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"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.

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me normally: i love!! acquiring objects!!

me packing: who the FUCK acquired this many OBJECTS

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also just

Mando bringing TL4J to Boba’s Palace and Boba breezing by Luke, Ahsoka, and Ezra to be like “WAIT A MINUTE-“ with Cal ALNSKCDN

maybe Boba can help Cal with his latest problem

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

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In my soul and spirit I'm rejoicing with the 911 kiddos for their good fortune, but the true vector for spreading fannish enthusiasm on Tumblr is the gifset, and all the 911 gifsets seem to be of 2-3 absolutely identical dudes, so it's all very confusing. I don't know which one Buck is, but I guess he's going on dates with a guy who isn't the other main guy? I actually thought there were gays already, but what I'm learning is that those are the gays from a different show which is also 911, a show I was not even aware had a cinematic universe. Anyway I believe in my heart that all of this would feel less confusing to me if it were happening on a space ship, but people who watch procedurals deserve happiness and I'm not afraid to say it. God bless you and your 2-5 sturdy, indistinguishable white men.

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you know it’s time to go to bed when the existential crisis strolls in

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since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this

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REC: paxopalotls - the courage of stars

URL: https://ift.tt/l0kLOJf Jazz thinks she might be going insane. Or maybe everyone else is insane, and she’s the only normal person left. Either of those could explain why she seems to be the only one seeing her dead brother’s face on the town’s favorite ghost hero. (Words: 3,951) !!!fandom, !!fic, |site:ao3, +fandom:danny.phantom, ::rating:teen.and.up.audiences, ~author:paxopalotls, character:jazz.fenton, character:danny.fenton, character:minor.characters, character:sam.manson, character:tucker.foley, character:mentioned.maddie.fenton.-.character, character:mentioned.jack.fenton.-.character, relationship:danny.fenton.&.jazz.fenton, relationship:danny.fenton.&.jazz.fenton.&.tucker.foley.&.sam.manson, ::category:gen, \creator.chose.not.to.use.archive.warnings, ~ao3:full.ghost.danny.fenton, ~ao3:no.one.knows.danny.fenton.is.danny.phantom, ~ao3:alternate.universe.-.canon.divergence, ~ao3:good.sibling.jazz.fenton, ~ao3:jazz.fenton.needs.a.hug, ~ao3:supportive.jazz.fenton, ~ao3:danny.fenton.needs.a.hug, ~ao3:mentioned.jack.and.maddie.fenton, ~ao3:neglectful.parents.jack.and.maddie.fenton, ~ao3:hurt/comfort, ~ao3:emotional.hurt/comfort, ~ao3:light.angst, ~ao3:hopeful.ending, ~ao3:not.beta.read, ~ao3:phic.phight.(danny.phantom), ~ao3:phic.phight:.team.human.(danny.phantom), ~ao3:phic.phight.2024.(danny.phantom), ~ao3:rated.t.

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REC: TorScrawls - They a Bit Confused but They Got the Spirit

URL: https://ift.tt/oU0OS2J by @torscrawls Maddie and Jack are ready to support Danny now that he's become a half-human, even though he's not ready to talk to them about it yet. He's so lucky that he has such observant and caring parents! They'll do anything they can to make sure he feels accepted and that he knows they love him no matter what, especially since turning into a werewolf must have been so scary. (Words: 1,344) !!!fandom, !!fic, |site:ao3, +fandom:danny.phantom, ::rating:general.audiences, ~author:torscrawls, character:danny.fenton, character:maddie.fenton, character:jack.fenton.(danny.phantom), character:jazz.fenton, relationship:danny.fenton.&.maddie.fenton, relationship:danny.fenton.&.jack.fenton, relationship:jack.fenton/maddie.fenton, ::category:gen, \no.archive.warnings.apply, ~ao3:but.they.missed.the.mark, ~ao3:mistaken.identity, ~ao3:silly, ~ao3:humor, ~ao3:fluff, ~ao3:jack.and.maddie.fenton.are.trying.to.be.good.parents

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Cat software on dog hardware

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Hi Tumblr! It’s been [redacted] years that I haven’t posted something, which is rather silly actually. Fixing that.

Anyway, here’s Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb series! :) Enjoy!

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I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

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the polyamory couldn't save them in the end. but it matters that it was there

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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

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REC: suzukiblu - I wanna save that light

URL: https://ift.tt/BPLG9z3 by @suzukiblu Who knows, maybe this farm needs some more “Kents” on it.

(Words: 6,743) | Part 1 of I am never gonna leave this world without you !!!fandom, !!fic, |site:ao3, +fandom:supergirl.(comics), +fandom:superman.(comics), +fandom:superman.-.all.media.types, +fandom:dcu.(comics), ::rating:general.audiences, ~author:suzukiblu, character:kara.zor-el, character:clark.kent, character:martha.kent, character:jonathan."pa".kent, relationship:clark.kent.&.kara.zor-el, relationship:martha.kent.&.kara.zor-el, relationship:jonathan."pa".kent.&.kara.zor-el, ::category:gen, \no.archive.warnings.apply, ~ao3:alternate.timelines, ~ao3:alternate.universe.-.canon.divergence, ~ao3:alternate.universe.-.different.first.meeting, ~ao3:family, ~ao3:fluff, ~ao3:fluff.and.angst, ~ao3:family.fluff, ~ao3:grief/mourning, ~ao3:loss, ~ao3:orphans, ~ao3:adoption, ~ao3:kryptonian.culture.&.customs.(dcu), ~ao3:kryptonian.biology.(dcu), ~ao3:alien.culture, ~ao3:alien.biology, ~ao3:alien.cultural.differences, ~ao3:culture.shock, ~ao3:language.barrier, ~ao3:kara.zor-el.is.an.alien, ~ao3:clark.kent.is.an.alien, ~ao3:to.absolutely.no.one’s.surprise.the.kents.take.in.two.alien.kids.at.once, ~ao3:ma.and.pa.kent.have.

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ppl were asking why leandra called hawke his surname in that other post so here's an explanation <3

(commission info // kofi support!)

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

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REC: tereziserkets - something soon - Supernatural (TV 2005) [Archive of Our Own]

URL: https://ift.tt/J9ix1OZ December 1999. Sixteen-year-old Sam Winchester keeps having dreams where he kills his father. OR: my thesis on teenage sam winchester, told through a series of chronological vignettes (Words: 5,639) Part 3 of sun bleached flies (sitting on the windowsill) !!!fandom, !!fic, |site:ao3, +fandom:supernatural, ::rating:teen.and.up.audiences, ::category:gen, relationship:john.winchester.&.sam.winchester, relationship:dean.winchester.&.sam.winchester, relationship:sam.winchester/original.female.character(s), ~ao3:pre-canon, ~ao3:pre-stanford.era.(supernatural), ~ao3:patricide, ~ao3:implied/referenced.child.abuse, ~ao3:sam.is.a.true.crime.girly.confirmed, ~ao3:john.winchester's.a+.parenting, ~ao3:sam.winchester's.life.shattering.world.altering.teenage.angst, ~ao3:pov.sam.winchester, ~ao3:sam.winchester-centric, ~ao3:character.study, ~ao3:eating.disorders, ~ao3:violent.thoughts, ~ao3:protective.sam.winchester, ~ao3:protective.dean.winchester, ~ao3:sam.looking.at.dean.and.johns.relationship.and.going.well.thats.fucked, ~ao3:is.something.that.can.be.so.personal.to.me, ~ao3:dreams.and.nightmares, ~ao3:angst, ~author:tereziserkets

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