Emmett: Did your dad drop you on your head as a child?
Celia: Bold of you to assume I was even held by my father.
Edward:
Jasper:
Rosalie:
Carlise: Celia, we’ve talked about this
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Yor : *treating Anya's wound*
Yor : You know, Anya, my mother once taught me to kiss a wound so it will heal faster ^^
Loid : /overhears/
Loid :
Loid : Frankie.
Loid : I want you to punch me in the face. As hard as you can.
Frankie : Say no more, bish.
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Vaggie: "These are the wings of a killer, Charlie."
Charlie: "Oooh."
Charlie: "..."
Vaggie: "....Charlie no."
Charlie: "Tickle-tickle-tickle~"
Vaggie: "NO THEY ARE NOT FOR TICKLING-! PFFTAHAHAHAHA"
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Loid: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Yor: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Loid: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Yor: Is it working?
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I thought Time was the straight main to the chain's shenanigans but in reality he used to be just like them and so doesn't personally see anything really wrong with their behaviour.
However where he's matured into simply acknowledging the outsider 'normal' view, Warriors internalised it before even donning the hero's scarf and has always been too conscious of how he's perceived.
I think I've said it before but Warriors didn't have a traditional adventure like the others, cities and towns aren't just pitstops for him so he respects infrastructure and social decorum. Plus he's used to minding his reputation and maintaining his perfect image. Whereas most of the others had the freedom to act pretty much like cryptids, showing up out of nowhere, spawning local legends and then disappearing after doing only slightly more good than harm.
Even without that pressure Warriors is still holding himself to that standard and even extended it over the others. Had they actually done something weird Time would've have called them out on it, but he didn't in this case because a bit of parkour is like...fine? It's really not that big a deal. They didn't break anything. I just find this aspect of the Captain's character interesting.
Art credit @linkeduniverse :)
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Wind: Sighs
Time: What's up?
Wind: Wild spilled the beans on Twilight
Time: Oh, so does everyone know he's Wolfie now?
Wind: WHAT?!?
Meanwhile, Twilight is cleaning baked beans out of his tunic while glaring at Wild
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[showing the Batcave for the first time]
Bruce: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Clark: No, not the moats.
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Leah: *yawns*
Celia: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Leah: Then you must be exhuasted.
Embry: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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What I find funny is in the books is that nearly everyone is like “stop it edward” or “go for it edward!”
Meanwhile:
Emmett: “you got two options, kill her and get this over and done with orrrrrr turn her, idgaf”
Edward: “it’s not that easy!”
Emmett: “it literally is, grow up Virgin”
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