#tfw funnies

[shallowseeker]

Sure, Sam’s eyebrows shoot to his hairline once Dean starts losing patience and rifling through Cas’s pockets whenever Cas can’t find something.

But they practically jump off his head and shoot up to the clouds when Dean starts storing his own shit in Cas’s pockets. Receipts, spare change, gloves, pens, knives, other random weapons, pamphlets, folded-up restaurant menus, maps, knickknacks, his own fucking wallet.

#dean/cas + coat pockets #dean/cas #tfw idiosyncrasies #tfw sillies #tfw funnies #sam suffers secondhand embarrassment #like do they even know how that looks to other ppl jesus christ #it’s not weird sam...you’re the one making it weird #sam buys cas a canvas bag as a hint #then a backpack #cas is a disaster man who doesn’t use either #why use it when he has perfectly practical POCKETS sam #cas you are a human glove compartment #i’m an -angel- sam #shut up sam this is fine

[shallowstories]

Dean + covert Columbo references

I got super inspired by this post, and now I'm obsessed with the idea of Dean referencing Columbo spousal things to amuse himself, then panicking whenever he gets close to being perceived. (It's another of those "harmless" things he can play with and "no one will ever get, because it's an old show." Poor dumbass.) He starts doing this around the same time as the mixtape, FYI. It's a whole thing, and once he starts doing it, he can't seem to stop.

#then he gets even weirder about it #he starts giving cas a pencil every time he sees him #but cas doesn’t lose them so he keeps rejecting it like #dean i don’t need— #and dean stuffs it into his pocket like shut up and take it #so cas’s dashboard in the truck is FULL of pencils #dean continues to make columbo’s spouse references #like he jokes that cas is gonna win them a cruise at a church raffle #he gives cas a new coat and accuses him of hating it for funsies etc etc #dean’s secret bullshit #he jokes he’s been listening to madame butterfly when he hasn’t #obv it’s a joke but no one gets it#sam certainly doesn’t watch columbo #cas starts donating pencils to local schools and he explains that dean gives him pencils every time he sees him#and one of the teachers clocks the joke IMMEDIATELY#and makes assumptions about dean and that he's adorable #actually i’m obsessed with cas talking about the mysterious dean on his cases now thx #dean's anecdotes especially #after cas dies dean finds himself meeting some folks that know cas and they inexplicably know about dean and his pencils and his anecdotes #oh YOU'RE dean??? etc etc

Bonus points if Dean's conceptualized as this mysterious figure that some ppl who met Cas think is real, and some think he was totally made up to establish rapport. (To be fair, Dean's anecdotes are likely way more random than in Columbo, so he does sound kinda fake.)

Depending on when Dean finds out about it, he feels some sort of way about it, from grief-stricken to confused to embarrassed to absolutely giddy that Cas talked about him to other people.

Dean discovers that most ppl who met Cas, or "agent Spears, Worley, etc" were told about some variant of Dean, to fit the scenario/situation/tone of the case. Sometimes, he's simply Dean, and sometimes he's "my partner, Agent Bon Jovi," and sometimes he's even "Daphne."

#dean + columbo #dean/cas + covert communication #destiel #fic ideas #tfw + idiosyncracies #tfw funnies #tfw key traits #dean + secret love languages

[fagsex]

🤣🤣🤣

#emergency broadcast system #saturday #coffee #saturday lovin it #cat #cat meme #lol #saturday meme #coffee meme #meme #funny meme #hilarious meme #tfw #facebook #saturday memes #mondays #i hate mondays #i love coffee #housemd #house md #peanuts #cats #woodstock #kitten #garfield #cat memes #coffee memes #saturday saturday #work #work memes

[rain-clowns]

this scene will live in my head forever tbh

#p4 #souyo #yosuke hanamura #yu narukami #souji seta #my art #I haven't even finished watching a playthrough of pq at this point I just watch the yosuke partner matching and close youtube #they're so funny I hate them so bad #also tfw I forgot I could actually post on tumblr instead of looking at other people's art all day #who knew

[koumori-1999]

there were two types of people on valentine's day

#optiratch #wheeljack #tfp #transformers prime #my art #fanart #disclaimer i love jackie i just thought it'd be funny to draw him like this #tfw no cute ambulance bf #(jackie is sitting on a couch btw)

[skitskatdacat63]

Okay now where's the Seb teddy bear so I can make them kiss each other!?

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#okay btw you can credit the last frame to suzuki #bcs she brought up the pig stuffed animal that seb kept as a good luck charm when he was karting #and suggested the same with fernando's bear :DDD #also feeling weirdly sappy abt the fact that theres pics of fernando in the ferrari garage w an almost identical pig like ?????? #anyways please yes have this random vettonso comic 🥰🥰 #im working on a bigger vettonso drawing rn so i made this quick in the meantime! #icl i saw the fernando teddy bear. and i made the eyebrow post and whatever #but there was also just this image in the back haunting me of him gifting one to seb #I AM DELUSIONAL!!! #its just so cute to imagine it as like 'heres a memento of me to keep you company' 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #funny tho cause i had the same exact imagine for my ocs and i never drew a comic version for them yet drew this real quick #the power of vettonso takes hold of me sometimes..... #tfw you take a break from your vettonso painting youve been working on for a wk+ to go draw a vettonso comic #i have a problem. #ANYWAYS THIS IS SO CUTE WAAAHHHH #drew it as cope bcs in trying to restrain myself from buying the fernando teddy bear #if i cant have it ill make seb have it yknow 🤭🤭🤭 #wah this reminded i should draw more little comics theyre not too hard tbh #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #catie.art

[thronealigned]

no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal

#bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #i love how raphael directly calls you out on this. 'if id have known you were so gullible i wouldve tricked you into selling your soul for #a bowl of beans when we first met' #and then just keeps insulting you more if you keep insisting emp's really your ally #oc: impulse #sure this'll go in their tag #everything about impulse's Thing with the emperor is so funny to me. and then deeply fucked up if you think about it long enough. and then #really funny again if you think about it even longer #one day i'll do their 2.0 playthrough so i can fully form all my thoughts. and get better screenshots and the ceremorphosis ending #i mean there's nothing stopping me from loading an impulse 1.0 save and going ceremorphosis from there but idk it'd feel wrong #impulse has more tadpoles in their brain than synapses by act 3 and it does really fundamentally change them as a person #tfw your chaotic neutral act-first-ask-questions-never no-impulse-control 17 CHA bestie becomes one of the most detached calculating people #you've ever met. all their old casual wit and humor is still there but they think before they speak now and that really shouldnt feel as #sinister as it does. they have this look in their eye and it feels like they view everyone around them as lesser beings #not because they view other people as subhuman or worse than they are but because they view themself as something *more* #if they have any raw unfiltered emotion left you haven't seen it in weeks. there's one person(?) who gets Unrestrained Feelings privileges #and it's the fucking illithid that lives in their mind and not any of their actual non-monster normal-ish-person friends. that human #connection is fading so fast now. when did they change so much? it happened so slowly in the moment but suddenly now they seem like they #were never the person you became friends with at all #and like impulse is a pretty selfish person from the start but they *did* genuinely like and care about the rest of the party. they were #friends. and by the end of act 3 that friendship should be the deepest and most meaningful it's ever been. but. it just isn't. #so on and so forth etc etc like that. All That Bullshit makes their relationship with lae'zel so interesting (and upsetting) too #they encourage her to side against vlaakith and then they never even try to free orpheus for her and her people's sake. they never even #think about it. they never consider it as an option. they just don't care. and then they EAT HIS BRAIN. #very possibly RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. #and she's just left adrift. a rebel with no rebellion to lead and very little hope #i'm unwell. #ok i'm done this is a silly meme post. but god i have so many thoughts i have barely been keeping contained

[freshydip]

#tfw no gf #gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #i think it’s funny okay #mp

[gleamer]

it's twinnem, ahhh! good mothafuckin vibes only, supa good vibes only!

#tfw all ur friends unintentionally got the same drip #xander is such a funny guy like why are u doin allat #nd lucki get on my nerves so bad #awkward as hell #oc;johnny #oc;lucki #oc;marcus #oc;xander #oc;gash #gv;online #render

[fujii-draws]

Investing in your own guilt.

#pmd eos #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd2 #dadnoir #Eevee/Ribbons #pmd Dusknoir #Eevee #Dusknoir #tfw your Eevee daughter wants to be held by you but you have to violently backstab her in the future #<<< ​(OH FUNNY DOUBLE ENTENDRE I DIDNT EVEN MEAN FOR THAT) #pmd art tag

[shallowseeker]

Jack’s nephilim eyesight triggering Dean germ anxiety.

“Dean, how many microorganisms should I leave on the dishes when i wash them? As many as you do, or—?”

“what?”

#jack kline #jack & dean #dean #tfw idiosyncrasies #tfw funnies

[shallowstories]

Cas suggests Jack should read Ecclesiastes (he’s partial to it)

Jack instead gets obsessed with 1 Thessalonians 4:13–18

“Are you sure this part’s not about zombies, Cas?”

#tfw funnies #spn + the bible #cas + ecclesiastes #jack & cas

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 notes #tfw you play matchmaker approximately 0.2 seconds after committing regicide #honestly? vibe.

[pollsnatural]

#since we're talking about dicks #i thought why not #crowley is here bc i want to see if his canonical deal for bigger dick will win over tfw #and garth is here bc i needed 5th option and i thought it'd be funny #polls #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #sam winchester #crowley spn #garth fitzgerald iv

[rythyme]

me when i'm in a hell of my own making

#tfw you wind up on a pub trivia team with two of your exes #sorry this was so so funny to me i rewatched this scene three times #top... rip buddy #lgbt drama #thai drama #ofts #only friends the series #theo.txt #100

[yea-baiyi]

people on twitter are discoursing about whether xie lian’s chastity-based cultivation is a form of abuse (?????) which is so backward to me like huh???? yes jun wu’s thing about xie lian being a virgin is fucking creepy and weird and part of his overall obsession and desire to control him. but did they just completely miss the part where xie lian chose this method of cultivation bc the abstinence wasn’t an issue for him? he got hit by sex pollen and never once thought of sex? he didn’t even cultivate for 700 years and just never had sex because he never wanted to and as soon as he found a guy he wanted to fuck he just went for it? literally didn’t even pause to consider the cultivation thing at any point. if this were any other character it might have been used against him but the whole point is xie lian once again perfectly dodging jun wu’s manipulation attacks by just being a weird little guy with autism

#tgcf #xie lian #xianxia jesus #aroace mxtx analysis #grey ace xie lian #but also he’s so autistic the way the whole chastity thing just does not ping his radar #jun wu trying to humiliate him with the virginity detecting sword and xie lian is just embarrassed #the sex pollen was such an uno reverse because sex did not even cross his mind for a second #like yes the POINT is that jun wu was intending to manipulate him with it #but xie lian’s autistic he’s just operating on a completely different set of base assumptions #why tf would u care about sex. why do you care about whether i’ve fucked. i certainly don’t. ur fucking weird #he’s so funny the epitome of autism creature jun wu just doesn’t get it #tfw neurotypical people project emotions and hangups onto you and ur autistic ass is like ????? #why would you assume i would be upset about that #i get so much fuel for posts from twitter because they’re so batshit over there #and not in a good way #i see their discourse and im so baffled