HOLY SHIT GUYS IT'S INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY! BREAK OUT YOUR BREADSTICK SWORDS AND YOUR MARINARA BOMBS, IT'S OFFICIALLY TIME TO WAGE OUR WAR AGAINST THE APHOBES
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How to write smut scenes, by anamelessfool
Get that Mary on a Cross
Listen to the Twin Peaks soundtrack with your giant headphones until you are in a half-asleep fugue state on the couch.
Hold your phone and every so often sit up, write a few sentences and then return to the astral to wait for the arcane guide to send you more smut from the Akashic records
Repeat until done
Reread in the daylight and remind yourself you're going to hell
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i legit just now randomly took this photo but she looks so pretty here idk how i managed that
marinara sauce is two years old now 🎉
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Making marinara sauce from scratch w/o a recipe lets fucking gooooo
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Homemade calamari
- fresh squid caps
- sliced into rings
-dipped rings in beaten egg
-breaded in gluten free Italian breadcrumbs
- fried in olive oil at 320-325 degrees until golden brown
-let rings dry on paper towel
Homemade marinara
- 1 can peel whole plum tomatoes
- a squeeze of basil paste
- black pepper
-white pepper
-chopped garlic
-salt
-red pepper flakes
- mixed with hand blender (I blended a little too much for my liking on this one)
Whole thing takes maybe 20 mins, the garnish is just for fun :) if you try it let me know how it turns out!
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Ashton meeting back up with Bells Hells after his day of freelancing
(painting is "Pierrot" by Antoine Watteau)
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Jalapeño smoke sausage pasta
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