Kirishima: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Sero: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Mina: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Kaminari: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Bakugou: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!
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Iida: You need to stop with this jaywalking
Bakugou: Miss me with that gay shit
Iida: What 'gay shit'? THE LAW??
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Vigilante Shinsou: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Informant Kaminari: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Vigilante Izuku: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Vigilante/Villain Izuku: It goes against my moral compass
Shinsou: Your moral compass is a FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL
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Kendo: Do you know where Monoma is?
Shiozaki: Off somewhere. Disappointing God
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Villains: You're violent
Vigilante Izuku: Yeah, but I'm short so it's cute
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Tsukauchi: You have the right to remain silent
Villain Izuku: But do I have the ability
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Vigilante Izuku: Don't worry, I have a couple knives up my sleeve
Aizawa, concerned: You mean cards
Vigilante Izuku: Nope
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Bakugou: How's the biggest asshole in the world doing?
Shinsou, not looking from his cellphone: I don't know, Bakugou. How are you today?
Bakugou: Fuck you, Eye-bags
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Izuku: Do not tell Aizawa-sensei about this
Todoroki: You want me to LIE to Aizawa-sensei?
Izuku: It- It's okay! You don't have to-
Todoroki "ride or die" Shouto: Oh, no, I'm going to
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Kurogiri: have a good day
Shigaraki: don't tell me what to do
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Young Dabi: Dear diary
Young Dabi: My teen angst bullshit now has a bodycount
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Eri: I made a marshmallow Aizawa-san. His arms are crossed because the other marshmallow make him annoyed. Do you like it?
Aizawa, choking up: It's fine
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Aizawa to Class 1-A (+ Shinsou): If I'd ever had a child, I imagine they might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never had kids
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Bakugou: And how do you think you can stop me?
Izuku: I'll tell All Might
Bakugou:
Bakugou: You sick bastard
incorrect quotes because why not? (part 8)
sorry for the delay ;-;
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Immortal Izuku: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Shinsou: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Immortal Izuku: Death is a social construct.
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Aizawa: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case.
Hizashi: Shou, that's a coma.
Aizawa: Sounds festive.
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Vigilante Shinsou: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Informant Kaminari: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Vigilante Izuku: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Vigilante Izuku: I was arrested for being too cool.
Shinsou: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Feral Izuku: Just because I'm too short to reach the lowest self in the cabinet doesn't mean you shouldn't watch out for your kneecaps.
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Shinsou: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Aizawa: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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Izuku, holding a python: I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Hizashi, in the verge of a heart attack: You did WHAT–
Shinsou: William Snakepeare
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Izuku: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Aizawa: Oh, you’ve been?
Izuku: Once. In Monopoly.
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Shinsou: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Aizawa: You're like 15 years old
Shinsou: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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*Izuku and Shinsou are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Vigilante Izuku: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Vigilante Shinsou, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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Izuku: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Bakugou: Deku, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Kirishima: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Tokoyami: How am I supposed to know?
Kaminari: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Tokoyami: *sighs*
Tokoyami: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Spinner: What do you think Dabi will do for a distraction?
Mr. Compress: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Mr. Compress: ... or they could do that.
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Izuku: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Shinsou: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Quirkless Izuku: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
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Uraraka: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Iida, not looking up: Astyanax mexicanus
Uaraka:
Uraraka: fsh
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*Shinsou and Izuku sitting in jail together*
Vigilante Izuku: So who should we call?
Vigilante Shinsou: I’d call Aizawa, but I feel safer in jail
incorrect quotes because why not? (part 5)
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Kirishima: I feel kind of bad for any boyfriend I might have, cause I'm gonna be the best boyfriend ever so they'll always be in my shadow
Bakugou: Challenge fucking accepted. You. Me. Saturday. Bring your all or don't fucking show up and we'll fucking see who's the best boyfriend.
Kirishima: I can't believe that worked
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