#jesus christ . WHY.

[vulturedimension]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

#normally i dont do these 'my dash did a thing' posts #but like. i had to #mine #[tumblr] #1k #in less than 24 hours #jesus christ #2k #3k #technically rn it's at 2893 #but it's gonna get to 3k soon #for some reason #4k #almost #this has now reached at least 2 of the 6 blogs in this image #3/6 now #5k #WHY #also i did not anticipate how weird it is to see all those urls on the top stacked on each other #10k #15k

[nadia-cannot-think-straight]

Hobie and Miles doing their thing

#spider man: across the spider verse #spidervese #miles morales #hobie brown #spiderpunk #shitpost #atsv #why the fuck is this pick so saturated jesus christ #atsv spoilers #kinda? #spidervese meme #nadia-art

[despazito]

The amount of people getting 0 upvotes for calling this shit ugly is kaczynski inducing

#jesus christ why are you people allergic to mixed use zoning

[moog-enthusiast]

i lost my tablet pen and drew this on ms paint with my mouse my wrist is in agony holy fuck

#homestuck #bro strider #dave strider #strider bros #dirk strider #even the fake youtube thumbnail was edited by me jesus christ why did i do that #this joke is really stupid but #shitty humor is still fun humor #ms paint #ms paint adventures #hell yeah #a little bit pissed my adhd picked homestuck of all things to fixate on but like #if it makes content it makes content what can i say

[honkifex]

i hate this game

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #why did this blow up jesus christ #follow me for more hit posts #WHAT 1000 NOTES???? #2000 WHY?????? ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

[rizadyke]

People loooove complex characters until they’re women

#edit ok Jesus Christ y’all being so annoying about Taylor in the tags is why I made the posts jeesus Christ #911 fox #Taylor Kelly #I don’t like bucktaylor but I do love Taylor and ppl hate her for the same reasons they love their lil male blorbos #sorry she is career driven and ruthless but I am in love with her and she is a good character #u can like buddie without being a misogynist fun fact 🤩 #sorry that u think a woman is unlikable n gets in the way of ur gay ship but calm the fuck down man

[hensel-x]

Listen. I dislike hazbin hotel and it's creator on sooooo many levels. only watched the pilot a couple of years ago. but it drives me fucking crazy that this damn thing is supposed to be 1930s drag queen gangster. HOW do you fuck up THAT concept.

#my art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #i fucking guess #angel dust #jesus christ why #i hate this #i was fighting Visions #hazbin hotel critical

[blueskittlesart]

blood magic

#every time i try to render something im reminded of why i never render unless im being paid to do it. jesus christ #cant even decide if i like this BUT it took me too long not to post #anyways lesbians covered in blood wya #dungeon meshi #marcille #marcille donato #skribbles

[hatchetc]

SIMON WAS NOT A PROFESSOR. HE WAS A GUEST LECTURER/PHD CANDIDATE. BETTY WAS NOT HIS STUDENT, SHE WAS A PEER.

I am literally so sick at the fact that people keep saying that petrigrof has an unbalanced power dynamic. It is so incredibly common for guest lecturers to be peers in grad school! And it has been WELL established that Simon and Betty were in grad school! Simon was not teaching, he was studying/doing research work to become an antiquarian.

I keep seeing misinformation that implies she was in undergrad. She. Was. Not!!!!!

SHE LITERALLY STATES IN ELEMENTS THAT SHE WAS IN GRAD SCHOOL.

AND SIMON STATES IN “holly jolly secrets” THAT HE WAS STUDYING TO BE AN ANTIQUARIAN

Also! May I just add- aside from this fact- YOU CAN GO TO GRAD SCHOOL AT LITERALLY ANY AGE! AND FUN FACT! MOST! PEOPLE! IN! GRAD! PROGRAMS! HAVE! TAKEN! HIATUSES!

But - since people seem to have trouble conceptualizing this I feel like it is necessary to pull statistics just to reiterate this point since so many people are just blatantly ignoring this.

From Crimson Education,

And Steve Tippins from Beyond/PhD Coaching,

Honestly - I don’t mean to like - be aggressive. But they are both fully consenting adults that are more than likely over the age of 30 around the time that they met! Even if Simon was a professor Betty still would have statistically likely to be over the age of 30. That is a whole ass grown woman.

edit: ALSO I FEEL AS THOUGH IT IS NECESSARY TO MENTION- this does not change the fact that Betty was a fan of Simon’s work and placed him on a high pedestal.

Also - if I have any misinformation on this post regarding grad school, please feel free to inform me!

#petrigrof #simon petrikov #betty grof #fionna and cake #jesus christ im so tired of people saying this is the reason why their relationship is toxic

[shallowseeker]

Sure, Sam’s eyebrows shoot to his hairline once Dean starts losing patience and rifling through Cas’s pockets whenever Cas can’t find something.

But they practically jump off his head and shoot up to the clouds when Dean starts storing his own shit in Cas’s pockets. Receipts, spare change, gloves, pens, knives, other random weapons, pamphlets, folded-up restaurant menus, maps, knickknacks, his own fucking wallet.

#dean/cas + coat pockets #dean/cas #tfw idiosyncrasies #tfw sillies #tfw funnies #sam suffers secondhand embarrassment #like do they even know how that looks to other ppl jesus christ #it’s not weird sam...you’re the one making it weird #sam buys cas a canvas bag as a hint #then a backpack #cas is a disaster man who doesn’t use either #why use it when he has perfectly practical POCKETS sam #cas you are a human glove compartment #i’m an -angel- sam #shut up sam this is fine

[carlos55inz]

i want to study this whole interaction.

“you're not a chilli anymore. i’m going to keep it.”

“you’re going to forget it there.”

“(very softly battling away tears, a lump in his throat and filled with sentiments) i won’t.”

#carlos sainz #charles leclerc #charlos #ceu talking #formula 1 #scuderia ferrari #WHY DID HE NEED TO SAY THE I WONT LIKE THAT #JUST BE NORMAL JESUS CHRIST

[bl0w-m3]

#I wanna fucking off myself Jesus Christ #why did nobody help? #I’m so tired of them saying “well we didn’t know #THERE WERE SIGNS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE #bpd #mental health #actually bpd #mental illness #bpd shit #actually borderline #bpd shitposting #bpd problems #bpd mood #bpd meme #parental abuse #tw sa implied

[doodlecrimes]

[image id: several drawings of Data from Star Trek TNG.

top left panel: Lore hands Data a gift and says, "happy *birthday*, I guess." Data replies, "thank you, broth-" Lore interrupts him: "just take it."

top right panel 1: a front view of a yellow book. Data is holding it in his hands. the text on the cover reads, in all caps, "meow: the book is for your cat only. written in own language."

top right panel 2: Data has now opened the book. the text reads the word "meow" over and over.

bottom right panel: Data from the chest up, reading the book. he says, "quite humorous indeed."

bottom left: Data lying on his side, holding the open book in front of Spot, who is sitting next to him. there are three question marks above her head. Data says, "look Spot. it is written in your language."

/end id]

happy very late birthday, Data!! your drawing killed me!!

do not repost or share my art without permission!

#why did this take so long jesus christ #I'M FINALLY FREE #yes I'm aware Data's com badge is missing I DON'T CARE #yes I'm aware the book is missing its cover in the last image lol #mike.png #startrek.png #tng.png #star trek #star trek tng #star trek the next generation #data soong #spot soong #star trek fanart #android #described

[hungharrington]

Mean!steve during your no nut challenge somehow convincing you to lift your skirt and show him how wet you are and he’s sooo annoying. Cooing at you like he’s clueless why you’re so wet, playing with the ribbons of slick around your thighs, pushing your folds apart and blowing cool air over you, pushing them back together and chuckling when his thumbs slip

KGJDJSHSHALCISHJDUFJAHSHSH

I DONT THINK U CAN JUST SAY THAT TO ME???? ARE U KIDDING??? @stevenose come get ur mean!steve juice i swear this shit is DNFJFJDJDJ

god it would be like he starts getting snarky about how he can’t actually hide when he’s turned on like you can, how of course you get make all your teasing comments about his tented jeans but it’s not an even playing field— so you’re like uh huh. totally. and what can i do about that?

and steve smirks like you’ve walked exactly into his trap and says, wear a skirt so i can check. you burn hotly but can’t think of any proper reason why you shouldn’t that wouldn’t also apply to steve too, considering all you’ve made him do so far— so you do.

it somehow sets you on edge more, more keyed up than usual at the knowledge you’ve granted steve at least one chance in the night to ‘check’ — and god does he bide his time. he winds you up so tantalisingly, so teasingly, keeps brushing his hands up against the edge of your skirt, touching lightly at your thighs, even pulls you onto his lap and bounces his knee subtlety, his big hands pulling your waist down.

and you’re trying to get him back, trying to rock back quietly because you can’t let him get the upper hand— and you’re determined when you push him into one of the bedrooms, so sure you can get back on top— when he leans back on the bed all lax and twirls his finger with a little whistle, eyes on your skirt. i think it’s time for a check he says, his hand dropping to grab his obvious boner and rocking into it lightly. you can see mine, why can’t i see yours?

and fuck, why does it make you so flustered to pull the hem of your skirt up, to make you flush so hotly inside when he grabs your thighs and tugs you closer to the edge of the bed, wasting no time in running his thumb down the centre of your very soaked panties. aw look, he coos, see she’s excited to see me. and then he slides a hand down to grab your calf and hoists it onto the bed, nearly tipping you over in the process at the shift in position. you’re about to make a snarky comment when he puts his thumbs on your panty lines and pulls outward, spreading your folds with a sticky sound.

steve, you mean to chide but it comes out to whiny — and he grins about it, pretending to be clueless as he runs his thumb down the middle of your panties again, watching your hips twitch forward and laughing as they do. his eyes flick up, watching your face as he blows cold air over your cunt, a pleased chuckle coming out at the way you quiver.

isn’t this checked enough? you ask all breathily and steve murmurs, just one more thing and pulls your panties to the side in a quick yank, spreading your folds again and letting his thumb settle over where you’re leaking slick— so he can smirk as it clenches around nothing and he can hear your breath hitch, the beginnings of a moan in your throat — just for him to drop his hands and lean back, a picture of calm, the only thing that gives him away is the bulge in his pants that is definitely bigger than when you started

#UR MEAN FOR THIS ANON #MEAN STEVE WHO! ITS ONLY MEAN U!!! #steve harrington x reader #steve x reader #steve harrington #steve harrington smut #jay writes #steve harrington x reader smut #jesus christ #i might have…. a thing for… getting inspected. why is it HOT no one look at me

[ei-encora]

Explosion family photo, early 1980s

#THE QUALITY GOT FUCKED UP WHEN I SAVED IT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY #anyway nathan has air force brat written all over him #i mean look at him #c'mon. #i've never stared at so many pictures of oscar and rose in my life jesus christ #nathan explosion #rose explosion #oscar explosion #metalocalypse #mtl #metalocalypse fanart #mtl fanart #my art #jamesposting #babe wake up new james art just dropped

[kthulhu42]

"WHAT I DO IN THE BEDROOM IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS"

THEN WHY DO I KNOW ABOUT IT

WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME

#Why are you wearing that IN PUBLIC if it is NONE OF MY BUSINESS #I HAVE EYES AM I SUPPOSED TO IGNORE THIS JESUS CHRIST #kink shaming #radical feminism #radblr #I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS #I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS #AGH UGH GUHH