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Idk if I want to be him or be with him

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Ohh yeah, maybe I’m from the future and I’m in another whole ass parallel universe pookie

When’s your bday !! ?

November 5th, 1975

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Noo, it’s 2024 over here ? you’re like 48, I’m 19

When’s your bday !! ?

November 5th, 1975

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You’re old enough to be my dad baby

When’s your bday !! ?

November 5th, 1975

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i'm gonna put bows on him and take him everywhere i go and push him on the swing set and feed him and pet him and listen to music with him and pick him out cute outfits like a dress up doll and kiss him goodnight and tuck him in next to me and sing him to sleep and stuff

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CLAWIN AT THE FUCKKKKKLINGGGG WALLLLL

Fnaf 2 leaked photo 🙁

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. Us.

december 5th you can find me alone in the back of the FNAF 2 theater with a vibrator

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AHH validdd ah , tbh it grew on me

my Clapton playlist is actually the best thing I’ve ever made and it’s because of several super obscure songs from a random tv movie that I just happened to love like it’s actually perfect it’s him I guard that playlist with my fucking life

Edit: my Billy playlist also holds a special place in my heart I love it so much

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PLEASEEE Tell me you have Like a cat by The number twelve looks like you, that’s the song that plays in Billy’s car when he’s pulling up to the gas station

my Clapton playlist is actually the best thing I’ve ever made and it’s because of several super obscure songs from a random tv movie that I just happened to love like it’s actually perfect it’s him I guard that playlist with my fucking life

Edit: my Billy playlist also holds a special place in my heart I love it so much

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Hello… Schmidt’s (?)

can you tell i gave up on mike’s hair? yeah

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Melting like a popsicle out here for real.

Heyy! It’s about time , ohh my gosh you look like shitt you okay ?!

I am so tired, does anyone just wanna hangout, I bought a new skateboard.

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Open the door, your key ain’t under the mat anymore, I got this cuteeee new sonic skateboard you’ll love it

I am so tired, does anyone just wanna hangout, I bought a new skateboard.

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YES. Pulling up rn

I am so tired, does anyone just wanna hangout, I bought a new skateboard.

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My will to live is restored ❤️

Could you do hcs for Mike & long distance girlfriend ? Like where they only text and call occasionally, and they’ve never met in person, but he has her picture on his nightstand thxx 💕

You’ve Got Mail: Long Distance!Relationship with Mike Schmidt Headcanons

• • •

• This all started because Abby thought Mike needed a girlfriend.

• He does so much for her, and all he does is work. So he deserves someone to make him happy, right?

•Abby found an ad online about a pen pal-like system where you can exchange emails with a stranger from anywhere in the world. How could she pass this up? She put in Mike’s information and signed him up.

•After a week or so, she forgot about it until Mike got an e-mail from some random girl who was interested in getting to know him.

•After some interrogating and light scolding, Mike knew what his sister had done. He was planning on telling the stranger what happened and politely cutting things off, but…

•Then he read her message. Found out her personality, her interests, saw her picture. Then curiosity got the better of him. He was hooked.

•A few months later, they were officially a couple.

•They called, texted, e-mailed. Abby had never seen her brother so glued to his devices but yet so happy. Genuinely happy. His sleep schedule didn’t get any better thanks to how late he stayed up writing this girl, but Abby had to pat herself on the back. It was a match made in Heaven.

•The change in Mike was clear. He started taking better care of himself and his appearances, he was more optimistic and energetic, he was more motivated just to live—carpe diem—because he had found someone who really liked him for who he was. Who didn’t just glance at him and judge him from there, but knew him for who he was as a person. And he’d never experienced that before.

•But one month later, things started getting harder. Mike’s coworkers laughed at him, thinking it was a ‘girlfriend from Canada’ kind of thing, or maybe it was an internet scam. Why would some amazing girl want him? Mike laughed it off at first but then it started to sink in.

•He’d never met this girl. He’d never seen her face in person, he’d only heard her voice through a muffled and staticky phone line. He never got to hold her. Or kiss her. What was their relationship built on if they’d never even met?

•He talked to her about it, hoping for her to ease his anxiety. But she was struggling in the same way. Her parents were less than supportive, more suspicious. When they heard of his poor living conditions, his minimum wage job, and his lack of ambition…well, on paper, without getting to know him, he just sounded like a bum.

•It hit Mike in the gut, hard. This girl had been the first to see him as a person. And now her parents and his coworkers were throwing every one of his insecurities right back into his face. It was like the rug had been ripped out from underneath him.

•Fearing she would agree with their concerns, Mike said something very, very stupid, “Maybe they have a point. I’m not exactly the average girl’s dream guy. But it’s not like this kind of thing was meant to last forever, right?”

•It was stupid. So-very-stupid. He just threw it out there in his frustration. He didn’t actually want this to end. He was just hating himself in that moment.

•But she obviously took it that he was breaking up with her. He could hear her soft voice quivering when she told him goodbye. Before he could apologize or fix what he’d done, she hung up.

•Then Abby could hear Mike barely able to keep it together in his room. She asked what happened and after some begging and prying, he told her how stupid her brother was.

•But Abby said something very wise, “Her parents don’t like you because they don’t think you’re committed to her. Like, that you’d fight for her. And now she thinks they’re right.”

•Mike scoffed. She watched way too much TV. But…”What should I do then?” And she replied, “Fight for her.” Then Abby went to bed like nothing happened.

•Mike didn’t even know how he was supposed to do that. He’d called her, written several emails and text messages apologizing, but she didn’t respond. So, he gave up. He threw himself into bed…

•But he saw her picture at his bedside. And he imagined himself standing beside her, holding her close, and he knew Abby was right.

•Mike got out of bed and went to his computer. Not to write another email but to buy plane tickets. He was going to prove he was devoted to her. At the very least, he was going to finally meet her.

(A/N: Thank you so much for this! This is my first time getting a headcanon request and I was surprised by how motivated this got me. I really hope you like it 💕))

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new year’s resolution : have josh hutcherson in my bed