Best Jeanist: You need to be the ultimate force. I have a new skill I'd like to teach you that will help you to incorporate yourself into the tapestry of our diverse local community.
Bakugo: Okay, bring it on!!
Best Jeanist: Today we will work to help you master the ancient art of...cursive.
Bakugo: Eh?
Best Jeanist: It's best to have practical experience. The ways you interact with the public and craft your image are vital to sewing the threads of your success.
Best Jeanist: We will write letters to the local nursing home to raise the spirits of the elderly, and you will write each card out in fashionable cursive.
Bakugo: *seethes*
*Two Hours Later*
Bakugo: *Furiously muttering under his breath while writing the most beautiful cursive on doily greeting cards*
Best Jeanist: *grabbing a card to review Katsuki's work, nods approvingly when he sees the elegant script* I'm proud of the way you've embraced the fiber of this exercise.
Bakugo: I need to prove that I'm the best at everything I do, of course I can write some flowery letters!!
*Several days later, at the nursing home*
Elderly Woman: *reading card aloud to her friends* "Dear Old Person, I hope you don't die anytime soon." What a thoughtful young student - and what absolutely lovely handwriting!
Nana: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Hikage: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Banjo: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
En:
En: I have emotional scars.
Also En: I also got the scars from AFO-
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!Bonding time!
Yoichi: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Izuku: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Second?
Second: Probably “road work ahead”.
Third : I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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During the rebellion years:
Third: Why are Yoichi and Second sitting with their backs to each other?