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nebulous-rain · 2 years
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uh oh
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llamahearted · 1 year
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listen. all I wanted to do was learn to draw the otp kissing, but the problem here is,,, they keep cracking each other up
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dansnotavampire · 9 months
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yank poll incoming
Bonus points if you reblog and tag where you're from and your answer. thank you kisskiss
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daisynik7 · 8 months
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[F4M] You Leave a Naughty Voicemail for Your Husband While He Works Overtime [Established Relationship][Mutual Masturbation][Car Sex][Sub to Soft Dom][Breeding Kink][Mating Press][No Thoughts][Brain Empty][Just Fucking]
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Read Part 1 here!
Pairing: husband!Nanami x f!reader
Rating: Explicit - MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
Word Count: ~3.6k
cw: established relationship, p*rn without plot, smut –  PIV sex (cowgirl, missionary, mating press, doggy), mutual masturbation, mentions of sex toys, edging, blowjob, car sex, clitoral stimulation, spanking, some spit play, breeding kink, multiple orgasms, dirty talk, pet names (sweetie, sweetheart, honey, princess, baby, good girl/boy), slight degradation kink
Summary: You record a naughty voicemail for your husband while he works overtime, leaving him yearning for more. Author’s Note: Hiya friends! Breaking my tumblr hiatus temporarily to post this. Consider this a sequel/part 2 to my other fic inspired by more NSFW audio. Someone gave me the idea to do a fic with the roles reversed, so here it is! Had a blast writing this, so I hope you enjoy! Bonus: here are some NSFW audios that inspired it (of course, they’re AugustInTheWinter): Link 1, Link 2 (reddit links, 18+). Likes, comments, and/or reblogs are always appreciated, thanks so much for reading! Header image from the manga On Doorstep (it's BL and the MC looks like Nanami, I highly recommend). MDNI banner created by @/mikeykuns.
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It’s past eleven when Nanami steps out of the conference room with the rest of his colleagues, having just finished the last team meeting of the day. He was asked to work overtime to help fix any remaining issues before the end of the fiscal year, which is in a few days. Normally, he’d never agree to this, but with your wedding anniversary approaching in a month, he wants the extra income to buy you that gold chain bracelet you’ve had an eye on. 
With all his tasks complete for the day, he can finally leave. He gathers his belongings, checking his phone to see the missed call and voicemail you left him about an hour ago. She must be asleep already, he thinks, not bothering to call you back. When he gets in his car, he props his phone to the mount, ready to listen to your voicemail on Bluetooth while he drives home. He presses play as soon as he pulls out from his parking spot.
“Kento.” Your voice is hushed and breathy. “I miss you.”
Nanami clenches his jaw, already aroused by your sultry tone. He grips the steering wheel tighter, glancing at the phone screen to check the length of the voicemail: three minutes. That’s the limit before it cuts you off. And while the ride home is a mere ten, he has a feeling it will be excruciatingly long by the way this message is already playing. 
You sigh. “I miss you so much, Kento.” There’s rustling in the background; Nanami imagines that you’re turning over in bed, under the covers. What are you wearing right now? The cute flannel pajamas he bought you two years ago for Valentine’s Day? Or the lingerie set you purchased yourself to surprise him for your most recent anniversary? At this rate, for his own sanity, he’s not sure which one he prefers. 
“I can’t wait till you get home, honey. I’m so…” Your voice is heavy with lust; he can see the provocative face you’re making as you squeeze the phone to your ear, reaching between your legs to that throbbing pussy. “I’m so horny right now. I wish you were here.” If he listens closely, he can hear the squelch of fingers flicking your clit rapidly. “But since you’re not, is it okay if I touch myself?”
He’s tempted to slam on the gas and fly through the city to get to you in record time. Break all driving violations and his own personal morals to watch you play with yourself. It’s torture, sitting behind this red light, following the rules, listening to you moan into the phone, so needy and desperate for his cock. What’s worse is that you’re ovulating this week; he knows how pent up you must be from his absence tonight. Fertile and in heat, that wet sloppy cunt begging to be filled with his seed. He promised he’d make it up to you tomorrow morning, but why waste this perfectly good opportunity? Especially when you’re practically begging for it. 
“Remember how good you fucked me last night? How you pinned me down by the wrists? How tightly I squeezed my legs around you as you pumped me full of cum?” It’s all Nanami thought about when he wasn’t focused on work today. Enough to force him into the men’s room to jerk himself off, fantasizing about it. Replaying your wanton moans ringing in his ears, the way your body convulsed around him, that adorably dumb expression on your face while you were getting fucked into oblivion. Normally, he’d be ashamed of himself at how lewd he was being in a work setting, but the memory of you was too irresistible, even for him. 
He’s not usually perverse like this, but something about you drives him crazy. His hands are typically at 10-and-2, the correct position to steer the wheel. But just this once, he deems it necessary to lose his prim and proper attitude. He drops one into his lap to unbuckle his belt, unzip his pants, and reach down to palm his cock through his briefs. It’s enough to gain a bit of relief from this torment, at least until he’s safely home. Nanami wipes the sweat beading on his brow, accelerating too hard when the light finally switches to green, keeping his grip steady as he strokes his cock, listening intently to your voice surrounding him in the car. 
“Are you hard right now, Kento?” There’s more movement in the background, as if you’re opening and shutting a drawer. Blood rushes into his cheeks, predicting exactly what you’re about to do. “Do you like listening to me touch myself?” There’s a familiar hum now, and he visualizes the pink vibrator buzzing in your hand, the fluttering tip teasing your swollen clit. He’d do anything to teleport directly into the bedroom and have his way with you.  
“I’m so lonely in this bed without you. I’m fucking myself, thinking about you. Wishing it’s you instead of this stupid toy. Can you hear it, sweetie?”
“Yes,” he answers to no one, shoving his underwear down to release his erection, stroking himself faster with his right fist. He’s forced to stop again; how many fucking streetlights does this goddamn city need anyways?! It’s excruciating. 
“My pussy is aching for your big cock.” The buzzing intensifies; you’ve increased the setting one level, on the verge of an orgasm. Typical behavior of his obedient slut of a wife. He loves sliding his fingers inside while you press the vibrator deeper into your clit. He’s obsessed with the way you gush around him, clenching him tighter, addicted to how it tastes on his tongue when he slides those cum-coated digits into his mouth. 
“Hurry home, honey. I’m waiting for you. This pussy is already so wet for you. I’m going to use you as my sex toy tonight.”
“Fuck, I want that. I really want that,” Nanami moans in response, releasing his cock from his grasp, thighs fidgeting from arousal. 
“You love it when I use you, huh? Love it when I fuck you silly until you’re milked dry.”
He groans, bucking his hips into nothing in the seat, briefly losing control of the wheel, causing the car to swerve. “Fuck, I love it, sweetie. I love it. Please.” He’s not sure what he’s begging for. All he knows is that if he doesn’t get home soon, he’ll combust, taking the car down with him. 
“Fuck, Kento. I’m thinking about how deep you hit it from behind. Slapping my ass, treating me like a bad girl, pounding your hips into me like a fucking animal. I get so fucking cock drunk off you. Makes me want to come just talking about it.”
“Then come for me, baby,” he blurts out, fully aware he’s talking to a recording. He’s completely lost it now. 
“Ah, I’m close. I – ” you interrupt yourself with your own whimpers. Nanami listens as he cruises past the speed limit now, wiping the bead of precum at the tip of his cock with his thumb,  edging himself. It’d be a shame for him to waste his load onto his lap. He’s going to give you every fucking drop he has. Build it up so that your pussy is flooding with his hot, sticky mess. 
You whine loudly, “I’m coming, Kento. Ah, I’m coming for you.” You moan into the phone, and Nanami has to release himself to prevent from orgasming too, Then, there’s silence on your end, except for your staggered breaths and occasionally rustling of the sheets beneath you. Eventually, the voicemail ends without another word, and he assumes that you’ve fallen asleep. He smiles to himself, imagining you, his gorgeous wife, with your legs splayed out, vibrator loosely gripped, completely knocked out on the bed. 
He replays the voicemail, continuing to edge himself until he finally pulls into their driveway, opening the garage. He parks, shutting off the ignition, then searches the backseat for the box of tissues, wanting to clean up whatever mess he’s made. Before he gets the chance to, the door leading inside swings open, and it’s you, standing in the door frame in a sheer lingerie nightgown. The same one he expected you’d be wearing tonight. 
He swallows hard, cock still out, stiffer than ever, watching you step towards the driver’s side, bright face peering through the window. You glance to his lap, noticing the lewd sight. 
You tap on the glass, feigning innocence. “Kento?”
He opens the door slowly, face flushed, eyes half-lidded in a daze. “Sweetheart, please.” 
His slacks have been shoved off haphazardly down his legs, engorged cock sprung against his abdomen, precum leaking out the tip. His cheeks are pink, hair tousled, forehead dewy with sweat. You smirk at him, pleased to see that he’s listened to your voicemail. “Oh, honey. Look at you. Have you been a bad boy?” You surround him with your fingers, jerking him slowly. He twitches at your touch, sensitive and aching in your fist. 
He shakes his head, shutting his eyes closed as you stroke him. “No,” he stutters, “I’ve been very good.”
You inspect the car, realizing what he’s trying to convey to you; he hasn’t come yet. “Oh, baby,” you coo, squeezing his cock in your fist. “You’ve been very, very good. My good boy.”
He nods this time, leaning forward for a kiss. “Yes, I’m a good boy for you. I’m your good boy,” he huffs through gritted teeth. Nanami isn’t normally like this, so submissive and needy. But tonight, he has zero hesitation; he’s begging to be dominated, to be used and toyed with. 
You lick into his mouth, nipping at his bottom lip. “Do you want your reward now? Or should we go inside first?”
He won’t last much longer, so he spits out, “Now. Please.”
You smirk, kissing him messily, tongues swirling, swapping spit while his dick pulsates in your palm. “Fuck,” he groans, rocking his hips into you. “I’m going to come if you keep – ” he chokes on his saliva, unable to finish his sentence. 
You giggle, nibbling at his ear lobe. “If I do what, baby?” You want to tease him a bit more, so you bend over his lap, kneeling on the bottom frame of the car, sinking down on him with your mouth. He throws his head back against the headrest, swearing loudly. You blow him until his cock is lubricated with your spit and he’s squirming above you, ready to burst. 
He pulls you off him abruptly, tugging you towards him. “I can’t,” he urges, completely red now, all frenzied and flustered. “Please, I can’t take it anymore.”
Giggling, you swing your leg over him, straddling his lap and smooching his forehead. “Alright, honey. I tormented you enough.” You’re not wearing any panties beneath your nightgown, so when you start to rub yourself on his shaft, his eyes widen in surprise, staring at you, sputtering a mix of curses and nonsense.
You grin, kissing him softly, rocking yourself along his length. “I told you, didn’t I? This pussy is so wet for you. I’ve been prepping myself all night, thinking about you.”
“Fuck, I’m going to come. Put it in, sweetheart. Hurry.”
You guide him in you easily until he bottoms out, sitting on him without moving, licking into his mouth. His hands slide around your hips, holding you tenderly, staying still, melting into your kiss. Before you can start bouncing on him, he squeezes you, huffing, “I’m coming.” 
His dick pulsates, spurting his hot seed deep inside you. You continue to kiss him, smiling against his lips, pleased and satisfied. When he’s finished, you graze his ear. “Good boy.”
“Fuck,” he mutters, brows knit together, eyes shut tight. He opens one to peek at you, embarrassed. “This is your fault.” The blush on his face cascades along his neck. “You knew this would happen when you left me that voicemail.”
Laughing, you give him a smooch on his cheek. “You’re right. I was being bad tonight. Are you going to punish me for it?” You tug at his tie, loosening it on his collar, trailing his chest to unbutton his dress shirt. 
He relaxes, smirking as he slaps your ass with his palm, cupping the flesh immediately after. You whine his name at the contact, nuzzling into his neck. “Ah, Kento.”
“Bad girls deserve to be punished,” he growls, low and wicked, delivering a fresh smack to the other side. His cock is erect again inside you, stuffing you full once more. “You’re going to take this cock until I can’t get hard anymore. Understand?” He rocks you back and forth on him, thumb pressed at your clit, rubbing small circles. “Until this slutty little cunt is so full of my cum.”
You nod silently, clinging to his shoulders, body trembling with arousal. The switch in demeanor, from him begging you for sweet release to now being domineering and cocky, has you titillating for more. He chuckles, wrapping you in snug embrace, kissing the top of your head. “Look at you, darling. You’re shaking. Let’s go to the bedroom, okay princess?” And his ability to turn on this sweet charm has you softening in his arms, pliant and ready to be played with. 
Soon, you’re inside your bedroom, legs spread wide, some residual cum trickling down the inside of your thighs. He strips his remaining clothes off, cock unbelievable rigid in his fist, jerking himself off to the sight of you in your transparent lingerie, his load leaking from your slit. 
“You’re a fucking slut for getting me worked up like this,” he grunts, hovering over you, tapping the tip of his dick on your swollen clit. “I edged myself the entire drive, saving all this cum for you.”
You bite your lip, holding back the guttural, animalistic moan escaping from within your throat. His confession has you quaking, eager to be filled even more to the brim with his seed, eager to be bred. You can blame it on the fact that you’re currently in heat, or that you’re just this much in love with your husband that you can’t think of anything else you want more in this moment than to be connected with him. You grip the sheets below you, fanning your thighs impatiently, waiting for his cock. “Breed me, honey. Fuck all your cum inside me. I want all of it, every single drop. Hurry.”
Oh how quickly do the roles reverse. 
He slides his cock inside you, his own cum coating it as he pulls out slightly, observing the lewd scene. “Look at how full you are, and it’s still not enough. Such a greedy cum slut.” He spits a frothy wad of his saliva onto your clit, smearing it with his thumb. “You’re going to come on this cock before I give you anything. Got it?”
You nod, closing your eyes, turning your head to the side, losing yourself to the pleasure rippling through your body as he pounds into your pussy, the sensation so intense it resonates all the way down to your toes. He’s so mean, so unlike his usual doting self when he’s in this mood, and you can’t help but succumb to it. He tips your chin back towards him. “Look at it,” he demands. You open your eyes, his expression wild, fucking you faster, his thumb working your clit ruthlessly. “Watch me fuck this messy cunt.” He grips you behind the legs, hoisting you so that your knees are towards your chest, holding you into a mating press. Unable to contain it any longer, you moan loudly, grabbing at your own ankles to keep yourself spread wide for him as he thrusts in and out of you relentlessly. 
“This is what you wanted, isn’t it sweetheart? To be fucked and pounded by me instead of that silly toy. To use me and milk me dry of every last drop. You asked for this. This is what you get for being so fucking naughty.” He rests one of your legs onto his shoulder, turning to smooch the side of your knee, sucking on your skin. 
You continue to moan his name until it’s reduced into a blubber of incoherent cries as you’re pushed over the edge, reaching your climax. “That’s it, come on my cock, princess. That’s a good girl.” Still, he doesn’t ease up; in fact, he fucks you harder, spurred by your orgasm, intent on chasing another. “Just keep taking it, okay beautiful? I know you can do it.” He pounds you into the mattress, the bed creaking noisily beneath you with each solid thrust, perspiration dripping from his body onto yours. You’re no longer thinking clearly; everything is in a haze, blissful and euphoric, only your husband on your brain. He’s fucked all other thoughts out of you. Has you obsessed with his cock, hungry for his cum, keen on him to breed your fertile womb.
“Fuck, Kento, right there! Right there!” you cry out, grasping his hair between your fingers, pulling him in for a sloppy kiss. 
“Right there, huh?” he teases, slowing his pace to thrust deep into your G-spot, nails digging into the flesh of your hips. “Always taking me so fucking deep.” He grabs your wrist, placing your hand at your clit. “Touch yourself while I fuck you. Squirt on my cock like a good little slut.”
You obey him, flicking your sensitive bud with your middle finger while he watches intently, another orgasm fast approaching. You twitch around him, pleasure overtaking your entire body, sending a rush of ecstasy that has you seeing stars. 
Of course, it still isn’t enough for him. Not after what you put him through earlier. “Turn over,” he mutters, pulling out, cum spilling onto the sheets. “You know what to do.”
He’s right; it’s second nature to you now, to throw your ass back and fuck yourself with his cock. All he has to do is kneel behind you with his hard dick out while you swallow him whole, pumping it in and out of your pussy. It doesn’t matter how pliant you feel, or how fucked out you are, tongue lolling out of your mouth, drool leaking from the sides of your lips. You know exactly what to do to get what you want out of him. 
You can feign innocence all you want, pretend to be shocked when he manhandles you like a fucking rag doll, slamming his hips into you, wet slaps bouncing off the walls of your bedroom. Shrieking when he presses his rough fingers to your swollen clit. Burying your face into the pillow, muffling your shameless moans and shrieks of, “Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!” This is what you intended when you spread your legs earlier, phone in your hand, ready to leave that filthy voicemail for him, knowing he’d listen on his way home. Knowing he’d save all his cum for you because you’re ovulating, and he wants more than anything to get you pregnant. Knowing he’d want to fuck you into a frenzy regardless, always desperate to empty his load inside you. It’s what you want because you know he wants it too. That’s what makes it even better, knowing your husband is as feral for you as you are for him. 
“Fuck, I’m close,” he whispers, voice wavering.
Craning your neck to face him, you murmur, “Want to see you.”
He smiles, pulling out, your pussy fluttering around the emptiness, already eager to be filled again. “I want to see you too, my love.” He flips you over, pushing your knees towards your ears into a deeper mating press, kissing you sweetly on the lips. You wrap your arms around him, whining his name into his ear as he fucks you rough, the bed frame precariously shifting with each plunge of his cock. 
“Fuck, I’m coming,” he groans, cock twitching and spurting every hot pulse inside you. “Take all of my cum, sweetheart. All of it,” he mutters, forehead pressed to yours. “I love you. I love you so much.”
When he finishes, he lowers your legs slowly, rolling beside you to cradle you in his arms. You nestle into his chest, listening to his steadying heartbeat. “Are you okay, sweetie?” he asks, massaging small circles into your back.
You nod against him, remaining silent, too drained to even respond with words. He lets you rest like this for a moment before hopping off the bed, stepping into the bathroom, rummaging through the cupboards. Shortly after, he returns to you with a container of baby wipes in hand and a glass of water in the other. 
You’re a mess down there, sleek, wet, and gushing with slick. He kneels beside you, wiping your forehead first from sweat. You peer up at him, smiling, cupping his cheek. “Thank you,” you mouth to him. With another, he cleans your hands, then your legs, always glancing at you to make sure you’re still doing fine. You’re truly grateful for having a spouse as attentive and as caring as your husband, who, despite his typically stoic disposition, always dotes on you so sweetly. 
Done cleaning you up, he traces the outline of your lips with his thumb, saying, “Drink water, honey.”
You grumble at him, pretending to be asleep. He chuckles, leaning in closer for a kiss. “And go pee.”
You peek at him with one eye open, nuzzling your nose to his. “Okay, fine. But after you hold me for one more minute.”
He smiles, sliding his arms around you. “Anything you want, sweetheart. Anything you want.”
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celestialtarot11 · 2 months
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What is Your Soul Up to in the Spirit Realm? 🤍☁️
Hi friends! ⭐️💗 welcome back to another reading. We’re looking at what your soul is up to in the 5D or the spirit realm! In terms of healing, upcoming plans, manifestations, and any messages! Please like, comment and reblog to support 💌❤️
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Pile 1: 4 of wands • 3 of wands
Hi there pile 1’s! 💗🤗 Welcome! I see your soul is up to some new and fun stuff 👀 out here partying! There’s a celebration coming up in your physical space, with a job, college acceptance, graduation, wedding, or a party of some kind that’ll help you connect with others better. I feel this event will help open your eyes to your future and whats possible for you. It’ll help renew your faith in your plans especially if you felt down recently! There’s so much incoming abundance in terms of relationships, family, friends, and any future goals are prospering soon! For some of ya’ll who are close to spirit guides, maybe you picked up a new spirit guide will be joining your team for this part of life, they are not staying forever, just to help you with transitioning and growing into this new you 💗🤗 so beautiful! I feel this spirit guide is celebratory and will be a guiding force in helping you make empowered decisions. On a personal level you’ll feel like you’re winning, you’ll feel alive, and open to hearing your souls truth moving forward 🤍⭐️ I also feel there is a lot of luck associated with this time of your life, so if you look at your solar return chart maybe Jupiter is prominent, or making a big aspect to your personal planets. Maybe its sitting in an angular house (1st, 7th, and 10th house) in your SR return chart. If you are not very spiritual its possible you could explore the 5D and the beautiful connections that are there for you in terms of spirit guides! If you work with deities you could be expanding to work with more! I also lots of travel! This will help you a lot to foster an open mind and have new opportunities come your way 🫶 thank you so much pile 1! Please like, comment and reblog to share the love ❤️💗🤍 have a great one!
Pile 2: 10 of pentacles • Page of wands
Hi there pile 2’s! Welcome to your reading 💗⭐️🤗 For you I see your soul is gathering long term opportunities to build a better future! This could mean a better job, bonus, higher position, or a career path is becoming clear to you! Your soul is wanting you to master something here as well in regard to your physical and material world. Finances especially, and matters of the home. But more so the emotional aspects of home life. Its possible ya’ll have been saving up to move out into your own place and now the opportunity is here! Your soul is wanting to help you gain your footing physically, and start a legacy of some kind 💗🤗🤍 this could even be your own solo business! Or continuing a family business, but in your own way. So maybe you’re changing some rules to the game, adding your own, and taking away when needed 💌 we love that! Independence 💅🏻 More so, your soul is wanting you to have a beautiful chance at a stable home life and stable position in a job, where you feel you are thriving and not living paycheck to paycheck. Your soul is also going to present this opportunity to gather stability soon! Its coming in real hot. And it may take some time to make a decision, or to think of the long term investment when it does arrive, but thats okay! Its all part of the process because your soul wants you to start thinking long term now 💗🤗 how can you be successful in your future? This can also be in regards to your health, wanting to build a better connection with your body if it was injured or hurt in some kind of way. Healing and nurturing yourself! Thank you pile 2’s! Please like, comment and reblog to share the love ☁️🤍 have a great day/night!
Pile 3: 6 of pentacles • Judgement
Alright hi pile 3’s! ❤️💗⭐️ I do want to say I love this card combo we got for you 😂 chefs kiss! Your soul is working through past karma related to giving/receiving. Maybe there was an imbalance in your relationship where you over gave and people did not meet the bare minimum. So your soul is learning from that and implementing changes! Your soul is wanting to bring forward to you the awareness of change, and inner security. You may have to release these people who hurt you and could not give you more than the bare minimum, but it’s important for your growth. I also heard all in due time, so it seems that maybe you knew you’d have to let them go soon. Or maybe you got the feeling these types of people couldn’t linger anymore, they’d have to go. But it’s been hard for you to let them go, which is why your soul is wanting you to realize these kinds of experiences can end. You have the power to end holding onto these patterns and people. This is a major point in growth for you and important to your souls missions. Its part of your soul to move towards stability, calm and balance. Let go of what imbalances you. I also heard your soul is not afraid to rock boats so it can do what it needs to do, especially what it set out to do from the beginning. Powerful message! ⭐️💌 I feel like your soul is a bad bitch and came here to slay 💅🏻🚨 but truthfully, your soul knows these types of patterns and people are only limiting you and your potential to create. If you’ve been in jobs where its been unfair, tumultuous, chaotic, your soul is arranging opportunities in which you receive better but only when you realize you are worthy of that! 🤗💗 thank you pile 3’s! Please like, comment and reblog to share the love ☮️💗☁️
Pile 4: Ace of pentacles • 10 of cups
Hi there pile 4’s! 💗🤗 last but not least ☮️⭐️ I see your soul is arranging a soul family meeting 👀🫶 you’ll be meeting people who are closest to your heart and those who understand you greatly! Soul twins 😂💗 you’ll be shocked at how much these people value you especially if you’ve been in past relationships where people breadcrumbed you. Your soul wants shiny, better, and luxurious partnerships 😍💗 no playing around! Your soul wants you to have the best of the best. And here it is! I feel its been a long time coming and now you’re ready to receive this opportunity. Its possible you could meet them in the form of co-workers! Someone may be of high status here as well, and share that with you. If you’re desiring a partner, they will be of high status and position, and share their finances with you 💗☁️ they also want this commitment just as much as you do. Brighter days are ahead! Your soul definitely wants to feel comfortable on its own in a community, not where it has to abandon itself to keep others happy. This is the kind of community where you’ll be satisfied and at peace. If you’ve been wanting to provide or have a family of your own, your soul is also taking that into account and arranging opportunities where you receive help to make this come true 💗🤗☁️ better job opportunities, bonuses, your partner may have a stable financial income, you’ll be having another stream of income as well this year! Your soul is definitely wanting to thrive 🫶😍 if anyone is wanting kids here your soul is also supporting your dreams and aspirations 🤗💗 if anyone is wanting a home too, this year and moving forward is time to start saving up! Thank you pile 4’s! Please like, comment and reblog to share the love ☮️🤍💌 have a great one!
Thank you everyone for all of the support 💗🤗☮️ I hope this resonated!
Paid readings ☮️💗
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wordbunch · 11 months
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Hobbits and cuddles AND kisses!
a/n: some sweet anon requested Frodo & cuddles, then @queenmeriadoc​ wanted the other three as well, and THEN someone asked for headcanons abt kisses... 🥰 BEHOLD I am here to give you all of that!!! y’all eat this up and my soul heals when I write it. enjoy. i love u. MAJOR fluff incoming!!! 💕💕💕 lmk how you liked it, reblogs greatly appreciated and encouraged 😍
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MERRY
♡ cuddling ♡
nobody would really get him to admit it, but he’s a huge fan of cuddling
if you’re sitting down and reading, or lying in bed, he will drop whatever else he thought of doing and just plop down
loves to just wrap around you as much as possible
he will very rarely ask to be the little spoon but you know he sometimes needs it
deep down he’s actually a bit insecure, but when you hold him it all just melts away
he doesn’t need to be smart, funny, brave, anything, he can just be
surprisingly, he’s okay just being quiet while you cuddle
and he can just listen to you talk or even read to him and he’ll drift off to another plane of existence
many times you caught him looking at you like you’re the very creator of love, beauty and everything good there is in the world
♡  kisses ♡
 he is particularly inclined to making out with you, without a care in the world
someone is nearby? literally who cares
couldn’t be him
and he will have your face in his hands while kissing you
afterwards he will playfully squish your cheeks just because
bonus points if that gets you slightly annoyed
this is my personal headcanon 100% based on nothing BUT
he is absolutely the type to interrupt your rant with a kiss, like that is a guilty pleasure
he might sometimes be annoying on purpose so that you would do that to him in return, and his face all but burns for like ten minutes afterwards
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
PIPPIN
♡ cuddling ♡ 
on the one hand cuddling is sometimes too slow of an activity for his energetic self
on the other hand he would glue himself to you if that was possible
he likes cuddling with you but every now and then he will sit up because he remembered something or he will retell a story so animatedly that you’ll accidentally get hit in the face
of course he will apologize a trillion times, paired with just as many kisses
he loooves when you two lie down facing each other, noses almost touching, who needs personal space anyway
not him
you figured out how to magically make him calm - brushing your fingers through his curls works like magic
and it’s even better if he can lay half on top of you
♡  kisses ♡ 
he basically has no idea what he’s doing but that has absolutely never stopped him before
and it is not about to, especially when it comes to being affectionate to his favorite person
he will attack your cute face with kisses until you laugh breathlessly
long and tender kisses are saved for more private and special settings
short and sweet kisses are the more common kind 
100% the type to give you a quick little kiss on the lips, move away, and then come back for a longer one
sometimes your noses or foreheads would bump due to too much enthusiasm and then you giggle and he’s FLOORED like how are you real
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ 
FRODO
♡ cuddling ♡ 
 in his opinion there’s almost nothing better than cuddling with you while reading
the two of you would even make some snacks and tea to bring with you so you don’t have to move anywhere for a while
settle comfortably in his lap with your back against his chest and all will be well in the world
the feeling of your weight against him calms him down immensely - it’s so reassuring to know that you’re there and so close and that he can just hug you and kiss you whenever he wants
 you’ll tease him for distracting you, but the soft blush of your cheeks tell him otherwise
at this point he basically cannot fall asleep without cuddling with you
of course he doesn’t immediately tell you that, and he thinks he’s being oh so subtle, but you can read him better than that, and sometimes you lovingly tease him for it
♡  kisses ♡ 
he will literally kiss you wherever he can reach, depending on your position
forehead, lips, cheeks, temple, anything
it’s basically second nature to him when you’re alone
kisses to your fingertips when you’re holding hands
he 100% takes his sweet time kissing you
if you kiss him in public, he will need a few moments to stop blushing and regain composure
one thing that GETS him more than anything else is if you gently pin him down during a cuddling session and you’re hovering over him, some strands of your hair tickling his face
and when he’s looking up at you with those unbelievably blue eyes, you can’t help but kiss him with all you’ve got
his heart is guaranteed to skip a beat
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ 
SAM
♡ cuddling ♡ 
asking him for a cuddle session is a guaranteed way to get him to stop working and fussing
you surprise him with a picnic and a relaxing day for just the two of you and his heart almost explodes
so there you are, on an emerald green grassy hill, his curly head is on your lap and he’s tracing his fingers up and down your leg while you make a flower crown out of some of his favorite wildflowers
he will blush when you place it on his head
and then immediately pull you down to lay down beside him
your head on his chest and his arm wrapped securely around you as you look up into the sky and look for clouds in funny or interesting shapes
whenever you raise your hand to point at one, he will intertwine his fingers with yours and brush a quick kiss against the back of your hand
♡  kisses ♡ 
this sweet lil thing is a very big fan of kisses, actually
his go-to, when you’re somewhere, is a soft kiss to the back of your hand (a.k.a. how to subtly show off his beloved)
in private, though, he will kiss you anywhere and everywhere and he just can’t get enough of you
but ESPECIALLY neck kisses omg
thank-you kisses
if he’s in a particular lovey-dovey mood, he will pick you up and kiss you deeply, making you feel like the main character of a love story (I mean… you are)
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
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marilukeweek · 29 days
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🖌️🔎Interactive Post 🔎🖌️
*Please consider that though Luke has his NSB skills, Marius has lots of money.
Bonus: reply or reblog with your explanation!
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sodalitea · 8 months
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The Silliest Friendship (headcanon bonus)
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A little silly illustration of Dottore and Columbina. My brain is currently melting in the summer heat, so I've decided to send them on a friendly trip (I see them as besties, I'm not shipping them) and add some sugarcoated aesthetics to it.
I've used marker dedicated paper for the first time. There's still a lot to master, but I'm pretty content with the current results. For now... let me present you the headcanon bonus.
Don't repost my artworks, please! I'll appreciate likes, comments and reblogs. ♡
Dottore and Columbina (platonic headcanons)
TW: None. Just general fluffy headcanons about Dottore and Columbina.
One of my favorite imagines are those picturing Columbina and Dottore as besties.
Dottore is fascinated by Columbina's inhuman nature. He admires the amount of power hidden behind the facade of her fragile, angelic appaerance. Besides, Columbina's senses are way sharper than the human ones, what gives her the ability of noticing the smallest details – including the instant recognition of each one of the Doctor's segmens. Even if some of them are finding Columbina's morbid sense of humor a bit annoying, they'll be rather tolerant, knowing that she's not the one to mess without the consequences. At the end of the day, all versions of Dottore will vibe with her peacefully as she visits the lab randomly to watch the Doctor's work.
Columbina finds Dottore entertaining. She genuinely listens to his rambling about his recent special interests. The weirdness of Dottore's projects helps her deal with her own boredom. She'll never stop him from doing what he wants to do, no matter how crazy his ideas would sound to the sane person. Instead, she'll cheer him and watch the incomes with her usual stoic attitude. The worse it is the more funny it seems.
Something just broke? A strange mixture caused a blow directly in Dottore's face? He looks dissatisfied? She'll make the most cursed, teasing comments of everything he does, but she has a sense of not crossing the certain lines… most of the time.
Sometimes Pantalone's or Pierro's force is needed to calm down the Doctor and stop the chaos from spreading further.
Summarizing, Dottore and Columbina are the chaotic duo. They will shamelessly use Pantalone's money during their day off. Dottore will buy some stuff to his lab or some food supplies from Sumeru (he has a big peference for the Sumerian food, it helps him deal with being homesick in the snow covered land), while Columbina will always choose sweets.
This time she chose the strawberry cheescake ice cream, while Dottore carries some useful stuff in his bag… In case he could become playable sooner than later.
They are gossipping together about everyone in the mean-time.
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hachiibun · 1 year
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Happy Birthday to my good buddy @bubblemudkips!!
Tfw your bestie is allergic to cats and you get ghost cat powers ft. kip's oc Caramel and my oc Dante. Bonus that Dante's ability makes him sneeze when ghosts are nearby—
If you like my drawings, please consider sending a little something my way through ko-fi ☕! I don't have a steady source of income rn and I'll be opening commissions again soon, but every bit helps to keep me living decently and I really appreciate it!
❗ PLEASE NO REBLOGGING TO NON-KINK BLOGS ❗
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strawberrybutch · 1 year
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heyyyyy besties i like barely have an income rn but me and my gf made and etsy and i would love if ppl could check it out! it’s all handmade clothes and other crochet items plus some bonus crafts sometimes :) pls reblog too!
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winslowat3am · 2 years
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Do u give money to people on tumblr?
Short answer, no. I don't reblog those posts, either. Majority of them are scammers, bonus scamster points if they use their race/gender as emotional manipulation. (Rant incoming cause this pissed me off, not you, but it had me thinking about a lot of shit). I'm sorry but I could never be on Tumblr begging for money, that's embarrassing, no offense. I commend anyone who's shameless enough to do that cause in all seriousness, couldn't be me. I feel like there are just some things you shouldn't do & asking strangers, half of which are minors, to give you their hard earned money in trade for nothing is one of them. The victim mentality of "let me spam my followers with a bunch of sob story updates about my life's issues & guilt trip them into giving me cash", no. Leave them alone. That shit's annoying, inconsiderate & entitled. & it's always the same fucking people holding their hand out. The people you're begging for cash are more than likely struggling too & need theirs. Tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. If you need money then you should seek a financial aid program, or I don't know, log the fuck out & get a job like everyone else? That's what people who need money do. There's no excuse, I said this before & I'll say it again, making money nowadays is easier than it has ever been cause of access to technology. Everything is virtual. You can work from home. There are people making millions eating for a fucking living on YouTube. If you're broke atp it's cause you either make excuses for why you can't work or you're just lazy. It's a choice. You don't even need to physically go out & find a real job. Make something. Perform a service. Everyone has something they can offer. Don't sit there & expect people to pay you for nothing. I hate lazy ass people who wallow in self pity, make excuses & don't contribute anything to society & simply exist to leech off others. It's parasitic & pathetic. You "can't work", but you can play around on social media every day? Hmm. You deserve to live in poverty then. You're not special. You better sell some p-ssy, d!ck or c*ke. If you're bussing it open to everyone anyway you might as well get paid for it, in the words of my wife, "make it count". Seriously, I don't respect those people. Tumblr beggars are the equivalent of irl bums who loiter at gas stations harassing passersby for change. It's fucking irritating & unfair that we live in a world where weak people are rewarded, coddled, catered to & given breaks for doing nothing. "Oh well, you know, John can't work, he's dealing with a breakup that has him in a deep depression. I just- I don't know if his mental health will allow him to work." Bro, I sympathize but at the end of the day, screw John. He has no real problems. There are people with cancer & aids right now who are working. People with no limbs are working. He can work, he's physically able to, but ultimately he won't cause he's a mentally weak man with no drive. Let's just call it what it is. I've been homeless & depressed before, I dug myself out of that hole WITH NO HELP, if people can bounce back from homelessness, addiction, abusive relationships & rebuild their lives, if people with deformities can work there's no excuse for why these lazy asses are living in houses, have food & water, with themselves being the only person they have to take care of but they're on here begging us & living off the gov't. That shit IS sad. & I get so heated over this topic cause the bastards who log on & beg aren't going to log off fucking Tumblr & make adjustments so they can afford to live, they're not going to or offer an exchange, they'll continue to do this shit. In the comfort of their home. Meanwhile, the ones they beg have to scrounge. So no motherfucker, I can't help you spend my money. Follower counts mean nothing here cause nobody gets paid on this dead app, this ain't YouTube. If you have hella followers but you still can't eat or pay your bills it's a sign your priorities are fucked. Up. Your followers owe you nothing. Have a little pride & self respect.
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dimentio-rebirth-au · 9 months
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[A Continuation!]
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[This is somewhat of a teaser for what Dimes story will be, as well as background comedy that further emphasizes the dynamic between Dimented and Dimentia.]
[We also have a couple of bonus frames that we will share in a reblog, as well as extra thoughts.]
[Don't worry! Secondary Rebirths are incoming!]
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boyinatown · 1 year
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LOOKISM CHAPTER 431 ( SPOILERS!)
real quick before i start the memes and spoilers.
i have intern weeks coming soon which are 10 weeks , 4 days in a week. from 9 to mf 5 pm/am or somt.
i´ll try my best to update the new chapters and memes! though i can´t guarantee.
i also wanted to say thank you for all ur support , likes and reblogs. it means a lot to me fr ! i´ll try my best to keep you satisfied ( that´s what she said- micheal scott.)
so uh yea, ALSO SPOILERS INCOMING DON´T READ OR CONTINUE IF UR NOT FAR IN LOOKISM!.
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jinyeon when samuel kept yelling and begging.
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vivi when she almost had to get married:
( i hate that bitch why did she have an happy ending.)
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SAMUEL & THAT GIRL IN THE ALLEY :
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GOO WHEN HE WAS GETTING HIS SHOT AT THE DOCTOR:
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what happened inside goo´s head:
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LITEREALLY THE DOCTOR WHEN GOO TALKED ABOUT MURDERING SOMEONE:
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THE DOCTOR :
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me when jake saved xiaolung from taking the fall damage:
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LITEREALLY ME @ JAKE BC WHYD U SAVE HIM STINK NOW HE´S GONNA SEE THAT BITCH 😭 💀
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now why did miss drug addiction get a happy ending.. fuck u jake
( litereally come to me i want u )
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JAMES IS JOINING WORKRES??? MAN WTFFFF
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james one day waking up deciding to start a war:
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how eugene felt finally having james on his side:
( he´s gonna get folded chapters later 💀 )
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me & @lookismaddict when the last chapters:
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how big deal looked to eugene:
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dg when eugene told him he knew he murdered someone and took the blame for charles:
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james knowing hes gonna eat good
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gun listening to charles calling his self old:
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crystal listening to her dad ramble about his age:
bonus memes underneath the cut!
EXTRA MEMES BC I LOVE MY MOTIVATION RN,
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how zack, vasco & daniel will pull up to workers:
( hudson took the pic 😭 💀)
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vasco pulling up to workers:
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ENU AND DANIEL 😭 💀
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the allied crew with enu:
( daniel´s dog)
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Goo pulling up to the fight:
( i love that man 😭 💀)
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I JUST KNOW CHARLES DID THIS TO GOO ONCE 😭
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how lookism mfs fighting look to non main characters:
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LITEREALLY VASCO, ZACK & JAY WHEN HUDSON WALKED IN:
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VASCO , ZACK & JAY BULLYING HUDSON WHEN DANIEL ISN´T AROUND:
( DUDE IN THE BACK LOOKS LIKE JAY 😭 💀)
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samuel def did this to the car eugene bought him:
I AM FEEDING U LOOKISM FANS SO MUCH OMG 😭 💀
so imma dip tf out, maybe i´ll show up again. LMAO
have this tho .
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look at my fav male wifes go ( except hudson fuck him)
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alex51324 · 2 years
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PSA:  LIHEAP
I decided to repost this separately, in case anyone feels weird about reblogging the post about how it’s OK to scam the welfare system.  
With energy prices expected to be brutal this winter, you should know that income limits for heating assistance may be higher than you think.  (The following details are for the US heating assistance program--I know nothing about any other countries; sorry!)
It’s one of those “funded by the federal government, administered by the state” deals, so the limits do vary by state, but it can be up to 150% of the federal poverty level for your household size.  
Here’s the income table for Pennsylvania, which uses the 150% maximum:
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Some states do set their limits lower; the best way to find out the limit where you live is to Google “LIHEAP income limit StateName,” without quotation marks.  
(LIHEAP stands for Low Income Heating Energy Assistance Program; it’s the federal name for the program, so it should be findable under that name for every state, even if your state also has another name for it.)  
Most forms of public assistance set their income limits at the poverty line or lower, but LIHEAP is intended to include people who are mostly getting by, but struggle with the extra expense of heating in the winter*.  Therefore, you may qualify for LIHEAP even if you don’t qualify for any other program.  
(*States where excessive heat/lack of AC can be dangerous to human health can also use the funds for summer energy assistance.)
Apart from the income limits, LIHEAP is open to anyone who pays for heat--whatever form of heat it is, and regardless of whether you own or rent your home.  The money usually goes directly to your heating provider, whether that’s a utility (like for gas or electricity) or a vendor (like if you get oil or coal delivered).  
The amount they give you varies by state too, but in mine, it can be up to $1500 for one winter.  
Plus, sometimes they send out a surprise bonus amount to everyone who already got it--it happened once or twice during COVID, and again just recently, which I think was to do with the whole Ukraine/skyrocketing energy prices Situation.  I got $500 worth of heat out of that one--just enough to get a delivery from the oil place and start up the furnace for the winter.)  
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yardsards · 10 months
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get to know the person behind the blog! when you get this answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send to 5 people who reblogged from you recently if you like!
thank you for the ask!
1: i like to play the ukulele sometimes. i'm not the best at it and can't pick very well, just strum, but i have fun with it and that's good enough for me.
2: i used to play the trumpet and was pretty good at it. my favourite music to play was in high school jazz ensemble. but it's not a super fun instrument to play alone and i don't have the time/energy to commit to joining a group (plus my instrument is pretty trashed and near unplayable) so i haven't played in a while
3: i was born missing some fingers on my left hand so the instruments i can learn are a bit limited, and some like the ukulele i need to play differently from abled people (i have to strum with my left and fret with my right).
i'm planning on teaching myself the kalimba soon because you only need like 2 fingers for that and they're relatively affordable. and when i'm older and have more disposable income and time, i think i'd like to see if i could learn the violin, possibly with adaptive devices. i might also want to learn to play a percussion instrument someday too (i actually wanted to do that when i was younger but the teacher said i couldn't hold stucks right with my disability so i chose trumpet instead. but my percussionist friends told me it shouldn't be a problem unless maybe i wanted to do fancy double mallet work on a marimba or something like that)
bonus: my ukulele has a lil snail on it!
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notallbloodmages · 1 year
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I Wanna Take a Class
So I've wanted to do some sort of accounting shit forever and...I finally am well enough that it wouldn't be hell to get through. I want to start out with something small that I already have experience in - tax filing! The course I've found goes through both individual and small business taxes, and includes physical textbooks in the tuition.
Ideally I'd like to volunteer my time to help others. I don't want to run a tax business or anything. Basically....I love filling out forms and looking at numbers, I love helping people, and I hate the USA system of scaring the public into paying big companies to file info that the gov't already has. Plus it would be relevant to my own existing small business as a bonus!
With all the stray cats we've helped survive the winter (if you're in MN and want a cat...), I'm pretty broke. So please take a look at some of my artwork that I have for sale! I also do custom work with no minimum quantity requirement, and I'm really flexible on pricing. I'll do trades, too, which wouldn't fulfill my tuition cost raising, but just in general it's a thing I accept.
If you don't need any embroidery or sewing done, I would also gratefully accept donations at my Ko-Fi OR you can buy a gift card on my site to use in the future.
Reblogs appreciated but I won't guilt trip anyone into them!
In addition for anyone trying to offer advice: -No, I can't get a loan. My bank knows I don't have much income right now so they won't give me a personal one. And it's not a college degree-related loan so they won't give me an education loan either. -My credit card isn't maxxed but I only have about a third of what I need for the course. -The course is less than $1k in case anyone wants to know. -Yes, I did look up reviews and how local colleges feel about the course in case I want to get a degree some day. That is why I chose the one that I have.
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