#it's not. you've been tricked

[strangeswift]

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#haha bet you thought this was gonna be a vaguepost bc this is the vaguepost format™️ #it's not. you've been tricked #matter of fact i am swearing off vagueposting. i mean i never did much of it but anYWAY #i am actually here to rant about my real irl in real life life #here's the thing #i am so lonely #not that i don't have friends. i do. i have many. #the issue is i don't have any Romantic interests #bc of where i live. pretty conservative kinda rural. mostly retirees #so it's impossible to meet people #plus there's not like places to go out to meet people really #and usually i am fine with that #like. i am ok being alone #but i go through phases where i am not ok about it #and that is what is happening now #and it sucks #and i know it will pass bc it always does #but like. i am 22 and have never had a real Serious gf #like. stupid hs relationships that lasted a couple months. sure. but those hardly count to me. #bc honestly. didn't like them that much. they were just there. and liked me. #anyway. #i am afraid i am gonna die alone #that's all really. #👍

[avame]

something about a connection you'll always want but can never make

#atris #the exile #jedi exile #kotor #kotor 2 #kotor ii #my art #honestly this is maybe the first time in over a month i didn't just close csp after five minutes in frustration #not to say that i'm too happy with this but at least it's passably finished #but like!! i get atris!! as a person who cannot make or keep connections i WOULD both resent and admire a person to whom that came easy!!!! #you trick yourself into believing you should be an outside observer because you've never really been on the inside! atris is really just a #lonely girl on the jedi academy playground at heart

[doodleodds]

Me? Uploading a Halloween comic on November 18th, almost four whole-ass weeks late???? Yeah that’s uh. yup. yeah

Thanks for reading! :) <3

#persona 5 #p5 #akira kurusu #OUGH OH MY GOD ITS FINALLY. DONE. I AM LOSING MY MIND #if you've been following me for long enough: yes! this IS in fact the comic i mentioned that i was making last year. #Fun fact! This is also! The Third Draft of said comic!!! i have redrawn this thing THREE FUCKING TIMES #as a result you may notice that i uh. a) gave up on coloring this thing. no way in HELL am i coloring 30 pages. im not...strong enough #you will settle for simply having monochrome colored panels and you will LIKE IT!!!!! >:OOOOO #and b) gave up on backgrounds! yeah fuck that lmao. i am never drawing people in the monabus again and mementos can kiss my ass!!!!! #i just want to draw my silly little characters & not their environments #and you may also say: sophia. by halloween they are already in Sae's palace. why isn't goro with them and where's haru? #and to that i say shhhh suspend your disbelief. akechi is in mementos carving pumpkins to avoid trick or treaters. #and also haru isn't there because i cannot draw 6+ people in a cramped space yet!!! my art skills are Just Not There Quite Yet :( #so she's staying home and handing out fullsized candy bars to kids. that's where she is while this is all going down #'does akira know it's akechi down there?' :) that's up to you! but i WILL say that I was thinking about Akeshu when i wrote this so. :)))) #ANYWAY if you read this far in the tags im so sorry lmao. thanks for sticking around! Hope you had a happy halloween :) #hopefully i won't disappear for long this time. idk im just gonna start uploading other bullshit art in the interim between comics i guess #probably some fire emblem shit. we'll see. we'll see. anyway bye!! till next time!

[furiousgoldfish]

abusive parents: in the 'real' world--

me: ah yes, because your house where you force children into submission is an imaginary land, devoid of reality, a fantasy place where nobody has experienced an actual real-life event, and you yourself have transported this place out of reality only for me to be able to experience this imaginary world where you are the god and decide whats real and what isn't, as well as what past events can be revisioned to your liking. Which one of us isn't living in the real world again.

#abusive parents #toxic parents #bullshitting children #child abuse #the real world #there is no other world than the real world #and parents trying to trick you into believing you haven't experienced real world #is a scam and a lie #their house is not only the real world #but the most dangerous part of the real world #where empathy doesn't exist and you have no human rights #real world has human rights #and laws against abuse #and laws against child exploitation #and laws against violence #and it says parents should take care of their children #and not what you've been doing #you created a bubble where you do illegal things to me #and then lecture me about how none of it is real #it was real alright #my body remembers everything #and so do you #but you remember it with pleasure #gross

[hisui-dreamer]

random idea of a soulmate au where soulmates share each others pain (e.g. you trip and injure your knee and your soulmate also feels your pain on their knee) and you're soulmates with malleus but you've fallen head over heels in love with leona and want nothing more than for him to be happy and so in ch2 when savanaclaw plays against diasomnia in spelldrive, you actively put yourself in excruciating pain all so to disable malleus so your beloved lion can finally, finally get a taste of being first place

to be continued here

#i dont know where this came from but im loving the drama #i imagine the excruciating pain would be drinking some sort of poison?? #just the image of malleus standing tall and proud in the field #and hes suddenly hunched over in pain and unable to move #leona doesn't know what's going on but he sees an opportunity and seizes it #and i imagine you wouldn't want to/be able to tell leona what you did either #since you want him to believe he kinda won without any tricks #so he's just upset and frustrated afterwards when he finds out you've been hurt #but he'll be like a little kid showing off about how he defeated malleus and won the game #the angst potential lakdhejbsldjsla #rinna rants #twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar x reader

[natjennie]

OKAY why do yall have to have the worst nastiest most rotted bad faith interpretations of things ever the episode was incredible what the fuck is wrong with you

#you cant love something? #you've never heard of 'if you love something let it go' #???? #like okay tell me you dont understand narrative structure without telling me #because the difference is they chose it! they voted! they decided! #all the other times leading up to this that alison has considered leaving it was never going to work #it was in desperation and full of schemes and tricks and barely scraping by #of course this time was different! #instead of NEEDING to sell the house. it was a choice #instead of alison leaving them it was them letting alison go. #do you GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #it was actually perfect!!!!!!!!!!! #alison has always been the audience surrogate. and they made it so literal #like we are separated from the ghosts now but that doesnt mean we cant come back #that doesnt mean we cant love them #and even from the pov of the writers! you're leaving this story by choice #youre not being forced into another season or trying to scrape together every last penny #they're still there! we're just going our separate ways! #where's that art that's like. different relationships and its lines running parallel and away and intertwining #ghosts has always been about doing things in your own time and unconventional expressions of love and family and growth #i thought it was perfect okay!!!!!!!!!! #if you're mad i get it feel how you feel #but the themes stayed theming. i thought it worked perfectly #remind me to never trust when yall say things are bad #bbc ghosts #ghosts spoilers

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

Paco there’s someone behind u,

PACO U SHOULD RUN

??? says:

Ṭ̴͖̻̼͉̻͛̂̾͒̍́̂ͅh̷̢̺̔͑̌̀ȩ̶̧͖̮̱͔̉̓͌̈́̋͐̓̓̓͂̌͒̕͝͠r̴͓̟͖̝̫̺͂́͌͋̎͐͘ė̶̹͚̟͇̹̩͖̼̲͉̋̓̒̂̎͗͑̽̕̕͜͜'̸͓̪̲̬͎̙̗̗̜̱̞̇̇̋̚ś̶̢̡̧̟̝̥̖̩̺̭̮̬̊̎̊ ̵̢͈̮̱̱͔̼̜̮͖̋̆͊̏̇̓̀́̇n̶̳͕̩̞̞̳̱͔̱̎͗̐̊̌́͑̆͒̇̏̀͜͝͠ͅò̴̧̪̼̦̻̟̻̗̼͍͙͖̮̰͐͗̿̊̿̽͜͠͝ ̷̧̦̙̯̫̦̥̙̫͔̗̗̐̃̔̍̂̂̓̔̋͛̉̒͜͝ǫ̶̺͇̪̼͓͍͇͙̝͉̭̤̝̿̈́͆ͅn̴̯͙͓̹̰͎̣̳̩͙͚̲̿̀͐͌̎̓̈́̅̈̔͠ͅẻ̶̤̺̫͔ ̷̗̺̭̹̙̠̼̗̿̍̑̎́̌̾̇͋̋̋͝b̵̢̦̦̰̞̩̌̍̒̀̈́̉͐̎͝͝e̵̲̒̂͐̾ẖ̷̣͙̬̃̿̑̂i̵̡̢̛͙̻̩͍̙̲̮̥̤̖̰͇͈͐͂͒̐̚n̸̲̰͇͙͗͜d̷̡̧̡̠̬̠̜̝̰̫̹̹̂̌͒̋͗̾̈͜ ̵̟̺͓͚̐͂̐̾̊̿͌̏̊͂̌̕͝m̸̢̠̀͒̊̅̓̐̈́̓̀̋́̽ē̵̲̬̖͉̳̺͇̰̺̣̔̓̑͜͝ͅ.̷̼̟͉͕͙̹̥̰̪͎̞̓͗͆̽̑̐͑̾́̈́͋̎̀͘͝ͅ ̷̛̟̞͉͕̔̂̂̔̈́̋͐̏͒́͑͐͊͠D̶̢̢̥͕̗͔̤͌́̓̑̐͊̿̅͗̽͋͋̿͂̚õ̶̯̘̖̟͔̆̄̀͜͜͠n̸̢̹̘̰̜̺̬̙͓͔̽̈͊́̽̐́͋͐̊̇͠͝͝'̵̢̲̳̞̖̬͖̭̮̙̠̮̦̖́̔̇͑̕ţ̸̨͎͙̩̞̞̥̥̻̪̖̠̏̈́̾ ̸̡̨̼̦͔̮̦̽͑́̒̓̄̅̎͆̓͋̋͝w̷͉̿̌͒̆̑̉̈́̃̇͛̐̚ỡ̴̜̖̟̒̃̊͌̐͂̇͋̋͘̚r̶̮̦̟̹̰̤̜͔͖̲̀̈̈́̇͛̅̓̚͜͝r̵̲͚̐͒̒͆͗͆͐̽͝y̷̫̌͒̒͌̄͂ ̵̬̩̥͂͋̾͋͑̌͗̂͐͊̆̌̚ȃ̶̛͉̩͌̃͆̈́̊̈̋b̶̧̡̨͚͇͔̞̞̤͚̜͓͓̠̟̽͗̌̓̈̏͆̓͗̀̚͝õ̶̧̙̦͙͉̣͇̰̜̜̠̹͒̊͆́̂̍̈́̑̄̌̊̚̚͜ͅu̸̺̯͇͎̻͔̪̟̪̜̰͍̅̆͂͗͆̒̎̋̓̅͝t̷̨̩̭̲̬̫͛̓̌̇́͒͛̈̃̕͠͠͠ ̸̲̟̣͔͇̯͔̼̓̎̾̽̌ǐ̷̪̣͆͛̍̒͆t̸̨̳͓͈̺͎͎̙͚̜͚̂͜ͅͅ.̵̛̰̠̺̯͖̲̥̫̎͆̈́̎͒̚

#the jojolands #jjba #jojo part 9 #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 9 #jojolands #jjba jojolands #anon ask #ask me anything #ask ??? #anon you've been tricked #that wasn't the real paco you were talking to #run anon run!

[kinnbig]

ooh trick or treet!! 🎃

hello beloved here is an ArmKhun flavoured treat for you from a lil oneshot WIP I've had in my drafts for way too long 👀💖

It's the third outfit that does it.

Really, Tankhun isn't sure why he's surprised. The outfit is to die for. Tankhun looks incredible in it. He should almost certainly have anticipated some kind of reaction.

Perhaps it's different because it's just the two of them this evening. Usually, a bigger turnout is inspired by Tankhun's Pre-Party Styling Parties (wherein the afternoon before any excursion to Hum Bar (or really, to any function that Tankhun might care to attend - he's branching out these days, he's even been on a boat) is spent drinking cocktails and grazing on canapés and, most importantly, showcasing all of Tankhun's potential looks for the evening) - but today Chay has an audition, and Kinn and Porsche are away on business, and Pol was called away after barely ten minutes of partying (because one of his frankly ridiculous number of sisters rudely decided to give birth during Tankhun's gathering, which for some ungodly reason required Pol's presence) - and so now there's just Arm.

Arm, leaning against the wall in Tankhun's bedroom, wearing a surprisingly tasteful (albeit uninspiring) sky-blue button-up and holding a cocktail glass that no longer has a cocktail in it - because the entirety of said cocktail now finds itself staining the front of the aforementioned sky-blue shirt.

Tankhun had just swept aside the curtains of his dressing room to reveal his new outfit (his favourite so far; sheer, slinky mesh on top that clings exquisitely across his chest and waist and yoga-toned abs, if he does say so himself; expertly paired with a pair of flowy, delicately-patterned trousers with gorgeous corset detailing on the waistband; heeled, glittery boots; and a selection of fine silver jewellery, including a stunning body-chain that fastens quite eye-catchingly against his throat and waist), and Arm had looked up as he entered and promptly spilled his drink all over himself.

The thing is, Arm doesn't really even seem to have noticed. His eyes have gone very wide, and Tankhun can feel them on him; feel the heat of Arm's gaze on his skin as it traverses over him; feel Arm taking in the dark smudge of kohl around his eyes, the cling of shimmery black mesh to his torso, the caress of the delicate silver chain against his throat and sternum and waist - and Tankhun knows he looks good, of course he does, but the way Arm is looking at him stirs something molten and exhilarating deep within his gut.His blood seems to crackle.

Arm wants him.

It creeps through his veins, heady and powerful and intoxicating. Arm wants him, and it's so incredibly, electrifyingly perfect, because Tankhun has wanted Arm since the night he took off his clothes in Yok's bar.

(Or at least, the night Arm took off his clothes in Yok's bar is when Tankhun first allowed himself to admit that he wanted Arm; an earnest agreement to Yok’s drunken, filthy confession, whispered through a conspiratorial grin into Tankhun's ear, "I'd let that bodyguard of yours do more than just guard my body, I'll tell you that much," - but in truth, if he thinks about it: it's been longer than that. Much longer.

If Tankhun is honest with himself, he knows that this clawing, aching want has been simmering inside of him for so long that it feels perfectly at home in his rib cage; woven into the very fibre of his being; part of every single cell in his body as if each one had been designed to contain it - as if deep down, at his core, Tankhun had been built to yearn. To long. Like this. For him.)

Now, Arm stares at him with unmistakable desire, and Tankhun stills, for a moment, and lets the thrill of it hum down his spine; shuddered and singing and stuttered like wind-chimes in the breeze.

And then he tuts. "Oh," he says, and Arm startles at the sound, his eyes snapping to meet Tankhun's before abruptly dropping again, embarrassed, a pink flush rising high on his cheekbones as he inspects the damage to his shirt, "this won't do at all."

✨🍬 fic writer ask box trick-or-treat! 🍬✨

#edit: oh my god sorry the formatting has been so fucked up on this i hate tumblr actually #sorry emma lmao i know you've definitely read this snippet before... so perhaps this is more of a trick! #also this fic is my first ever attempt at tankhun pov i was so nervous to try it but turns out i love love love writing his voice #so many run-on sentences #an aside in parenthesis that is TWO PARAGRAPHS LONG. #only tankhun! he just has so much to say! #hehehe #armtankhun #ask game #darcey.fic #thewholedamnboulangerie #ask #trick or treat

[khihi]

Oh yes, rick rack fit fat indeed

#help elsa is tricking me into tommyposting AGAIN #käärijä #häärijä #tommy cash #ask #you've all been rickracked

[fluffypotatey]

Summary: “Liam? Mason told me he was visiting his uncle.” “Is that so?” “Complained about it all through dinner a couple days ago,” she said with a fond chuckle. “Somedays I worry those two have grown a little too codependent on the other.” David could only nod and smile politely. Something ugly bubbled in his gut as his mind raced over the fact that Liam was not, in fact, where he and Jenna believed. He had excused himself and rushed to his office in order to call Jenna and see if she could figure out where their son went. ~~~ Liam Dunbar, despite how much he tries, is a horrible liar, and though his dad may be swamped with work at the hospital, he can't help but notice, and he worries.

hello! i will stick my leg into the fandom door with a thiam fic

#look at that it's not bbc merlin! #thiam fic this may be but you've been tricked! bamboozled bc it's a david geyer & liam dunbar character study!!!! #thiam #thiam fic #teen wolf #teen wolf fic #liam dunbar #dr. geyer #david geyer #theo raeken #(will enter the fic later dw he's just not in chapter 1) #character study #rated g i think #fanfiction #ao3 #archive of our own #my fic

[a-wondering-thought]

do you ever just drink a cup of black coffee and then only after you drink it you realise that it was decaf and then the disappointment you feel is is just so crushing

#yeah #this was me this morning #i was heartbroken #and dont get me wrong #i do like decaf coffee and drink it a lot #but not like that #bc it feels like you've been tricked #decaf coffee #vi screams into the void

[le-velo-pour-dru]

I'm not gonna lie, I've been nervous about doing this inbox trick-or-treat thing, cause I wanna make sure I give people good stuff y'know!! I don't wanna give them something they wouldn't like, and I'm also not sure if I should adhere too much to the Halloween theme or not. I'm starting to understand the idea that it Literally Doesn't Matter though, and it's just silly and fun and you can do whatever you want :3 🩷

#dru speaks #my brain is. so freaked out rn. so the perfectionist in me has been panicking about this #if you've sent me an ask for it i'll get to you!! i just. don't have it in me right now :'3 #tomorrow's the trick-or-treat day where i am. so. if i do it tomorrow it'll still be accurate X3 💖 #but yeah sorry i'm overwhelmed by homework rn so the idea's kind of freaking me out for now. i'll get to it though if you sent me an ask!! #it's such a fun and silly idea and it's nice that you guys have involved me but i don't have it in me tonight :'3 💖

[theforestknowsmydreams]

I'm just reading a regular old reincarnation manga and it shattered my heart

So MC just fought a boss in self-defense, and as said boss is dying, they have a chat... They exchange names, and it's revealed the "God" that blessed the MC is somehow acquainted with the King of Serpents he just fought.

Before the MC can ask any more questions, he gets the loot pop-up. The boss is dead.

As he turns to leave he says thanks for the items, calling the boss by his real name for the first and last time. And we get a glimpse of his status. Besides the stat increases, he has also gained a new title.

Friend of the Serpent King

there's like a million things i want to say and i am going to put all of them into the tags

because i am EMOTIONAL

#think of the IMPLICATIONS #the serpent king had been waiting for a challenger for over 150 years #and suddenly there's this boy #he's stronger than he should be but doesn't hold any malice #at first the serpent king thinks he's being tricked #but then the boy says a name no one has said in many decades #the name of your old friend #and everything falls into place #you're lying on the floor slowly bleeding out #looking at the boy who killed you #and you can't help but see your friend in him #the friend you lost so long ago #but here's his legacy #the one thing you've been waiting for #and what spelled your demise #you know you're going to die #but in your last moments #you hold nothing but goodwill in your heart #you are dead #and your death will help your new friend #your old friend #your new friend that was blessed by your old friend #and you have just given him your blessing as well #the forest speaks #manga #Nito no Taidana Isekai Shoukougun: Sai Jakushoku “Healer” Nano ni Saikyou wa Desu ka? #that's what it's called apparently

[shamelesslymkp]

@mayakern OK so I have a PLAN to write a nice and helpful review of your skirts, but I honestly have no idea if I'll actually be able to follow through anytime soon or if it'll just languish in my head for the rest of time, so this is a PLACEHOLDER nice and helpful review that just says HER SKIRTS ARE V. NICE, IF PLUS SIZE AND ON FENCE HIGHLY RECOMMEND DO BUY

#this is in fact me tricking myself into writing a helpful review #by putting the stuff in the tags #these skirts are a+++ #i'd been looking at the sunflowers skirt longingly for months #and then it was on sale and i was everything is terrible i want cheerful sunflowers #and i got it #wore it #and immediately ran into the problem of wanting to wear it every day #(side note i now have purchased three additional skirts) #for the texture-sensitive people such as myself! important info: #material feels like bamboo cotton like you can get in sheets #so if you don't know what that feels like and if it's an ok texture you can go to a store that sells bed linens and find a sample #n.b. it's not exactly the same probably but it feels close enough for me #and i am . notoriously picky about textures #the skirts are full enough that even though the material is soft and light #it hangs heavily enough to not show off anything you're wearing underneath #and disguises that you've got stuff in your pockets #even if your pockets are FULL #(and these are BIG POCKETS) #the sizes overlap - I got the larger size of the ones i fit into #and i like the fit but did find that my pockets will start pulling them down a bit #which is less of a problem if both pockets are full #and more of a problem if it's just one pocket #so i have now ordered the size down as well #anyways yes highly recommend #yes expensive but also! not actually THAT expensive! #because this stuff is quality?? #like i buy shit from torrid which is somewhat cheaper #but also will start falling apart within six months if not sooner #and i can tell that when it arrives because of the stitching etc

[kip-loric]

Trick or treat!

Oh god, I'm out of planned treats.

Uh

UH

Blep

#you've been bleped #could be a trick or a treat #halloween #cats

[megaawkwardhuman]

Muahahah it's not empty anymore

MUAHAHAHAH NOW IT IS

#you've been bamboozled #answering stuff #I successfully tricked someone into sending me an ask yipeeeeeeeeee!!!!