Me, talking to my mom about a project I'm doing for my dormmate: And I want Dad's help with the letters because he can draw a line straighter than I-
Me, pauses to think of a word: live.
My mom:
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such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that
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I need a little help here
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Me leaving my 9-5 job which barely covers my bills just to see the hulk throw my car at a villain and miss
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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