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calc1fers · 8 months
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thinking about how the marauders would either act like big babies when they're sick or won't let anyone baby them at all
sirius: convinced he's dying of the plague (it's just a tummyache) acts like a sickly victorian child (he's 5'10) & asks james to carry him outside to feel sunlight on his skin one last time (he can walk just fine)
james: straight up refuses to act like a normal sick person. bro will wake up at 5am & go for a run & train for quidditch & study & do his head boy duties & be smilin the whole time.. all bc he wants to be a good role model & has no self-preservation
remus: rarely ever gets sick bc of his werewolf immune system, but he's still a little bitch around full moons
peter: chugs orange juice by the GALLON, takes timed naps, & demands illegal amounts of pepper up potion from madame pomfrey. is a literal machine and doesn't stay down for long
marlene: if she wakes up with a cold, she's always convinced that she can thug it out & beast the day but ends up becoming an absolute veggie by lunchtime. lily levitates her back to her dorm
lily: not even the plague can stop her from being an academic weapon. she can be bedridden & still furiously studying/working until mary, marls or remus tell her off & make her take care of herself
mary: sick mary gets clingy & whiny & blames dumbledore for anything slightly inconvenient that has ever happened to her
regulus: is absolutely disgusted by his immune system's inadequacy. kind of shuts himself away & refuses to talk for days (he hasn't lost his voice he's just grumpy). has emetophobia
pandora: yells when she sneezes & scares the shit out of people. starts writing her own obituary & posts it on wattpad
evan: doesn't even know the meaning of self-care. he won't tell anyone what's wrong until he quite literally collapses bc he's physically incapable of asking for help
barty: ipad kid cough. reg & evan sentence him to quarantine by locking him in a spare slytherin dorm & letting him run rabid until he's germ-free
dorcas: probably the most normal. she takes the rest she needs & asks her friends to give her class notes, but hates being coddled
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otrtbs · 5 months
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okay n also james potter was robbed of being a girl dad and i just know he took his daughter to get her ears pierced as a baby (bc he wants his baby to be pierced up and rad as fuck) but then he starts crying when his daughter starts crying
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james-sunshine-potter · 10 months
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“Leave the tall guys for the tall girls”
but it’s the entirety of Hogwarts complaining how one of the shortest people in their year (Lily) bagged one of the tallest in their year (James).
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messervixen · 2 months
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Happy birthday to James Potter. You would have loved cheesy extravagant promposals <3
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rewritingcanon · 10 months
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Albus potter 🤝 his grandpa james
Finding their soulmate on the hogwarts Express lol
the hogwarts express seriously needs to be credited for its insane matchmaking
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kakunamatatq · 5 months
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Blue Ruin (2014) | Silent Hill 2 (2001)
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sstarmoon · 3 months
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We are all depressed, there isn't a happy soul in this fandom ((we are the best))
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themoonsend · 2 years
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lily evans is the kind of girl who grew up reading the percy jackson series. lily evans is the kind of girl to take her tea with a million sugars. lily evans is the kind of girl who danced when she was younger but always was behind everyone else. lily evans is the kind of girl being told that the boys will like her when she’s an adult. lily evans is the kind of girl who had to take care of her older sibling. lily evans is the kind of girl who has a list in the notes app of cute names. lily evans is the kind of girl who names her plants.
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vanweezer · 2 years
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a recipe for my favorite character is
- asshole to the world sweetheart to their girl
- stepfather coded (gender neutral)
- materialistic/stereotypically vapid/self centered in any way
- flirtatious or just a slut
- gets into fights just to get their ass beat (even better if they get beat down by a child)
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labyrinthhofmymind · 17 days
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james potter 🤝 pandora lovegood 🤝 evan rosier
all having the incredibly annoying talent of never getting hungover the morning after a party even if they have a lot to drink
regulus black 🤝 lily evans 🤝 barty crouch jr.
all literally on their deathbeds the morning after a night out even if they didn’t even drink that much and hating their significant others for having the immunity of fucking superheroes
meanwhile wolfstar don’t show themselves for the next three business days at the very least because they’re so dead inside (sirius is such a light weight and remus chugs drinks like they’re water)
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yourgalgremlin · 6 months
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Remus Lupin 🤝 Gay Awakenings:
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Remus was Sirius’ gay awakening; he was James’ gay awakening; he was Reg’s, Evan’s, & Barty’s gay awakening—
He wasn’t MY gay awakening, though.
That was Xena the Warrior Princess (I specifically knew I wanted to be her “sidekick”/“roommate” @ 6yo lol)
Who was YOUR gay awakening??
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villain-crown · 2 months
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Villain! What are some of your headcanons for young!regulus?
I’m so glad you asked! *pulls up a PowerPoint* 🫶 I’ll define young!Regulus as preteen and before, for the sake of clarity.
Regulus Black:
* So smol, so cute 🥹 legit looks like a little doll 💅
* Usually spends his time in Grimmauld Place hanging off his big brother Sirius 😇
* Is totally raised by Sirius btw. Receives The Talk from his brother in the summer before second year. Very mortifying; he would not recommend 🙃
* Receives more punishments than Sirius after first year 😔 that’s when their mother realizes Sirius doesn’t care what she does to him, but folds quickly when his consequences are put to Regulus instead.
* Enjoys being the center of Sirius’s attention but otherwise hatessss it! 🫣
* Is a little genius. 🧐 Excels with his tutors—especially in potions!
* Besties with Barty, Evan, and Dorcas 🫶🫶🫶
* The loyalist 🤝 will do whatever it takes to protect his brother or friends, whether they like it or not
* Has his first kiss with Barty in second year. 😚😚 immediately tells Sirius, because he tells Sirius everything, even though he knows his brother definitely won’t approve (spoiler, he’s right)
* Has a puppy crush on James Potter 🐶 at first he’s too young to really understand what his blushing and increased heart rate means, but over time he Realizes 🫢
Thank you so much for the ask @lifeandlies-of-regulusblack !!! 🫶❤️🫶❤️🫶❤️
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gemma1999 · 1 year
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SIRIUS BLACK MY BELOVED LIL WRIST CHOMPER I LOVE IT.
BARTY CROUCH JR 🤝 LILITH EVANS
BEING UNAPOLOGETIC WHORES
THEY VIOLATED JAMES WITH THE EYESIGHT THING WHY 😭 AHHHHH
REMUS AND EFFIE PRECIOUS CHILDREN
GIVE ME UNHINGED REGULUS AND REMUS
N O W
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allamericanb-tch · 2 months
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crimson rivers thoughts (18)
@tastetherainbow290
chapter 47
oh we’re just going right into this aren’t we
regulus thinking of james and sirius thinking of remus ❤️‍🩹
“sirius is very bored” sirius is so me
so this is why it’s called the maze
mavis and velvet 💔
sirius saving regulus and regulus just punches him in the face and steals his supplies 😭 he’s such a menace 
marlene ☹️
omg
eli ?!
regulus pov switch
he isn’t with the death eaters!
this bag is very helpful
oh! 😀
wow regulus just lying left and right 
no not sirius 😧
chapter 48
james pov the dramatic irony
🎶signed sealed delivered i’m yours🎶
good thing coen died after regulus lied bc that could have been not good
regulus becoming a death eater this is so canon coded and im devastated 
“Everything I do in that arena, it's for you.” count: 18
sirius pov
i’m imagining the maze like the one in goblet of fire 
🎶don’t call me kid don’t call me baby🎶
alice and augusta fighting 
what are these dark forms 😧
statues?!
MARLENE NO
she lives!!!!!
veneer was one of my vocab words 
regulus scared of making friends with rabastan bc of evan 💔
remus being mad at regulus 😭
now he’s scared for them what is lucius plotting
chapter 49
WHAT IS THIS 
i know it’s a dream
but
ugh
i want them to have this for real
"You remind me that happiness exists” ❤️‍🩹
nooo it’s sad now
oh no it’s raining
sirius immediately wanting to go find regulus
marlene still has the ring!!!
dorcas being sad for regulus ☹️ we all are
“you know just as well as many others what my mouth can do.” lily is such an icon
“the plot thickens” 
“I keep telling her I know exactly how to make her feel better, but she insists she's a married woman, and also far too old for me” lily 😭😭
james pulling a regulus 
“no one even knew” 💔
(thinking of you runar) A BAGEL!!!!! i’m gonna cry james is so sweet
reggie smiling ❤️‍🩹
"You're getting googly-eyed over a bagel?"  😭
‘???’ what does that mean james
captain obvious
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HANDS?!
camilla 😧
sirius??
“He has had dreams of Regulus, ah, using his dagger during…intimate moments” JAMES 😭
black brothers reunited! in a violent manner, but reunited nonetheless!
chapter 50
oh they’re fighting 
no reggie don’t kill sirius
regulus gaslighting camilla into thinking she isn’t the one who killed coen 😭 menace
sirius using reggie’s full name 😭
“I was going to lose James anyway, don't you get it?! I never even really got to have him! But you—I got you back. I had you back, and you took that from me.” 
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
oh???
sirius and regulus are so me and my sister this is. ah let’s move on from that thought
regulus did you just 
regulus don’t you DARE
he’s so me i can’t this is horrible
sirius just beating him ok
oh.
im gonna cry. 
“Regulus isn't going to do some sort of sacrificial suicide—at least not yet.” 😧
this is devastating i need them to Get Out Of The Arena
the notes; “bfb regulus 🤝 crimson rivers regulus: pretending to threaten remus' life 😭😭😭” BAH STOP if you haven’t read best friends brother you absolutely should i was expecting to dislike it bc i don’t like modern AUs but i loved it
that is enough for today.
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amethyst-citrinee · 2 years
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evan rosier 🤝🏻 james potter
not being able to move on
barty crouch jr 🤝🏻 regulus black
forcing themselves to move on asap
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yourlocal-antifa · 10 months
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The Marauders Era Character would definitely read Alice Oseman books if they could, so I made a few headcanons on what their favourite book would be/what fits them the most.
Regulus = Radio Silence. He feels sort of connected to both Aled and Frances, and is fascinated by Aled being able to create such a nice thing like Universe City
Remus = solitaire. Him and Tori are 🤝 Also he sees the marauders in the pranksters, and he always loves books that remind him of people he loves.
Sirius = I was born for this. We all can't deny that he would be in a band if he could, and his whole vibe is just so lister-coded somehow. I think despite him saying that characters are only fictional and he'd never get passionate about one, he loved Angel from the beginning.
Peter = loveless. It helpt him understand his feelings, as he is aroace, and gave him hope that he can live without a romantic or sexual relationship. It's his safe space.
James = the enthusiastic heartstopper fan, like, reading the comics, Nick and Charlie, this winter etc...
Evan = the heartstopper fan that never read the books, only watched the series. Because of this, he always argues with James whether the books or the series is better
Barty = watched Heartstopper with Evan but thought it was shit, and he claims that he 'doesn't read' but secretly lives for Radio Silence (he only read it because it's Regulus's fav)
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