#it was highly amusing

[smash-chu]

Karlach, one of the women of all time

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate karlach #karlach #bg3 fanart #my art #smash-chu's art #i love her and how silly she is #it's highly amusing when you reclass her to sorcerer and she just yells her spells really loudly #anyways enjoy

[nerdpoe]

Danny decides to open a haunted house for Halloween-in Gotham. For kicks. He reserves the opening night for the Bats and only the Bats. The Bats do not have a choice in this.

They all wake up in the haunted house.

Their rogues, who had big plans, also wake up in the haunted house-but they don't get the toned down spooky version Danny's working on for potential customers that he's doing a test-run with via Bat testers.

No, the Rogues are locked in the basement with the ghosts of everyone they've killed.

Danny's got Tucker running the cameras, Sam helping coordinate the Ghosts, and Danny himself is running the actual spooky bits.

In theory, it's the perfect haunted house.

The best way to test it though, he feels, is against heroes that face scary things every day.

So.

Red Hood walking down a hallway, sees feet dangling from the ceiling. But there's a convenient beam blocking their view, so he strides up just as the feet vanish-and that's a solid wooden ceiling.

There's a note with a smiley face.

"Please rate your haunting experience on a scale of one to ten! :)"

Robin sees a shadow, and he chases it. And chases it. And chases it. And foolishly he somehow manages to let it lead him to a dead end-only when he turns around, the shadow is in the door.

And it's just a being made of pure shadow, with elongated limbs, breathing with a horrible wet rasp as it stares down at him.

Then it disappears.

In it's place, there's a note.

"Please rate your haunting experience on a scale of one to ten! :)"

Red Robin hears Batman call out for him to look something over, so he goes into the room.

Batman isn't there.

Batman's voice whispers in his ear from behind.

"Never thought you'd fall for that~"

The door slams shut.

Red Robin turns to open it, but it won't open. Not even if he picks the lock.

The floor creaks, and when he turns around he sees Batman standing right there-only for him to dissolve piece by piece.

In the puddle of weird green goo, there's a note.

"Please rate your haunting experience on a scale of one to ten! :)"

Bruce is in what looks like a child's room.

The temperature drops, and he braces for a supernatural event, because this is clearly what's going on.

The air stands still-and every single toy's head snaps to look at him.

They open their mouths and scream, green goo gargling up and spilling out of their lips.

The lights cut out, then they come back on; and the toys are all arranged around him in a peculiar pattern.

There's a note at his feet.

His lips quirk up against his will.

"Please rate your haunting experience on a scale of one to ten! :)"

Nightwing knows he's being fucked with.

He knows it.

He recognizes the room he's in-it was in the pamphlet for the new haunted house opening in Gotham. He'd really wanted to go, actually, but he was kinda sad he didn't have anyone with him.

He wanted it to be a family outing.

But from what it looks like, this is probably a test run. No ones emergency beacons have gone off, and there's only swearing in the comms cut through with mild amusement on Bruce's part.

Ugh, he doesn't want spoilers! He wants to go through it for the first time with everyone else!

"Hey, um, I was actually planning to come here with my family! I don't really want to be spoiled on anything, so can I skip this? And can I have anyone you haven't tested it on skip it too? Cuz they're probably friends or family and I want to be on the same knowledge level of what to expect."

The air itself seems to pause.

"Ah, shit, I'm sorry man. I didn't even think of that; I'll pull Spoiler and Signal before we start their runs."

Nightwing turns towards the intercom and waves cheerfully.

"I mean, we'd definitely be down to walk through the house tonight, but I want to do it in a group so we can laugh at each other."

"Oh, for sure, I just got too caught up in the 'creepy' part of the haunted house. The exit is hidden in the wall to your left, just pick up the rotary phone and it should pop out."

"Alright, I'll be waiting for them at the front!"

@simplestoryteller

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #danny and co own and run a year-long haunted house in gotham #rogues are afraid to go anywhere near it #it becomes the most successful haunted house in the usa #it actually creates a tourism factor for gotham besides people wanting to see the “most crime ridden city ever” #danny and dick get along great #and after things settle he works with the bats (without knowing their civvie identities) to make it better #bruce is highly amused by the whole thing #the fact that during halloween it's basically gotham rogue daycare really helps with that #long post #ficlet

[the-witchhunter]

Ghost King Danny and what have you, but the Infinite Realms only connects to the Nicktoons. So Danny sings over in FOP, vacations in Retroville, bonds with Neptune down in Bikini Bottom over sons (Dan and Triton) and daughters (Dani and Mindy) that cause them stress, Overshadows Jenny (which probably counts as a level of intimacy Constantine would be jealous of), relaxes over in Rugrats/Wild Thornberrys, messes with Zim, etc

Then Danny gets summoned to DC because someone wanted to summon the king of a multiverse. Danny's friends and foes are not amused. How dare that random universe steal their king buddy/enemy!

Nightwing: Don’t make me do this SpongeBob *pulls out escrima sticks”

SpongeBob: You’ve left me no choice

———

I am highly amused by this but that was as much as I got

Nicktoons Vs DC

#dp x dc #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #dpxdc #nicktoons #nicktoons unite #spongebob #nightwing #answered asks #anon ask #I’m highly amused but it’s like 1:30 am rn #someone please take this and do something with this #because all I can think about is SpongeBob vs dick Grayson

[bnnywngs]

i like to think that if (no sunshot campaign) lan wangji went to study at lotus pier after cloud recesses classes, and he still treated wei wuxian like that ™, the shidis would go from star-eyed polite kids to little shits that would glare at lan-er-gongzi and play childish pranks on him because he's breaking their da-shixiong's heart

#mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #mdzs headcanons #wangxian imagine #teen wwx #teen wangxian #teen lwj #yunmeng jiang #jc highly amused in the background #wwx scolding his shidis #lwj is just confused #bnnywngs imagine

[violent138]

Dick, tossing his phone to Wally as he grabs his Escrima sticks: "Comms are down, text the rest of the team that we're in deep shit."

Wally, accidentally sending a message to Batman re: calamity: "Dude! Why is Batman on your phone??"

Dick, full of horror as he punches someone in the face: "You sent it to Batman?"

Wally: "I'll fix it, I'll fix it." (accidentally sends an "All good, everything's fine" message to the Titans group chat)

Dick, crashing into a wall: "What's the ETA on backup?"

Wally, seeing Batman's message about being there ASAP and the Titans' thumbs up: "Oh no."

#I'm gonna try drawing this because it would be so much funnier as a drawing but I'm feeling lazy sorry #sorry if this makes no sense #'twas highly amusing as a thumbnail sketch #batman #titans #textpost #dick grayson #wally west #dc comics #bruce wayne #robin dick grayson #kid flash #teen titans

[merrilark]

If TUA S4 actually does put Five in school to help him “blend in” or whatever, all I beg is that at some point “Teenagers” by MCR plays over a montage of Five really going through it in school and barely containing his homicidal rage while some snotty teen shoves him into a locker.

Finally Five has enough and verbally eviscerates Head Bully until they run, tail-tucked between their legs. Some other kids see and Five accidentally becomes the champion of school losers. All the nerds and outcasts flock to him for protection and absolutely no one gets pushed around on his watch. Oh were you thinking of stealing Jimmy’s lunch money? Too bad, Five Hargreeves is smiling at you from across the cafeteria, which means you have about three seconds to run.

Eventually Five begrudgingly discovers that he’s fond of the awkward gaggle of teens that look up to him. This is the only reason he goes from “I’m almost 60 years old with an IQ of 190, goddammit, I’m not going to school!” to “Yes, I am getting up at 6am to catch the bus; school starts at 8 o’clock sharp and I refuse to be late”. Those idiot kids NEED him, okay, and he won’t disappoint.

#the image of a 50+ year old highly trained assassin having to grin and bear the tedious frustrations of public highschool amuses me. #i don't think it will happen bc it'd eat too much time to do properly but it would be very on brand for tua's humor i think. #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #not really intending to spam the tags here but i'm saving it for myself to laugh about later

[bluerose5]

The tragedy of the Iron Bull learning more about druidic magic, and he inevitably finds out that, no, Halsin cannot wild shape into a dragon.

#bluerose shitposts #halsin patting him on the back all like “there there” while highly amused #the internet's solution from what i saw was true polymorph iirc #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #dragon age #dai #the iron bull #halsin #ironbear #crossover #bluerose rambles

[shentunans]

#mysterious lotus casebook #di feng sheng #li lianhua #li xiangyi #my gifs #cheng yi #xiao shunyao #莲花楼 #李莲花 #the idea of li Lianhua carrying him on his back and Di Feng Sheng being cute was too much #the fact this is airing on cctv8 in China I’m highly amused #cdrama #if this was an au date night scenario where di FengSheng gets too drunk and Li Lianhua has to carry him #home but then has to stop to get snacks because munchies

[rimouskis]

natemac and tate mcrae? this is actually peak comedy keep going nhl

#I'm highly amused. but also why is sid going at this point. why are they dragging him there #(to kiss his long distance boyfriends ig?)

[dimensionzero]

kind of obsessed with this scene from pavitr's introduction. what the fuck is that thing and why does it look like that

#it looks kinda like the green goblin?? has pavitr already fought the green goblin in his ~6 months of being spiderman??? #i do know that in his comics he fights demons so maybe thats the demon version of green goblin? #it highly amuses me to imagine cheerful confident ray-of-sunshine atsv!pav's main enemy being Actual Fucking Demons btw #hobie watching pav casually stomp the shit out of some lovecraftian eldritch nightmare doc ock variant: damn bitch yall live like this? #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #pavitr prabhakar

[beans-and-shet]

Now they can be best friends

#tokyo mew mew #masaya aoyama #kisshu #tmm quiche #ryou shirogane #zakuro fujiwara #now I’m just gonna ramble #Bruh I would kill for an episode post re-turn where these 3 work on some kind of mission together and it is awkward and hilarious af #hell it could even be all the guys #it would still be funny #pie would be exasperated tart would be highly entertained and tasuku would probably also be amused at first but develop into a mediator #also there is no way in hell anyone could ever get these 3 into this shirt #but just imagine if it happened like they lost a bet or something #quiche would probably start throwing his one available hand and Masaya has no hands ryou would be yelling it’d be a mess #Tmm girls are all about friendship and teamwork and then you have the guys #also yeah zakuro not missing the chance to get that photo #after she quickly snapped that photo of the guys in butler outfits in re-turn I know sheNever misses a beat when it comes to that #my dumb art

[mando-din-lorian]

I love me Star Wars time travel shenangians and I am absolutely giggling at the idea of Din going back in time and being, like, an expert in Yoda behavior and antics.

He’s spent so much time with Grogu, he picked up on things that seem to be natural for the species that perfectly align with Yoda.

He knows that they’re a carnivorous, and while they have sharp teeth to cut into meat, they typically swallow their food whole. He knows they like small prey, something usually slimy as it’s easier to swallow, and that food is important to them (as their species burn a lot of energy despite being small - my personal headcanon is that it’s because they’re so naturally in-tune with the force and use it more to often for basic living, thus it takes a lot to replenish that energy); offering food is like showing them off that they’ll be safe and well-fed with you, so when Din offers Yoda a raw, slimy eel as an offering of good-intent, everyone is absolutely baffled, disgusted, and enthralled when Yoda just swallows that mucus-covered atrocity whole and pats his legs, and they’re basically besties now

Din knows that they’re incredibly perceptive to sound due to their large ears, and thus speaks soft and quiet (or, you know, his natural way of speaking 😂) when talking with Yoda. He also knows that it’s easy for them to get ear infections, especially if they get a lot of water or wax-build-up in their ears, so any time after a mission in the rain, or in water, Din offers Yoda space-ear-wax cleaner and Yoda is like knows how to treat a person, this bitch does

And he just ends up getting along so well with Yoda and does things no one even considered to be Yoda thing (because Yoda is a maniac and likes to watch people bask in the confusion of his antics) that it’s just baffling. They don’t know what to do. How the fuck. What the fuck. They’re absolutely baffled, bamboozled, and bewilderment

To summarize, Din is Yoda’s homie and they have brunch every Friday and Din is more than comfortable with Yoda perching on his shoulder because their species likes having the higher ground

#not very coherent but my thoughts are just so highly amused by this #feel free to share your thoughts if your thinking thoughts too #I jusr think it’a neat that absolutely NO ONE knows anything about Grogu and Yodas species #and because Din is literally taking care of one he picks up on their behaviors and things they do naturally #he definitely offers yoda a live frog much to the councils bewilderment #then the council watches in equal amounts of horror and bewilderment when Yoda swallows it whole #Din has the cheat codes for Yoda’s psych and everyone is jealous #Din and Yoda are absolute BFF’s #and Din also gets to pick Yoda’s mind for better ways of taking care of Grogu #he has questions #he has a list #they go through them one by one #din djarin #the mandalorian #mando #Grogu #Yoda #rambles #Star Wars

[wutheringmights]

wars x icarius endgame? warius?

It’s only endgame if you all can come up with a ship name that’s 50% less terrible

#it looks like walrus. or wario #also don’t get too committed to this ship until you see the dynamic in story #like I think their relationship is highly amusing but don’t trust me! #me rambling #lu ctb #ask #linked universe #anonymous #ctb spoilers

[danielslaw]

JOHNNY LAWRENCE AND DANIEL LARUSSO  IN COBRA KAI SEASON 5 EPISODE 7

#johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #cobra kai #ck spoilers #cobra kai spoilers #ckedit #cobrakaiedit #fandom : cobra kai #caligifs #caliedits #ck season 5 episode 7 #(obsessed with the bratty attitude of daniel and johnny highly amused now he is not the object of it)

[charmzsunshine]

Care for a bite?

#my art #welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #frank frankly #sally starlet #The image of a whole tomato in jelly is both highly amusing yet disgusting #Anyways here something from the new Halloween update!!

[bnnywngs]

Lan Wangji felt his heart skipping a beat when a very familiar laugh sounded through the quiet of Cloud Recesses, coming from somewhere nearby. Without thinking much of it, he changed directions to pass by the usual trio of friends sitting around the courtyard, talking about something Lan Wangji didn't feel like he wanted to actually pay attention.

Wei Ying was like the sun coming out from behind a large cloud, his smile, his laugh was just so bright (so beautiful). Lan Wangji almost paused his walking, but got hold of himself and averted his eyes from the beautiful boy he refuses to acknowledge stole his heart.

While doing this, he ended up looking briefly at Nie Huaisang, who sat closer to Wei Ying with a soft expression behind his opened fan.

Lan Wangji recognizes that expression. A soft tiny smile, together with soft eyes that twinkles with youthful feelings.

Oh. Oh no. He can't possibly be in l-

Lan Wangji glares.

Nie Huaisang turns around and smirks at him, before turning to give all his attention to whatever Wei Ying was saying.

Lan Wangji glared harder.

If Nie Huaisang wanted a war. He was going to have one.

Wei Ying is his

"Ah! Lan Zhan!" Wei Ying exclaimed loudly with a even brighter smile on his face.

Pausing, Lan Wangji nodded at him and then continued his walking, shooting a last glare at his brother's friend's little brother, who only smirked yet again.

#cloud recesses arc #gusu trio #cr arc but make it teenage romance drama #what if nhs and lwj were both in love with wwx #spoiler: it's war #mdzs #wangxian #wei ying #wei wuxian #lan zhan #lan wangji #nie huaisang #jiang cheng is there ok #poor boy don't even realize whats going on #neither wwx but well #lan xichen is highly amused #he writes a letter to nie mingjue #mdzs headcanons #mdzs imagine #lan wangji is a simp #wwx gets the love he deserves #wei ying pls this man wants to marry you #nmj: my brother is cuter hes gonna win his heart #lxc: haha i dont think so #my writing #bnnywngs writing