cowgirljedi1701

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You bottle Miette like the vino? Cat hair in the wine! Cat hair in the wine for one thousand years!

you bottle Miette??

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#roo arcus

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Something something, tumblr's only joke

ID: An illustration of a small flower fairy flying next to a walrus. The fairy points to one hand to the left and the other to the right, saying, "I'll try these doors, you try those, and maybe we'll find someone who can help!" The walrus replies, "Okie dokie." End ID

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Yes, this! This is what makes Tumblr great!

Clearly, Tumblr was invented by parents of 6-8 year old kids who watched their kids interact with other kids on the playground and went, "What if this, but Internet?"

Also......

Boop!

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

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I don't usually comment on these posts, but.....

Did this absolute garbage man learn NOTHING from The Clone Wars?

And how in the HECK did he con someone into VOLUNTARILY SIGNING UP TO GET ORDER 66 PUT IN THEIR BRAIN?????

me reading the bunker's terminal in fallout 4

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partners

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this movie could be absolute ass and i will still love it like its my child

#goncharov

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Literally how could I not?

A Tumblrite should be able to recognize a description of Tumblr, methinks.

I think I’d be neat if the kamanoans gave the clones some kind of software that allows them to share information quickly with the entire army, allowing for better strategy and communication, but after a while it it just turns into clone social media.

They still use it to communicate and stuff, but they also post video compilations of their Jedi doing cool stuff, or argue about colors and armor designs and stuff like that. It’s such a niche environment that they start to develop their own slang terms and memes that they eventually start to use in their real conversations about the war, making it completely incoherent to anyone who don’t understand tier 5 memes.

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Oops my hand slipped and I drew Obitine

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First of all, how dare you make me cry like that?

Secondly, "We are alive, but you are dead. We remember you, so you are eternal."

Somebody please remind me how the Mando'a goes.

I like to imagine that in the future, people remember the clones. After Palpatine falls for good on Exegol, imagine an explosion of freedom and knowledge in those days after the final defeat: imagine archaeologists and scholars plumbing the depths of Imperial and First Order records, trying to figure out what had happened so it could never happen again. And through it all they find the clones’ story woven into everything, until a new field emerges of Clone Studies, a loose alliance of military history buffs and research biologists and anthropologists and ethicists.

They catalogue the Kaminoans’ research; they review the clone memorials on Coruscant, on Zeffo, monuments as large as a massive wall or as small as a quiet statue, from people throughout the galaxy who were grateful for what they did. They study the great tragedy and betrayal of the chip, finally understanding the scope of Palpatine’s plans and bringing them out into the open, sharing the truth that the clones never chose to betray the Jedi Order and Republic they had served faithfully. They study old war vids and oral histories from people of long-lived species or whose grandparents remembered the clones; they build, memory by memory, a sense of the culture, the camaraderie, the brotherhood, the loyalty. They collect vids of battle songs and in-jokes and an interior language shared among them, springing up over the years.

They find and list their names, self-chosen or given by their brothers: Rex, Fives, Howzer, Echo, Tup, Gregor, Wolffe, Cody, Boil, Waxer, Cut. They study the clones whose differences defined them and knit them into a family whose ties could not be broken, Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Crosshair, Omega. They study the discarded who nevertheless still had value - 99, Emerie, the clones who were culled in infancy for being wrong. There are specialists who devote their entire branch of study to the only male unaltered clone and his infamous exploits throughout the galaxy, so alike his father’s. They study the years of the clone rebellion, a fight that paved the way for the next wave of fighters and the next after them.

The clones are gone. That is undisputed. Their kind came for a little while, and then vanished, burning brightly; their tale was a tragedy, but one unique in all its seeming sameness. There are conferences and holovids and books. There are debates and research firing up young scholars about a time only their great-grandparents can remember.

In the future, after all the clones are gone, there are still stories.

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Like, I don't watch Mafia movies because it's just not my jam. I've never seen The Godfather and don't care if I ever do.

But if I could get my hands on a copy, I would 100% watch Goncharov.

Forget The Godfather. If there's one Mafia movie everyone has absolutely got to see regardless whether the genre is their jam or not, it's Goncharov.

Y'all, I think today is a good day to say Goncharov is such peak Tumblr bullshit.

Goncharov? Yeah, we've all seen it.

Nevermind that Goncharov doesn't even exist.

We've all seen Goncharov.

#goncharov #this hellsite (affectionate)

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So Clone Tumblr?

I think I’d be neat if the kamanoans gave the clones some kind of software that allows them to share information quickly with the entire army, allowing for better strategy and communication, but after a while it it just turns into clone social media.

They still use it to communicate and stuff, but they also post video compilations of their Jedi doing cool stuff, or argue about colors and armor designs and stuff like that. It’s such a niche environment that they start to develop their own slang terms and memes that they eventually start to use in their real conversations about the war, making it completely incoherent to anyone who don’t understand tier 5 memes.

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😂

I am callde Fae

And I cavort

With man and beaste

Of evry sorte

I play goode triks

Like pulling tales

And steeling coin

And ringin bells

But wen I want

To cos reel fuss

I do not goe

I send walruus

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#poll

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I think it's related to LOTR??? TBH, I'm pretty sure any vague things I know about either one is purely from the Blorbo-in-law effect.

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*sigh*

It's Loss.jpg

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

#i hate that i know that

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HaHa, I'm glad my silly sense of humor was able to motivate/inspire you. Have fun!