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luna-lovegreat · 8 months
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I might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but that’s alright, they can throw me into the harbor as an act of war I can swim
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zytes · 5 months
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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white-weasel · 1 year
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Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance
So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them
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deep-space-lines · 2 months
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an experiment called “is this gonna make me gain or lose followers”
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the-meme-monarch · 3 months
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what if deltarune beach episode (<-is cold where i live)
anyway TECHNICALLY based on this ask i got and the nelnal comic that came out like a day after which is also linked there :]
if you ship scc and/or kr/alsei go away 👍
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fence-time · 1 month
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*Placing this down and scuttling away*
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crocsandbitches · 3 days
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Not to get overly sentimental but rap beef is honestly such a creative form of expression. Like we’re going to hold off on kicking the shit out of each other and calling up shooters to make clever rhymes about each other and get the common man saying words like ‘double entendre.’
Here’s a couple of suggestions of other diss tracks to listen to if you’ve found you’ve liked bitchy poetry:
Ether - Nas (2001) - diss track vs Jay Z & widely considered to be one of the best diss tracks ever released. It’s a response to Jay Z’s diss ‘Takeover’ which at the time of its release left people thinking Nas’ career was over and then Nas uno reversed that shit with Ether and it’s still considered to be a miracle that Jay Z managed to maintain his fame.
Hit ‘em up - 2Pac (1996) -diss track vs Biggie & Bad Boy records. Part of the East Coast / West Coast beef. 2Pac was shot 5 times and survived and Biggie released a song called ‘Who Shot Ya.’ Hit em up is Pac’s response and it’s iconic. Plus the tune is groovy as shit.
Real Muthaphuckkin’ G’s - Eazy E (1993) - Dr Dre left his group NWA over a dispute about contracts/pay. He later released a song called ‘Fuck with Dre Day’ where he had a go at Eazy E (the lead rapper of NWA). Eazy released this in response and it’s another groovy, west coast banger.
Story of Adidon- Pusha T (2018) - Pusha T walked so Kendrick Lamar could run. Need I say more.
No Vaseline - Ice Cube (1991) - vs remaining members of NWA. Cube was the first to leave NWA over contracts/pay disputes. The remaining members released an album, with subtle disses against him. Ice Cube, as Ice Cube does, got pissed.
Life’s on the Line - 50 Cent (2003) - adding this because 50 Cent hates as easily as he breathes and it’s something to marvel at. His beef with Ja Rule started in ‘99 when Ja Rule was robbed by 50’s people and then one thing lead to another and 50 was stabbed and then he was shot 9 times. ‘Time is the best medicine-‘ no. no it’s not. If anything 50 gets angrier through the years. 19 years later 50 bought 200 tickets to Ja Rule’s concert so the front rows were completely empty.
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happy birthday to one of the greatest fics of all time <3 ( @bisexuallsokka , thank you for writing this masterpiece.)
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cokoweee · 1 month
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Ok running away forever by guys 💃💃💃
It’s a sketch and story has no sense ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok o lo k ok go kook ok o ok ok k ok o lo k o lo k ok o ok ok k ok ok ok o ok ok ok ok k ok ok ok o koi ok ok ok ok ok ok o ok k
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this is exactly why i get nothing done in life
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philsbrownquiff · 22 days
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Guys, Phil is 37…. Debating if they’ll have kids or not is pointless he’s already too old to be getting pregnant without complications (geriatric pregnancy starts at 35), not to mention his health problems. Like Dan should’ve knocked him up years ago, they’re really past the point of no return. Sorry about it but they’re not stupid, they would’ve already done it if they were gonna
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queenofinys · 28 days
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Paradise on my right, Hell on my left, and the Angel of Death behind
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wenibon · 1 year
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pogtopia
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babycharmander · 6 months
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Weird folks: Vent art of any form is good and all but it should ONLY be between you and your therapist. Don’t share that stuff online or publish it!!!
Me, an artist/writer: *goes to therapy, talks about my trauma and mental health and how sometimes it’s hard to talk about it with others*
Therapist: Have you thought about using your art and writing to help you work through these things and share them with others?
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smilenetwork · 10 months
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WE SEE THE SILLY ROBOTS TODAY YIPPEEE
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bitepoint · 1 month
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many things going on up in here in the brain……. uhgh leon + cumplay across diff eras
18+. leon kennedy x gn!reader. spit, oral (after), cumplay
re2r leon’s got a long way to go still, scrunches up his face all cute the first time you suggest swapping spit and cum between you. there's a curious sort of hesitance there, and it's enough to get the ball rolling. warming him up to the idea works best in slow increments: a soft kiss or two, close-mouthed, right after you blow him, lips still a little wet from the rush of his spend into your mouth; a thumb brushed across his bottom lip right after you fuck his cock with your fist, pretty bead still warm, satisfaction gripping your chest when his pink tongue swipes across it while leaning in to chase lazy kisses in the afterglow.
re6/vendetta/older leon, however, is a different matter entirely. can't get enough of it. loves sucking on your tongue before you've had a chance to swallow it all down. pulls you up or meets you down to lick into your mouth with soft but still heated kisses, the half-mouthful of his cum kept warm between you, spent dick brushing across your stomach — only half-hard and smearing whatever's left along the skin.
he'll spit it into your mouth if you ask nice, but you might prefer to push him back after you've made him finish in your mouth, on your knees for all that while. make him lie back while you lean over. pretty blue eyes, glazed, will trail from the steady column of your throat to your lips and the way you've kept them closed, and leon'll open up for you — tongue peeking out and resting just at the edge of his bottom lip, waiting. will tilt his head up a little if you linger too long, knows the way you like the hard lines of his throat exposed and the way his jaw works for you. who said old dogs can't learn new tricks?
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