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[fanficthingsworld]

Jacob: I’ve created a map of all the possible places where Alice could’ve taken Bella

Embry: This is a map of the entire world.

Jacob, crying: I have no idea where the fuck she is.

#This takes place in New Moon lol #twilight #twilight saga #twilight incorrect quotes #incorrect twilight quotes #twilight wolf pack #twilight wolfpack incorrect quotes #incorrect twilight wolf pack quotes #jacob black #embry call #alice cullen #bella swan

[ct1409lover]

Emily: Boys. Bed. Now. I want to talk to your father.

Sam, scared: No, boys, stay. Please stay.

Emily: Go!

Sam: Stay!

Emily: Go!

Sam: Stay!

Sam: Paul please stay.

Emily: Now!

Sam: Jared don’t move!

Jared and Paul, slowly leaving the room:

Emily: Get outta here!

Sam, scared still: DONTTTT LEAAAVEEEE MEEEE!!

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[monty-gaytor-apologist]

HELP!???

Not even AI thinks I'm innocent. 💀😭😭.

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[fanfictionroxs]

Basically what happened in Eclipse

Seth: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple… Embry: I really care about your feelings! Quil: I really care about YOUR feelings! Seth, turning their head: …and then there's the disaster couple… Leah: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Jacob: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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[wolfpackshenanigans]

Seth: Drinking water with a minty mouth is like the cold version of spicy.

Leah, trying not to get attacked by a vampire: This is a battle. We are in a BATTLE. Shouldn't you be thinking about other things?

Jared: But is he wrong? 

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[haletwinsstan]

Leah: Jacob, pass my bag

Jacob: What's the magic word?

Leah: Or else.

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[karmaofficial]

Jake: Seth would never even hurt a fly, that's how nice he is

Seth: *kills a fly*

*everyone's shocked*

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[justabunchofcrowsinatrenchcoat]

Twilight characters as things I've heard students say.

Part Two: Paul Lahote

*Paul and friends sitting in class passing around a novelty pencil eraser and making jokes.

Sam: It looks so weird. What is that even supposed to be?

Jared: It looks like a VagiNA!

Paul (without missing a beat): Yeah, you gotta lick it to make it work.

Be me: a student teacher, sitting in the back of the class, dying a slow death.

#twilight #twilight renaissance #incorrect quotes #wolfpack

[fanficthingsworld]

Sam: *sees a group of people doing something stupid*

Sam: What idiots.

Sam: *Realizes it's the pack*

Sam: Wait, those’s are my idiots.

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[fanficthingsworld]

Sam: *lost the pack in a crowd*

Sam: Well, that's it. They’re gone.

The Pack: We’re right behind you.

Sam: Gone. Forever.

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[fanficthingsworld]

Leah: The path to inner peace begins with four words.

Leah: Not my fucking problem.

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[fanficthingsworld]

Leah, sips drink: Wow, this is bad.

Jared: Is it? 

Jared, sips Leah’s drink: Wow, yeah, this is bad.

Embry: Let me try.

Embry, sips Leah’s drink: Oh god, that’s terrible.

Quil: Hey what’s going on here?

Leah: My drink is bad.

Quil, sips Leah’s drink: That’s bad 

Seth: The drink is bad?

Seth, sips Leah’s drink: The drink is bad.

Jacob: Did I hear something about a bad drink?

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[fanficthingsworld]

Jacob: I'm so upset.

Paul: Why? what happened?

Jacob: Shut the fuck up.

Paul: Ok, girl, fuck you. Stay upset. I hope your day gets worse like actually.

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[fanficthingsworld]

Sam: How are we looking?

Paul: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.

Paul: Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

Sam: I was talking about the truck.

Paul: And I was talking about me.

#I just want a fraction of his confidence #twilight #twilight saga #twilight incorrect quotes #twilight wolf pack #twilight wolfpack incorrect quotes #incorrect twilight quotes #incorrect twilight wolf pack quotes #paul lahote #sam uley

[fanficthingsworld]

Seth: Someone’s trying to break in! call the cops!

Jacob: *Loads shotgun* I got this.

Leah: Last week you tripped up the stairs, what do you mean-

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[ct1409lover]

Celia: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Leah: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Celia: I said within reason, Leah. How about I murder that guy?

Leah: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Celia: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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