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#incorrect bhna quotes
slaytism · 20 days
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Iida, having just bought a bunch of lemons: well you know what people say when life gives you lemons...
Todoroki: paper cut your enemies and rub the juice in it.
Urakara: Sell them as "freshly grown organic lemons" and make a pyramid scheme
Deku: dye them green so you can have limes
Tsuyu: make a battery
Iida:
Iida: make lemonade... Guys it's make lemonade...
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ofa-on-crack · 5 months
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It's been awhile fellow people.
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Best Jeanist: You need to be the ultimate force. I have a new skill I'd like to teach you that will help you to incorporate yourself into the tapestry of our diverse local community.
Bakugo: Okay, bring it on!!
Best Jeanist: Today we will work to help you master the ancient art of...cursive.
Bakugo: Eh?
Best Jeanist: It's best to have practical experience. The ways you interact with the public and craft your image are vital to sewing the threads of your success.
Best Jeanist: We will write letters to the local nursing home to raise the spirits of the elderly, and you will write each card out in fashionable cursive.
Bakugo: *seethes*
*Two Hours Later*
Bakugo: *Furiously muttering under his breath while writing the most beautiful cursive on doily greeting cards*
Best Jeanist: *grabbing a card to review Katsuki's work, nods approvingly when he sees the elegant script* I'm proud of the way you've embraced the fiber of this exercise.
Bakugo: I need to prove that I'm the best at everything I do, of course I can write some flowery letters!!
*Several days later, at the nursing home*
Elderly Woman: *reading card aloud to her friends* "Dear Old Person, I hope you don't die anytime soon." What a thoughtful young student - and what absolutely lovely handwriting!
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intrusive-thoughhttss · 7 months
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Izuku: What are you doing?
Katsuki: *Wrapping his arms behind Izuku* Hiding
Izuku: …..Do you mean hugging?
Katsuki: Did I fucking stutter?
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poppy5991 · 9 months
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Hawks: Wait don’t kill me yet I have something important to tell you
Dabi: Last words?
Hawks: I seduced your dad, it was me lol
Dabi: I’m making fried chicken
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writingblog-23 · 7 months
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MHA incorrect quotes pt.1 (including y/n cuz i said so teehee)
y/n: Someone will die… mirio: Of fun!
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berrysblueheart · 2 years
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Kaminari: What do you like about Bakugou the most, his ass or his tits?
Kirishima: What the hell, man? I fell for him because of his manly spirit, his fiery personality, his unwavering strength! That’s what matters!
Kaminari:
Kaminari: Soooo. His tits?
Kirishima: His ass, dude.
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bhna crack group chat pt.5
warnings- y/n has crush, no genders
A/N- something along these lines happened to me today lol
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teacuppsblog · 11 months
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bro why do their voices kinda sound like shoto and ochako in the english dub 😭😭
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slaytism · 27 days
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Mitsuki: My son only eats homemade food
Inko: That’s nice. My son eats the rocks at playgrounds.
Mitsuki:
Inko:
Mitsuki, Screaming into the backyard): Izuku is Katsuki force feeding you playground rocks?!
Izuku, staring at Katsuki: Katsukis telling me to tell you that hes not.
Mitsuki: Jesus Christ
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ofa-on-crack · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes with the One for all vestiges
'Can I copy the homework?'
Yoichi: I can help you with it!
Second: Yeah, sure.
Third: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Hikage: lol nope.
Banjo: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
En: *Read 5:55pm*
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Izuku: Dumbest scar stories, go!
All might: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Nana: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Hikage: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Banjo: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
En:
En: I have emotional scars.
Also En: I also got the scars from AFO-
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!Bonding time!
Yoichi: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Izuku: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Second?
Second: Probably “road work ahead”.
Third : I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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During the rebellion years:
Third: Why are Yoichi and Second sitting with their backs to each other?
Kid!Hikage, drawing: They had a fight.
Third: Then why are they holding hands?
Kid!Hikage: They get sad when they fight.
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How One for all was really transferred
Third: Why are your tongues purple?
Yoichi: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Second: I had a red one.
Third: oh
Third:
Third: OH
Kid!Hikage:
Kid! Hikage: You drank each other's slushies?
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MHA Blondes as Mean Girls
Midoriya *walks over- Hi, Kacchan
Bakugo, Monoma, Camie, and Kaminari lower their sunglasses, Kami dropping his to the floor (he's the dum one) and they eye him down.
Bakugo- What do you want, nerd?
Midoriya- I- uh just wanted to ask if you wanted to train with me?
Bakugo- Uh, yeah sure. See you later, I guess.
Midoriya- OH! Eh- I mean, alright. Great. Bye!! *scurries away
Monoma- Wow. He didn't even address us. Looks like a crush to me.
Camie *watching him walk away- Yeah, we totes should ask Oji if he's seen anything. Btw, did u see his shoes?
Kaminari- Yeah! They totally fit his feet!
Everyone stares at him blankly.
Monoma- So...eh, Bakugo, are you actually gonna go?
Camie- I'd give him a chance if I were u, boo
Kaminari- I hear he's AllM's Son.
Monoma- Who even started that rumor?
Camie- Idk, but Baku, r u doing it?
Bakugo- Yeah, I guess. It better not be shitty.
Camie- Alr! Txt us l8tr boo boo
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epickiya722 · 1 year
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Miruko: Stop looking down at me, kid!
Midoriya: But you're shorter than me!
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Izuku, admiring a sleeping Katsuki: You’re so cute <3 Katuski, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Izuku, lovingly: I know Kacchan, I know :D
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writersmorgue · 2 years
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poppy5991 · 9 months
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Deku: You’ve underestimated my quirk! The power of-
Shigaraki: One for All…
Deku: FRIENDSHIP!
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