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f1incorrectquotess · 3 months
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Seb: *holding his newborn*
Lewis: She's so precious
Doctor: Before you take her home we have to give her some shots
Daniel: HELL YEAH! BRING HER SOME SHOTS, IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!! SHALL WE MAKE HER DO A SHOEY?
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apollosdaydreams · 4 months
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Sixteen
Max Verstappen x Reader
Max: *Hiding something in his coat* "I think we should adopt another kid."
Y/n: "No."
Max: *Frowns* "Why not?"
Y/n: "Because when you say 'kid' you mean a cat, and we already have fifteen of those."
Max: *unzips coat.* "Sixteen."
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arrowenchantress · 20 days
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Y/n: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Y/n: And I started thinking.
Y/n: Like it was just trying to get food.
Y/n: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck.
Y/n: How would I feel.
Lando: *Cuddling Y/n*
Lando: Love, light of my life, what the actual fuck.
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bbglewis · 3 months
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F1 as texts (Lewis to Ferrari Version)
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+Bonus (Fernando with his life advice on how to deal w Ferrari)
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this is how i cope
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see part 2 of drives as incorrect quotes <3
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aaltilis · 4 months
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*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*
Checo: Will Daniel be there?
RB team: No, just you and Max.
Checo: Will Charles be there?
RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?
Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.
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glysraya · 1 month
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Oscar, singing to himself: You are the dancing queen, feel the beat of the-
Lando, kicking the door open: TANGERINE
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peoplesprincessgeorge · 3 months
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txt posts + f1 = true 3.0
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ladymarvel27 · 11 days
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Max: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Charles: It was me. Max: be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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f1incorrectquotess · 2 months
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Zak: "Have kids" they said, "it'll be fun" they said
Lando, from the kitchen: Put it out!! Put it out!!
Oscar: It's too big to smother, get the anti flamethrower
Zak: It's. called. a. fire. extinguisher.
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apollosdaydreams · 5 months
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Ocean
Max Verstappen x Reader
Y/n: “You remind me of the ocean.”
Max “Because I’m deep and mysterious?”
Y/n: “No, because you’re full of salt and scare people.”
Hey guys sorry for not posting in a while, college has been busy and I was spending time with family on thanksgiving, I hope to post more in the following week!! And sorry again for the incorrect quotes!!
It would be greatly appreciated if you like, comment and repost!!
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sharldose · 6 days
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Max: I feel that I'm missing something... Charles: *appears* Max, grabbing Charles: There he is.
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ryesingerrose · 10 days
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Interviewer: Now that I finally have your attention-
Max: You don’t have my attention.
Interviewer: Charles Leclerc.
Max: I’m listening.
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nebarious · 20 days
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TEXTING YOUR BF HOZIER LYRICS
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⇢ Featuring: Lewis, Oscar, Lando, Carlos, Max, Charles
⇢ Warning: Mention of Alcohol
⇢ Note: This is my first time writing text fic. Please be kind. I'm open for request. Feel free to send one
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softpinkshirt · 7 months
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charles: are you a top or bottom?
seb (retired, wants to be left alone by the grid): im a beekeeper
Lewis (in denial): you're an f1 driver
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inspired by that post about fernando being the embodiement of a shakespear villan!! see part 1 of the drivers as incorrect quotes <3
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