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bitchimasnake-sss · 2 months

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sfw alphabet ft. monkey d. luffy!!!

warnings: might be a little suggestive here and there, but mostly wholesome lol <3 [not proofread so it probably has a lot of errors.]

ENOUGH horniness, my children. time to simp. he is so cute plsplspls-

💗affection:

๋࣭ ⭑how affectionate are they? luffy is super-duper affectionate. not just to you, to literally anyone he calls his friends. it is not out of the ordinary for you to wake up and see luffy sitting on zoro's shoulders as the mosshead does weight training. "zoro, you'll pull a muscle. luffy, get off." nami suggests as she passes by the captain and his right hand man. luffy reacts by pouting and zoro by huffing as if he isn't carrying a 19 yr old, fully grown adult on his shoulders. so anyways, obviously he is super affectionate and cuddly towards you too. he always in clinging onto you, peppering absent-minded kisses onto your skin and giving you an himbo grins. ๋࣭ ⭑how do they show affection? by clinging onto you like plastic with static charge. he is inseparable. everything you're doing, he needs to be a part of it. everything he's doing, you need to be a part of it. but don't be surprised when all of a sudden, he leaves you to go see some weird sea-creatures with ussop and chopper. he would then get distracted by them and they would probably start their regular-schmegular shenanigans. but he remembers he has a BEAUTIFUL girlfriend, he is gonna come skipping over to you. enjoy the next 43 hours of cuddles.

💗best friend:

๋࣭ ⭑what would they be like as a best friend? like everyone else on the ship, he is super ride or die, so, him as a best friend is truly a blessing. from 3 am snack runs to gossiping (you gossip, he listens) to actual pillow fights and pillow forts (cause hes a child like that), you are in for a wild ride if you're his best friend. since he is so emotionally mature but so fucking weird, expect to receieve some bizarre anecdotes every once in a while. ๋࣭ ⭑how would the friendship start? how do any friendships start with luffy?? he just shows up and you accept him for all his dumbassery. so, thats how it probably started.

💗cuddles:

๋࣭ ⭑do they like to cuddle? yes. omg obviously yes. ๋࣭ ⭑how would they cuddle? i dont even know how to answer this because i firmly believe he just is out there doing anything?? like ofc he holds you all nice and sweet against him. but sometimes he just wants to hold onto you and it doesn't really matter how. so, he has some unconventional methods* of touching and cuddling. unconventional methods include: - sleeping on the other side of the mattress but holding you by his outstretched hands - lying a little bit apart but his toe is on your calf - look realistically if he could he would wrap himself around you like a python but um, he doesnt wanna scare you off

💗domestic :

๋࣭ ⭑how are they at cooking and cleaning? yes you do the cooking. yes you do the cleaning. look, king luffy is no sexist, misogynistic toe-nail rag who expects you to do the entire work but for the sake of saving your own life, you should do it. he has an iron stomach and can probably eat straight up poison and survive. he has survived in shitty situations so he really doesn't care how clean his room is. but can you a mere mortal thrive like that? you'd be dead wednesday. so, just do the cooking and cleaning. he will be down to help but uh, sometimes its better not to ask for his help.

💗ending:

๋࣭ ⭑if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it? luffy doesn't seem like he would break things off at any costs tbh. if someone's walking out, it you babes (he has terrible abandonment issues 😁) but if he had to. if he had to. then i think it'll be like getting suckered punched in the guts by a saw. he is never as solemn and quite as he is rn and even though he waves it off with a smile, you can see his lashline thick with tears. if you were the one breaking up with him, he wouldn't hold you back from leaving if he understood why you were leaving. but if you're leaving unannounced, that'll quite literally destroy him.

💗fiance(e):

๋࣭ ⭑how do they feel about commitment? didn't really care about labels. not in a fuckboy way but in a "well i think you're pretty and i do wanna kiss you if you let me, so, sure be my girlfriend or whatever" way. he just truly doesn't care all that much about labels, so when you got together, you were the one who had to initiate the "What are we?" conversation. "luffy" you whisper meekly, sat beside him. his fingers are intertwined against yours and you fight off a blush as you look at him, "i- uh, you know i just was wondering. like- it's just what are we?" he looks up from your intertwined hands, dumbfounded, "pirates???" but when you did suggest that maybe you could be his girlfriend, i assure you he went about every conversation like "my GIRLFRIEND yn told me". ๋࣭ ⭑how quick would they want to get married? yk what i said about labels? 100% true. doesn't mean he doesn't wanna marry you tho?? he thought actually you like someone and just marry them. so, after a month of officially dating, you both are sitting on the deck, eating some snack sanji made when luffy gives you a bright grin, "say yn, when do we get married?" you almost choke on your food, "lu- we are niNETEEN?" "yeah? isn't sooner better?" and now you're rambling, "we cannot get married now. i mean we're young and we should focus on chasing our goals. like don't you wanna be the king of the pirates? and i really-" "i can be the king of the pirates and your husband whats the big deal?" basically, he's just ready to marry you whenever, just say the word.

💗gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?):

๋࣭ ⭑physically: because of his sheer overpowered strength, he tries to be very gentle with you but tends to forget it every once in a while. nsfw: chopper often asks you why your voice sounds hoarse and why there are random bruises on your skin. you dont have it in you to let the resident doctor know that sometimes your boyfriend gets carried away. ๋࣭ ⭑emotionally: as i said a few points above, luffy is a truly emotionally mature dude but he's kinda silly goofy and that's why you always get weird anecdotes from him. he is always there for you in his unconventional ways and is really good at deducing whether he should say something or not according to your mood. evidence: 8th of march, 11:52 pm pre-dating you he sits besides you in you room as you sob into your hands. he's tried comforting you and a part of you feels so fucking stupid for crying in front of your captain like a child. but you were drunk and ussop had made an off-hand comment about how kaya was the prettiest girl he had seen and that made you spiral if you would ever get a guy that would say things like that about you. it was a stupid fear and yet, you heaved against your own palms as luffy sat beside you. "but you're pretty!" he seemed to argue to the wall, "i think youre the prettiest!!" "i- i don't feel like it" "are you saying im a liar?" "no, you're just a nice person. you always compliment sanji's cooking and nami's navigation tactics and ussop's inventions and chopp-" "thats cause all the people on my crew are the best at what they do? i have standards, is all." "who taught you the word 'standards'?" "i overhead nami when we were docked on an island. nami was telling some crying girl in a party that men arent shit and she should have some standards" "right, that checks out." well, atleast you're not crying anymore.

💗hugs:

๋࣭ ⭑do they like hugs? yes. physical touch is his domain thru and thru ๋࣭ ⭑how often do they do it? like atleast 15 times a day. out of which 10 times are you, rest 5 are wild cards that can come on anybody and everybody on the crew. ๋࣭ ⭑what are their hugs like? he has death-grip type of hugs. as if, if he didnt hold onto you, you will crumble. ngl its probably kinda nice and soothing for the first five mins, after that you're sweating profusely.

💗"I love you":

๋࣭ ⭑how fast do they say the L-word? pretty randomly, pretty fast. luffy doesnt exactly plan his words and since he's so honest, sometimes he just says shit. "you're pretty" "i'm hungry" "i love you" "do you think if two sea-kings had a baby that it will be a bigger sea-king? ussop asked me that today" yeah, it is indeed a whiplash inducing experience and you're left dumbfounded.

💗jealousy:

๋࣭ ⭑how jealous do they get? he's a chill dude and wouldn't honestly know if someone was flirting with you (unless that person was being very touchy feely and blatant). but he is good at reading emotions so, if someone happens to cross the line and you seem even a tad bit uncomfy, he is all for a fist-fight. nobody makes his girl uncomfy, especially not some lame ass rando. he behaves the same way with nami and robin too tho, like if someone weirds them out, the captain is ready to enter god-mode. he's just a sweet dude who cares about his crew. ๋࣭ ⭑what do they do when they’re jealous? he almost always starts a fight. you and the girls have to intervene because zoro and sanji just watch amused from the sidelines lol. afterwards, luffy does get a little pouty like "he was so weird you should have let me deal with him" but it's not something you cannot deal away with food and a lot of kisses.

💗kisses:

๋࣭ ⭑what are their kisses like: sloppy asf!! this man is messy and all in your business, how do you expect his kisses to be any different? especially at first, he is so sloppy, kinda unsure of what he is to do. but after enough make-out sessions, he knows you better, so his technique's much much better. he always kisses you for a long while too. like even his "quick kisses" before he leaves for somewhere are long enough for the crew to get irritated lmao. ๋࣭ ⭑where does he like to kiss you: the question should be where does he not like kissing you? he is infatuated and can barely control himself around you. any part of you that's visible to him is up for grabs to him. he also is a heavy, heavy supporter of pda. not cause he wants to show you or off (which he does), but because you look so pretty looking at the sunset, what is he gonna do? not kiss you???

💗little ones:

๋࣭ ⭑how are they around children? he is really, really good with children cause he's so childish himself 😃 but like jokes apart, whenever he is interacting with young kids (anyone whos older than five), he gets like super invested in the games with them. he refuses to lose to children. yeah so what if toge is screaming???? he shouldnt have asked to a match if he didnt wanna lose. as a menace to society, he also steals those kids' candy mindlessly and then shrugs confused when you ask him why the kid is crying. tldr; he is great entertainment for kids but do not leave him alone with kids or the kids will be sacrificed to some higher, eldritch deity.

💗mornings:

๋࣭ ⭑how are mornings spent with them? sleeping, if i am being very honest. the sunlight filters through the window of your room and you groggily open your eyes, fighting back a yawn. luffy is practically draped over you, asleep. he's drooling onto your tshirt and you look at him with half love and half "yo wtf dude" kinda expression. he is such a heavy sleeper!!! oh my god. its like someone can come and do construction in your cabin and he'd sleep thru it. but if he heard sanji yell "BREAKFASTS READY" then he's grabbing you in his arms and running to the kitchen. he would literally run to the kitchen while half asleep. but most of the times, he wakes up by himself when he's hungry and shakes you awake till you (reluctantly) wake up too. it doesn't help that he always wakes up super-hyperactive first thing in the morning too. also, i am sure he's the type of boyfriend that insists to kiss you with morning breath even if you stuff your head into the pillow to avoid it. he will chase you thru the ship if he has to to get that fucking kiss.

💗nights:

๋࣭ ⭑how are nights spent with them?: sleeping, again. luffy is usually tired from his day-long shenanigans and after eating an entire nuclear family worth of food for dinner, he is ready to fall asleep. but he is always so nice, he tries really hard to stay up till you're done talking to the crew/finishing your work to come in your shared room. he always greets you with a tired grin, asking you to lay next to him and tell him how your day went (as if he wasnt next to you like 90% of the time.) he tries super hard to stay up but he almost always sleeps while you're still talking. its not his fault!! he's exhausted and your voice is so sweet and your fingers are gently massaging his scalp and your skin feels so smooth against his and- you get the picture. he's asleep. ofc you don't mind. he's adorable and you let him hold onto you as you finish up some work/fall asleep yourself.

💗open:

๋࣭ ⭑when would they start revealing things about themselves: he actually forgets to tell you things, not out of intention but because it serves no narrative purpose to the plot lmao. (i mean he literally forgot to inform anyone about ace and was just like "YEAH THATS MY BIG BRO!!" when ace showed up in alabasta) so, yeah, technically it does take him pretty long. but if you ask him questions about his past, he would most certainly start telling you all his life's lore without a second thought. and you'd be stuck thinking "how tf did all of this happen to a child???" ๋࣭ ⭑do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly: like i said, he will infodump if you ask him, otherwise he would just not tell things to you. so, really depends on how good you are at asking questions.

💗patience:

๋࣭ ⭑how easily angered are they?: he is an easy-going dude. i mean he usually fights half of his battles unserious (till some fucked up thing happens and he gets angry enough to fight for real). so, he doesn't get all that angry on a day-to-day basis. he does get pouty and offended every once in a while, but he literally moves on from that within half an hour. he never holds onto those things for a larger chunk of time.

💗quizzes:

๋࣭ ⭑ how much would they remember about you? actually, quite a lot!! like i said, he makes a genuine effort to always listen to you (even when hes tired), so, he always remembers things that are personal to you and you may have said to him in passing. ๋࣭ ⭑do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything? honestly, if it isn't something very, very close to your heart, luffy will probably mis-remember it. he remembers things but never in the right context, so, its kind of a struggle to remind him those things. but its kinda endearing cause even if you are just re-telling him a story or something, he looks at you so intently with those bug-like wide eyes and a silly smile that it makes all of your annoyance fade away.

💗remember:

๋࣭ ⭑what is their favorite moment in your relationship?: if you ask robin, the quickest way to a man's heart is through his third and fourth ribs. if you ask luffy, it's thru food. (we know how much luffy loves food omg!!) you asked sanji to help you make a very very simple soup for luffy when he was injured after a fight. you wanted him to get better and take care of him. sanji had complied happily and helped you make a simple mushroom soup for the captain. so, imagine luffy's surprise when he was woken up by your sound. you were sitting by his side, a bowl of steaming soup in your hand and you smiled at him sheepishly, "i made you some soup." no matter how good of a cook sanji is, luffy genuinely believes that soup was the best thing he had ever tasted. (now every time he gets sick, he starts dropping hints like "if only someone made me some soup... with some nice mushrooms... maybe ill feel better. if onlyyyy" "ill make you the soup luffy" "yay!! i mean," fake coughs, "thankyou... im so weak i need some soup" )

💗security:

๋࣭ ⭑how protective are they? insanely protective. even an ounce of discomfort on you/the crew means he's gonna go berserk. ๋࣭ ⭑how would they protect you? hes the rubber man, he'd figure something out ๋࣭ ⭑how would they like to be protected? he doesn't typically need protection, both cause he's self-sufficient and also cause he lowkey loves fucking things up. but every once in a while, when the navy catches up to the crew and you say "it's okay, let me handle this." he falls in love. it's just so admirable of you to always step up (even when you dont necessarily have to).

💗try:

๋࣭ ⭑how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks? he honestly loves you a lot, but i dont think he has the brain capacity to pull off extravagant plans. one time he tried to surprise you for your birthday by planning a party with the crew. he ended up blabbering the entire plan by mid-afternoon. he is just terrible at secrets. but he loves to spoil you. anything you even show the slightest bit of interest in, he needs to buy it (doesnt matter if he has to risk getting charged a few billion berries by nami). he is super sweet and he shows that mostly through action and words. so, if you wanna do any fancy-shmancy thing, just organise it yourself and call luffy later.

💗ugly:

๋࣭ ⭑what would be some bad habits of theirs?

💗vanity:

๋࣭ ⭑ how concerned are they with their looks? not very concerned. he has you for girlfriend, you're the most gorgeous woman alive, you love him. does he need to care about anything else? like zoro, after getting in a relationship, he would def get better at just personal maintenance and all. if you like anything like skincare/makeup, best believe he will be the kind of boyfriend that does 3 hour long skincare routines with you just for the heck of it. (you are the reason luffy is an emperor with the nicest skin 😭✊🏼)

💗whole:

๋࣭ ⭑would they feel incomplete without you? yes. simply put, yes. he will be Devastated (with a capital D) incase you're gone. ofcourse, i see he doesn't seem the type to be stuck in despair forever, but it will be really really hard for him. for a few days, luffy would probably stop being luffy.

💗xtra (a random headcanon for them):

i have a personal belief that luffy sucks ass at games. let me explain. it's always the games where the rules are fairly simple where he ends up losing (he then whines and cries and the entire crew kinda pity-laughs it away) but the games with the most brainpower required? he wins those. easily. (he always just gets lucky one way or the other.) i also hc him as the kind of guy who wins chess by eating the pieces so, do what you must with this information 👏🏼

💗yuck:

๋࣭ ⭑what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner? he likes almost everybody unless they are a chauvinistic prick, so rest assured. plus, if he doesnt like anything, you'd probably find out sooner than later.

💗zzz:

he's already asleep. he's tired, he's a gremlin and he's asleep.

a/n: i thought i would do this for all characters but lord, the amount of work just one of these beasts requires has me quaking- (it's like writing 26 oneshots in one go 😭) but i def wanna write one for sanjiii <3

#one piece #opla #op #monkey d luffy #luffy x reader #one piece luffy #luffy fanfic #one piece fanfic #luffy fluff #monkey d luffy x reader #one piece fluff

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einsatzzz · 20 days

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[OC] Ninomiya Kurumi - Character Profile

🎀The charming and outgoing fashionista who's obsessed with anything cute! Ninomiya Kurumi!🎀

You can go to this link from our Oniyanagi Wiki site for her full character page!

"You see, I’ve always been a huge fan of cute things!"

Kurumi is one of the two 10th generation bosses of the Oniyanagi yakuza family (alongside her twin, Kana). She is a very energetic and friendly teenager, as well as a skilled martial artist.

Age: 14 Birthday: October 18 Zodiac Sign: ♎︎Libra Height: 158cm Weight: 46kg Gender: ? County of origin: Japan MBTI: ESFP Favorite Fruit: Peach Favorite cake: Peach/Apple/Banana-flavored cakes, Strawberry shortcake, Cheesecake

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PERSONALITY: She has a bad case of cute aggression!

Kurumi has an energetic and outgoing nature that makes it easy for her to make friends and connections. A very prominent obsession that she has is with all things that are cute, broadly ranging from fashion to adorable trinkets. Yes, even cute people are included too.

Despite her carefree demeanor, Kurumi can be surprisingly mature and reflective, often acting as a mediator when there are serious conflicts in her Family and being observant of its overall condition. When someone outside the Family starts becoming too close, she seems to start distancing herself.

SPECIALTY: She has dangerous superhuman strength, please use caution when hugging!

Kurumi inherited an extraordinary muscle constitution that grants her immense strength, enough to effortlessly handle a greatsword that's almost her size. If she is not careful in controlling her strength, she might end up breaking some bones if she gets carried away while hugging a normal person. This inherent characteristic of hers plus her martial arts are a deadly combination.

DAILY LIFE: Despite certain difficulties, she wants to become someone who can live true to herself.

At her new school, there are always various troubles and problems brewing around (may or may not be partly caused by her or her besties), but she always tries her best to help out her friends with a smile! After everything is settled, a nice trip to the shopping district with Kyoko and Haru wipes any remaining exhaustion off. Maybe they could even visit a cafe right after!

RELATIONSHIPS: A new school comes with new friendships!

Reborn: A cute and strong baby! He can be scary sometimes, though.

Tsuna: A cute future mafia boss! My first friend in Namimori too! Don't worry, I'll help you with Kyoko-chan!

Kyoko: She's such a cute girl! I hope we can spend more time together.

Haru: Another cute girl! She even asked me to do a cosplay collaboration project together!

Lambo: Another cute baby! He's just like a little brother to me. I'll take care of you, Lambo-chan!

I-pin: Such a nice cute little baby! Even Yui is fond of her. I'll take care of you too, I-pin-chan!

Bianchi: She's cute, but more than that, she's very cool too! But...You got it wrong Nee-san, my cooking isn't supposed to be poison cooking ueee 🥲

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If you read up to this point, then thank you so much for taking the time to do so! For these character profiles, I'll try to follow the style of the Vongola 77 profiles so that I can have a format to follow and stop myself from going too overboard haha. All information above (and in the wiki right now) only captures her character around the beginning of Daily Life Arc.

Any questions about her or the story is very much appreciated! (Please, the amount of serotonin boost is insane when I get OC asks! Yuipachi-sensei will answer it for you too hehe - I'm IP with an ask rn too ^o^)

When I finish Kana's character sheet, thinking of doing a second batch of outfit sheets for the twins with their non-school uniform outfits. Maybe their "mission" outfit and one set of casual clothes for each of them.

For credits, all Oniyanagi OCs are by me and @amiahoshi! While for the intro audio, Kurumi is voiced by erushaVA and I also got the background music here from MusMus!

Note: I finally un-privated the Oniyanagi wiki. Whenever I'm inactive/on hiatus, this place is my hideout to recharge. Kind of like the "Do it for her" meme, except I'm staring at my OC's page and gallery. Anyway, you'll see me hanging around there when I'm not in socmed, unless IRL reaaalllly decides to suck A LOT lmaoo

#khr #katekyo hitman reborn #khr oc #khre #ninomiya kurumi #oc #original character #oniyanagi #einart #the full tl of the audio clip is on the wiki btw!#☢️fangirling tags ahead 🫡 stay safe 🫡#MY BBG!!!#she has a full color character sheet and a voice 🥹🥹💖#someday i'll learn how to animate too #local oc artist fights for her life to improve her art skills out of love and affection for her ocs #also ive always been eyeing eru with voicing knrm for so long so im happy i got to save up enough to comm her for this!#me personally i prob replayed this audio at least 63 times #trying to engrave krm's voice onto the frontal lobe of my brain #outfit designs after those two extra outfits highly likely won't be colored unless it's like the main outfit for a major arc but who knows #bc my brain likes being extra with the ocs a lot of the time #i do have 1 problem and that is.....idk how i'll post this on twt and ig in a format i'll like....lmao

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finniestoncrane · 1 year

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Hii! Idk if you’ve done this one before but I have a horrible cold rn so my request is: how would the rogues take care of a sick reader? I love your work and I’ve been dying to request something for a bit now

Sick Reader

Rogues Headcanons ok i love offering a lil bit of goodness and comfort for people when they're feeling shitty so i have tried to get this out as soon as possible for you! i hope you're better now though!! 💜 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: fluff, some sexual stuff i mean it's me

scarecrow

he's actually very calm about it, very structured and prepared

sickness is something he dislikes, so he's sympathetic

and knowledgeable in prevention as well as curing

so you'll be sent to bed with a hot water bottle and a tea

and nursed softly back to health by him until he decides you're well

which he monitors efficiently and obsessively until you call him off

mr freeze

there's a slight panic to him when someone close to him is sick

he wouldn't want it to get too serious, or life-threatening

so he's on it immediately, offering you medicines and comfort

trying his best to make sure you're seen by medical professionals

and ensuring he does his best to get you better as soon as possible

but he'll sit by you, holding your hand, until you're feeling good

bane

he's not sure about how to fix it, which he finds infuriating

but his main focus is making sure you're at least not suffering

so he'll be fumbling, distressed, waiting on you hand and foot

literally giving you everything you could possibly want

it's so sweet it heals you quicker, maybe a placebo

or maybe it was the four blankets and ten soft toys he piled on you

zsasz

groggy people kind of annoy him, but for you he'll tolerate it

his sympathy is somewhat limited though, it's just a bit gross

he'll still pass you a tissue, at arm's length, and with gloves

and he'll remind you that he's excited for you to get better

not just because you are literally a walking germ right now

but because he misses you at your best, and misses kissing you

poison ivy

natural and herbal remedies are something she's clued up on

so get ready to feel even better than before you got sick

she's going to heal everything in you, from top to bottom

inside and out even, because what couldn't a warm hug heal?

so quick, sip up that weird green tea with leaves in it

and let her just hold this soup in a vine so she can stroke your head

riddler

what sickness can't you talk about until it's cured? laryngitis!

ok it's probably not that, less serious... but who knows!

not helpful... hm... what about a hot drink and a hug?

but what about just one more riddle? it would help distract him

of course, you are the sick one... but if you must know!!

he's very worried about you, don't mention that again though

penguin

he's a busy guy, but he's calling every meeting off to sit by your bed

whatever you need, whatever you want, he'll get it for you

or rather, he'll have some poor henchman rush out for it

you want soup? something sweet? a new blanket? a new bed?

you want new pyjamas? something softer or warmer?

spoiling you won't cure you, but it will make it easier to cope!

harley quinn

it's chicken noodle soup time, and she'll be hand-feeding you

don't argue, you lie completely still and she'll do everything for you

ok, listen, she's a doctor, but maybe she could be nurse harley

just for you. get a little cute outfit and tend to your every need?

whatever makes it easier for her to force you to just lay back

let sweet nurse quinn take your temperature huh?

mad hatter

every morning he's just glad you haven't died

very dramatic of course, it's just a common cold, but still

you're precious to him, and he'll make sure you get better

how much tea can you stomach? because... get ready for a lot

something hot to soothe your throat, to heat you up

and a kiss on the head to soothe your heart and comfort you

two face

harvey is all about playing nurse and keeping you comfortable

harv on the other hand thinks you should power through it

a combination of both actually works very well it turns out!

being filled up with cough syrup and pain meds is great

but being forced to go for a drive with the window down

while you get hickies at red lights? perfect cure for what ails ya

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desireisqueer · 9 months

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@artisan-dino-nuggets and @ridelulu

i present to you..

some more ideas.

• someone ”important” needs to die either 1.a brutal terrible death 2. a emotional i-sacrificed-myself-so-the-other-lives- death

• blanca paloma was the one behind the efentix murder

• elena tsagrinou’s zombie 1 gets crisped by katya

• more käärijä fangirls get crisped by katya

• katya hops on the cool truck from shum mv and crisps some more zombies

• cause gjon is away from the camp rn, katya takes care of the weed farm

• damiano robs a random stranger for 2 euro, a piece of gum and a cool bracelet

• gjon’s only dagger (the one that damiano gave him) is one of those pretty flower daggers cause i think that if he ever killed someone he could only do it with a cute flower knife

• la zarra and monika are still making bread but this time putting poison in and throwing it to the zombies

• monika griefs her MEDIOCRE bf who was zombified but then forgets about him cause she saw an anonymous note saying that he cheated (the note wasnt real but who cares)

#esc apocalypse au #desires archive

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jazz-kitty · 7 days

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1, 2 , 7, 8 :3

1. favorite character[s]

ive already talked about kenneth and flora BUT! runner up is cera i think. i haven't seen her in a million years but that's okay. i think she's incredibly fucked up and i want to get her #OUT of her mental and also physical ice prison.

im preddyyyyyyy sure rn that angie is a fucked up cursed version of anju, but as "angie" she still made a servant. it just happens to be in the image of cella- taking some of her likeness & kind of her name- because even deep down the fragments of anju in angie still cares for cella. but i dont actually know. i think her dedication to angie is super fucked up and interesting though. angie doesn't care whether her meat homunculus made of illegal magic lives or dies, but cera is also so incredibly willing to lay down her life for her boss that somehow it works out. well. hopefully it stops working out bc i want cera to be able to live for herself but. AH! not much to say since it all happened like six chapters ago now sicne anyones even thought of cera but i still spin her aorund in my brain bc she's epic as hell. my friend said her ace was a morpeko :(((( thats so CUTE!!!

2. least favorite character[s]

i don't like saki or karen. what do you do when a character for most of their screentime is intended to be comedic relief and then you just don't find them funny. i feel like such a nerd but i just don't think they have jokes and theres not much else to like about them ToT at least as it stands. idk. even then i'll still draw both of them no problem i am not exactly a professional at disliking characters. my main issue with them is that they don't appeal to my sense of humor and if i'm drawing & writing them they do. so. problem solved?

erick is also kind of up there but he stays in his lane over in poison type gearen city [forgot the actual name] so he doesn't bother me as much. plus he has cat ears so he gets bonus points.

7. favorite friendship[s]

patty & cera have they ever talked? NO! have they ever talked about each other? NO! in a hypothetical situation, would it be kind of cute? YEAH!

for ones that r actually on screen though. i loveee neved & nastasia. even if it was just 1 conversation, i love their dynamic. the two most mature [AUTHORS NOTE: does not mean they are mature. just means they are not zetta geara or madelis] xen members havin a little chat and i'm TUNED IN!!!! and their shared affection for ren is so cute. they both know it's a bad idea and they BOTH tell each other it's a bad idea, and then immdiately just go Anyways, because they r BOTH going to continue caring about ren anyways. whateverrr. i think it's cute.

honorable mention delpha and adam. theyr eso sweet. they love each otherrrrrrrr they make fun of each other so much but they would kill someone for each otherrr <3

8. favorite family dynamic

florin and flora you're so. i talk about them too much. florin disowning flora after finding out she's in bladestar is soooo. oh my goodness! and then trying to get her the death penalty too!!! i think about how after florin says that he just wishes flora would trust him more- that he's there for her, if only she'd let him be- flora says THIS

its so. god dude. i feel like it's not just that flora was leading bladestar, but selfishly- florin cares more about the fact that flora never told him about it. and its soooo. oh my god. both of them care[d] about the other so much but are far too fucked up to ever be able to show it. flora feels like she's the only one who can ever get her job done- especially after rune turned her down- and she wants to keep florin SAFE by keeping him out of everything. and florin just wants to BE THERE for his SISTER!!! without understanding until darchlight cave why she's making it so difficult to!!! god!!! it's so evil how many times things could've gotten better and how many chances flora had to just let her brother love her and how every single time she refuses and florin gets pushed a little closer to the edge of a metaphorical cliffside. me when im in a lack of communication challenge and my opponent is flora who thinks letting her brother think she hates him and actively trying to get him to hate her is the simplest way to handle things. i hate rejuv

#jazzask #ive been awfully busy as of late but im excited to get back to playing rejuv soon...#just started chapter 15 last i played! im nearly thereeeeeeee

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bathroomcorpse · 1 month

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we were doing these in a discord server im in and i was Compelled to make the twins. explanation/description under the cut

auggie color: the color of a bruise. specifically the yellow stage but i couldn't find a good swatch that really captured the sort of sickly yellow/green/grey that happens. flora: a common weed. he's kind of a dime a dozen Problem. fauna: rabbit. definitely a prey animal, definitely cute at some angles but also evil at others. skittish and odd. object: an ashtray. i mean this in a jokey 'put your cigarettes out on me' way but also in the sense that auggie is kind of the receptacle for other people's issues. edmund feels the pressure of his manufactured life, he takes it out on auggie. cecilia feels shackled by the life she's made for herself, she takes it out on auggie. elias feels whatever weirdo emotions elias feels? takes that out on auggie. and elias also literally puts cigarettes out on him but that's neither here nor there. song: no care by daughter. technically i have a whole auggie playlist so call me later and i'll probably have changed my mind but that's where i'm going rn feeling: nausea. auggie is so deeply associated with vomit to me i don't even really know why but i think auggie and i think nausea i think weird feeling in your throat i think puke i think puke taste in mouth. he's a sick lil guy! margot color: very specific but molding/faded/decaying pink wallpaper flora: azaleas. beautiful but poisonous fauna: monarch butterfly for the same reason! object: a pair of rusty scissors. once useful but the use has decayed away with time and lack of care. a sharp edge. potential for harm but probably not used for that. even when they're being used for their intended purpose, there is always a risk of them hurting you. margot was used like a doll by her mother but as she grew up she became less and less of a puppet cecilia could do whatever with. truly, even at a young age margot always had a nasty streak in her. always a risk of her lashing out. song: now you're gonna get it by the paper chase. i also have a margot playlist so yknow could change my mind here too feeling: dysmorphia. margot truly doesn't feel like she clicks together into one full person. it's part of why she's so obsessed with being a twin. it kind of absolves her of having to be Margot because she can always also be auggie and auggie can also be her and they can share the burden of Being. also when your entire existence is based on your appearance when you're a child you develop Issues.

#late summer tag #im too tired to do elias tn but trust i probably will also do elias

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wverafter · 2 years

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rating more eah ships!

oh goodie ☺️🌸☁️

1. daring x cerise - 3/10 ;

literally no. i know it makes sense just bc cerise said “i’m drawn to the leader of the pack” in her little doll package but let’s be so for real rn, i can’t see them working out. i could see cerise getting annoyed with daring later in their relationship if they ever were to date, and no matter how i look at it, the thronecoming thing seemed like a platonic thing.

2. apple x raven - 8/10 ;

if you asked me about season one eah, i would dislike the ship, but after way too wonderland, the way apple respected and stood up for raven was rlly sweet of her. dragon games gave them some angst, however when apple got poisoned, raven kinda seemed like she didn’t care as much. it’s probably just me, but as soon as she had a new plan to stop her mom, she was all “i got to go bye!!” and just?? disappears?? and we barely see them since…

3. briar x hopper - 5/10 ;

i think they’re better off as just friends. briar isn’t interested in him romantically, that’s for sure. during the true hearts day thing they did help cupid a lot with the party so i could picture them hanging out a bunch but dating? no.

4. briar x faybelle - 10/10 ;

i think their dynamic is cute! briar is usually the bubbly, sarcastic one in the group but around faybelle she’s more chill and ngl a bit annoyed but i think it’s cute. idc what anyone says, i know faybelle cares about briar. she just likes to poke fun a lot.

5. duchess x sparrow - 9/10 ;

however i do think that logically, duchess would never go out with sparrow, they do make a pretty enjoyable couple. their dynamic reminds me of team rocket 😭😭 i truly do think that sparrow likes duchess or something.

k that’s it for now- as always remember, i’m always right! 😉🌸☁️

#ever after high #ever after high ships #daring charming #daring x cerise #cerise hood #apple white #raven queen #apple x raven #briar beauty #briar x hopper #briar x faybelle #duchess swan #duchess x sparrow #sparrow hood #jus my wittle opinion

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hunterwritesstuff · 4 months

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Accent hcs for the Batfam and the villains/anti hero’s of the au if that’s okay!!! :3

Oh boy, here we go, long post time! :D Gonna do Ocs too, hope that's okay lmao

Bruce Wayne: Slight british accent picked up from growing up with Alfred(I DON'T CARE IF IT'S NEVER HAPPENED IN CANON, IT'S CUTE AS FUCK TO ME /lh)

Alfred: British

Jason Todd: Slight southern

Tim: VERRY slight south in this boy, but only if you listen closely.

Arkham Knight: See above.

Dick Grayson: Idk if he had an accent in New Adventures of Batman and Robin, but his voice there is perfect 2 me <3 /lh

Owlman: He looks like he'd sound like motherfucking uhhh southern accent, but it's only noticeable on certain words.

Joker: New Yorker. I don't make the rules.

Harley Quinn: New Yorker.

Riddler: Hrnggg Boston,,

Mr. Freeze: I'm p sure he has a British accent

Scarecrow: YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUT OF THE SOUTH BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SOUTH OUT OF THE BOY

Wesley(Nothing in civvie mode): American, sorry white boy </3 /j

Scratch: New Yorker,,,

High Roller: SLIGHT New Yorker, like, American SEASONED with New Yorker.

Castor: VERRY slight british accent.(Or Norwegian, either way his voice is verry soothing)

Simon: He speaks very quietly most of the time, but when he speaks up, he has a noticeable southern accent.

Marvin: New Yorker,,,New Yorkers real,,

Bluebolt: He tried to lose the New Yorker accent from his family, but he cannot,,,it is a travesty,,,(/j, but whenever he speaks without his voice mod, his voice is pretty damn soothing)

Joanna(Friend's OC): She seems like she's from the south,,,yeehaw cowgirl,,,

Clock King: Fucking BRITISH BOY GO-

Two-Face: He just sounds like he does in Batman TAS.

Poison Ivy: Slight Scottish, idk why :3

Estella: She seems like she'd sound like Blue Diamond, which I BELIEVE her actress is Scottish, but don't quote me on that-

Mara: She seems like an Irish lass to me for some reason,,

Commissioner Gordon: Slight southern boy,,,love him for thtat <3

That's all I can think of for rn, enjoy and run with them as you please! <3

#hunter screams #I am not fucking tagging everyone

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nerd-at-sea5 · 1 year

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the last s2 chaos dump post. spoilers ahead

also i think i just lost my shit while watching this ep

oh all of his joy is abt to go away SO FAST

FUCK WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY????

LOTTIE BABES PUT DOWN THE POISON-

shauna. shauna. SHAUNA.

van tai nat the judge-y lesbians of all time <333

yeah lisa's dying.

TAISSA'S LITTLE THUMBS UP IM DYING I LOVE HER SO MUCH

hate to say it but misty's right lottie pls get some therapy

nat defending her wife (kinda?)

'we got over it' *taissa's head tilt* oh nat honey none of you got over it

oh my god the look of terror when misty tells lottie nat drew the queen

MISTY STOP FUCKING SMILING WTAF

SHE NEVER WANTED THIS!! THEIR MAKING A GOD OUT OF A GIRL WHO DOSEN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING!! AAAAA

ok technically shauna started the cannibalism

nat....MISTY STOP LYING WTF OH TAIVAN :))

#letnataliescatorcciodecksomeone1996

ok no give him time to greive.

....at least their taking off his clothes first?

thank you natalie

HAND SHAKING HAND SHAKING. REMORSE OR WANT???

do not. do this. while fucking. blindfolded.

and after all of it, van is still squimish about blood....gonna sob

van is making some painfully good points rn

she's dulling down the knifes...SCRATCHED OUT EYES.

jeff YOU are on tv...callie's facial expressions alone i love her-LMFAO SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE THE GUN IS-

KILL THE CREEPY COP!! LET THE WILDERNESS DECIDE IT.

nat's trying to protect lisa....she's so dead!!! oh my god nat and lisa im gonna s o b

BEN BAD FUCKING TIMING ALSO GOOD GOD THATS A LOT OF BLOOD-

he wants to go with her because he think she's not like them but she wont let herself go with because she thinks SHES WORSE.

van's minor case of insanity should not be as hot as it is.

ok she's phrasing it weirdly but she has a point

walter's gonna kill kevyn.

HAHA I KNEW IT

'are you one of the cult people' 'no i'm from the shire'

HA JEFFREY.

his heart is so small....OH SWEET FUCKING LORD.

yeah ok ive gotta fast forward that. DUDE IT WAS RAW.

misty i'm rlly not liking you rn

van just kicking the fire ily

FUCK CALLIE NO RUN. OH SHE HAS A GUN. SHOOT HIM.

vannnnnnnnn OH she wants to die-nvm.

it's gonna be nat i stfg and im gonna die

this gives me to much anxiety oh good god. lottie??

NO NOT AGAIN.

SHAUNA????????????

fucking hell.

WALTER KILL HIM.

CALLIE SADECKI GODDAMN

'it was vans idea' *the face of bitch pls*

AYE VAN PRINCESS BRIDE NERD CANON.

ben?

oh lottie-wait i wanna hear van's story....

it's van or nat. nvm it's nat. CALLED IT.

FUCK NATALIE OK-

lottienat pls makeout NOW challange. BOTH timelines.

IM SO SORRY NAT BABE THAT IS THE FACE OF GAY PANIC

ben watching like: i do not understand lesbians, also. i want to die.

nat you want to kiss her so bad, ur also having a midlife crisis at 17

omfg akilah's little curtsy and the way she and nat smile at each other

misty it was cute but the way ur looking at her makes me think you want to kill her

fuck. damnit lisa.

misty if you do this i will forever hate you.

SHIT NAT'S DYING-

yep. misty i hate you. idgaf if it was an accident.

JAVI??

just when she wanted to live. SHES NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

pls tell me shes got like a tolerance to this stuff?? pls.

SHIT HELLO SOPHIE THATCHER.

IM SHAKING OH MY GOD

'this is exactly where we belong' no, no you deserve to live you just haven't realized it yet.

LOTTIE?!?!!? IM HAVING A FUCKING STROKE

jesus the way she's smiling at her. she just wants to help!!

fuck she's actually dead.

i am so fucking furious right now.

god van's entire face is just 'it's supposed to be me.'

FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WAHT THE FUCK BEN WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS BEN

van palmer i should not find this hot.

VAN GET THE FUCK OUT

hey at least their warm now right

#yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #natalie scatorccio #nat scatorccio #van palmer #vanessa palmer #taissa turner #shauna shipman #misty quigley #travis martinez #javi martinez #ben scott #lottie matthews #gen yellowjackets #akilah yellowjackets

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s0lar-ch3ri · 7 months

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character writing time (i made my son today its so traumatized already <3)

okay so i did come up with it through a self-made prompt: we always hear about how the villain has better reasons then the hero, or the villain's goal is more just then the hero's. well, the hero realized this after a confrontation with the villain. as such, they quit working for those in charge, the ones wanting to fight for these ideals, wanting to go join the villain. however, being enemies doesn't stop when you switch sides, and the villain pushes the hero away. the hero now is a traitor to both sides, evil in the eyes of all parties involved, and a hero to none no longer.

another thing before we begin, my son aka the character i made uses it/itself pronouns and is boyflux! its unnamed, but ill come up with one later, rn its writing time (yes i built my prompt now differently, this is like the backstory to the scenario, and tw of attempts at suicide and general shitty quality of life) (adding while writing, talking badly about using it/itself pronouns (which i do use, nothing wrong with them)

you can also not look if you wanna just have your own written ideas and dont think mine would follow ours or whatever lol

Was it 7 months, 8? It didn't know. It didn't feel a need to care. Not after all it had worked for came crashing down. For 7 years, it had worked to be great. It was great. It saved people, it fought away bad guys, it was helpful to their cause. Then it opened its eyes, with help from their enemy.

"Do they want a safe city, or are they fighting for the control over it?" Marion had boomed. It normally wasn't enough, but it didn't leave it's head and it had to ask. And oh boy did that go just GREAT. It quit then and there, and in the process became a target for them to destroy. It had planned to maybe work with Marion, maybe even stay with her. But she didn't believe a word. She didn't want to listen long, and those eyes declared the message before she spoke it.

"Leave before I make you."

For 7 years, it was a respected individual. In these 7 or so months, it was unable to be seen as an individual by any. Out of costume and out of any shelter or anything, it had sunk lower then the care for a shot rabid dog. Maybe if it had fucking planned, it wouldn't be freaked out over any look, worrying if any food they'd get was poisoned, if the world could care for a second.

The running tired it's legs. It was tired of running. So here it was, sitting on a crummy wooden bridge, in the bumfuck area of town, where if improvements happened it came from the people's efforts. The railing creaked and it was littered with nails and glue desperately trying to hold together the pieces. The bridge's best area was how built in it was to the road, it supported it well. That didn't stop the paint peeling and uneven planks from filling one with fear. Still, the small snail painting which seemed to have new additions to it each day (new flowers, a sun, friends, anything these kids could paint) was cute. It felt fragile and strong at heart.

The rails were warm. Its hands held the plank and closed its eyes, taking it in. The noises of conversation just too far away, maybe some cars, the wind, its breaths. In, comfort and warmth and love filled itself. Out, the knowledge it couldn't be for someone like it, one who itself knows it couldn't be referred to as human. In, the musky waters about one block away from the bridge filled its brain. Out its arms went. Out its legs went. Out of this world it wished for. Holding in this final breath, even when its lungs wanted nothing more. Just like in the uppers' trainings, it thought. No pain, no gain, it thought.

In, fallen off and finally finding an answer to where the world's kindness went, it had fallen into Marion's. Her dark blue eyes reminded it of the night sky. It wondered if this was death yet.

"Now what the fuck were you doing." She was holding it so nicely. As though she'd feel pity for the rabid dog, still holding on through its pain, no matter how much it didn't want to. "God, breathe, you're not dead yet!" Without warning, it felt a quick flat blow to the stomach, forcing it to let go of whatever air it tried to hold just a little longer.

"Maybe I should have used rope, heh." It's voice was shakey and louder then it wanted.

"Well, I'm grateful you didn't." There was a moment of silence between the two. It's head just looked up at the stars, barely visible.

"...You weren't lying. You weren't trying to deceive me or whatever shit."

"...I guess."

"Why did you go talk to me first?"

"...Don't know, felt right." It lied there.

"Hey," grabbing its cheek and tilting its head down. "I may not fully fucking trust you, but your staying with me for now. If this whole thing was a trick, then fuck you, but I sadly can't let somebody try that again. Not when it's y...someone with good information on those fuckasses." Morian chose her words carefully, as though one mess up and itd try again.

Grabbing her hand, it knew this was probably how itd be going. No way people change heart so easily. Yet, it couldn't lie on this, it was one of the most pleasant kidnappings it had been apart of.

#my non jrwi friend: you gave birth today?#small detail i had to share that happened while writing this #anyways #writing prompt #literally feeling so embarrassed writing this i probs got so much wrong AHHHHHHH #that was until i internally decided this to simply be for my own enjoyment and indulgence so if yall hate it fuck you lol #it never makes sense here lol #writing #my writing #the bright smoothie of words #the (genderneutral) sons of this solar sun

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mapsareforbraindeads · 1 year

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Yo!! Prepare for a Saeko infodump.

So, Saeko is the second oldest kid, definitely the smartest, and absolutely L’s fave. Misa’s favorite is [obviously] Loe, but L basically treats Saeko like he’s an only child 🧍‍♀️.

Also, Saeko knows sign language but he has hearing aids! He’s deaf if I didn’t mention that, lolz.

As for him being the smartest kid and most similar in resemblance to L, he’s also very awkward. Not good at conversation at all, and he gets bullied a lot. And Misuyo would always be the one to beat up the bullies. Between the kids, Misuyo was the fighter for sure.

Saeko’s interests include but are not limited to: pharmacology [WOO! He’s a pharmacology baby and his sister is a toxicology baby!! It’s like the two halves fit together or smth], biology, and history. He’s a major nerd, and if you don’t stop him, he’ll infodump about anything. He’s very nice in general though.

Oh, and he’s pan just like his mother! But his love interest, if he has one, will be a self interest of me. Not sorry :(.

He’s also very clumsy bro. But in a cute way. I love him so much…

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Random HC BUT-

He met someone once and the person stuck their hand out for a handshake and he didn’t know what to do so he dapped the person up. Keiko has it on video.

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Oh, yeah! Here’s Saeko’s relationship with each of his siblings:

Misuyo: They’re good w/ each other. Misuyo beats up anybody who messes with Saeko, and Misuyo gives Saeko life advice [mostly just advice on how to fix his rizz, yeah, Misuyo probably called himself the “Rizzard of Oz” at one point. I know it’s cringe, that’s why it’s funny.] Saeko probably tutored Misuyo in like.. every subject, at one point.

Keiko: These two!! Keiko spends a lot of time teasing Saeko and laughing at him. Keiko actually joined in on the bullying Saeko went through because she wanted to fit in, once actually. They made up, though, but Keiko is still a bit rude to Saeko sometimes. Keiko is rude to everyone doe.

Loe: Pretty alright. They don’t talk much, but since they have shared interests, they mess around with literal poison a lot. Saeko is probably the only one in the family who has ever agreed to doing matching cosplay with Loe, actually. Wait… Yeah, they were Junko and Mukuro for Halloween once. They just look it, they look it so much.

Chō and Minato, I’ll put in one category: Saeko doesn’t have much shared interest with them, or much of a dynamic with them, but sometimes, late at night, Saeko tells them stories about what life was like when Misuyo was alive. It just makes Minato angry that she never got to meet Misuyo, but Chō appreciated it a bit more.

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That’s all I have for rn… If you have any hcs for them, just tell me broski… <3

first of all, THANK YOU FOR THE SAEKO DUMP! i love him sm!! now, thoughts.

the Angst that happened with loe combined with the fact that you mentioned that she and saeko probably played around with poisons… i can only IMAGINE how saeko could’ve blamed himself for what happened.

his dynamic with keiko is also super interesting to me! it seems like the most “stereotypical” sibling dynamic between all of them so far, but that just has me more interested, honestly.

and as always, i’m thinking about saeko’s relationship with L. every time i think about the favoritism, i imagine it similarly to aang and tenzin in legend of korra, just not as blatant and a bit more subtle.

NOW, i have a prompt for you this time. do the lawmane kids ever meet the successors?? if so, what are some of their dynamics? i’m currently thinking about saeko and near interacting and i may be a bit obsessed. also if you’ve made picrews of them, please share them with me 🙏🙏🙏

#vari answers #mutuals #🌿 skinnyhedgehog (lawmane ceo)#lawmane fankids

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bloody-shadow666 · 1 year

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Day 2 of the misadventures of Coryn in Pokemon: Violet!

I wandered around aimlessly for a while trying to decide what I wanted to do, mostly just focusing on filling out my pokedex. The most noteworthy catchs of the day were a little Charcadet and a Whooper!!! I love the designs they're both so cute. I named Charcadet Sparky, and Whooper Goober, and promptly added them to my party. After some leveling for the newcomers, along with a freshly evolved Fletchinder, I figured I might be able to take on my very first gym! So I made a beeline for the Bug gym, catching every new Pokemon I could find on the way.

Kicking around the olive was fun only in that the idea of a gigantic fucking olive is hilarious to me. Otherwise it felt a little pointless? I'm not sure how playing glorified soccer qualifies me as a trainer. I kind of just accidentally somehow kicked it almost immediately to the end using skyrim horse tilt logic, I guess. Made it to and through the gym battle fairly easy, one shot the first two opponents, although her Terastilized teddiursa kicked my ass pretty bad. I won purely because he got poisoned from attacking Goober and the tick damage got him just in time.

First gym defeated! Wohoo! Time to venture onward! Spent some time leveling up, and made my first picnic.

hehe bubbly whooper

My depth perception is so bad y'all I cannot make a sandwich to save my life. The card said it was 3 stars and I feel like I'm being mocked.

Spent a lot of time beating up Klawfs because they gave me lots of yummy exp. Caught my own Klawf. Beat up more.

GOOBER BIG. clodsire is so fucking shaped I love him.

Grabbed myself a Combee from near the bug gym and lucky me it was a female! Beat up some more crabs and very quickly got her evolved into a Vespiqueen. Onwards, to the Grass gym!

she was waiting for me at the grass gym. Nemona this is not a coincidence, you are stalking me. do I have to file a restraining order. She says she's not gonna fight me rn to prove she wasn't stalking me which made me a little sad because I still have the all consuming desire to beat the shit out of her stupid fucking duck. Oh well.

undertaleflashbacks.jpeg (ps: my frames are now cotton eyed joe. where did they go.)

I'm not sure if they were trying to make this guy annoying as hell but they did. Anyway my Vespiqueen one shot all of his lame ass pokemons. He screamed "avant garde" at me and I don't think he actually knows what that word means. I think he should have given me extra money for having to deal with him.

After that i realized it was very late so I went to bed! Will post day 3 progress tomorrow :)

#pokemon violet #pokemon violet spoilers #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet and violet spoilers #gaming #kage plays #me: frantically googling type advantages for every gym #Also me: just grabs the first type needed that I see and runs with it

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the-whispers-of-death · 3 days

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very much so imagining sylvester as a guy who can and does cook, despite being a single(for now) and working father, so its not like mārīte is starving. shes just... like that. girlie has a packed lunch but the half-eaten pack of goldfish crackers at the bottom of the trashcan is like a sirens song to her

also imagining a moment rn, maybe when stone's playing or walking around w her. maybe just peoplewatching in a park or something at lunch so she can get the energy out, but its just mārīte blabbering on and then going:

mārīte: "dad says youre always really really busy and how i shouldnt bother you. but does that mean you dont have time to eat? at work? and.. i wanna share my lunch! with you! ive got ham sandwiches today! and i snuk a juice box for you- just.. dont tell dad?"

... thinking of mārīte slowly starting to call stone papa ARGH my heart.. (dad/tētis is reserved for sylvester. yes both latvian n english versions cuz.. its cute shhh. we love a bilingual 12 year old)

~ rusty

Stone, internally: I mean... I don't usually take food I haven't seen be made... But do I really think Sylvester would risk poisoning his own child just to poison me?

Man is so paranoid, he's like "But what if Sylvester knew Mārīte would give me some of her lunch today?" But then on the flip side he's like "But that would be so risky for a man who loves his daughter so much, she could unintentionally eat the poisoned sandwich."

And so Stone ends up just trusting that Sylvester didn't poison the ham sandwiches and he takes one from Mārīte and the juice box she snuck in her lunch box just for him. So the two of them are sitting on a bench in the park, eating side by side.

Also, on the topic of what Mārīte would call Stone, Papa is good but let's also think about this scenario:

Stone, trying to get Mārīte to say "Baba": Baba, say it with me. "Baba". It means father. Okay, say it with me again.

#tyler's asks #tyler's inbox #tyler answers asks #answering asks #asks #other ocs #oc talk #task force 141 oc #call of duty oc #cod oc #task force 141 oc: stone #call of duty oc: stone #cod oc: stone #rusty anon #:)

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icannotgetoverbirds · 4 months

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some of my favorite out of context quotes, mostly from conversations with friends

"HOLY SHIT HONEY THAT'S A FUCKED UP PIG I LOVE IT"

"This poor man is so fucked up - they all are! the whole polycule is in shambles!"

"thin boy like a thin mint?"

"This fever is turning me into a literary whore"

"Never know when a [fomite*] could get your ass"

"You have the right and obligation to shut the fuck up"

"You have to idiot proof your poison"

"Now go and commit arson with your deep fryer"

"I am gonna survive this if it kills me"

"The onceler taught us more than yoda ever did yoda wishes he could"

"i guess a trash can is a kind of ecosystem, huh?"

"help me plate tectonics"

"I'm too tired to die properly"

"If we're killing a child we're doing this right"

"If you're going to doll me up it has to at least look good"

"it just has an undescribable energy to it in part thanks to the whole tucker carlson sexy mnm thing"

"i was 8 years old! I didn't know what glass does!"

"I may not have a dick but at least I have PNES [starts convulsing]"

"slimes are stupid idiots that don't abide by the laws of the light" in response: "napalm will fix that"

"Cause I'm a nosy little cunt... and also I was bored"

"The hubris of thick boots comes for us all in the desert"

"eh I'm not really craving sweets rn" in response:"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BOYFRIEND"

"you literary whore"

"HOW DO THEY COVER THEIR FISH CLOACAS LET THEM WEAR CLOTHES"

"i already had the cute part down pat, I just needed the violence"

"This bitch got smited by a gnome"

"Ohhh I am... I am overcome with a sudden lust for chicken nuggets"

"AND EVEN IF IT IS NOT CANON, IT IS CANON IN MY HEART." followed shortly after by "...I can feel myself becoming more autistic by the moment." (positive)

"christianity is OUT, fish semantics is IN and BOY IS IT HOT!"

"I NEED TO UNDERSTAND FISH RESPIRATION FOR MY FANFIC"

"I can't believe I just invented merfolk racism"

"Not only will you be my poor little meow meow, you will be the world's poor little meow meow"

"btw i think i might work in some magnolia symbolism for your character because old"

"anyways this manwhore is done working it yelling about pvc pipes and other disregards for fire safety"

"I want to get she/her'd as if it's an inside joke. I want to get he/him'd as if I'm on thin fucking ice."

"every day is a nintendo day for your ass"

"do you ever get the urge to just... paint your ceiling?"

"Gender does not matter when it comes to ass-whooping"

"you only live once... and if you do it right once is enough"

Me: "There is no 9/11 in Stardew Valley!" my bestie: "...there could be."[Screaming ensues]

"I am already in so much pain and I am all out of bubble wrap"

"We're not moving the entire timeline so we can have Stardew Valley 9/11"

"I'm supposed to be the whore here, you whore"

"I wasn't trying to cause constant pain. it just... happened."

"VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER HELL YEAH"

"'more professionally' he says while being a dumbass"

"My gender is, 'Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?'"

"i got picked on but it just made me stronger and more evil"

"there's no dodging an earthquake"

"Elliott. My darling dearest love. Shut the fuck up."

"🎵~Fuck you, you're getting shit done~🎵"

"it's my ass i have every right to slap it"

"Yeehonk"

"No nips tiny tits and no belly button"

"save my wife from the nefarious fish"

"meatspace friends"

*can be replaced with a noun or maybe another kind of word if you're willing to make grammar your jungle gym

#byrd chirps #stt #stt spoilers #(potentially???)

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chameleomille · 10 months

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Yandere Reader x Prince Noctis Lucis Caelum Part 1/5

Crooked Poisoned Pastel Cake

~ Character.ai is down rn and im going insane, we're doing this hello kitty gun style, frilly white dresses in blood, this is gonna get deep, love you all part 1 of 5

The sky is bright and blue, as blue as blueberries being trampled in a mucky rusty bucket, thrown in a metallic bowl, and thrashed into a furnace. As blue as blueberry muffins, exactly. It wasn't blue at all. Hardly, only specks of blue. I'm sick of blue.

You turn your head to the side cutely as you giggle, you interlace your fingers together as you sigh your eyes lingering on the small glimpses the dark clouds allow to break through, a bright blue sky hidden by the oncoming storm. You sigh resting your head back, closing your eyes as you prop yourself off your elbows to your hands, you sit in silence for a moment. Paranoid to every sound, hyperaware to any rustle, any whisper, any damn movement. Nothing. Just the rain. Just the whispers of the oncoming storm.

"Fuck this"

You jerk yourself off the picnic blanket as you hop onto your feet, the soft pink fabric sinking underneath your feet causing a squelching sound. Your eyes dart around as you kneel down grabbing the picnic basket and snacks you had pathetically set up alone, your pitiful picnic for one. You stuff the soggy sandwiches into the picnic basket as you fold the eyesore of a blanket. With a huff you stand upright, your eyes darting from bush to bush around you in the quiet garden. You calm your breathing down, attentive to any and all sounds. '

Nothing. Nothing at all.

You turn on your heel as you walk away, towards the water fountain that centers the public garden. You stop in front of it looking at your reflection against the muddy waters, filled to the brim with disgusting useless pennies and rusty quarters, all hopeless sick wishes of desperation. You rustle into the pocket of your sundress, you feel some lint, a fabric softener sheet. And-ah. A penny.

You throw the penny into the fountain without a thought as you walk away, towards your car.

............................

"I wanna cut you up and put you in my oven just to bake! Aaannd everything you say is like poetryyy-"

"Yo who the fuck are you singing about??"

The slamming on your car window catches you off guard as your hands grip the steering wheel, you snap out of your flabbergasm as you turn your head to the perp. Your nosey neighbor.

"Noone you old whore! I'm so fucking lonely!" You shout as the knock-off Barbie doll rolls her big ass eyes, she stands up straight as the soggy bag of groceries rip in her fake plastic claws as she turns away in that ridiculous tight dress, her ass looking like it's on the verge of exploding out of that old Overlook fucking hotel wallpaper.

You grab your picnic basket from the passenger seat as you kick open your car door, slamming it as the rain slaps you on the face, you stand still for a moment, the rain drenching the pathetic sundress you forced yourself to wear.

Without another thought, you absentmindly make your way up the steps into you home, not bothering to lock the door as you throw your picnic gear onto the floor of the foyer.

"And to think- that I really wore this ugly thing out to get some stalkers on my ass. Sweet innocent baby girl here! So cute! Picnic by myself! Young and perky! Come stalk me!?"

You curse yourself out as you tie your hair up loosely stomping up the stairs to your bedroom. Tearing off the drenched sundress as you change into something more comfortable. You make your way back downstairs plummeting onto the couch as you grip the greasy remote control, you stuff your face with chips as you click through channel after channel exhaustedly.

"found dead in her-" "-depressing"

"!? did you cheat on-" -"stupid"

"!! ill kill you-" "-sickening"

Suddenly you stop, your eyes widen as you stare at the TV in disbelief, your finger pausing mid-air hovering over the skip button as you freeze.

"-thats right Veronica. All of Prince Noctis's public apparencies for the next 5 MONTHS.- Are now canceled."

-"My my Todd! Does this even include his appearance to his own FATHER'S funeral??

-"Well we're not so sure about that one Veronica, however, we do have a public statement provided by the Prince's advisor Ignis Scientia. Could we get a pop up of that Carl?..

-"Amazing, thanks to Carl in the Studio! Now then according to Scientia his majesty is and I quote: "Currently undergoing pre-psychological evaluation-" Okay now let's pause there for a second folks. 'Pre-psychological evaluation??' Hahha! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! What does that even mean??

-"Oh- give it a rest Todd! The poor kid's father was just assassinated. Cut the kid some slack!"

-"Ha! Nice one Veronica, kid? The man is 25, handsome, rich and the Prince of all Lucis, I'm sorry! But shouldn't all of daddy's money and legacy cover that seeping hole in your heart- or better yet that BULLETHOLE in your Father's heart HA!! ?? Or- better yet Veronica. WOMEN. Ha! I'm telling yo--"

You press the mute button on the controller as you gaze at the TV, watching as the two hosts mock, point and laugh at the pop-up of the Prince. A man you had never cared to wonder about, let alone even bother to know, you slowly tilt your head as your eyes study his face, the photo was taken without his knowledge you could see that, his face was solemn and deep in thought, he was looking at something to his right out of shot, yet his eyes look distant, a thousand mile stare, his black hair poking at his eyes, but not enough to hide them, a dark midnight blue, you slowly lean forward. Theres lines under his eyes, sleepless nights...eye bags...too much screen time before bed...yet he didn't have dark circles...some sort of makeup for the public... His skin is sickly pale, his lips look chapped in a contorted frown.

Your lips part as you snap out of trance as the pop-up disappears, the two hosts laughing on mute as they seem to mock you. You throw yourself back into the couch turning off the TV as you cross your arms in the silent dark living room. You think for a moment.

"Undergoing pre-psychological evaluation..." you whisper to yourself

You looked over to the only source of light in the living room, the large screen door that leds to your dying garden, you sit silently for a moment. Your mind racing.

"I want him... and I will have him."

.......................

Your hand rests on your thigh as you drool over your desk, the moonlight seeping into your office through the cracked blinds, you breathe deeply as your face presses against your keyboard your fingers twitching against the pen that hangs at your fingertips.

"Fuck!" You wince as you snap awake as the pen from your hand falls to the ground, a small sound, so faint yet it had awakened you. You breathe out as you rub your face smacking your cheeks lightly in order to snap yourself back awake.

Your eyes bore into the dark screen in front of you, your reflection startling you, you lean forward as you raise your fingers, grazing your skin. You looked horrifying, horrible so fucking ugly. You were breaking out and ashy, your eyes were dark and sunken and your lips chapped.

"No one wonder why no one wants to fucking stalk me." You pause as you absentmindedly try to make a joke: "Or fuck me" You look around forcing a smile as you bow raising your hands as you pretend you had an audience cheering for you. Your eyes wide as your lips stretch at your smile, your hands frail and cold as they smack around the air.

"Oh-hold up." You slam a hand down dramatically to the keyboard as you shake the mouse awake, your fingers pound down the oily keyboard as you click onto a youtube video, you push your hands down on the laptop cover closing it but not to the point where it turns off, you then smile brightly as you clasp your hands together as your ears burst with the sound... of applause.

"Thank you! Thank youuuuuu!" You sing bowing and waving at the crowd under the golden lights, as beautiful shining teeth smile and cheer for you, congratulating you, men in dashing Bergdorf suits and women in jimmy choo heels and Marchesa dresses laugh and applaud you, big bouncy hair cradling their faces and elegant necklaces wringing their necks, strong hands at their waists, shiny black loafers next to heels as reflective as mirrors, sashes gripping hourglass waists in big bows, hair so pullable, necks so choke-able, waists so grabbable, legs so weak, arms so frail, ankles as thin as a chickens claw, big fucking breasts for no reason, bitches built like wine glasses in little rinky dinky heels and huge fucking jewels.

You stare into the darkness of your room as you slam the laptop cover down. the assaulting audio ceasing as the sound of rain fills the bedroom. Your eyes stare into the dark corner of your bedroom. Your hands are still, your body is unmoving. Your breath is hitched.

"I.. I will have you."

A smile creeps onto your face as you push yourself away from your desk, yanking off your earbuds as you pace over to your bedroom, you stumble into your bathroom clenching the sink, you look up hesitantly at your reflection. You looked dead. A Prince wouldn't want to bring a corpse to the ball...he would to bring...a Princess...

So a Princess is what you will become.

You can see the crowd now, you can hear the applause, you can feel the bright lights, the camera flashes blinding you, the snarking the pointing the gossip, but it doesn't matter, because someone's gripping your waist, someone is holding you against his side walking you forward as a trophy, as a glamorous shining trophy, such a catch, what an accomplishment. Prince Noctis Lucis Caelum.

#noctisxreader #ffxv noctis #noctis lucis caelum #yandere #sadistic #princess kink #i wanna die

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