#incorrect twilight quotes

[fckedup247]

What I find funny is in the books is that nearly everyone is like “stop it edward” or “go for it edward!”

Meanwhile:

Emmett: “you got two options, kill her and get this over and done with orrrrrr turn her, idgaf”

Edward: “it’s not that easy!”

Emmett: “it literally is, grow up Virgin”

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[fanficthingsworld]

Jacob: I’ve created a map of all the possible places where Alice could’ve taken Bella

Embry: This is a map of the entire world.

Jacob, crying: I have no idea where the fuck she is.

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[culltheundead]

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[su-angelvicioso]

María: She knows too much, we must get rid of her.

Jasper: She’s our therapist.

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[notafraidofstopping876]

"'Why don't you go cry about it?' Nice try idiot I already did that"

-Edward Cullen at some point, probably

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[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Demetri: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—

Felix: We’re married.

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[incorrectlytwilight]

Alice, about Bella: Ask anyone, we‘re close.

Edward: My sister and my girlfriend sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.

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[incorrecttwilight]

Carlisle, to Rosalie: Take out the trash, please.

Rosalie: Sure.

Rosalie holding the trash bag in front of Edward: Get in.

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[ct1409lover]

Emily: Boys. Bed. Now. I want to talk to your father.

Sam, scared: No, boys, stay. Please stay.

Emily: Go!

Sam: Stay!

Emily: Go!

Sam: Stay!

Sam: Paul please stay.

Emily: Now!

Sam: Jared don’t move!

Jared and Paul, slowly leaving the room:

Emily: Get outta here!

Sam, scared still: DONTTTT LEAAAVEEEE MEEEE!!

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[icemankazansky86]

Edward: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Rosalie: Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

Emmett: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Jasper, from the next room: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, ya nasty.

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[bookoholic-rosie]

Twilight incorrect quotes 31

Bella: Alice, I'm sad.

Alice: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Later

Bella: Emmett, I'm sad.

Emmett, nodding: mood.

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[fckedup247]

*Family time @ the Cullens (cause Esme definitely makes them do that)

Esme: “where’s Jasper?”

The Cullens: “??”

*meanwhile at forks old folks home*

Random 90 year old man: “Kids now a days wouldn’t know hard work if it hit them in the face, when I was their age I was fighting for my country in Nam”

Jasper as he reclines the sofa chair: “man I hear you Burt”

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[fanficthingsworld]

Sam: *sees a group of people doing something stupid*

Sam: What idiots.

Sam: *Realizes it's the pack*

Sam: Wait, those’s are my idiots.

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[culltheundead]

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[su-angelvicioso]

Jasper: She took my life, made me fight in a war killing thousands, and she even plotted to kill me.

Peter: Maybe we should kill her then?

Jasper: Why would I do that?

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[edwardsmedow]

*Paul and Jared giving Sam breakfast*

Jared: If we make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all that's needed

Paul: Not this "how did you get into my house" business.

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