unfortunately for jon snow, the role of "dead girl haunting the narrative" is already occupied by his mother, father, brother, sister, uncle, grandmother and step mother x2 so he's going to have to be forcibly resurrected :/
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at the end of the day i think the reason we’re all so obsessed w jon snow in the books is the inherent comedy of the Chosen One being sent to magical boarding school and just hating every minute of it. he’s not realizing his full magical girl potential he’s just exhausted. mans is TIRED. there’s a literal giant camping out in his front yard and he’s stressing over salt beef. there is an uber hot magical witch actively trying to seduce him and he’s just like ‘omg ygritte had red hair... im going to kms’. he is actively becoming a wolf. like straight up animorphing into his pet dog. and he doesn’t give a shit he’s like ‘hm that’s weird’ and then he gets distracted smelling satins’ hair again. easily the most character of all time. god.
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A tale they said was TOO SHOCKING for the screen.
Ladies and gentlefolk, American International Pictures presents the CINEMATIC EVENT of 1961:
A SONG of ICE and FIRE!
A Roger Corman production. Music by Albert Glasser.
Starring... well, you'll see. (Will this be a "good" movie? Absolutely not. Will costumes and hairstyles be woefully anachronistic? For sure. Will many casting choices be questionable? Indeed. Will major plot points be changed to comply with the morality clauses of the Hayes Code? You betcha!)
Starring
RICHARD CARLSON as EDDARD STARK - an HONORABLE man caught in a WEB of political intrigue!
MARIE WINDSOR as CATELYN STARK - the mother who will do ANYTHING to protect her own!
COLEEN GRAY as CERSEI LANNISTER - the BEAUTIFUL QUEEN with a TERRIBLE SECRET!
JOHN AGAR as JAIME LANNISTER - the DASHING SWORDSMAN who SHOULDN'T be TRUSTED!
MICHAEL DUNN as TYRION LANNISTER - the HALF MAN with BIG APPETITES!
BASIL RATHBONE as Tywin Lannister - the STRATEGIST with a HEART of ICE!
RAYMOND BURR as ROBERT BARATHEON - the king who LOVED WINE - almost as much as he LOVED WOMEN!
JUNE KENNEY as DAENERYS TARGARYEN - the PRINCESS from an EXOTIC LAND!
ROBERT REED as RENLY BARATHEON - the HANDSOME KING all of Westeros WANTED!
GLENN LANGAN as STANNIS BARATHEON - the HEIR who WOULDN'T BACK DOWN!
ALLISON HAYES as MELISANDRE - the sultry RED WOMAN no king could deny!
With...
ANTHONY DEXTER as the SCHEMING Petyr Baelish!
LON CHANEY JR as the TERRIFYING Sandor Clegane!
and TOR JOHNSON as THE BROTHER who MADE him a MONSTER!
...And Introducing...
MICHAEL LANDON as JON SNOW - a TORTURED SOUL at the EDGE of the WORLD!
JOHN ASHLEY as ROBB STARK - the BOY KING marching to his DOOM!
DOLORES FAITH as SANSA STARK - the fair princess TRAPPED by a WICKED queen!
DAWN BENDER as ARYA STARK - a LITTLE GIRL with LOTS OF FIGHT!
and newcomer JACK NICHOLSON as THEON GREYJOY - the rogue who HIDES behind a SMILE!
THE INTRIGUE
THE SUSPENSE
The Song of Ice and Fire!
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Later, while Sansa was off listening to a troupe of singers perform the complex round of interwoven ballads called the ‘Dance of the Dragons’ …
- Eddard VII, AGOT
hotd the musical is an in universe thing confirmed. is the dance of dragons westeros’ hamilton? did grrm just foreshadow hamilton here?? rhaenyra is the alexander hamilton. aegon ii is the aaron burr. it was written by ser ilyn manuel myranda.
oh my god. aemond targaryen miku binder.
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nothing is funnier than alliser thorne to me like he had sooooo much beef with this 14 y/o emo loser as a grown ass man. jon made one (1) joke about his DOG and thorne was like ohhhhh he has to die. he really said i want that twink obliterated 🙏 no thoughts no prayers just violence. me and this eighth grader are mortal enemies. very well adjusted! good job!
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