#ish asks

[severusish]

Severus hated mistletoe. He stared at it for some time, wondering if the plant deserved the Reducto he so wanted to unleash upon it. Deciding against the waste of magic, he turned to walk away — only to freeze in his steps when the person he’d waited all day to see said, in tones of fond amusement — “Hello, Severus. Look. Mistletoe.”

I drew this for Snolidays Week Two @snapecelebration Prompt: Mistletoe.

Snape unintentionally wound up looking like Keanu Reeves in this one. That’s what I get for doing a 15 minute drawing. Anyway BYEEEE

ID: a drawn bust of Snape. inside his eyes is the reflection of mistletoe. Above him there is mistletoe peaking down from the ceiling. /end ID.

#pro snape #severusish says #snape community #snape defender #severus snape #snape #snolidarity #snapedom #snover #snoyalty #ish says #severusish asks #snape apologist #snape supporter #professor snape #homosnapien #snape content #sneme #ish asks #snart #Snape fanart #ish draws #my art #severusish art #snapecelebration #Snape celebration 2022 #snolidays2022

[satanicdollx]

they should invent friends that do not live so fucking far

#I'm less sad today but still sad #we're not even that far even from a European point of view like 400kms is okay-ish 🥹 #it's just complicated in terms of public transportation and it's expensive #anyway gonna play DAO (bc BG3 is still bugged) and chill all day feel free to invade my asks #nyx.txt

[sualne]

he's fiiiiine.

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #trafalgar law #tony tony chopper #one piece spoilers #my art #my comic #undescribed #been thinking a lot about them recovering at a normaler-ish rate after onigashima and the conversation that couldve happened. #i also wished we got to see law be a doctor more when he was with them. even just asking how theyre doing.

[pokeberry5]

Hi for doodle request, can I see Tim showing Damian pictures he took before being Robin?

i got carried away thinking about them

the reality lol:

i think it'd be funny if what finally brought them together is damian gaining a grudging respect for tim when he learns about the obsessive lengths tim went to in the lead up to his assumption of the robin title and tim realizing he's found a fellow devoted dick grayson admirer (just-nightwing admirers and dick-grayson-friends don't count)

bonus:

they're both fanatics

the panel is from new titans #60

#i found a muji gel pen imitation for procreate and i am truly living my best life #its free by artofwendyxu on kofi! #sart #damian wayne #tim drake #dc #asks #alfred the cat i did my best... #long post #ish #tim is like oh my god damian also immediately recognized dick??? maybe he is chill.... #THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!

[aimasup]

(tumblr killed the quality so Click for Intentional Crunchiness instead)

wow ur so digestive-systemcore <3

song inspo

#my post #my art #tadc bubble #weirdcore #webcore #ask to tag #clowncore #cleancore #ish #the amazing digital circus #tadc #art from last year

[inkskinned]

crows use tools and like to slide down snowy hills. today we saw a goose with a hurt foot who was kept safe by his flock - before taking off, they waited for him to catch up. there are colors only butterflies see. reindeer are matriarchical. cows have best friends and 4 stomachs and like jazz music. i watched a video recently of an octopus making himself a door out of a coconut shell.

i am a little soft, okay. but sometimes i can't talk either. the world is like fractal light to me, and passes through my skin in tendrils. i feel certain small things like a catapult; i skirt around the big things and somehow arrive in crisis without ever realizing i'm in pain.

in 5th grade we read The Curious Incident of the Dog In The Night-time, which is about a young autistic boy. it is how they introduced us to empathy about neurotypes, which was well-timed: around 10 years old was when i started having my life fully ruined by symptoms. people started noticing.

i wonder if birds can tell if another bird is odd. like the phrase odd duck. i have to believe that all odd ducks are still very much loved by the other normal ducks. i have to believe that, or i will cry.

i remember my 5th grade teacher holding the curious incident up, dazzled by the language written by someone who is neurotypical. my teacher said: "sometimes i want to cut open their mind to know exactly how autistics are thinking. it's just so different! they must see the world so strangely!" later, at 22, in my education classes, we were taught to say a person with autism or a person on the spectrum or neurodivergent. i actually personally kind of like person-first language - it implies the other person is trying to protect me from myself. i know they had to teach themselves that pattern of speech, is all, and it shows they're at least trying. and i was a person first, even if i wasn't good at it.

plants learn information. they must encode data somehow, but where would they store it? when you cut open a sapling, you cannot find the how they think - if they "think" at all. they learn, but do not think. i want to paint that process - i think it would be mostly purple and blue.

the book was not about me, it was about a young boy. his life was patterned into a different set of categories. he did not cry about the tag on his shirt. i remember reading it and saying to myself: i am wrong, and broken, but it isn't in this way. something else is wrong with me instead. later, in that same person-first education class, my teacher would bring up the curious incident and mention that it is now widely panned as being inaccurate and stereotypical. she frowned and said we might not know how a person with autism thinks, but it is unlikely to be expressed in that way. this book was written with the best intentions by a special-ed teacher, but there's some debate as to if somebody who was on the spectrum would be even able to write something like this.

we might not understand it, but crows and ravens have developed their own language. this is also true of whales, dolphins, and many other species. i do not know how a crow thinks, but we do know they can problem solve. (is "thinking" equal to "problem solving"? or is "thinking" data processing? data management?) i do not know how my dog thinks, either, but we "talk" all the same - i know what he is asking for, even if he only asks once.

i am not a dolphin or reindeer or a dog in the nighttime, but i am an odd duck. in the ugly duckling, she grows up and comes home and is beautiful and finds her soulmate. all that ugliness she experienced lives in downy feathers inside of her, staining everything a muted grey. she is beautiful eventually, though, so she is loved. they do not want to cut her open to see how she thinks.

a while ago i got into an argument with a classmate about that weird sia music video about autism. my classmate said she thought it was good to raise awareness. i told her they should have just hired someone else to do it. she said it's not fair to an autistic person to expect them to be able to handle that kind of a thing.

today i saw a goose, and he was limping. i want to be loved like a flock loves a wounded creature: the phrase taken under a wing. which is to say i have always known i am not normal. desperate, mewling - i want to be loved beyond words.

loved beyond thinking.

#spilled ink #writeblr #personal #please don't ask me to talk on my experience on the spectrum lol. i hate how ppl talk to me about it #i really try not to write so specifically about it #bc inevitably someone talks to me like im a child #i think this is the first time i've ever openly identified with it but i've been hinting for years #i might delete this. feels big. #the thing is that being on the spectrum actually IS a spectrum #and if u say ur autistic #inevitably someone makes an assumption about ur needs/symptoms #please do not treat me differently than u usually would. like.... we can tell when you do #and like i mention. i do appreciate the effort. i do truly appreciate the effort. #but it still feels like... #when i was blind. sometimes people kind of did the same-ish thing. #they'd find out i was blind and start talking really loudly? #and while i KNOW they're just trying to help. it would be like. i'd be trying to find #the right way into a building (sometimes only 1 door is unlocked and i couldn't see the signs posted about where to go) #and ppl would be like ''OH UR BLIND? YES SO THIS IS A DOOR. IT OPENS INTO THE BUILDING. IT IS LOCKED NOW." #''A DOOR CAN BE FOUND IN MANY LOCATIONS.'' #and it feels like. when i admit to being autistic #someone comes screeching into my life being like THIS IS A DOOR.

[stealingpotatoes]

I just saw your comic where the handmaidens join the rebellion and now all i can think of is Luke and Sabe meeting and Luke being like 'I know you aren't my mother but... I could I have a hug?"

YOU GAVE ME EMOTIONAL DAMAGE (positive) W THIS SO I HAD TO MAKE A COMIC SO MY FEELINGS DIDNT EXPLODE

#i need to do more of that au-ish else im gonna lose my handmaidens stan card #sabé #luke skywalker #sabe #star wars #thanks for the ask! #naboo handmaidens #my doods

[bananadramaaa]

No one knows Alastor like you do. Your comics are canon now in MY head. Thank you.

At your service!

#ask #taking everyone into radiostarlet hell with me #thanks again bird for the name #human alastor #human mimzy #murder besties #human au (ish) #myart

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

joking aside, I love this site. I have learned so much from this site. I have received so much love and support from this site, and I hope to be here for years to come (especially now that we accidentally won Least Worst Social Media Platform, despite our very best efforts)

that being said, taking a break was really helpful for me mentally. it made me realize how much pressure I was putting on myself to keep people entertained so they would like me. I'm talking like, 'rereading & editing a single dumb shitpost a dozen times a day' levels of overthinking.

So yeah: I love it here, I plan to keep making people (and myself) laugh, but going forward I'm going to be putting less pressure on myself to be as entertaining/active as i used to aim for. Less "I choked on my gogurt" levels of humor, more "sensible chuckle." (sometimes I may even indulge in a joke that purposefully fails to resonate with the audience! it will be quite a mischievous little treat for me 🤭.)

anyways please be patient if my posts lack a certain pizzazz going forward. the pizzazz is out of stock. no there is none in the back room. the pizzazz is on back order ok. no I'm not paying for expedited shipping. our supplier is experiencing a shortage. pizzazz is a controlled substance, do you have no understanding of the paperwork involved? piss off with your piddling pizzazz

TLDR if you think my posts were mediocre before just u wait sweetheart you ain't seen nothing yet. (they are going to get worse. what I'm saying is they are going to get even more underwhelming. i feel good about this.)

#serious post #ish #do i have tenure? is tumblr tenure a thing? #either way from here on out i am PHONING IT IN MY BABIES! #you get a reblogged post from 2021! you get a rebloggrd post! you get a reblogged post! #and you! get a piece of horrific fanart! that's been containly secured in the ask box since 2020 #and YES it contains the Grinch x Tony the Tiger in delicisio fragrantance #ps I lied there IS a small supply of Pizzazz left on the top shelf but i am hoarding it for my own personal use

[nell0-0]

Trying a different way to draw my fav boy. May try to keep it like this from now on, I kinda like it ^^

Close up under the cut

#linked universe #lu mask #oot link #mm link #young link #time travel shenanigans #mask and the different deity's gifts #tloz #tloz fanart #my art #what's the reason I'm trying to change a bit the design you ask??? #no reason *sweating* #I'mma draw something so self indulgent soon-ish #or I'll try bc darn does it have the possibility of getting a bit long for my usual preference #tatl will be there so that makes up for it #i love tatl

[wispscribbles]

thank you for feeding us such quality ghost soap art mwah bye

And thank you for eating it up!! I love feeding you all w art of the murder lads - Here's some more to chew on :D Tarot Ghoap!

#ask #feadair #thanks again!!! aaa! #sorry this response took so long u got lost in my drafts :''O #ghostsoap #my art #ghoap #mw3 spoilers #ish #MCD #implied MCD #these are months old but I kept telling myself that I would render them at some point. But thats not happening #i think ive seen some ppl talk about cod tarot. maybe that inspired this... cant remember #but if it did then sry that i cant remember who to thank for the inspo #soapghost #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod tarot

[severusish]

Hellooooo Snapedom.

Life update.

On Thursday (this Thursday) I will be doing a themed comedy show about fandoms, hobbies and obsessions. @smilingformoney will be visiting me in my town, and she’ll be coming with me to the show. After chatting with her I’ve changed the trajectory of my set plan. Have a guess at what the theme of my jokes will be.

Yep, you guessed it. Snape.

8 minutes of Snape.

So obviously, I’m pumped. If anyone has ideas for jokes, particularly one liners, please DM me or comment. Also, I’m looking for things to say specifically about the Snapedom. If you give me a joke I’ll just say “someone from the Snape fandom gave me this joke.” Your privacy is safe with me.

Another update: attempted relationship with best friend failed. We’re back to being friends. Instead, I’m seeing a guy who is long, lanky, dark and mysterious. Sound familiar? Yeah, I have a type.

I’ll share clips of the comedy set (perhaps) when it’s done. It’s gonna be caliente.

How are you all? Due to complaints about my absence from multiple of you, I’ll be back to posting this week. Missed you guys.

Get ready for shitposts.

#pro snape #Severusish says #ish says #ish asks #severusish writes #severusish thoughts #snapedom #snape defender #Severus snape #snaprilfools #professor snape #professor severus snape #snape fan art #professor snape fan art #Back to tumblr #this time for real #ADHD hyper fixation from last year in January has returned #thank you Jesus #sleep #snapeward #I love snape #snape imagines #snape fan fiction #snape fanart #pro Severus snape #snape fanfiction #snape ships #snape headcanon #severusish #Snape shitpost

[onejellyfishplease]

Every time you draw Dro I fall in love with her just a little more. Platonically of course. She’s a precious little angel and I wish her all the joys in life such as cute animals especially cats. Does Dro like cats? Would she like sphinx cats or would they remind her of krang?

sorry i had a vision and:

eventually she grows to like cats dw

#she also likes spynx cats #they dont really look all the kraang ish to me so #eh #asks #rottmnt dro #rottmnt #her inspiration

[tojisun]

Simon Simon Simon Simon

"communication is key" to YOU. im gonna be mysterious about it until he gets a hint

(bet simon gets one look at you and realizes that must be what you're into lol so he edges you like that; brushing his hand on the small of your back on accident when he walks by behind you, squeezing your thigh in a second then the next he's reaching for the remote as though his touch was all an error.

he does all these little things that leaves you gasping, breath hitching, only for him to tamp it all back down. he looks at you with a confused tilt to his head, brows furrowed when he sees you squirming, and he thinks you're going to break soon, only—

"it's nothin'," you murmur, looking away, heat filling up your cheeks.

simon's nose flares in his frustration because why are you so goddamn stubborn?

so he amps the teasing; makes them more deliberate, more obvious.

he rubs his front against your back, makes sure that the chub underneath his sweats brush against the cleft of your ass, and just gives you a small smirk when you twirl to glare up at him. his hand falls atop your tits when he pulls you close to his side; sometimes he just lets it hover but sometimes his thumb "accidentally" drags against the plump fat, making you gasp.

he looks at your eyes every time, and he no longer gives you excuses to what he does.

and slowly, slowly, you give in.)

-

crazy where did all that come from!!

#tomie <3 #ask #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #cw dark #-ish #suns

[taikk0]

the unspoken broflovski family curse

#added the doodle late oops #taikko art #dont ask me what happened to my old sketchy painted ish style when i first started making sp art #did you know?? that i enjoy?? not? hurting??????????? #its south park let me take it easy ugh finally i can draw in a style thats easy rottmnt artstyle kicked my ass #'why is kyles son wearing a different outfit?' i headcanon that kyles daughter is actually wearing hand me downs from him!! #i desperately need confirmed names omfg #I LOVE CHARACTERS WITH BARELY ANY CHARACTER TO THEM!! IT MEANS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!! #me when i get to slap personalities and headcanons on characters that were on screen for less than a minute <3 #i need to read peoples headcanons on them please im so uncreative and i need to eat i am NOT self sustaining #south park #south park art #south park fanart #sp fanart #sp art #sp fandom #south park fandom #south park post covid #sp post covid #post covid #kyle #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #south park kyle #pc kyle #post covid kyle

[yanderemommabean]

i want to steal alpha Yandere CEO's fancy suit jackets. I wanna steal whichever one he wore that day and wear it around the house and nap in it and he can't stop me, they'll be given back but I will steal them.

He will happily give them to you. He likes your smell on them too! But it comes with a risk. If you fall asleep wearing them then he gets free range to take it off of you and anything else you decided to have on.

Maybe even let his hands wander and see if he can give you pleasant dreams :3c

-Mommabean

#mommabean #anon confessions are amazing #anon asks #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #my ocs #yandere ceo #yandere smut #ish #yandere lemons #CEO my oc