#it will work 100% of the time

[sgtcalhouns]

ages ago I was thinking about the song “your man” by josh turner (I don’t listen to country but every so often the beginning gets stuck in my head because I watched scotty mccreery’s season of american idol and he sang that song so many times it became a running joke) and the lyrics “I can’t believe how much it turns me on just to be your man” feel like suuuuch a felix sentiment but it’s so corny I had a hard time basing any smut on the concept. anyway I just realized I accidentally wrote it into that fic without meaning to lol

#anyway now tamora is gonna refer to him as ‘my man’ whenever she wants something from him #it will work 100% of the time #it also reminds me of the joke in the SpongeBob musical where karen calls plankton ‘big guy’ #he reacts to that in a way I did not expect from a musical based on children’s media #I’ve wanted to play with these concepts for a while but it’s hard to do it in a way that feels natural

[lazer-t]

3D Animation Commission

Character belongs to @wanderingwastelands

#leave a comment if this made you yawn lol #i must have yawned at least 100 times working on it #art #my art #digital #digital art #3d #3d modelling #3d model #blender #blender 3d #blender3d #npr 3d #blender npr #stylized #animation #3d animation #animated #gif #animated gif #loop #looping animation #yawn #alien #creature #exothropean #wanderingwastelands #commission #commissioned work #lazert

[birbs-in-space]

curious about what's in store for you for 2024? :D

Let AO3 decide!

(Updated from 2023: Up-to-date tag bank, opt-in tag categories, optional dark mode! As always: proceed with informed consent.)

#new post #clearing out my original tags since they're not 100% accurate but as always this has been a labor of love and also (new!) collaboration #do you know how hard it is to go thru 13k tags and categorize them? so thank you to my dear friend for proofing these #this update has been in the works since june or july (though i worked on it very intermittently) #and i am SO happy to be done with it for the time being #because i very much have other responsibilities LMAO

[mimimar]

finally completed my comic based on the song ivy by taylor swift!✿ please zoom in to read the text and see the details~

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you can get the digital zine pdf here! it includes extras like character profiles, costume design, more art of willow and ivy, zine-exclusive sketches and an illustrated guide to the symbolism of all the flowers in this comic.

you can also get prints of individual pages here!

✿.✿.✿

#ivy comic #it's finally complete!!!♡ this was the longest project ever but i really wanted to do my best on every spread #i also worked really hard on the extra pages for the zine. i hope you like those as well if you decide to get it! #i've been wanting to make this comic since evermore came out in 2020 and i listened to ivy for the first time #i posted the first sketches from this comic on my patreon in 2022 and released the first page last year in 2023 #so it's been a loooong time coming working on this in between other art #i was always disappointed that i got a hand injury back when i was making my dorothea/'tis the damn season comic #so i couldn't give my 100% on every page of that one. that's part of why i wanted to go all out for my ivy comic #and it has a happy ending this time!♡ #thank you for sticking around if you've been reading since page 1 #and thank you also if you just read it for the first time today! #also i didn't plan it but i coincidentally finished this comic exactly on lesbian visibility week. love that #ivy comic mimimar #oc #ivy #willow #taylor swift #taylor swift ivy #ivy taylor swift #evermore #illustration #illo #comic #lesbian #wlw #sapphic #lesbian visibility week #lesbian art #wlw art #sapphic art

[whoreraccoon]

Dp x dc crossover

Danny’s got dozens of favors to cw to pay back so when the bats get stuck in time shenanigans cw gets Danny to pull them out and fix it for him to pay back the debts

Danny’s annoyed and wondering how one family who don’t even have superpowers can get into so much time shit (it’s the flash family’s fault)

Batfam are confused abt who this time traveling/fixing kid is and why he owes so many favors to a mysterious powerful figure

Cw is laughing bc he knows no matter how this pans out it’ll be deeply entertaining in a non apocalyptic way

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #danny phantom #batman #yes this does mean when Bruce gets stuck in the time stream Danny gets him back before Tim loses his spleen #let the boy have working organs he doesn’t get a working family #this is 100% petty shits and giggles on clockworks part bc of the shit Danny’s pulled before

[uncanny-tranny]

Periodic reminder that unless a person specifically and clearly tells you it is okay to tell others they are trans or queer, you should err on the side of caution and assume they do not want you to tell people (especially random people!) about their transness or queerness.

You have no idea, generally, why somebody doesn't talk openly about their trans or queer status, and you have no idea, truly, how somebody might react to that information. The most progressive person out there is still capable of harbouring incredibly negative thoughts about somebody's queer status.

#lesbian #gay #bi #bisexual #trans #transgender #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #ally advice #inspired after somebody at work outed me (again ×3) #i don't care how 'safe' you assume they will be! you cannot TRULY guarantee their safety! #you are effectively gambling with somebody's safety by assuming you can out them #also even if their safety was somehow 100% guaranteed it is still not your place to dictate what others know about THEM #like it isn't your own information you are giving out. the other person is a real human being with real thoughts... #...and there are real ramifications to your actions! this is like... real life and like... real people #anyway. i'm still fucking horrified at how cool people are (at least wrt me) with outing others 🙃🫠 #and it just... further reminds me that others see me as like... a thing to be talked about/over and i'm not seen as an autonomous human #maybe that's not their intentions 9/10 times but that still doesn't justify it nor does it change how i interpret that behaviour 👍 #it's just dehumanizing imo to be reminded 'your comfort DOESN'T MATTER. i think you should be talked ABOUT not TO.' #clarification for the first tag: this is the THIRD time somebody has outed me. i NEVER talk about being trans to... pretty much ANYBODY irl #it's shit like this that i have to resist taking the 'doompill' over #because it's scary and dehumanizing every. single. time. i feel so fucking scared each time #because - AGAIN - i know my safety will NEVER be guaranteed because i am trans and queer

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[gummi-ships]

#kingdom hearts 2 #kh2 #my gif #i'm aware these aren't all of the command menus in the game. i limited them to ones that represent the general world as a whole #otherwise this post would be really long and would take a lot more work #i'm a big fan of how they make assets that are designed specifically for a certain world or area #they're cool to look at and i never really took the time to stop and appreciate all the details #some even have little animations when you expand the menus #as well as hidden mickeys #very cool stuff #okay time to tag all these worlds... #twilight town #hollow bastion #radiant garden #100 acre wood #mysterious tower #olympus coliseum #underworld #space paranoids #land of dragons #beast's castle #disney castle #timeless river #atlantica #port royal #halloween town #christmas town #agrabah #pride lands #the world that never was

[lunacias]

these are the silt verses, and I name our disciples thus

#the silt verses #sister carpenter #brother faulkner #paige duplass #james hayward #not 100% happy with this but I've been working on it for uhh two months and wanted to get it up before the next ep #cannot stress enough this isn't necessarily how i picture these characters but moreso what I can draw LOL #every time I try to conceptualize them it's like trying to look at someone without my glasses #in that i get vague forms etc but nothing concrete #it's weird bc it's like. the more i relisten the less concrete image i have of them /thinks #though I will say i will die on curly haired + freckles faulkner #and I usually picture carpenter with a simple wavy ponytail #also in terms of scars i like the idea of faulkner having a scar on his hand from the glass in the s2 finale #and hayward having a scar on his forehead from hembrey! #also i don't think hayward smokes but i liked how it looked when paired with paige and her alcohol! #also something something he might have tried once to blend in with the other police officers but never took to it #been wanting to draw something for silt verses for forever so!! #edit: added an alt id in the image description! #uploaded this last night and completely forgot to i'm sorry! #pls lmk if it's too long or not really a good description!

[acekindaneat]

well, he sure is seeing something

bonus uu-chan bc i miss her

#the amount of times i've tried to make this post ggrgrg #anyways i am working on a comic so have some silly doodles for now #reigen arataka #arataka reigen #serizawa katsuya #katsuya serizawa #serirei #mp100 dimple #ekubo #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 fanart #illustration #artists on tumblr #uu chan #mi art stuff

[saltedsnailstudio]

pulled some test prints of this new lil block

#not 100% happy with it but such is the nature of making stuff #I am pleased with the fact that you cannot tell where I screwed up and had to patch the hole with wood filler #I don’t usually use speedball lino or mounted lino but over all enjoyed working with it this time!! #it carved a bit easier/softer than my usual battle ship grey lino #printmaker #linoprint #block printing #printmaking #relief print #salted snail studio #block print #reliefprint #handmade #linocut printing #linocut #Linocut printmaking

[b4kuch1n]

same teacher, different lessons

transcript

#sonic the hedgehog #dr. ivo eggman robotnik #miles tails prower #sonic frontiers #SPOILERS. THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS COMIC BY THE WAY. #SONIC FRONTIERS SPOILERS #smiles gently I can not believe I let sonic the fuckign hedgehog ruin my life #(I can I totally can) #hi <3 if you follow me because I drew this sonic comic. don't! #don't do it! follow me bc I'm funny and hot and devastatingly smart don't follow me bc I draw sonic stuff. bc it won;t happen again #I mean it. not bc I dont like or want to do sonic stuff. but bc I am literally in the middle of a job rn #one that I want to invest 100% of my time and brain in #this comic is actually an effort to win my brain back so I can do my job lol #because I finished miss penny snapcube's streams of this game and it force fed me emotions #I just! I just thought sonic would come tell eggman abt sage!! idk seems like something he'd do!!! #and also the whole thing abt letting the characters move on and have a future and change and develop #vs Killing My Baby Little Guy Daughter For Like Ten Minutes #thematically interesting! also for some reasons I had. a pretty easy time drawing this #I was mouthbreathing galloping like a horse to finishing this. Because I Need To Work #I didnt expect to have a good time with these designs tho idk why. probably bc I most suck shit at drawing animals #but to be fair yet again sonic and tails are little guys. theyre animal but theyre also like dudes. also sonic's design is kinda perfect #as far as character design goes he's really pretty goo- wait I made a continuity error hol on #okay. okay I fixed it. no problem. no matter 's all good now #okay. I go sleep now. today has been very noisy. but this actually got me through it okay #thank you sonic the hedgehog. that was pretty cool of u #have a good night guys! absolute freedom is probably really really sad #long post

[r0semultiverse]

FINN HAS A KID?!

4?!

Jake?! 👀

5?!

Finn's kid on the right looks a lot like the more human version of Huntress Wizard shown in the series trailer. 👀

#Finn 100% had a kid with the Huntress Wizard equivalent from farmworld #also how did Finn escape the crown's influence?? how did he smash it? #how does ice prince finn work if Prismo took his crown away?? is this the butterfly effect of Fionna & Cake existing #& their universe changing while existing is affecting everything else??? I guess that could explain it 🤔 #it was really cool seeing the farmworld universe in adventure time again! #Finn has sooo many kids; yeesh thats a lot! #mine #op #adventure time fionna & cake #adventure time fionna and cake #adventure time #adventure time spoilers #atimers #finn mertens #farmworld finn #farmworld #jay mertens #huntress wizard #finntress #finn x huntress wizard

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Been thinking about the X-Files recently. A show I have a hazy, but fond memory of.

#the x files #x files #fox mulder #dana scully #poorly drawn x files #is this going to be a thing? maybe? #iirc: The x-files is about two FBI agents who are trying so hard to be professional and not fall in love. And everything is a conspiracy. #...It *has* been nearly a decade since I saw the x files. I think I'd have a hard time rewatching for a few reasons but I did enjoy it. #This was initially just a work doodle I wasn't going to clean up #but the amount of x-files fans that Ive seen about + Lazycranberryart's wangxian x-files art got my brain too fired up. #Mulderscully vibes are like: "I'm her silly rabbit. she doesn't call me that outloud. But I believe in my heart it's true.' #Its about having faith and trust in each other! They might not always agree either but they have each other's backs! #Scully is 100% the one that kills the spiders in the relationship. Mulder wants to rescue them but his ideals aren't strong enough #Girl Daddy and Baby Girl Boy. That's who they are to me.

[gaasublarb]

Just Hobie Talking

Got sick of hearing voices I wasn't in the mood for.

This is the only song I need sometimes. Thank you

~ The version of this post with a full transcript ~

#i swear the oi oi worked when i first put it up but now its like... skipping it somehow??? 😭 #oi oi is 100% there on computer wtf mobile??? #mobile tumblr problems #Hobie Brown #Spiderpunk #my posts #atsv #videos #sometimes they're talking at the same time as others #so tempted to sacrifice some Hobie words to avoid others

[segasys]

Ramune :]

(oops image is kinda big)

alternates under

I couldn’t decide which one was best, I’m just a sucker for blue->purple->pink blend hue whatever you want to call it

#weeblr’s insane ramblings #rain world fanart #rw gourmand #rw spearmaster #rw rivulet #rw cream soda #rw ramune #First off #thanks for the 100+ followers :D #I’ll make a post on that soon #And now I can explain why I call this ship ramune #it’s literally because I like ramune and like to collect the bottles #(Although I only have two right now) #and I had one of my ramune bottles next to me #and I thought “well gourm and spear are already soda themed what if we just make riv like the marble” #and so heres ramune because I refuse to follow the other ship names #this also took me 4 days to make when it really could’ve taken me one if I had the time #:( #anyway I hope you like it #sry the image is so big #also my designs are getting a revamp which makes me a little sad since this one has the old ones #but I just really liked this idea #maybe Ill do it again another time #God I have no idea how lighting and shading works #Shhhhh no one saw my mistake shhhhh #mocha art