#invade denmark

[codthefishgod]

HOLY SHIT GUYS IT'S INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY! BREAK OUT YOUR BREADSTICK SWORDS AND YOUR MARINARA BOMBS, IT'S OFFICIALLY TIME TO WAGE OUR WAR AGAINST THE APHOBES

#asexuality day #international asexuality day #ace rights #ace pride #acespec #ace #asexuality #asexual #aceprideispridetoo #allonormativity #amatonormativity #you're going down allo people #war on allo people #invade denmark #we ride at dawn #garlic bread #breadsticks #bread #marinara sauce

[aceofspadespop]

Right so I know that the acespec and aspec community are trying to invade Denmark but I feel like if we combine our power with the aro spec community, we have a better chance of winning.

#asexual #order of the black ring #arospec #aromantic #order of the white ring #ace #aro #invade Denmark

[lbcreations-blog]

Can someone tell me how we're going to invade Denmark like have we decided on a plan yet?

#Invade Denmark #asexual #asexuality #denmark #Denmark invasion plan

[fanby-fckry]

Husk: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Charlie: Are you ok???

Husk: Alastor stole my fucking garlic bread

#source: tumblr #he can’t help it #he doesn’t like cake so the primal asexual urge for garlic bread has been doubled #just be grateful he hasn’t invaded denmark yet #hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #husk hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #radiohusk #perhaps? #fanby’s fuckery

[totally-italy]

Aces, we have a new target

As per the screenshot below from @ripmyfictionalfriends, after invading Denmark we should focus our forces for a final effort in the Netherlands before moving to world domination!

#To be honest #World domination should be our aim #Ironically #I argued against this in a previous reblog of something else #In the tags of course #The level of chaos in my tags is unforgiveable but I must say that I love it! #world domination #Aces invade the world #Starting from Denmark #Y'all are going down #How dare you steal our mitosis? #l'italiana parla

[breaking-news-the-aroace-has]

#aroace things #aromaticism #asexual #aromantic #aroace #asexual aromantic #what has the aroace done today #breaking news the aroace has #be ace get a period of grace #brought to you by ^him #breaking news #the aroace is indeed too cool for school #however they have not actually been caught by authorities #for they are an evil genius #it is difficult to invade denmark with a criminal record

[redysetdare]

I wish the denmark joke has stayed dead. it is literally the most unfunny asexual joke we got.

#text #it was only funny at it's first conception of “there is the same percentage of ace people as there are people in denmark” #because in general hearing that of itself IS funny #but once it turned into “let's invade” and shit it became very much less funny #idk i don't find the idea of “Asexual army” or invading a real life country to be that funny? #like this joke died for a reason and now ppl brought up back and it's just....it's never been THAT funny guys #ik some ppl have brought up the problematic idea it tends to represent and like idk im not super well versed on that argument #but even then if it's true that there is no problematic element it is still not as funny as people think it is #it's kinda annoying #yes this is because someone turned my actual funny aromantic post into a shitty half-baked aces invade denmark post #they got blocked because they also had haz/bin hotel icon and i was feeling extra mean #anyways denmark jokes are stupid and probably the sure fire way for me to just dislike you and block u at this rate #signed an ace who has been here too long and is sick and tired of this shit

[mintmangoz]

TO ALL THE ASEXUALS AND/OR AROMANTIC OUT THERE

Have some garlic bread to help you through your day and your BRUTAL CONQUEST OF DENMARKK!!!

#garlic #garlic bread #aroace #invading denmark rn brb #denmark

[the-fools-hat]

Uh

Happy Asexuality Day ig

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#sex repulsed asexual #asexuality spectrum #asexual #happy asexuality day #enjoy some cake or garlic bread or invading Denmark #why am i like this

[cozylittleartblog]

Do you like cake

i don't think i'd be allowed to call myself asexual otherwise

#not art #ask #anonymous #anon #asexual #its part of the orientation you realize you're ace and the next day you get a little box in the mail #its got some stickers a perfect piece of cake and a copy of the plans to invade denmark #we're coming for you denmark.

[usagi-zakura]

Every single porn bot I see turns me more asexual.

I'm a few posts away from sending death threats to the admins at Porn Hub, just because I know the bots don't fucking care.

#asexual #forget Denmark #let's invade the houses of whoever made these bots #bots #usagi rants

[rosevelvetcupcake]

#queer #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbt pride #lgbtq community #lgbt #lgbtq+ #acespec #asexual #aroace #acesexual invasion #acesexuals invading denmark #ready to overthrow the danish government as an insider for the acesexual army

[constellation-sys]

happy ace week. denmark is quaking from the wrath of the garlic bread asexuals wield.

#asexual #ace week #were still invading denmark #right? #asexuality

[forever-scotland]

Do you support aspec world domination?

—@actual-aspec-military

As an ace person, definitely!

#scotland posts #scotland answers #Why invading Denmark when we can have the world?

[allistardust]

As an ace, I say we claim Adam Warlock as our chosen superhero representative. I'm convinced the golden boi is demiromantic/asexual. He really just radiates asexy space ace vibes and I feel like he would be like our perfect little blorbo. We ride at dawn to steal him from Marvel, who's with me? @fansonia

#adam warlock #asexual #aroace #demi #comics #ramblings #also... #Adam & Gamora #cuz we need rep to bust stereotypes of aces who are in relationships #im normal about them i promise #if we can invade Denmark we can invade Marvel #a friend once lamented that there are no ace superheros #and i wanted to ramble about him so bad #guardians of the galaxy #adamora #infinity watch #infinity war #infinity gauntlet #gamora

[carryingthebanner]

Aces, make sure to eat garlic bread and cake today so that your power can grow!

#bonus points if you’re wearing your ace ring or ace colors while doing it #we need all the help we can get to invade denmark! #my posts #asexual #ace #asexuality