#sister carpenter

[nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour]

She's babygirl she's a grumpy old man she's a wanted woman she's creepy and wet she's cursed by the gods she's terrible to intern for she's an enemy of the state... i didn't use her name but she popped into your head didn't she

#sister carpenter #the silt verses

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

when i picture carpenter silt verses i am picturing a woman in her late 40s with the same physique as jason voorhees and hair that she's been washing with motel bar soap since she was 18 btw. this woman looks like if a long haul trucker occasionally had to perform ritual self-flagellation. like if a man with a single bottle of dawn dishsoap in his shower was a middle-aged woman who feared neither pain nor death. we're talking dry skin, resting bitch face, and something of the classic slasher villain in her sheer size and resilience. someone who could break an ankle and still not stop trying to kill you with an ax, genuinely frightening.

i believe in scary, gruff, aging women's rights.

#i mean yes yes we love carpenter she's actually quite a good person when push comes to shove #but my favorite carpenter is scary carpenter #the one who murdered all of those lab workers #that's my girl 🖤 #sister carpenter #the silt verses #gay little podcasts #it speaks!

[lunacias]

these are the silt verses, and I name our disciples thus

#the silt verses #sister carpenter #brother faulkner #paige duplass #james hayward #not 100% happy with this but I've been working on it for uhh two months and wanted to get it up before the next ep #cannot stress enough this isn't necessarily how i picture these characters but moreso what I can draw LOL #every time I try to conceptualize them it's like trying to look at someone without my glasses #in that i get vague forms etc but nothing concrete #it's weird bc it's like. the more i relisten the less concrete image i have of them /thinks #though I will say i will die on curly haired + freckles faulkner #and I usually picture carpenter with a simple wavy ponytail #also in terms of scars i like the idea of faulkner having a scar on his hand from the glass in the s2 finale #and hayward having a scar on his forehead from hembrey! #also i don't think hayward smokes but i liked how it looked when paired with paige and her alcohol! #also something something he might have tried once to blend in with the other police officers but never took to it #been wanting to draw something for silt verses for forever so!! #edit: added an alt id in the image description! #uploaded this last night and completely forgot to i'm sorry! #pls lmk if it's too long or not really a good description!

[ardentblooms]

these are the silt verses, and here are its disciples.

#paige & hayward r reposted but i wanted them all together ok #valarts #brother faulkner #sister carpenter #james hayward #paige duplass #the silt verses

[areyouokaypanda]

Binged through The Silt Verses and needed to get down how I saw them in my head.

#the silt verses #sister carpenter #brother faulkner #paige duplass #inspector hayward #fanart #my art

[vanillaflowerstuff]

just started listening to the silt verses! gee i hope no horrors befall these lovely characters

#my art #the silt verses #carpenter #faulkner #sister carpenter #brother faulkner

[b-2-b-1]

*how does it feel to know that you are alone, sister? That nobody is coming to help you? That there is no kindness, no mercy left to be had?*

Episode 19 Carpenter got me absolutely possessed. In fact, Carpenter got me feral. Like 2 drawings of the same wet, depressed, deranged, gods favorite, cappuccino lover, wanted criminal and mass murderer asexual disaster woman is a lot

#the silt verses #tsv carpenter #sister carpenter #art #episode 19 man #if you know you know #yes she is the axe murderer herself

[hawkfurze]

For the last few years for Asexual Awareness week, I'd try to do a drawing of Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives, but at this point theres so many podcast asexuals, I had to draw more, so of the aces going through it squad, we have Daughter Dooley from Old Gods of Appalachia, Sister Carpenter from The Silt Verses, and Jared Hel from Jar of Rebuke.

#sum doodles #asexual awareness week #the magnus archives #old gods of appalachia #the silt verses #jar of rebuke #tma #ogoa #tsv #jor #jonathan sims #daughter dooley #sister carpenter #jared hel

[ace-bookdragon]

diversity win! the woman who went on an axe murder rampage and killed six people is aroace

#the silt verses #tsv #sister carpenter #mallory glass #aroace

[gentlemean]

I present to you: The Whitegull River Symphony.

A classical symphony in four movements, inspired by @thesiltverses! The most recent episode swept me away in a river of creative inspiration, and I couldn't help but follow this stream to whatever murky depths it wanted to take me.

Creative thoughts and details beneath the cut.

The Whitegull River Symphony is written in f-Minor for a full symphonic orchestra. My rendition was created in FLStudio, using Spitfire's BBC-Symphonic-Orchestra plugin, as I am just one mediocre violinist without an entire orchestra at hand.

First Movement: River Angels, Allegro Assai

The first movement is dominated by the steady rhythm of the celli and violae, who act as the slow waves of our murky river. Among these waves, the faithful have prepared a sacrifice. Their hopeful prayers flick aross the water in the first half of the movement, and are answered by the scutteling, chittering spawn of the river in the second half.

Second Movement: Pilgrimage of the Prophet, Adagio

In the second movement, we focus entirely on our favorite little prophet (whose brilliant performance inspired me to make this. The existence of this symphony is your fault, @sassylich). He marches on through the silt with slow steps, while the clarinet plays his theme. His little schemes behind the scenes are played by the string section, the obvious warning signs are announced by the horns. Nevertheless: In the end, everyone is playing his tune.

Third Movement: The Withermark, Andante

And here we go, the river's might is unleashed. The angels of the river god approach unstoppably, drawn here by the prophet: His clarinet is setting the tune for the overwhelming wrath of the trawlerman. Nothing can stand in its way, but after the tides have calmed, new life can grow in their wake.

Fourth Movement: Katabasis, Allegro Assai

Katabasis, the descent into the depths. Nothing escapes the greedy maw of the Trawlerman, nobody can float above, untouched. All the instruments we've hear so far return, desceding into the roiling depths of the bassline. This is not a comforting or hopeful ending, this is an apocalypse.

#the silt verses #the trawlerman #whitegull river #brother faulkner #richard faulkner #the silt verses fanart #tsv #tsv fanart #sister carpenter #mine

[transgenderboobs]

my colleague and i are having some compatibility issues.

world's worst kidnappers bicker their way through a carjacking

#tsv #the silt verses #silt verses #carpenter #mallory glass #sister carpenter #faulkner #brother faulkner #my draws #join me in my blond faulkner propaganda #image described in the alt text

[crownleys]

Top Ten Carpenter Moments

#the silt verses #sister carpenter #tsv #tsv fanart #tsv carpenter #mallory glass #my tsv art #my art #fanart #artists on tumblr #fire #(id in atl text)

[strawberryjampire]

women who just cannot get gods to leave her alone

#sister carpenter #the silt verses #carpenter tsv #mallory glass #tsv

[shipwrecked-graveyard]

Finally, a sister carpenter I like

#.img #.art #tsv #the silt verses #sister carpenter #mallory glass #tsv carpenter #carpenter tsv #carpenter #carpenter glass

[b-2-b-1]

Ok so I may or may not be ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with the Silt verses I’m literally begging give them a listen. Anyway I have been possessed by the urge to draw sister Carpenter because yes. She’s just. Very character. I would sell my souls for her

#the silt verses #sister carpenter #horror podcast #i am in eskew #the trawler man s chittenous angles #yes I had a very strong urge #no #I could not be helped #is more coming? maybe

[nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour]

The core of Carpenter's character is that she's a bit of a nonpracticing misanthropist. Like if you asked her what she thought about human nature she'd be all 'humanity is the virus' and she'd go on a long rant about how you can't trust the system and you also can't fight the system and also you can't trust anyone who says you CAN fight the system but the minute she sees a couple dozen wounded civilians in a tactically dicey situation she springs into action with the zeal and tenacity of the Terminator

#also i think if you drew her attention to this contradiction she would simply glare at you and walk away without speaking. #net zero information. #sister carpenter #the silt verses #Carpenter 🤝 Casper the Great Pyrenees sheepdog on a mission from God Herself to the family farm in Decauter GA of coyotes with bright ideas