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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

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i am so normal

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WHY WON’T YOU TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE

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careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

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felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show

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*me on my deathbed*

grandkids: *crying* what is she saying???

me: neil…neil gaiman…he said…there’s an invisible and unbreakable line that joins crowley and aziraphale…

grandkids: …

me: … my god he was so real for that … *dies*

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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Special guests!

#IBUWHIUDVHIWUIDFIEVHWBOIFOWBJODOPIBKHD #look I know we knew in advance that harvey was going to be in this show cuz he made a post about it #BUT STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACPVEW-I9FBUDHUBFEWIOFBEFVHE2UGRUEGREU90GEBFGRFEHBGUI9W0GWIHEFBUWU9-HREW9U-EF

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The speedrunner got a BLJ from his boyfriend: Blow Long Job.

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Harvey Guillén for his Metro Weekly cover feature, photographed by Justin Wu.

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My favorite thing about the show was how much pull Edwin had everyone wanted him BAD

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?