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haveihitanerve · 21 days
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In a world where selina kyle adopts damian after the league of assassins is taken down and slaughtered. The two grow close but Selina is a mere burglar, she cant give damian the same release he got in the league, so he steals away each night, searching for that familiar feeling he got in the league. He is in the middle of doing this when he gets stopped by none other than Batman, aka Bruce Wayne. Bruce takes him home and the two start to grow closer, bruce making damian his new robin as tim grows older and becomes Red Robin. After some digging it is discovered that damian is actually bruces son and the two grow even closer. But, something feels off to damian. He cant help but feel like his father is off balanced. Missing something. WHen he asks about it the Bat becomes wistful, talking about the lady who stole things, and his heart. Damian spends his days with selina, hiding his nighttime activities from her as best he can. But she knows. She knows hes doing something she shouldn't. But she cannot stop him. He needs it, and she knows this. But as they grow closer as well, as mother and son, he realizes that she is the same unbalanced person as hs father. And when asked, goes on to talk about a man with an appearance of  steel, but a heart of gold. It doesn't take long for damian to discover his parents are talking about the other, and resolves to bring them together, one last time, to see if perhaps they can become balanced again. So damian does the only thing he can think to do, he becomes the villain.
In other words(TLDR): Damian gets adopted by selina and gets to know bruce as well. Selina speaks about a mysterious man who she still loves, which is why she is alone. Damian starts falling for his father through her words, although he has not yet realized who she speaks of. Soon though, it is clear the longing they have is for the other, and damian becomes the villain in an effort to bring them together.
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theazkabandreamer · 5 months
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Professor McGonagall: Potter! Miss Evans! Cease your flirting at once. Lily: We're not flirting, Professor. We're arguing. Professor McGonagall: I can hardly tell the difference.
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coeur-blanc · 2 years
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Harry looking for books in the library for an assignment, humming ABBA 'cause this little red king has good taste in music: Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight~
Cedric slips in behind him: I'm here and before midnight
Harry chokes on air
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sparks-chaotic-cove · 2 months
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"I Love You"
"I love you"
I know.
"I love you"
Do you really, though?
"I love you"
I've heard that a million times.
"I love you"
Why do you even try?
"I love you"
You were never afraid to make me cry.
"I love you"
You wouldn't mind if I curled up and died.
"I love you"
Could you do anything to prove it?
"I love you"
Or shall you simply continue to disprove it ?
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Hellsing AU idea. Everything's the same, except Van Helsing did things a little differently; Alucard is now a sentient vampire bat. Can talk due to his shape-shifting abilities, but cannot return to a human form unless the seals are released/activated, and only for very brief moments resulting in Alucard not being used as a weapon or being able to fight normally much to his chargin. This was done because Van Helsing couldn't figure out how to kill him, so he did that.
Hilariously or horrifyingly depending on your perspective Alucard is still able to fight, in the way that he still has access to his ability to use shadows and blood to his advantage. It's just very inconvenient, and will take a lot of energy out of him due to the fact his abilities are mostly sealed away aside from those few things.
This does mean his role is different, being mostly the weird Hellsing family pet and nest advisor when it comes to vampires/warfare. Something that comes very useful at times. He also has pretty good grasp of finances as well, and other subjects as well. To Abraham, he was mostly the bat that Abraham kept in the basement and had a bat sized coffin made for (Alucard depises it with a passion). To Arthur, he was a bit annoying due to his snide remarks, and was geniunely horrified at some of his advice when it came to WW II, upon being allowed to retain a human form beneath Walter, Arthur learned just how dangerous Alucard really was, and decided to just keep him in the form of a bat.
With Integra, he did meet her a lot earlier than 12. Not by much, but enough to know that something wasn't right when Arthur got sick and suspected Richard, though wasn't believed. Was a bit miffed by that. To Integra, he is a good advisor, though he gave her the nasty surprise of Seras. Which honestly Integra just doesn't want to know why or how that happened.
He ends up being overlooked quite often due to his small stature as a bat, and the fact that he's not really allowed to talk with anyone who isn't aware of his pridectatment. Sometimes he'll do it anyway, just because he's bored out of his mind, and he really, really doesn't want to read over London's train schedule, or Great Expectations again for the fortieth time.
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enigmaticemperor · 2 years
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I think the main reason people dislike James is the 'see don't tell' narrative. Like, we see James at his absolute worst but are only told about his best. It's the opposite for "gray" characters where we see them at their best but are only told, or in some cases, never, about their worst.
Therefore, only the people who interpret it correctly and understand the gravity of the good he did actually like him.
Also, we tend to remember what we see a lot better than what we read. And the movies are proof.
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foolsgender · 8 months
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y’all remember barbra streisand by duck sauce
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666prophet · 1 month
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You know when a girl wears your shirts or hoodies and nothing else? Yeah, that shits hot and a good way to get bred on the spot.
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c512h · 1 year
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I just realized something!
Dabihawks has so many parallels to Romeo and Juliet
-Dabi and Hawks are on different side in war like Romeo and Juliet
-Dabi grew up in a rich and respected family like Juliet
-They also made everyone think they died.
-And their where thirteen when they do so
-Romeo and Hawks met Dabi/Juliet when trying to infiltrate a group their supposed to be fighting against
-They also killed someone in said group (Tybalt/Twice)
-Which caused Hawks to be banished from the league like how Romeo was banished from Verona.
-Dabi and Juliet also ended up going against their fathers' wishes for their future
-They cooperated with someone unknowingly or not to wake them after their "death" (AFO/Friar Lawrence)
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warriorblood1 · 1 year
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"you seem a decent fellow. hate to fuck you up."
"you seem a decent fellow. hate to be fucked up."
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experiment-000 · 1 year
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joxnerd · 1 year
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You know, something I’ve never really seen anyone bring up is what happened with Grace and Pogo’s bodies in the first apocalypse.
When Five travels to the future, he’s met with the dead bodies of his siblings, however, Pogo and Grace’s bodies should be there as well, and I’ve never really seen anyone include this in fanfics or mention this at all.
Obviously, it is completely possible that Grace was demolished into scraps of metal, but at the very least, Pogo’s body should have been somewhere in that rubble.
I wonder if Five ever found them.
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annonimous1000 · 1 year
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12!Donnie: *wakes from coma
2012!Turtles: “Donnie!!!!” *hugs their brother
Rise!Leo: “Well look who’s back with the living!”
12!Donnie: “Ew wtf is that a Sonic-kinnie???”
Rise!Leo: *gasps offended in sonic
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immawraffle · 11 months
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Do you think the (surface) dwarven equivalent to “gods above” is “paragons below?”
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pvtaaaa · 2 months
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there was this guy i used to play eso with but when i played it on xbox his gamer tag was something like tipsy or Tiipsy some variation of that he was i think from uk or australia but like we were best buddies and we’d ride our horses and do 360s off cliffs while running in a herd in cyrodiil but anyway i hope he’s doing well ❣️
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thestrawberrypimp · 2 months
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Okay no but Lucifer absolutely called Charlie his lil duckling when she was little
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