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Max really came as a geography guru and now a historian too? That's my man!

#max verstappen #red bull racing #formula 1 #chinese gp 2024

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I think I really need to say it because I have enough of this shit. I love lestappen, you can check on my account and find couple of lestappen posts, because honestly, who doesn't love them?

BUT, for every lestappen delusional girlies, fuck yall really. Stop making everything charles doing about max. And stop making everything max doing about charles. MAX CAN ABSOLUTELY SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ANY OTHER DRIVERS, including carlos.

It's not the first time, thing happened after bahrain as well. People really act like max hated carlos when he was actually complementing him. If you want to hate carlos (better not tho), don't use max in it. If you are really a lestappen fans, you support both max and charles. Instead of making max like a villain. He had enough of that.

Right. Bye.

#max verstappen #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #i dont use anti lestappen hastag because it aint anti lestappen tho #lestappen #formula 1

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Esteban: All of my team shirts are gone. Again!

Pierre: *wearing alpine shirt which 2 size bigger* Yeah? So creepy.

#esteban ocon #pierre gasly #pierresteban #alpine f1 #incorrect quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #formula 1 #incorrect f1 quotes

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Daniel: Look at that idiot!

Yuki: *looking at Max maxplaining to Checo* Yeah?

Daniel: That's my idiot :)

#sorry but he is our idiot #daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #maxiel #yuki tsunoda #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes

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Charles: Jezz Pierre, your room is so messy.

Pierre: *lying on the floor* Don't mind it Charles, my life is messier.

Charles: Ohh mon chou 🥺

#that alpine car was made from baguette and croissant #charles better hugs him #pierre gasly #charles leclerc #piarles #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #alpine f1 #you suck i swear

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conspiracy theory: alpine is purposefully being bad so estaban and pierre have a common enemy and learn to be friends again

#absolutely perfect #pierresteban

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Charles: Where are you two going?

Pierre: We're about to dig a hole in the parking lot -

Yuki: And then call it 'love'

Charles: But, for what?

Yuki: So we could see people fall in love.

Charles: ...

#and if charles ends up join them #no one needs to know #charles leclerc #pierre gasly #yuki tsunoda #yukierre #piarles #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes

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So, today I'm receiving my first ever f1 driver cards. And it's from Williams 💙

I'm just gonna leave it here...

#williams racing #alex albon #logan sargeant #driver cards

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Charles: Can we go to cinema?

Pierre: I don't think they would allow you to go into the cinema tho.

Charles: But why?

Pierre: You know, we can't bring snack into the cinema.

#i mean #of course #pierre gasly #charles leclerc #piarles #f1 #formula 1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes

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Max: *rolling into a live*

Max: *humming* More passion, more passion. More energy.

Checo: *pointing at Max* My life is in the hand of an idiot.

Daniel: No no. *pointing at himself* TWO idiots.

Yuki: Well actually-

Checo: OK. Got it.

#checo being the only sane person at rb #and we love him for it #checo perez #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #yuki tsunoda #red bull boys #red bull racing #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes

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Fernando: Hi Lance, would you help me for my new year's resolutions?

Lance: Depends on what resolution.

Fernando: I want to go on a date with this person I've been crushing on.

Lance: Okay, what should I do?

Fernando: Say yes.

#nando being smooth operator over there #fernando alonso #lance stroll #strollonso #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #aston martin

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Charles: I wasn't that drunk!

Pierre: You called Uber to drive you home.

Charles: Well, I had a drink. I couldn't drive.

Pierre: Cha, the party was at your house!

#happy new year #charles leclerc #pierre gasly #piarles #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes

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Daniel: Mate, can I borrow your jacket? I'm cold.

Max: Your tongue had been on my mouth. Stop calling me mate!

Daniel: *clears throat, tenderly cups Max's face* Maxy baby, my hubby bubby, can I please borrow your jacket before I freeze to death?

Max: *blushing, taking off his jacket* Mate is fine.

#daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #maxiel #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes

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Carlos: What does bee create?

Lando: Honey?

Carlos: Yes, dear?

[Meanwhile]

Charles: What does bee create?

Max: A fucking annoying sound. What do you want?

#carlos sainz #lando norris #carlando #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #ferrari boys #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes

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Nico: Do it or you're straight!

Lewis: *loud gasp* How dare you-

#nico rosberg #lewis hamilton #brocedes #mercedes f1 #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes

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Daniel: Do you guys have any tea?

Yuki: I have green tea.

Checo: I have tea-quila.

Max: Well, I have anxie-tea.

#same max same #daniel ricciardo #yuki tsunoda #max verstappen #checo perez #red bull boys #red bull racing #alpha tauri #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #maxiel #yukiel #chestappen

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*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*

Checo: Will Daniel be there?

RB team: No, just you and Max.

Checo: Will Charles be there?

RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?

Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.

#poor checo lol #checo perez #maxiel #lestappen #max verstappen #formula 1 #f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes #red bull racing