#it doesn't even phase me anymore

[bookwyrminspiration]

online course instructors LOVE to not update their syllabus from their in-person one

#online courses #online classes #shitpost #as someone who has taken a couple dozen online courses #it doesn't even phase me anymore #first time I was like 'holy shit...oh fuck...is this actually an in person class did I fuck up...oh fuck...' #now I'm just like 'hah. yep. typical.' #'we will meet three times a week for 50 minutes' no we won't #said politely #like. just so you know. I will /not/ be there three times a week #i will be there zero times a week #i will be doing all this work. from my bedroom #thanks <3

[sprout-fics]

What is it with people leaving weird comments today...

#Just got a comment on a fic that just reads 'trash' #and two more earlier #Like it doesn't even phase me anymore just wondering why like 3 different ones today of all days #delete later

[sheliesshattered]

I think my tastes must just vary wildly from most people's, but I feel like the last several fanfics I've read have gone on for five or six chapters too many. I'll take an open-ended happy ending over wading through 15k+ words of a dense cloud of cotton candy overly sweet denouement in which every aspect of their perfect life together is explained in excruciating detail, and pet-names and 'I love you's are exchanged every other paragraph

#also. like. getting married and living happily ever after doesn't mean having no problems at all #there's always problems. the point is that you face them TOGETHER. stories about people with no problems are boring #idk I just feel like reading 100k+ words of really great plot and character development #only to faceplant into the literary equivalent of a vat of high fructose corn syrup for the last 15k+ words #really doesn't feel true to the rest of the story that came before it #it's also a huge contributor to why I leave so few comments these days #I don't want to comment chapter by chapter as I go along and then suddenly stop commenting when I get to the saccharine ending #and by the time I've waded through all that corny sweet syrup I don't particularly feel like commenting anymore #so the fics that I comment on are the ones that stick the landing. and sadly that feels like such a small percentage #whereas I'll leave kudos if I read all the way to the end even if there were things I didn't like about it #Jack suggested maybe I should just stop reading when it feels like I've reached the equivalent of an open-ended happy ending #and just leave a comment then about how much I liked the actual plot. then just walk away and leave the sugar rush for those who like it #and he's probably right tbh. I'll have to try that in the future #honestly this might also just be me transitioning out of my reading phase and into a writing phase instead #when other people's writing starts to piss me off it's time to get back to writing the stuff I actually want to read lol #tagtalking #fanfiction #fandom life #writing #2024 mood #about me

[miserye]

if rye of freshman year of college found out that rye of senior year cannot drink energy drinks or coffee anymore she would be dead in shock

#chatterye #i've changed as a person #i still like the taste of both i just can't handle the caffeine anymore #perhaps i have to start building up my tolerance again or something #it doesn't even keep me up that well it just makes me nervous #i literally went through a phase where i drowned myself in coffee and monsters #and now look at me #weak and pathetic

[heartshattering]

Very much hoping I don't mess up tonight :')

#i had a minor mental health relapse #at least i hope it's minor #tune in tonight and find out #guh #i was successfully resisting compulsions and keeping my panic under control #but uh #certain times of day trigger me into wanting to do them more #it's hard to explain without getting overly detailed #i'm trying not to see it as me having ruined a streak even though technically i did #but you know... progress doesn't get erased and all that #i still hate those 'i thought i was getting better and now i had a setback' phases with ocd #i have been trying so so hard and without access to professional help anymore since that one nurse ruined my reputation at the hospital #it's HARD #i stopped doing some of the positive habits that were helping me #and i feel myself on the edge of slipping into the not so good habits again #love how i'm getting better and worse at the same time #recovery makes no sense #blegh #ocd #sleep disorders #panic attacks #mental health

[juneviews]

I can’t believe we’re going to be forced to watch TWO Krist shows because of Gawin and Off. Why are they doing this to us?

HDCUSHXBGVHCJSCDOSOJCJDKSL, bestie, as someone who's watched an ungodly amount of krist shows (mint to be, happy birthday, one night steal, who are you, I'm tee me too & good old days) bc I liked the premise & rest of the cast and didn’t want to let his presence affect that, I can safely say that after a while you learn to pretend as if he's not even there. yes, EVEN when he's the main lead lmao :')))

xxx

#answers #be my favorite #the jungle #like I swear this man doesn't even phase me anymore. I saw him in 10 shows. I saw him in concert. I see him in ads here in bkk. #he's just part of the landscape with the handful other actors I cringe at when I spot them in the wild

[getoswhore]

Do you ever check something out because of how disturbing people say it is then get mad at yourself for causing yourself emotional damage?

YES OMFG I HAVE DONE THIS SM. curiosity always gets to the best of me :(((

#i have literally looked up gore on reddit and omfg #it's scarred me #but now it doesn't rlly phase me anymore :/// #it sucks #and then you start to get intrusive thoughts?1?1?1? #which is even worse 😋😋😋 #it's on bb #ur not the only one #it's vv normal #💌.mail #💌.from nonon

[miamicommune]

rly don't want to end up back in hospital but i don't feel like a human being anymore and i don't think i ever will

#this has been happening for about an hour i can't take my mind off every point of contact i can feel in my body #i don't like to think about 2015 but i think it happened then too #and it just kept going #knowing that things are so bad that this is happening again really doesn't give me any confidence in my ability to live #everything just feels like a big joke playing over and over again normally and then reversed and then playing back again #at this point what do i even do #what can i even justify doing apart from hurting myself or dying or anything like that #i could go to therapy but it'd just make me feel worse like last time #i could start antidepressants but id probably be dead before they'd had a chance to kick in past the Worse Suicidal Ideation phase #i accepted that i was a writeoff two months ago and i was right to do that #things have only gotten worse #i shouldn't have to deal with any of this anymore #cw sui #cw sh

[snuggest]

Good news: I'm not as fearful of sleep/nighttime as I was before and have overcome a lot of my previous phobias. I've started using healthy strategies to keep myself calm when I feel like I'm starting to get nervous, I've finally gotten used to sitting with discomfort instead of catastrophizing every time I face intrusive thoughts/obsessions, and I've stopped having nightly panic attacks. I'm off the med that was giving me side effects before, and for now I'm just on a low dose of a different med that doesn't make me feel bad. I dedicate more time at night to activities that help me feel better and keep me grounded, like journaling, meditation, listening to calm music, and reading.

Bad news: ......I can't fall asleep until the morning and I don't wake up until the afternoon.

Help???

#at this point my mom is thinking my problem sounds more like delayed sleep phase syndrome than insomnia #but I don't know #anyway I have a trip in 2 weeks and like. I can't keep doing this #I mean. I'm glad that nighttime doesn't send me spiraling into breakdowns anymore #but I wind down early and I still can't sleep until after 7 AM? #and then I've been waking up at like 3 PM #I am glad that I sleep eventually since being sleep deprived can trigger panic in me #but these hours are ridiculous #like I try so hard so sleep early and my body is just like NOPE #and don't even get me started on waking up early... #sigh

[hel-phoenyx]

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#hello #this is yet another vent post so i'm writing it in tags #just in case #so #where to start #my friend group is imploding #my bf is most likely in his autodestruction phase #started a drama yesterday on behalf of a person that doesn't speak to us anymore because we dont “respect her boundaries” #(in “” because hell i don't know her boundaries we violated she doesn't communicate AT ALL) #everyone joined even people that had nothing to do with it (no shade to Noa i know you were angry) #drama was because of an impasse in a character redesign I saw live and tried to find solutions #and the girl that stopped talking to us said to my bf that he can trashtalk us freely like TALK TO US GIRL ???? #I already had problems with the lack of communication of this girl in the past forcing me to change a character name but not the point #problem is I thought the drama was peacefully resolved at the very least but guess who vagued all our partners #in his instagram story ? #like fuck this i'm this close to break up #I sent a risky dm this morning asking for discussion #and now i'm waiting #this is infuriating to say the least #atp i don't know if I should end this (and I am certainly going to advise both him and my gf to break up wth each other #both of them seem to have lost the spark) #but i feel really really bad nonetheless #vent #ig

[cosmicdreamgrl]

when someone points out that you're the chillest person on their dash, um, thank you lol?

#steph.text #i outgrew the super intense fangirling phase once i hit my mid 20s #even if i wanted to? #i can't react to things like that anymore #hence why even in the tags should i be going through it #it doesn't seem like i am #interestingly enough sometimes this gets mistaken for disinterest in what's happening #again everyone's different #therefore we engage with things differently #so the fact that someone noticed and kind of appreciated it is something new for me to say the least

[kindaeccentric]

tmw you dared to eat different food and your body's throwing a hissy fit

#i mean. at this point I'm used to random stomachaches like it doesn't even phase me anymore #but the food was so good : ( #it's not even pain it's uncomfortableness and full body shivers with a tiny bit of nausea and a feeling as if I'm starting my period) #((I'm not tho it just feels similar))

[pinkautist]

i started playing ori and the blind forest and noticed that it has a death counter???

so, yeah! in 3.5 hours of gameplay, i've died 100+ times!

#ori and the blind forest #my mom asked if i LIKE to play games where i die a lot #which kind of threw me off because it makes me sound like some sort of masochist when she says it like that #but like. i guess i kind of do??? #because if i can get further than i could last time i died i feel really accomplished #and dying a lot doesn't even really phase me anymore #like. i just don't get frustrated about it like i used to #maybe because i have Proper Video Game Boundaries #rambles

[bluerosefox]

Double Troubles

Another Damian and Danny Twins Au idea but they decide to mess with their families once they get over the whole "I thought you were dead!" And "I wasn't sure if you would ever wanna see me again!" And basicly switch places for a while to see whose family would notice first. (They do set up rules for each other though)

Damian pretending to be Danny and 'explaining' to Danny's friends and Jazz his 'powers' are on the fritz due to something the Fenton's parents did with a new invention and "don't worry, I asked Frostbite and Clockwork, they say it has to wear off on its own.". Does he use Fenton Works weapons to fight ghosts. YES. Does he stare down the Ghosts that are confused why the 'ghost boy' doesn't feel ghostly anymore only to play along with Damian (and Danny, when he explains over the phone) theyre just having some fun (ghosts love causing chaos so they'll play along. For now.) Yep. Damian wearing contacts so his eyes are blue. Damian taking care of Danny's bullying problem in secret? Yes.

Meanwhile Danny is having the time of his life pretending to be his serious brother. He even is letting some of his ghost aura out so his eyes are green, not enough to glow neon but a shade lighter than Damian's though. And then doing things so out of character for Damian to do at odd hours of the night and trying to see if he make the rests of the Bats think they're going nuts (A very sleep deprived Tim caught him floating one night in the hallway, they both stared at each other before Danny says in his best Damian voice "No one will ever believe you." Before phasing into the floor). Things get even better when Dani (who was traveling around and felt him nearby) stops by, gets the info on what's going on, and pretends to be Damian too that's been hit by magic and turned into a girl for a day. (Danny totally was just watching in ghost form above everyone invisible)

All the fun ends when Jason returns from a mission with the Outlaws and can legit sense 'Demon brat' feels more dead than he should be.

"DANG IT JASON! I WAS GONNA WIN. JAZZ WAS TOTALLY GOING TO CONFRONT DAMIAN TODAY TOO!"

(Being silly today, take my silly story idea)

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #batman #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #damian wayne #twins au #damian and danny are twins #they did the whole 'you were dead!' thing off screen after Damian tracked him down #he realized Talia would lie to him about his twin and digged to find the truth #and he did #found Danny in Amity Park #fighting ghosts #and then they decided to pull off theyre favorite ways to learn things about the other #by pretending to be the other for a while #they wanna see how long they can pull this off #Jazz is suspicious after a while but needs proof #Danny's rouges after its explained to one ghost and the news spreading fast in the zone are down for it #they love a bit of chaos #Clockwork and Frostbite and others are making sure the more dangerous entities dont try their luck with Danny being gone a while though #Alfred knows though #he sees Danny once and just knows #Damian: 'Pennyworth will most likely know the moment he sees you Danyal.' #Danny: 'Wheres the fun then?' #Damian: 'He wont count.' #Danny: 'Hmmm add Dani to that list if she visits. Shes my clone and can sense me.'

[ariaste]

louis was like "this is the love of my life...... the vampire armand....."

and I was like "girl...... you're both bottoms...... traumatized bottoms with daddy issues....... where are ur shitty boyfriends??????"

louis and armand out here having the world's most boring pathetic sex, they're like "we're so healthy, we have grown past our shitty-boyfriend-having phase, now we're always Safe Sane And Consensual 😌 we don't have unhinged sex anymore 😌😌😌" they are going insane. this is why louis is having a mental breakdown. he's been having intensely hinged sex for 77 years, like 100% slow lovemaking with clear communication and so much lube and always "one finger, two finger, three finger, cock" and the traffic-light consent system in place even though they don't practice any kinks that would involve words like "stop" and "hang on a sec" meaning anything but literally that. no one in this house has been rimmed in 77 years. Every night they have a very polite Discussion (it's not an argument, it's not) about whose turn it is to top because nobody here wants to. louis is not built to handle this psychologically. lestat's going to text him "hey mon cher miss u sooooo much i can't live without you, haha i got your number by killing some people at your phone company, actually several phone companies because i didn't know which network you're on, anyway come over and sit on my face WINK WINK i'll do that thing you like so much, you know the one!! the one where you're always like 'ew lestat you're so gross' but then it makes you come so hard you pass out [eggplant emoji, eggplant emoji, water drops emoji, blood drop emoji]" louis is going to see these texts and go into a fugue state and be OUT! THAT! DOOR! in nanoseconds. NANOSECONDS!!!! meanwhile lestat is double- and triple- and quadruple-texting about how he's always wanted to try roadhead and blithely using words like "pussy" in reference to louis' anatomy without asking if that's cool and also sending seven unsolicited dick pics clearly taken in an airplane bathroom

armand has never sent a dick pic in his life, even a solicited one, because it's "crass" and there are "privacy concerns" and he's "unsatisfied with the current standard of end-to-end encryption technology". lestat doesn't even know what end-to-end encryption is, and if he did he wouldn't care about it because "if a hacker is going to all that trouble to look at my nude photographs, louis, i think they've earned them :))) even though they could just follow me on instagram and tiktok or sign up for my onlyfans" this is why armand about to get dumped at terminal velocity. he doesn't even have instagram.

#interview with the vampire #look into my eyeballs #you know lestat has an onlyfans #you know he does #and the man was born to be an instagram influencer #LOOK INTO MY EYEBALLS AND TELL ME I'M WRONG #man posts thirst traps 90 times a day #NINETY SEPARATE TIMES #selfies were invented specifically for lestat de lioncourt #iwtv #iwtv spoilers

[astonmartinii]

i hope your finger’s ok!! please take all the time you need and remember you health comes first :) imma be selfish and send you a charles request cause ur writing makes me smile at my phone like an idiot and i can’t help it :p ok so!! charles x versteppen reader? shes max’s sister and drives for redbull (cause im delulu like that) and they’ve been fighting w each other since they were kids (no one knows why they started arguing they’re j petty and refuse to give it up even though they dk what they’re arguing abt anymore) and obvs they’re in love w each other - maybe another drivers flirting w her or smth and charles j snaps and hard launches the reader cause surprise they’ve been dating each other 🤭 holy shit this is long sorry for rambling 🙏🙏

angel baby, devil child | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x verstappen!reader

enemies to lovers blah blah blah

yourusername

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yourusername: crazy, crazy race. sorry not sorry to the tifosi, tell ur girl @charles_leclerc to kiss my ass not my rear tyre xoxo

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user1: okay they're clearly still in the enemies phase... when can we skip to lovers

user2: i personally love that charles is the mortal enemy of both verstappen siblings that's so slay of him

maxverstappen1: crop me out again and say goodbye to a tow in qualifying

yourusername: sorry maxy, not my fault i got all the photogenic genes xx

maxverstappen1: erm rude @christianhorner tell her to stop bullying me

yourusername: two can play at that game @sebastianvettel tell max to stop being a baby

user3: the way neither christian or seb replied they really don't get paid enough to deal with them

charles_leclerc: what is it with verstappens and their love for pushing me off the track

yourusername: what is it with your front wing and my rear tyre

charles_leclerc: umm i asked you first

yourusername: stop deflecting babe, we all know you love my ass so much you wanted a touch

charles_leclerc: i'd rather deep fry my hands than touch your rear

maxverstappen1: that can be arranged

user4: can't wait for these three to all be in the same press conference next week 🍿

carlossainz55: my favourite person to share the podium with

yourusername: thanks chilli (@tifosi you heard it here sainz is against ferrari 1-2s)

carlossainz55: NO that's not what i meant

landonorris: i see how it is ... god all men are the same AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU?

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maxverstappen1: happy birthday to my bestest friend, biggest rival and favourite roommate. though maybe now you're 23 you can get your own place so you can sneak out to meet up with your secret boyfriend on your own terms and can keep that massive ballsack away from jimmy and sassy. i love you and verstappen dominance 4 ever.

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user7: i love y/n but i think she should bring her cat to races as a scare tactic

yourusername: wrinkle doesn't appreciate your tone but it is duly noted

yourusername: awwwwwwwww i love you maxy !! and you're never getting rid of your little sister unless you get married and ur a big fat nerd so that's never happening xx

maxverstappen1: attacking me after i just bought you a whole ass car

yourusername: i JOKE. thank you soooo much and you'll never get rid of me you love me too much to anyway.

maxverstappen1: enough to finally introduce me to the mystery man?

yourusername: blocked.

user8: are we all just ignoring her doing her literal eyeliner with a knife?

user9: or the fact that max likely walked in and was like oh wait this is a sick shot

danielricciardo: oh no that was me, i'm still traumatised but it's probably the best photo i've ever taken

yourusername: easy to do with a model like me

charles_leclerc: wtf is that thing in the last one

yourusername: rude of you to think ur balls look any nicer

charles_leclerc: what?

yourusername: what?

user10: does anyone want to elaborate?

carlossainz55: happy birthday y/n !

yourusername: thanks carlos, thank you for the flowers 👍

user11: this is either their way of flirting or y/n really couldn't give a flying fuck about carlos' obvious crush on her

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yourusername: another trip around the sun and still following my brother around, difference is now i beat him x

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user16: your honour i am so obsessed with her

maxverstappen1: can't even be angry about it, you deserve the world

yourusername: you softy, i love you

maxverstappen1: also dummy i know who your boyfriend is now did you guys forget that we LITERALLY LIVE TOGETHER

yourusername: i was intoxicated my bad but we bought you breakfast?

maxverstappen1: literally the only reason he hasn't gone over the balcony, he might want to be gone before this hangover wears off

yourusername: noted.

user17: yall want to share with the class?

user18: based on ^^ this reaction i'm going to say it's not carlos

user19: watch out he'll drop a shit pick-up line in a second and be rejected

carlossainz55: hope you enjoyed your birthday beautiful

user20: bro this guy STINKS

user19: i told yall

yourusername: thank you carlos

user21: i'm sorry this is dry as hell it can't be carlos

charles_leclerc: my shoes will never recover, i'll be sending an invoice your way

yourusername: you're a millionaire boo, you can replace those tacky white trainers yourself

charles_leclerc: is having no manners a verstappen trait?

yourusername: come for max all you want, but the birthday girl? low leclerc

charles_leclerc: when you go low i go lower

yourusername: oh believe me i know all about you and going down

user22: DO YALL MIND?

user23: do they think we're dumb?

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charles_leclerc: a weekend without racing?

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user24: what is biden doing about the soft launch pandemic?

user25: well this is oddly timed ...

yourusername: you look like you'd have sweaty hands

charles_leclerc: wouldn't you like to know

yourusername: unlike all ur fangirls i've actually smelt you sweaty after a race so you can keep your hands to yourself

maxverstappen1: you heard her 🤨

charles_leclerc: why are you here? is this a 2 for 1 deal on annoying dutch people

yourusername: you can call him annoying all you want, but you love me don't lie

charles_leclerc: my lawyer says i shouldn't comment on that ;)

sebastianvettel: when will you two stop?

yourusername: sorry seb :(

charles_leclerc: sorry seb :(

user26: i know carlos is sick reading this weird flirting when y/n never comments on his pics

user27: she comes here just to flirt cause she didn't even like the photo

user28: she doesn't even follow him 😭

pierregasly: i love a slow burn as much as the next person BUT NOT WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS PICK UP THE PHONE

charles_leclerc: you're so dramatic, nobody knows calmar

maxverstappen1: he's lying i do

pierregasly: WHAT

charles_leclerc: by ACCIDENT i didn't tell him by choice

user29: so like, it's definitely y/n LOL

user30: oh no everyone get ready marca is going to run a story tomorrow about how charles leclerc is ruining carlos' career with psychological warfare by flirting with the girl he likes

user31: sainz sr about to wage war lol

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charles_leclerc: i don't share. i love you. please follow me on instagram now (and let me come on max's jet) x

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user35: HOLY FUCK

user36: they're so fucking sexy my lord

yourusername: you're so weak, one teammate flirts with me and you hard launch, i've had 12 year olds use me as a face claim to pretend they're pregnant with your child

charles_leclerc: they took your face? i happen to quite like it, can they give it back?

yourusername: quite?

charles_leclerc: don't make me look bad you know i positively LOVE YOUR FACE

yourusername: and my ass since it's all you look at on track

charles_leclerc: okay you can drop the act now people know we're in love stop being mean to me :(

yourusername: but it's true, no?

charles_leclerc: rest assured i love your actual ass much more

maxverstappen1: believe me the people she lives with know WAY too much about how much you love it

user37: carlos sainz really thought he had a chance when these fools have been together for TWO years

sebastianvettel: congratulations you two, glad we don't have to watch you two trying to be subtle now

maxverstappen1: so wait when did you find out?

sebastianvettel: about two weeks into the relationship, they were very obvious

yourusername: thank you for keeping our secret dad <3

user38: y/n really said you ARE my grid dad

yourusername: oh no that's my actual dad

charles_leclerc: he's literally going to walk y/n down the aisle

maxverstappen1: please don't tell me you're engaged? i only just got over you actually being together

charles_leclerc: i'm not your brother yet don't worry (i will be soon)

carlossainz55: congrats guys

user39: it's okay bro you can cry

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yourusername: two years with the love of my life, still on max's side on val d'argenton x

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user40: they're disgusting (when will it happen to me)

charles_leclerc: we'll have to agree to disagree

yourusername: just admit it you love to push verstappens off the track

charles_leclerc: sorry babe as much as i love you, i'll never let you win x

yourusername: good thing i always beat you then x

charles_leclerc: either way victory sex still bangs

user41: yes, yes they're cute, but i need a full on play-by-play of how this relationship came to be

user42: i know these menaces were giggling and kicking their feet every time they had an argument in comment sections

yourusername: oh it was very fun

charles_leclerc: but the radio messaged are 100% real lol

maxverstappen1: thanks for having my back, you're welcome for all the gross pictures i've taken for you guys

yourusername: consider your payment like every meal i make us

maxverstappen1: well if i did it f1 would be down three drivers

user43: wait so does charles basically live with them now?

maxverstappen1: unfortunately yes. depressing music, even worse cooking than me and horrendously loud sex with my sister. i should kick him out

charles_leclerc: i literally bought you noise-cancelling headphones?

maxverstappen1: nothing you can say will save me from this trauma

yourusername: just shag daniel and get off of our case x

note: ahhhhh i am so sorry this request took so long, my inbox keeps moving stuff around lol. my finger is good thanks for asking, the human body is a wonder and i peeled off the last of my scab this week lol. i hope this was the kinda thing you were looking for !! xx

#f1 imagine #f1 x reader #f1 instagram au #f1 x you #f1 #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc #charles leclerc instagram edit #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc instagram au #charles leclerc x you