That's.

That's so fucked up.

#Chip Chatter #genuinely I think about this wayyyy more than I should #he was a CHILD child #dude wasn't even/was BARELY in the double digits when he was glitchtrapped #then next thing he knows he's a *pre-teen* and fighting for his damn life #then he gets thrown into a weird found family situation with someone who tried to kill him #and he barely even has any time to process he's not 9-fucking-years old #like imagine he didn't even realize that time had passed in SB and only realized when he got to Vanessa's house and saw her calendar

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arinmoss · 10 months