#it was replying to texts instead

[laudthingcat]

Almost had a heart attack

Got a random ass discord update an hoooly shit it was so fucking bad

#couldn’t slide to the side to see the uh #what’s that #STATUS #it was replying to texts instead #AND SLIDING TO THE RIGHT TO CHECK THE SERVERS AND DMs?? #i had to press A BUTTON to go to servers and dms #like wtf 💀💀💀 #almost cried but then i was happy to see I could disable it #❄️️; winter talks

[thefloatingstone]

*looks inside the official DeviantArt discord I'm part of* ru roh.

#text post #I hate that I am a member in this channel because now it means I have better knowledge of what's going on #which means I am gonna get so angry at misinformation #But also be unable to correct misinformation because there's little chance any correction I make will be heard #instead of just buried in the replies

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Red Hood finds Nightwing in the throes of fear toxin, babbling about missed calls and text messages.

#prompts #you know the drill #Jason is very confused and also very pissed #where the hell is Batman when his precious robins need him? #certainly not where he should be no sir #instead Jason has to deal with this crap #and totally ruin his street cred as a newly minced crime lord #goddammit #also Dick needs to shut up a out stupid calls and texts #did he forget to reply to his gf or something? #Jason is in for one hell of a surprise when Nightwing suddenly starts screaming his name and begging him not to go after his mom #…huh #interesting #now how can Jason make this worse? #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #nightwing #dick and Jason #batman

[bowlofsoob]

TAEHYUN AS YOUR GYM CRUSH !

taehyun x gender neutral reader

strangers to friends to lovers, college setting

you both met in a group chat meant to help people find gym buddies and he reached out since you guys lived near one another, and it didn’t take long for you two to become friends

if u don’t work out just pretend xx

#txt smau #txt x reader #txt x gender neutral reader #taehyun smau #taehyun x you #taehyun x y/n #taehyun x gender neutral reader #taehyun x reader #taehyun headcanons #taehyun texts #the insta thing is supposed to be u tried sending his story to someone but replied to it instead #cud also be u accidentally send him a ss

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

STRILONDES GO TO WALMART

ROSE: All right, we only have nine dollars left.

DAVE: cheese sticks 

ROSE: You want nine dollars worth of cheese sticks? 

DAVE: yes

ROSE: If that makes you happy. 

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ROXY: u sent me a meme when i was standing right beside u in walmart...

DIRK: Yes.

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CASHIER: are they with you?

ROXY: [looks at dave and rose] hmmm no i have never seen them before in my life

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ROXY: [going into an aisle as dave wanders off]  ...hell be okay

ROSE: Natural selection will get him.

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ROSE: I don’t have any pockets.

DAVE: why not

ROSE: Because women have tiny pockets.

DAVE: well why does roxy have pockets

ROXY: cause!! im not a woman

ROSE: Because they’re wearing mens’ pants.

DAVE: yo roxy what if i got you some really nice mens pants without pockets

ROXY: why even bother????

DAVE: cause of the aesthetic

ROXY: fuck ur aesthetic!!!! i want pockets

#submission #dirk verbally shuts down in megastores like walmart so he just sends people memes instead #'dirk what do you want from this aisle' and he replies with like. a picture of the horse from the 'MAN' picture #and it says 'ORANGE JUICE' 'BOTTOM TEXT' #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #quote #mod dave #rose lalonde #dave strider #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #and the RANDOM CASHIIIIIEEEEERRRR

[ifindus]

Hi!! I’m learning Norwegian right now and I was wondering if you have any tips about the language as a native? Maybe some slang or good books you could recommend! :D

🤩💖

I'd def recommend having a look at NRK's website for free shows and films if you have a VPN. As for book recommendations I'd suggest the Phenomena series (I loved them as a kid), or Alvetegnet with Gravbøygen Våkner as an absolute favourite of mine with great folklore inspirations, and Sigurd Drakedreperen by Torill T. Hauger.

Some slang(?) for you:

Skjer? - What's up? lit. trans.: Happening?

Serr? - Seriously? shortening of "seriøst"

Hils - not really slang, but means to say hi to someone else for someone. Like "Oh, you're seeing them later? Hils", and when they see the person they'll say "Oh btw, I hilse from that person".

Lættis - Funny.

Klein - Awkward. Older meaning: ill/sick.

Legg - ID. short for Legitimasjon.

Those are the most common ones I can think of, but there's plenty more in different dialects; sju (skjønner du - you see) and læll (allikevel - regardless) from my own.

#norwegian language #not hetalia #always here for language help because I love languages #sorry the reply took a while #regarding my own dialect: apparently I'm one of the only ones remembering when we'd text “7h” instead of “sju” 😭😭 #when I tell people about this they are always amazed #it was like a period of a few years back when people started getting their personal mobile phones #but then we just stopped #I think we should bring it back #this was when you'd have to push a number several times to get a letter #and “sju” was such a common word to use it just made sense to type a number and one letter instead

[tariah23]

im back to say after reading your tags/ramblings on this new jjk chapter yeah everyone shitting on shoko and yuta for this are like? how.

especially with shoko (as you know i think about her a lot) i'm not surprised she reacted this way considering she has seen all of her friends die basically and she definitely deals with dead sorcerers on the daily that she probably knew in life considering she's the main healer. in my headcanons she recognizes a lot of the people who eventually end up dead on her exam table.

plus as you mentioned her reaction to geto's mass murder is super chill. she was never going to have a breakdown over fucked up shit? at least not outwardly, unfortunately we don't really get a look in her head. also god forbid a woman have interest in dead/macabre things and/or not give 110% emotionally at all times.

personally i enjoy satosugu (insert multishipper nuance here) but the fandom surrounding the ship is very...... can you think about any other character? please??? can you also see satoru and suguru as individuals???? PLEASE?

the manga is not your satosugu fanfiction there are other characters here that matter...

IT’S SO BAD!!! THEY ARE ACTING LIKE HIS STUDENTS AND FRIENDS WANTED THIS!?!! And are refusing to look at the story from a narrative standpoint outside of shipper/fanon shit… They do this literally every time something huge and awful happens. They always end up making it about a damn ship, completely glossing over the characters themselves and their intentions. It’s so frustrating. The Gojo and Getou they talk about is barely even them… those are OC’s!!!

And the only reason why they’re talking so negatively about Shoko is because they hate women 🗣️🗣️🗣️!!! It’s crazy, she’s literally a doctor who specializes in the dead. She’s a mortician!!! Like, you’ve stated, she’s been burying her colleagues and friends since she was a teenager. I’m sure she’s used to the business now. Even if it’s hard, if you’re in this line of work, people who work with the dead tend to not find it as torturous and haunting as any normal person would because death is an extension of life. They don’t view death as this big, scary, horrible thing they way people who don’t work with the dead/aren’t used to dealing with death, are. That’s why in rl, morticians and doctors might come off as extremely fickle and end uncomfortably nonchalant regarding death. They don’t view dying and the dead in the same way we would. They find comfort in knowing that they can help the grieving pass on the best way that they can by taking care of their bodies in their most vulnerable moments on earth. It would’ve been nice to see more of Shoko’s reactions and knowing about more of her feelings regarding Gojo’s passing because like I’ve stated before, Gege really fumbled her character and because of the way he wrote her, it makes it easier for fans who already don’t care about her, to mischaracterize and misunderstand her intentions, labeling them as “callous,” and “inconsiderate,” despite her having always been this way since the very beginning. She didn’t even so much as flinch when Getou had confirmed to her that he’d committed a massacre, killing over 100 people in the process. They were talking so casually as if they were talking about the weather. She had to fix up Haibara, probably one of their very first friends who she’d most likely ever had to work on… it’s just, I hate how the people bashing her really DON’T understand her character at all and have never once tried to and they’re constantly proving my point. They expected her to be sobbing in every panel, grabbing onto Gojo’s tight…, Sexy ass, black t-shirt, holding on for dear life and screaming at him to wake up and they absolutely HATE that a female character wouldn’t give that to them 🚶🏾‍♀️. I’m so sorry Shoko… they’re acting like Getou would’ve been the only one to feel bad about all of this simply because they ship them and forgot all about canon.

As for Yuuta… oh brother. The fact that all of Gojo’s students do care about him and have always admired him… Yuuta didn’t want this at all… but he knew that he HAD to do it in the end and so did the others. Knowing the kind of trauma that he’d suffered himself. The pain and isolation that he had to deal with because he was too afraid of hurting people so he pushed them away and purposely isolated himself. He’s canonically tried to take his own life on multiple occasions. After meeting Gojo, he learned that he had just as much as a right to live as anyone else and that he mattered. He chose life. Gojo, alongside the friends he’d made, made a huge impression on him and it makes me happy whenever I think about it. He used his strength to protect others and learned to see his strength as a good thing instead of a curse that separated him from society. Gojo already knows what it’s like to be lonely and lived with that till the very end. But he made sure to let his students know that they all were worth living. This is literally why he wanted to become a teacher in the first place!!! Have the fans forgotten just how much he adores his students!?!! Yuuta knew exactly how Gojo must’ve felt… even taking over his body, he didn’t need to view his memories to find out.

Even if it is, from a narrative standpoint, incredibly disgusting, Gojo gave them permission because he values the lives of the people he cares about, especially the kids (ppl always forget that he loves children 😭… he’s do anything for them), above his own. When it comes to the kids, he knows that he’s the adult in the situation. Just like Nanami, it’s the adults duty to protect the children and he feels the same way. His corpse gave them a way to fight back and he gladly gave it to them as sad as this might sound… He’s always been this way and we all know why. Come on. He’d always seen it as his duty to protect and shield them from the horrors of the real world that would soon hurt them back. I hate that he’s still being used as a weapon in his death so much, it really makes me want to cry, I could barely sleep 😭… but man…, whenever stuff like this happens, it just goes to show that not everyone was reading the story with their eyes open. Blame it on shipper brainrot.

#uhhhhh sorry for ranting sksksksk #tkf replies #frostbitten-Icarus #the fans made me not care for the ship at all I can barely even look at itsnsnsj #it’s… I like the ship if its gego only because most of the fans for it seem to be normal and don’t mischaracterize them like crazy… they #actually talk about the story and characters individually while stsg girls can’t go a second without making everything important that’s #ever happened to them about the ship itself and reduce them to generic tropes that just go around fucking and crying over each other when #we know they aren’t like that at all like a lot of the artists are good but I can hardly handle seeing them as bastardized ocs 😭… I’m #glad I care about them individually I adore them both!!! i just wished fans actually read the text that gege wrote himself instead of ao3 #ff all day #sorry for my typos yhhh

[annabelle--cane]

when people online discard parts of what I say in order to read into my words as maliciously as possible and then use that incorrect reading to make sensitive and pointed personal attacks

#'lmao you're so stupid if you think [x] is always true' killing you with my mind daggers I gave specific context one sentence ago #I must not reply replying is the mind killer etc etc. instead I expunge feelings of violence via stick figure gore images. #id in alt text #marina marvels at life

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Jurassic Park #13

Ian, to Alan: i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

Alan: It's pterodactylus actually

(Source: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-12239.html)

#i was very tempted to make this JW instead of JP and exchange 'drunken' for 'Instagram' #but nah #also Alan's reply is an addition by yours truly because he *would* correct Ian on that imo #ian malcolm #alan grant #dr alan grant #jurassic park #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect jurassic park #incorrect texts #mine

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

Regarding this ridiculous inheritance business, I have done some research and while I am still HIGHLY sceptical of @raymondshields' claims, I'm not taking any chances.

@pray-forgive-meow, we are going to see your solicitor. I want to watch you sign a will where you designate an heir so there will be no question.

I'm not an expert on British inheritance law, but I'm fairly sure your chosen heir can be female, even if the title has to pass to her and and her heirs-male.

Hurry up and fix this before you get stabbed in the street.

#rs: 'that's the only way you're getting me to refer to you by title' #given what you call lord van zieks instead of *his* title I somehow doubt that #I will be dead before I ever answer to 'lord van zieks' #text #reply

[multi-lefaiye]

ship names tag game

ty for tagging me @vacantgodling!!! this seems fun :3c

Rules: make a list of ship names from your wip(s) (it's okay if they don't sound cool) for people to send in asks so you can talk about them! Fan ships count too if you're writing about them.

okay first, tagging: @skitzo-kero @jezifster @albatris @anexor @kk7-rbs with no pressure to any of y'all <3 and anyone else who'd like to do this! just remember to tag me. or else. (no pressure <3)

so i'm heavily fixated on bg3 if that isn't extremely obvious lmao, SO i might just share some of the key relationships involving my tav eden, the pretentious ass ship names i came up with for each one, and a brief summary of the dynamic. if any catch your eye... feel free to ask :3c

also using the ao3 convention of a / for romantic ships and a & for platonic or queerplatonic ships.

eden/wyll - handsome devils. (you find someone who finally shows you that, oh, life is worth it and you deserve the same kindness you show other people. everyone deserves to be saved, and that includes you.)

eden/astarion - loyalty in dogs. (you aren't the kind of person that others think is worth caring about. that's something you've made your peace with. it's a dog eat dog world, and you know you have to be the bigger dog to survive. unfortunately for you, it seems not everyone feels this way.)

wyll/eden/astarion - moths to a flame. (perhaps it was inevitable that you and the monster were drawn to the same star, the same bright flash of light that warms your soul and gives you hope like never before.

eden & gale - it's a wizard thing. (forsaken by the gods, you find divinity in the people around you. the only god worth your devotion is the one who stands besides you.)

eden & lae'zel - strange new worlds. (you are in a strange new place, a strange new time, and you are humbled by all you do not know. you decide to listen, and perhaps for the first time in your life, you truly learn.)

eden & karlach - self-determined determinism. (the world has given up on you, but you're not giving up on it. you believe in love, life, and justice, even if it seems most are content to leave you out of those. you will have your happy ending, even if you have to tear it from the closed fists of the gods themselves.)

eden & shadowheart - the children of lost souls. (your life is a lie, forged by the hands of people who only want to hurt you. nothing is what you thought it was, and you've lost everything you ever cared about. misery loves company, and you certainly have it in spades.)

eden/the knight - to love a fairytale. (you are haunted by the shadow of a person you'll never know, whose presence hangs over you like a funeral shroud. you mourn someone who was never alive to begin with. you want, and you want, and you want, but you don't know what.)

#multi makes text posts #writeblr #writeblr tag game #does this instead of writing rp replies #bg3 #i need a tag for my big ol bg3 wip in my brain. uh. fuck. ok. #wip: a blade that never stops cutting #maybe?? idk we'll see

[paralien]

The worst thing in the entire world isn't waiting for a planned Talk™; It's having waited for A Talk™ for days and then less than 24hrs before it, the person who planned it asks if you can do a rain check and take it another day

#Im going to tear my skin off. #I'd put away all of tmrw to having my heart (most likely) shattered and now its been delayed to tuesday so now i have to just #pretend monday is a normal day and not the day i thought i was going to (figuratively) die #Feel kind of bad for only replying to all of his texts w just. one liners. no emojis. but im just. so emotionally tired #hes been ignoring me for 2 months. and now he suddenly wants to have a talk and i bet i already know what hes going to say #which isnt going to be “hey ive been worse than awful” which he has been #but instead he'll most likely just say hey sorry i need to work on myswlf and also im moving away and like #i swear i wasnt ignoring you bc i thought abt u while we didnt see eachother for 2 months #and then completely ignore the elepahnt in the room which is that he cant just say. hey im not ready for a relationship. but then: #flirt with me. kiss me. constantly cuddle w me. initiate sex. and then ignore me for 2 whole months and pretend any of that was ok or normal #im just. tired and anxious and feeling so pessimistic. like theres no way up from here

[kurtxhummels]

text messages 📲 kurchel

KURT: I have great news! I don't know if he's called you yet, but I wanted to be the first to tell you -- KURT: You got the role! Rehearsals start tomorrow. @remarkablerachelberry

#{ ooc | pretend I sent this on Sunday annnnd have this instead of the other reply cause I'm lazy lmao } #{ text messages } #{ text | rachel } #{ rachel berry }

[minbinchan]

Omg now sideblogs can reply with their actual url and not the main one 🎉🎉

#i was just checking th notes on a post and saw that the reply text box had my wolfchannie icon instead of the bow i have on my main #this is great!!! #next pls let us follow people with our sideblog urls 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[kinard-buckley]

'just once again thinking of the ppl who were calling lou homophobic because he was the one who suggested the gentler first kiss and hoping theyre miserable after last night's hospital mauling :))' i mean his whole body was recoiling from that kiss so im good actually :)

you people cannot be serious

#anonymous #replies #ask box #it's not enough to touch grass go eat some instead #when we get a (suggested) sex scene you'll call him a homophobe because he didn't actually [redacted] oliver's [redacted] for realism #also if lou actually hadn't been willing to kiss a man he wouldn't have agreed to come back as buck's love interest #i'd say use your brains but. well. #text

[pepprs]

my mom was just mean to me for like no fucking reason lol. day ruined

#purrs #long story but basically i thought she did something that would damage my relationship w someone we know and i asked her if she did it and #she literally said yes she did and i asked ‘are you being sarcastic’ and she didn’t reply for a few minutes (it was over text) so i went out #to talk to her and asked if she did it and she said no she didn’t and that it was a stupid thing for me to even ask. ok then why did you #say yes then. why did you not just say of course not did you have to be cruel and do a gotcha. like lol #her sarcasm drives me fucking crazy and i can’t tell tone over text and i don’t fucking trust her so that’s why i felt the need to ask and #she just called me stupid so. awesome. she could’ve just said no like it wouldn’t have been that hard but instead she had to do this weird #sarcastic thing that she always does and then lash out at me for… falling for the trap she set? like what the fuck is wrong with you #my feelings are so hurt lol i was just chilling out enjoying myself hurting literally no one and now im trying not to cry #delete later