#Din and Yoda are absolute BFF’s

[mando-din-lorian]

I love me Star Wars time travel shenangians and I am absolutely giggling at the idea of Din going back in time and being, like, an expert in Yoda behavior and antics.

He’s spent so much time with Grogu, he picked up on things that seem to be natural for the species that perfectly align with Yoda.

He knows that they’re a carnivorous, and while they have sharp teeth to cut into meat, they typically swallow their food whole. He knows they like small prey, something usually slimy as it’s easier to swallow, and that food is important to them (as their species burn a lot of energy despite being small - my personal headcanon is that it’s because they’re so naturally in-tune with the force and use it more to often for basic living, thus it takes a lot to replenish that energy); offering food is like showing them off that they’ll be safe and well-fed with you, so when Din offers Yoda a raw, slimy eel as an offering of good-intent, everyone is absolutely baffled, disgusted, and enthralled when Yoda just swallows that mucus-covered atrocity whole and pats his legs, and they’re basically besties now

Din knows that they’re incredibly perceptive to sound due to their large ears, and thus speaks soft and quiet (or, you know, his natural way of speaking 😂) when talking with Yoda. He also knows that it’s easy for them to get ear infections, especially if they get a lot of water or wax-build-up in their ears, so any time after a mission in the rain, or in water, Din offers Yoda space-ear-wax cleaner and Yoda is like knows how to treat a person, this bitch does

And he just ends up getting along so well with Yoda and does things no one even considered to be Yoda thing (because Yoda is a maniac and likes to watch people bask in the confusion of his antics) that it’s just baffling. They don’t know what to do. How the fuck. What the fuck. They’re absolutely baffled, bamboozled, and bewilderment

To summarize, Din is Yoda’s homie and they have brunch every Friday and Din is more than comfortable with Yoda perching on his shoulder because their species likes having the higher ground

#not very coherent but my thoughts are just so highly amused by this #feel free to share your thoughts if your thinking thoughts too #I jusr think it’a neat that absolutely NO ONE knows anything about Grogu and Yodas species #and because Din is literally taking care of one he picks up on their behaviors and things they do naturally #he definitely offers yoda a live frog much to the councils bewilderment #then the council watches in equal amounts of horror and bewilderment when Yoda swallows it whole #Din has the cheat codes for Yoda’s psych and everyone is jealous #Din and Yoda are absolute BFF’s #and Din also gets to pick Yoda’s mind for better ways of taking care of Grogu #he has questions #he has a list #they go through them one by one #din djarin #the mandalorian #mando #Grogu #Yoda #rambles #Star Wars

[cowgirljedi1701]

So, blorbos.

Around the time I got the Tumblr app on my phone, I started seeing the word "blorbos" being thrown around.

First time I saw it: "What's a blorbo?"

Saw it a few more times and discerned the definition through context clues: "Okay, so it's the new hot buzzword in internet slang."

So then I knew what it meant, but I didn't really care.

Then I thought about it, and I realized – I do care about blorbos.

Because I myself have blorbos. I have lots of blorbos. Star Wars blorbos, Star Trek blorbos, Firefly blorbos, Marvel blorbos, DC blorbos, POTO blorbos, blorbos from other movies and TV shows, book blorbos.....

So many blorbos.

If I tried to list all my blorbos we'd be here all day. But I'm gonna share a sampling just to give y'all an idea how many blorbos I got.

Star Wars blorbos:

My Star Wars blorbos are probably half the list. I'm just gonna share like 20 here but there's lots more.

Obi-Wan

Anakin/Vader (That there is a whole can of worms upon which I will not elaborate at this time.)

Padmé Amidala

Satine

Ahsoka

Plo Koon (Plo'buir!)

Captain Rex

Commander Cody (NGL, the whole 501st and 212th, really. Heck, all them clone bois is my blorbos. Except Slick. Even if I kinda understand where he's coming from, he's still trash.)

R2-D2

Luke

Leia

Han Solo

Chewbacca

Lando

Finn

Rey

Poe

BB-8

Din Djarin

Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda. And he's totally Yoda & Yaddle's secret love child. I know it, you know it, we all know it.)

Boba Fett

Fennec Shand

I'm gonna stop with the Star Wars blorbos now. But that's just a few of my very favoritest Star Wars blorbos. There are many more.

Star Trek blorbos:

I have a lot of Star Trek blorbos too.

Kirk

Spock

McCoy

Uhura

Scotty

Sulu

Chekov (Original and Kelvinverse versions of all the above.)

Captain Archer

T'pol

Trip Tucker

Riker

Data

Picard

Janeway

That's enough for now.

Firefly blorbos:

Do I really need to say it?

The entire crew of Serenity. They all my blorbos.

The entire show got shafted.

Marvel blorbos:

Tony Stark/Iron Man

Steve Rogers/Captain America

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow

Clint Barton/Hawkeye

Bruce Banner/Hulk

Thor

Loki(Not a villain. He's Chaotic Neutral and he's my blorbo.)

Nick Fury

Coulson

Spiderman (Tom Holland Spiderman is the best Spiderman. Fight me.)

And more.

DC blorbos:

Not as many as I thought, really.

Clark Kent/Superman will always be my blorbo.

Lois Lane

Bruce Wayne/Batman

Wonder Woman

Oliver Queen/Green Arrow

Barry Allen/Flash

Cisco Ramón

There's some more.

POTO blorbos:

Not that many, but they my blorbos.

Erik (Gerard Butler.🔥😍)

Christine

Raoul(Blorbo who needs attitude adjustment, but still blorbo.)

Madame Giry

Meg

Carlotta(It's complicated. Ask me later.)

Mostly the obvious, except Carlotta.

Other movie and TV blorbos:

There's lots.

Marty McFly

Doc Brown

Clara Clayton (Back to the Future)

Mark Watney (The Martian. Could also count as a book blorbo, but I saw the movie first.)

Neil Caffery

Peter Burke (White Collar)

Horatio Caine (CSI Miami)

And lots more.

Book blorbos:

Do I have book blorbos? Yes I absolutely do have book blorbos.

The Hardy Boys

Nancy Drew

Ned Nickerson (Nancy's boyfriend)

George Fayne (short for Georgia)

Bess Marvin (her and George are Nancy's BFFs. Squad goals.)

Lassiter (Riders of the Purple Sage, by Zane Grey)

Romeo & Juliet

There are more. Book blorbos take more thinking to think of.

All this is just the tip of my blorbo iceberg, and look how long this post is already.

Long live the blorbos.

#fandom #blorbos #star wars #clone wars #star trek #marvel #dc universe #phantom of the opera #firefly