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blackthornluce · 2 months
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994-2004) S08E18 - The One In Massapequa
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charlotterenaissance · 9 months
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i'm kind of upset i wasn't able to watch odd squad as a kid because it is exactly my humor in a fun learning environment
like i just watched an episode because mark mckinney, kevin mcdonald, and scott thompson were in an episode. together. i had to check that out. and everyone.
it was a clue spoof. about shapes. it took me several minutes to realize that they were even teaching me about shapes!
kevin was a guy obsessed with rectangles who invented the ice cream sandwich and whose cake has been stolen. mark was a war general named pentagon doing A Voice who stole a farmhouse out of a painting. scott was a german professor of squares who stole a diamond that if you turn to the side is *gasp* a square. there's a fashion designer named triangle with triangle shaped hair whose triplet sister and brother helped her steal aformentioned cake because kevin never remembered their birthday, which is the same day as theirs by a massive coincidence.
the episode ends with kevin deciding the cake needed to be destroyed because of all the pain it caused and throwing it to the ground. agent otto screams like he just saw his parents killed in a car accident. everyone has round cupcakes because no one there will steal something without an edge.
i've never had more fun learning something while members of my favorite comedy troupe ran around to shape jokes
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My tumblr blog on April 1st:
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My tumblr blog on April 3rd:
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orange-artblog · 8 months
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we live, we laugh, we lie ⛰️
agreed
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oldtvlover · 11 months
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Hey gang,
so I present you my little "Johnny the model" series. ;-)
Hilarious until the end and I haven't decided yet what kind of role Roy plays for Johnny. Big brother, parent, watch-dog? Maybe all-in-one.
Sometimes I really don't know what to say. *grins*
Enjoy!!!
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bloodyethanol · 1 year
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i think it's funny that i have a "resting bitch face" or whatever and i always look pissed off and hunched speed-walking in public but then i remember something that makes me happy and then i start laughing or some shit
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jewishcissiekj · 1 year
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DC Comics JewShowdown round 3B part 1
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Well I know which one of those doesn't actively hate eating Kosher
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Gotta give credit where credit is due, horikoshi killing off his single most popular character and then immediately going on a break is the funniest shit in a long time
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i cqn hear mira yelling in the goobleck voice from down the hall with my door closed
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skinnyredd · 1 year
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Today a cat had an appointment for fainting when trying to poop too hard.
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mvnsons · 2 years
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butchfalin · 6 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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ciderbird · 4 months
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.
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redsray · 3 months
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The batkids getting in trouble with the JL somehow when undercover or when using aliases and instead of... you know... the aliases... they give their siblings first names. Batman has gotten multiple calls from the JL where they'd be like
Green Lantern: Uh Bats we've got a 'Jason' in custody here he's asking for you.
Batman, panicking bc wtf did Jay do this time:
Tim: Hi!
Batman: You're not Jason.
Tim, dead serious: I don't know what you're talking about.
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aroplatonic · 2 months
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I'm excited to announce that us aros no longer have the problem of our tag being completely taken over with ace posts - because it's been replaced with a new problem! now our tag is completely taken over by motherfucking hazbin hotel.
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