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wambsroy · 23 days
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Margaret: are you kidding me? tony and i do not have pet names for each other
Elizabeth: oh really? do you know what bees make, margo?
Margaret: honey?
Tony, from across de room: yes, darling?
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i-only-see-daylight · 2 months
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Aelin: If I died-
Rowan, sharpening his knives: Death will not get you out of this relationship.
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Feng Xin, on the phone with Mu Qing: He's in the kitchen again.
Xie Lian, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?
Mu Qing: GET. HIM. OUT.
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saturncodedstarlette · 2 months
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[Before Lucifer got cast out of Heaven P. 2]
Angel!Lucifer, snarls : How kind of you to come here.
Angel!Y/N, huffs : What makes you say that?
Angel!Lucifer : Well you must’ve noticed that my meeting with father about our.. circumstances, and how it miserably failed. Thought you’d be kind enough to come cheer me up.
Angel!Y/N, laughs in disbelief : Your capacity of self-pity never ceases to amaze me. You’re lucky you’re still allowed to set a foot in this house, bless your father’s heart able to deal with a spoiled brat like you.
Angel!Lucifer, sarcastic : Ohh? So I should be grateful? Should I be grateful to have been forced into this loveless marriage? Should I be grateful for not been allowed to be with who I wanted?!
Angel!Y/N : Who are you referring to?
Angel!Lucifer, growls : You know damn well who I am referring to, Lilith.
Angel!Y/N, rolls eyes : And why would I care about her?
Angel!Lucifer : BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT HER! NOON AND NIGHT I CARE ABOUT HER!
Angel!Lucifer : And you hurt her. And if you hurt her, you hurt me. Lilith is the one I want, she would’ve been the one to wear the ring!
Angel!Y/N : OH?! and how do you think I feel?! Do you think it’s fun to have other angels out there talk behind my back, at every corner, everyday?!
Angel!Y/N : About how “oh, the poor thing. Doesn’t know how to keep a husband in check” or how the “a match made in Heaven is not so perfect, after all” SHUT UP! Just shut up! If it weren’t for your father, I wouldn’t have to face this humiliation!
Angel!Lucifer : And that is the problem. If it weren’t for him I wouldn’t be here, suffering in this miserable, beyond fixing marriage!
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21stcenturyroyals · 4 months
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INCORRECT ROYAL QUOTES | 21ST CENTURY ROYALS (2000-2099) | 1x24: “There's a new King in town”
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Young Royals S2: A Summary
Wilhelm: “Wow. Can’t believe I’m going to burn the entire Swedish monarchy to the ground for this nerdy little choir boy I met six months ago.” Literally everyone else: “You don’t have t-” Wilhelm: “No, I’m gonna.”
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luxthestrange · 6 days
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MASHLE Incorrect quotes#35 You can do so much better-
Dot: So you two are dating now?...
Orter & Magicless Y/n: Yes
Lance: …Why?
Orter: Well, I find Y/n appealing-
Wirth: We know that. We want to know why Y/n is dating you!-*Turns to You* Are you being blackmailed to keep Mash safe?-Blink if yes
Lance & Dot* Looking at you with a serious face*...
Magicless Y/n*Tries not to blink but blinks*I cannot blink-
Wirth*Sword out ready to strike his older brother*They Blinked, Lance Guard them!-
Dot*Worried looks at Wirth and Lance who are brawling and looks at you*...Um Ok serious talk, I'm happy Mister Orter found someone as amazing as you...um...I have a rebound already for you,just sayin-*Showing a picture of Rayne*
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frogprinsen · 4 months
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Simon: Hey, Wille, could you do me a small favour?
Wilhelm: I would literally die for you, but go on.
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crazydaymycrazyway · 3 months
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Alberu: There are three ways to do things- there's the right way, then the wrong way and the Cale way
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miharuki · 19 days
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𝕴𝖓𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝕼𝖚𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖛 #1
[NAME]:I work with language ~
RAYNE:That's cool, what languages ​​do you know?
[NAME]:No, I spoke language, not languages, you know? Language? Tongue?
RAYNE:I understand -
[NAME]: Do not confuse things! You who are talking about languages
[NAME]:I work with tongue, tongue!
RAYNE:I know, it's just that I don't want to use you
[NAME]:BUT I WANT YOU TO USE ME!!, OH MY GOD !
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Magolor: To everyone who said this wouldn’t work, sorry about the huge amount of damage and all of the fires.
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i-only-see-daylight · 2 months
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Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Lorcan: I almost died. 
Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.
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Xie Lian: The moon is really beautiful tonight, San Lang.
Hua Cheng: It really is, Gege.
Yin Yu: Should we tell them that’s just a rice paper you threw at the window?
He Xuan: …No
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incorrecthatchetfield · 2 months
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*After surviving the apotheosis*
Paul: Y'know, guys, Y'all have come a long way from office workers . I'm sorry I ever doubted that either of you. More than that I just wanted to ask-
Ted: Paul, go fuck that barista.
Paul: Alright. *turns and starts walking away*
Paul: I just wanted to say I never Meant Any harm! I was just looking out for you-
Bill: Go slam her down big style!
Paul: I'm very Submissive! I'm going to get slammed down Big Style!
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jadedontaskwhytoo · 1 month
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Poor wittle brazilian meow meow :(
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21stcenturyroyals · 8 months
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INCORRECT ROYAL QUOTES | 21ST CENTURY ROYALS (2000-2099) | 9x23: “Dinner party conversations”
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