Entry 3 from the Diary of Holly Joestar
(written by @gncgang)
Mama and Papa went away today. They left before the sun came up so I was still asleep, but they told me goodbye last night. Mama said they are gonna go to Meksico to look for really old stuff cuz that’s thier job, and she said she was gonna bring back a present for me but I was still sad last night. Papa’s still home, and I love Papa, but I think he misses them too. Before I went to sleep, Papa told me a story about when he was little, so I wanna write down his story.
A long time ago Papa liveded in Meksico with Nonno and Grampa and Uncle Sanna, and they lived in a cave in the jungle. Uncle Sanna was a little baby so Nonno told Papa to watch him while he and Grampa were gone. Papa said he would and he tried to, but when he turnd around Uncle Sanna was gone! Papa ran into the jungle looking for him. He searched everywhere! But Uncle Sanna was so smalll and really sneeky too, so he coudn’t find him. Then Papa heard a bird yell super loud and crash krsshh flew away through the trees.
He looked up and he saw Uncle Sanna up in the tree! He tried to climb up but Uncle Sanna didn’t wanna move and dug his rib bones into the tree. (Papa said Uncle Sanna was stubburn, wich means he said NO a lot). Papa got so mad he wanned to leave him there, but he knew Grampa would be mad at him for not waching his baby brother so he could not leave. He pulled and pulled and pulled until he pulled Uncle Sanna off the tree, but he pulled so hard they fell!
Thank good ness, Nonno was standing right under the tree and caugt them both. He said that he and Grampa had come home and saw both of them were missing, so they got scared and went looking for them. Papa was embarased and asked if Nonno and Grampa was mad at him, but Nonno just laughed and said he was more worried, and Grampa was worried too so they had to go home.
I dunno how the story ended becuase I think I fell asleep before Papa finished it. I don’t remember if Grampa was worried about Papa and Uncle Sanna or if he was mad. I know what Grampa looks like when he’s mad. I dunno what he looks like when he’s worried.
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