⚠️ ATTENTION: US residents with hidden phones ⚠️
To people with hidden phones as well as people who have sensitive hearing:
There is a US Emergency Alert Test happening tomorrow (October 4) at 2:20pm EDT, 11:20am PDT, 8:20am HST
2:20pm Eastern Daylight Time
1:20pm Central Daylight Time
12:20pm Mountain Daylight Time
11:20am Pacific Daylight Time
10:20am Alaska Daylight Time
8:20am Hawaii Standard Time
Even if it's on silent, your phone may make a noise, vibrate, or read out the alert. If you have a second phone due to domestic violence, please remember to shut it off during the test.
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Do you have any interesting facts about emergency alert systems broadcasts?
Yeah, the voice guy on those things does NOT appreciate when you bring his job up on a date. Especially in bed like "This has been a test of you getting laid. If this had been a genuine chance to get laid, you would've gotten laid. But this was only a test."
He didn't think it was funny, broke up fast. Now he's dating Hatsune Miku.
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What if we kissed under THE TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM. THIS IS ONY A TEST.
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emergency broadcast system test got more views than barbie OR oppenheimer, yet it got 0 emmy nominations. yet another reason why hollywood is a tasteless relic of the past.
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have you ever done things at like specific times of the year so when it rolls back out youre like damn... smells like undertale outside
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sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch
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