#imagine introducing your partner to your family for the first time and going ‘yeah this is my rat bastard. they’re lovely aren’t they’

[pollenallergie]

apparently the word wench was sometimes used as a term of endearment in the 1500s. if people in the 1500s could make wench a term of endearment, i think we can easily make rat bastard a term of endearment now.

#just imagine snuggling up to your lover at night and all of sudden they’re like ‘wench!’ #imagine introducing your partner to your family for the first time and going ‘yeah this is my rat bastard. they’re lovely aren’t they’

[gatorlovebot]

inspired by @ghouljams ghost distribution system posts <3

thinking about neighbor simon who watches you move in to the little 1 bedroom rental property next to his own. it takes it a few days for it to sink in that it’s just you living in the home. seemingly no partner, no roommates, no family. it makes his skin itch and his fingers twitch.

he doesn’t know why he introduces himself to you, but when he walks out his front door with riley, leash in hand, his feet start moving himself closer to your porch. you're struggling to hang a potted plant on a hook and even though he desperately wants to take it from you and hang it himself, end your struggle, he stays firmly planted right in front of your porch steps.

the look of triumph on your face sets something off in his stomach before you finally notice him. he can tell you're taken aback by his presence on your stoop and he's not surprised. but your eyes cut down to riley whose standing at attention by his side and your eyes soften and a smile threatens to split your lips because of his boy.

"oh, hi," you greet him, still kind to him regardless of his intrusion.

"hi," his voice is gruff, not the kindest it's ever been. he doesn't want to give away too much, how he felt compelled to come to you. "you just move in?"

he watches as your eyes slip down to riley again, probably easier to look at the grinning dog by his feet than him. "yeah, just last week." you confirm.

"just you in there?" he's prying and he knows it, but he couldn't stop even if he wanted to.

you look back up at him and he allows himself to look at the column of your throat. "yeah, just me." you sound weary, good, he thinks. "is it just you and the dog, then?"

tit for tat. "ya', just me and riley."

your face softens and a smile graces your lips as you look back down at riley. "riley?" your voice is soft, like you're talking to something precious and small, it makes riley's ears perk up. "good name for a good boy."

simon huffs a breath, a tiny little chuckle of a thing. he can only imagine how ths interaction would go if he hadn't had riley with him. he would have hoped you wouldn't have been that forthcoming with a complete stranger at your doorstep. his mind is screaming at him to leave, to get off your stoop and to leave your life as quickly as he inserted himself into it. but your kindness eats away at him, settling low in his gut. he's always had an easier time listening to his body than his head.

he watches as you reach your hand out for riley to sniff, it’s not often that him and riley get approached by strangers so riley revels in the attention, nosing at your hand for pets and scratches. “i’ve been thinking of getting a dog, maybe riley can have a friend in the neighborhood.”

of course you’re thinking of getting a dog, a young thing like you on your own for the first time, your first taste of freedom getting something of your own. he shouldn't make assumptions, but he does. you had only been in your own place for a week and you're already thinking of getting something to take care of. maybe he'll have to get a tight leash to keep you on.

"haven't been on your own for very long," he doesn't phrase it as a question, instead it comes out as a statement, a fact, because it is. somehow he just knows this is your first chance at independence.

"yeah, you're right," you agree, still rubbing riley's ears but your eyes look dejected.

he can't bare to look at your far away eyes and down turned lops any longer, tugging riley closer to himself clearing his throat. "well, we should get going." he watches you give one last per to riley, cooing at the dog with a little wave. he feels something in him shift.

-

the next day when he leaves his house with riley his feet take him back up your walk and onto your porch. you aren't out today, so simon needs to knock on your door. he doesn't expect you to answer after he raps his knuckles against the wood grain, but out the corner of his eye he sees you peek out the front window to look out your porch. good, can't have you opening up the door to strangers.

you look surprised to see him, but your eyes brighten when you see riley. "oh, hi guys," you greet the both of them, your voice sweet and polite. simon takes in your appearance, wrapped up in soft, comfy clothes. he knows he should feel a bit of remorse at interrupting your time, but he doesn't, too preoccupied with the way you crouch down to stoke over riley's ears.

"thought you may want to join us," he says in lieu of a greeting. you look up at him with a confused expression, eyebrows furrowed. all he does is tug loosely on riley's leash as explanation.

"oh," you put the pieces together, smart girl. "really?," you question, "i don't want to bother you-"

"if i didn't want you to join us, i wouldn't have come over." he contends, shutting his mouth before begging words are able to slip past his lips.

your expression smooths out despite his gruff words and you give riley a meaningful look before asking him, "can you give me a minute to put my shoes on?"

#gator.writing #writing has been so tough lately and i'm not happy with this or proud of it but i needed the concept out of my head #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader

[avianyuh]

S.Coups/Choi Seungcheol as a boyfriend

He would be so much fun

I think he'd love to go out to different restaurants with you

Or take you to the studio and have you hear his lyrics

Maybe even take you to the gym with him lol

You'd be Kkuma's other parent

Most likely, you'd watch over Kkuma while he was away on tour

Anyways, Cheol would be so protective over you

He's like that with the boys, so imagine being his partner

You ARE his baby

Somebody messed with you?

You will frequently be hearing, "Do I have to make a visit to someone?"

You're cold?

"Take my jacket! Do you want me to look for a nearby store, I'll buy you a new one?"

"No Cheol, I'm fine"

"No I really will, I'm ordering one right now for next time"

This man!

Most likely, he'd introduce you to either Jeonghan, Shua or Woozi first.

Reason I say Woozi is becuase they've known each other for so long, I'm sure he values Woozi's opinion

But with Seungcheol, I don't think he needs his members opinion when it comes to you

Mainly because he'd only introduce you to the members if he was serious about you

So I see him confiding in those three in the early stages of your relationship, not really when he's sure of you

When you're in the car, he drives with one hand, so his other hand is placed on your thigh

UGH

It's so hot

And no this is not made up, I have photo evidence that this man drives with one hand

Shexy Shtuff

Defo the type to 'wait it out' lmao

He wouldn't want you to feel used or anything

So during the first year, even if YOU wanted to have sex, he'd probably be like, "Uh, let's just wait"

I think he'd want to fully get to know you first

But when he feels like you're completely committed to him and vice versa

It's all free real estate

GIRL-

Woo

He's a switch

I said what I said

Yeah, he's a total daddy dom

But I think Seungcheol would like to be taken care of sometimes

Probably more submissive when he's tired but still in the mood for sex

And like I said, once he's committed, free real estate

This man will come home horny

Constantly ready to go

Especially after the gym when he's all sweaty

You jump him every time he comes home from the gym

Back to regularly scheduled programming:

He wants kids, and loves to talk about your future

How many kids you want

When you should start your family

One of his favorites things to do in your relationship is lay in bed, your head on his chest, him caressing your hair, staring up at the ceiling

And just talking about the future

What you both want in life

It's his way of making your relationship feel like you're still in the honeymoon phase.

Anyways...

Cheol would be a committed man to you

Gives the sweetest kisses

The type to kiss you all over your face when he sees you

Hypes you up with everything you do

Awkward and adroable

Choi Seungcheol,

SVT's dad

Your daddy ;)

~~~

{A/N; I told y'all I would write the coups headcanon. I literally cried watching him give the acceptance speech at MAMA lol, he looks like he's recovering well! BTW, if you have any requests, plz send them in, it seems like I only get BTS requests? Funny cuz I used to only get NCT requests and now it's completely switched. I kinda miss my NCT requests lol, if you have anything you want plz send it in! I've also been writing for some second gen idols (not published yet)

second gen idol fics are lacking on tumblr for some reason?...but that's another story

Anyways hope you enjoyed, mwah💋}

#scoups #seventeen #seventeen reactions #seventeen headcanons #svt #svt as boyfriends #svt x reader #svt fluff #svt imagines #svt smut #svt fanfic #choi seungcheol

[shuadotcom]

Take Me Higher | CHS (M)

🍃Summary: Yeah, your first real party was completely different than you had imagined, but it was even better than you had hoped.

🍃Pairing: Stoner!Vernon x Stoner!Afab Reader

🍃Genres & AUs: Smut, a dash of fluff, friends to lovers au, pwp

🍃Rating: 18+ (MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED)

🍃Content/Warnings: Marijuana usage, mention of alcohol, profanity, protective sex, cunnilingus, fingering, handjob, bathroom sex, sex while high (they’re both faded but they like each other and are consenting), multiple orgasms, dry-humping, allusion to big dick!vernon, reader has boobs and a vagina but no gendered terms are used for y/n

🍃Words: 6.1k

🍃Note: As a cannabis connoisseur myself, I love stoner!vernon fics and will read any and every single one so it was only a matter of time before I wrote my own. Truly it was a mighty need - especially blue hoodie Vernon because that's my favorite shoot of his. This is based off of a slightly true story of my first adult party years ago. Y/n has a much better partner and time than I did though 😂

I also listened to Rihanna's Anti album (aka the last album she'll give us 😭) a lot when writing this for whatever reason.

Thank you bestie @the-boy-meets-evil for being my beta!🫶🏽

Tagging the lovely @kthpurplesyou 😘

🍃Net Tag: @kflixnet

Tonight was turning out to be different than you ever thought it’d be. It’s your first-ever real party and it was turning out to be much less notable than you’d have imagined. Growing up, you had been a typical wallflower with a tiny group of friends that were as introverted as you, so you never knew people who threw parties, and you sure as hell weren’t “important enough” to get invited to them. Nothing much had changed from middle school and even through college.

It’s not until you’re well into your young adulthood that you receive your first party invitation. It comes from your oldest friend, Joshua, whom you recently reconnected with. You had practically grown up with him and when he and his family moved away, your communication eventually lessened with life and timezones in the way. It isn’t until you just so happen to move near him after college that you start hanging out again. He sends you an Instagram message after happening to see a location close to him that you tagged in a post.

You and Joshua easily pick your long-dormant friendship back up, getting along as perfectly as you had years ago. Your closeness and trust are quickly restored in him the more time you spend together. It’s why when he invites you to a party a friend of his is throwing, you jump at the chance.

Having never been to a party, you only had the tv shows and movies you watched to go off of as to what the atmosphere would be like. You imagine loud, deafening music, drunk people spread all over the poorly lit house, the air reeking of alcohol, and too many people.

In reality, the lights are on around the house as expected and the music that plays over a speaker in the living room is loud enough to get lost in while dancing but not so loud that you couldn’t hold a conversation. Instead of smelling like nothing but alcohol, the air only smelt of pizza and an artificial air freshener, with a hint of beer.

There are only a few handfuls of people milling about, most of whom Joshua and Jeonghan - his other close friend who came with the two of you - had long since introduced you to. 

One of whom you’ve spent the most time with when you hang out with Joshua and his friends and are the most familiar with. You have a ton in common and always feel comfortable around him. 

He also happens to be the friend that you have an embarrassingly huge crush on. 

“Hey, Vernon!” Joshua calls his name as the three of you file down the basement stairs where it looks like most of the guests are. 

Vernon turns from his conversation to find you three and if you didn’t know any better, you’d think his smile widened when he made eye contact with you. 

He says something to the guy he’s talking to before approaching you all.

“Hey, Josh, Jeonghan. Hi, Y/n. Thanks for coming.” 

“Obviously we’d show up! I don’t think anyone has thrown a party just for fun in months. And I knew you wouldn’t mind if I brought Y/n. It’s baby’s first party!” Joshua throws his arm around your shoulders, bringing you forward from your spot nearly hiding behind him. You’re not too flustered that you can’t pinch him in the side for exposing you so willingly.

“Of course, I don’t mind!” Vernon rushes out, maybe even a little too loud. He clears his throat, breathing out an awkward laugh. “Anyway yeah, Seungkwan and Chan were feeling particularly social this weekend so I didn’t have much of a say but it’s cool.” Vernon scans the room, pointing out his two roommates across the room as he says their names. “Tonight won’t be anything crazy so don’t worry.” He says the last part to you, a sweet smile on his pretty lips.

As if they could tell they were being talked about, Seungkwan and Chan spot the group of you and are over in an instant, thanking you for coming and guiding you over to where all the snacks and drinks are while Vernon trails behind.

Truth be told, the whole party feels as if it’s a normal hang-out session with everyone. Sure some people get a little more drunk than usual and there’s more dancing and obnoxious singing than there typically is on any other Saturday night, but overall it’s nothing like the parties in movies. No one is swinging from the ceiling naked and drunk off their asses (unless you count Soonyoung shirtless and screaming at the top of his lungs to the karaoke song he’s doing, but no one is too concerned).

You’re even more grateful that you decided on jeans and a nicer shirt after agonizing over what to wear for days. Everyone was in the most normal clothes which took a lot of the pressure you had initially felt off of you. This includes Vernon, who was in jeans and an oversized, cozy-looking hoodie in the prettiest shade of baby blue. You could barely keep your eyes off of him, not that you really tried. He didn’t make it any easier, seeing how he hasn’t moved from your general vicinity all night. 

Whether it was near the snack table, upstairs for a little while, or standing near Joshua and Jeonghan as they played beer pong, Vernon hasn’t been far, mostly talking to the two men or any other people around you, occasionally trying to bring you into the conversation. You’ve been doing your best to contribute, but your nerves about not knowing what to do with yourself, paired with the butterflies in your stomach that erupt whenever Vernon so much as looks at you, have you feeling a little out of your element.

At some point in the night, Jeonghan wanders off and Vernon disappears for a bit. You and Joshua are standing near the drinks, trying a few different shots and you hate them all. You nearly forgot how much you dislike the taste of most alcohol.

“So when are you going to tell Vernon you’re into him?” Joshua’s question is abrupt and he knows it. It’s why he snickers, watching your face contort as you choke on the shot of Patron you just knocked back, which you instantly regret. 

“When am I going to what?!”

Joshua shrugs, taking a shot himself, his eyebrows only knitting a little. 

“You heard me. And don’t act so surprised. Watching the two of you steal glances at each other all night and then act all shy as if you weren’t doing that was cute for the first five minutes, but enough is enough!” Joshua reaches for another shot, but you smack his hand, demanding why he thinks you like his friend. You haven’t told a soul about your crush on Vernon.

He’s about to say something else, but then Vernon shows up and your attention locks onto him.

“Hey guys, I’m heading outside if you want to come.” His eyes linger on yours and you momentarily forget how to speak so Joshua answers for you, letting him know that you’ll both be joining him.

It’s late and you’re not sure what time it is, but the sky is full of tiny stars, providing faint light to the group of people sitting outside. The small circle of people is sitting on lawn chairs surrounding a brightly shining lantern and a bong as they take turns passing it around. The three of you take the spots still open with you between Joshua and Vernon. 

You didn’t forget what Joshua said inside, but put your interrogation on the back burner.

You’ve smoked weed before, in fact, you do so multiple days of the week. It’d been your chosen way to destress with friends before you moved and even more so now as you quickly learned that Vernon was the stoner friend in this group. If everyone was going to be hanging out and Vernon was there, there’d inevitably be edibles or a joint passed around. In your mind, you were practically perfect for each other.

The other partygoers greet you, and Vernon immediately takes the bong from the person next to him. Joshua falls into conversation with Wonwoo on his other side which gives you time to study Vernon.

He rolls up the sleeves of his hoodie, his forearms on full display. His movements are effortless as he leans forward to grab a pinch of weed from the grinder tin on the small table in front of you. His fingers, always looking so long, nimbly pack the bowl of the bong. He uses his middle finger to gently press it down as his eyebrows knit in concentration and his lips purse just a tiny bit. 

Your eyes never leave him as he places his lips into the mouthpiece and uses his free hand to grab a lighter on the table. Vernon lights the bowl with skilled fingers, inhaling gently but confidently, then removes it. His eyelids flutter closed, as he inhales steadily, the smoke in the bong swirling as it fills his lungs. 

Once he’s had his fill, he pulls the bong away, holding the smoke in his chest for a few seconds before his red lips part, the smoke seeping out of his mouth in rings and drifting up to the dark sky. A dopey smile plays on his lips as his eyes open again, meeting yours. 

The entire act has you clenching as you watch him work, so in his element and looking absolutely breathtaking while doing so. But the look he’s giving you now has an undeniable effect on you and the want you so often feel for him.

Vernon tips the bong lightly in your direction, asking if you want a hit and you accept it. Instead of handing it to you, he holds the mouthpiece out to you, keeping it in his grasp as you lean forward and place your mouth on it. Vernon lights the bowl for you, holding eye contact as you start to let the smoke billow into your mouth, your chest already feeling warm as it fills you. He waits until your eyes close to remove the bowl, and you inhale sharply, your head already feeling lighter.

The bong is pulled away and you tip your head back, the smoke swirling inside of you before your lungs begin to burn and you open your mouth, releasing the smoke. You watch it float up and dissipate and don’t notice Vernon’s gaze still glued to you.

When you meet his eyes, neither of you moves, almost waiting to see what the other will say or do.

Joshua is the one to interrupt the moment, yelling at the two of you for not sharing. Vernon leans over you to pass the bong to Joshua’s waiting hands and he’s the closest to you he has been all evening. The smell of his sweet shampoo hits you first before the woodsy scent of his cologne follows, topped off with the faint smell of weed. It takes everything in you not to kiss him, but you hold it together until he sits back in his chair. He slouches into the uncomfortable fold-out chair, his legs spread wide in his worn jeans, practically begging you to crawl into his lap. Again, you don’t, but dear god how you want to.

Time ticks by as your small group stays outside, passing the bong around the circle every few minutes. You’ve quickly lost the conversation being held by the whole group since you and Vernon spend most of your time talking amongst yourselves. You don’t discuss anything in particular, just movies you’ve seen lately, new restaurants you’ve tried, and some of your favorite new musical releases. Conversation with Vernon always flows so naturally and easily. The two of you rarely broach awkward topics which is a miracle in itself.

At one point, the conversation shifts to you and your lack of experience in the party department.

“So, you’ve never been to any party ever? Like not even a birthday party?”

“Do birthday parties at laser tag places count when I was like ten?” Both of you giggle at that, feeling so much more at ease than you did earlier.

“I don’t think so. I mean like, in high school, you never even went to like a small house party?”

You shake your head as you sip on the soda you had dragged yourself back into the house to get earlier. “Nah. I wasn’t really popular in high school and my friends and I were all too nerdy to throw parties. We had anime-watch nights, but that’s about it.” Waving your hands dismissively you chuckle, but Vernon just shakes his head.

“I can’t believe that.”

“What, that I’m a massive nerd? I wouldn’t think that’d be a surprise since Joshua and I literally got into an argument about Full Metal Alchemist last weekend at Seungcheol’s.” A snort leaves Vernon when he laughs and you can’t help but notice how endearing it is.

“No, we already know you and Shua are weebs!” He keeps laughing even when you lightly push him at his teasing. “What I mean is, I can’t believe that you weren’t popular. I mean, look at you!” He gestures wildly to you, his eyes sweeping over you from head to toe.

“Oh, come on.”

“No, for real! You’re so damn funny and so fun to be around. You’re super sweet and kind and you’re always taking care of us. Plus you’re the hottest person I’ve ever met so like, how the fuck weren’t people all over you? You’re basically fucking perfect!” His words make you feel fuzzy all over, and you know it’s not just the weed.

“Thank you, Vernon,” you whisper, averting your attention to your drink. Hearing Vernon call you hot and “fucking perfect” makes you squeeze your thighs together. Something about him complimenting you so blatantly has you weak in the knees. With your earlier stress gone and feeling a little more carefree, you decide it’s now or never. “I think all of that about you too,” you mumble under your breath.

At first, you’re not sure if he hears you so you dart your eyes over to him. Vernon is staring at you, blinking slowly and you can almost see the gears turning in his head.

“Oh wow,” he finally breathes out. “Really?”

Oh. He did hear you.

“Yeah.” You admit. It’s already out there so you may as well just stand by it.

Vernon’s brain looks as though it’s working overtime as he stares at you blankly. Your stomach does the most violent of flips as you wait for what comes next, unsure of what you should say. 

Thankfully, Joshua barges into the conversation, disrupting the tension that hung between you and Vernon.

“Hey, Y/n, I’m tired. I’m gonna find Jeonghan and head home. You wanna share an Uber? Jeonghan’ll probably crash at my place and you can too. Or we’ll put your address in as a stop.”

“Uh…” Do you want to leave now? You just kind-of, sort-of, maybe confessed your feelings to Vernon. But, he also kind-of, sort-of maybe did the same. 

If you leave now, will he pretend none of this happened the next time you see him again? Will he blame the weed for his words that he possibly didn’t mean? Does he want you to stay and decide what to do next together?

“Y/n mentioned staying behind for a while longer. Right?” Vernon decides for you, tilting his head and looking back at you, unmoving as he waits for you to verify.

“Oh, yeah I’m gonna stay a little longer.”

Joshua narrows his eyes at you, scanning your face for something that may contradict your words. “Are you sure?”

“Yeah, I’m good here with Vernon.” Joshua seems to inspect you both, the seconds dragging on before he finally decides that he accepts what you’re saying.

“Okay, but I better get a text from you later when you’re going home and when you get there. Got it?”

“Promise!” 

Joshua throws another look at Vernon. “Everybody better stay safe.” There’s something else behind Joshua’s demand and you’re not sure how exactly to take it.

You and Vernon watch him go before the earlier silence you shared is back. It hangs in the air for what feels to you like an eternity but is more likely only a few seconds.

“You wanna, uh, go upstairs?”

“Yes!” Vernon stumbles over his words when he asks you, but you don’t when you answer him. He’s barely able to get the last word out before you’re accepting his offer. You don’t care where he wants to take you because you’ll go wherever with him.

Vernon slowly stands, reaching for your hand which you give him without a second thought. He leads you back inside the house, upstairs, and to one of the bathrooms in the hall.

“Um, my room’s not clean. I didn’t really expect anyone would be in my room besides me so…” Vernon confesses rather sheepishly when the door is shut behind you. “But, Seungkwan made us clean all the common areas so I promise this room is clean.” A nervous chuckle leaves him, averting his eyes from you.

“That’s okay,” you admit. And it is. Your romantic feelings for Vernon aside (and yes it is a lot of feelings), you want him so badly. You yearn to kiss him, touch him, and let him fuck you, no matter where it happens. Knowing that maybe your feelings aren’t unrequited only makes you want him even more. “It doesn’t matter to me.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah. I’m sure.”

Vernon smiles at you, his mouth taking the shape of a heart that has your actual heart beating wildly. He approaches you almost cautiously, pressing you against the bathroom door.

“Are you sure you want this?” His question is a whisper as he’s practically nose to nose with you.

“Of course.”

“We can stop whenever you want to. If you get uncomfortable or change your mind about me or anything like that just say the word.”

“Vernon, I want to be here, I promise. Now kiss me, please.” 

And kiss you he does. Vernon dips his head to close the gap between you. His lips are a little chapped as they move against yours, but you don’t mind at all. Your hands ball themselves in the front of his hoodie while he cups your face and kisses you hard. His tongue prods at your lips and you open immediately, moaning as the muscle slips inside your mouth. His tongue wraps around yours, suckling at it and pulling another desperate sound from you. The urgency behind his movements is evident, as his hips meet yours, his body flush against you. 

It’s shallow at first and barely noticeable but when you do feel it - Vernon grinding against you - you instantly react, meeting his small thrusts.

When his clothed erection, already hard and straining through his jeans, presses against your pelvis, he makes a deep, pleased hum in his throat. Even through his clothes, you can feel just how big Vernon is. More wetness pools between your legs, already making your underwear feel uncomfortable and sticky. 

Vernon continues to hump against you, his kisses becoming more frantic and his hands have long since started wandering on you. His big hands cradle your hips, sliding down the tops of your thighs, then around you to grab a handful of your ass. He yanks you into him, his hips continuing to rut against you.

The sheer act of Vernon dry-humping you like a man truly crazy with lust only makes you want him more. You feel yourself clench around nothing, the friction of Vernon’s hard-on nudging so close to where you need him the most. He has to pull away from your mouth finally, gasping for air, but his hips don’t falter. 

“Vernon…please, I need more.”

“M-more?” 

“More. Need more.” Your words come out as more of a whine when he squeezes your ass again.

“More of me?”

“Please!”

“Fuck, yeah. Okay.”

He looks genuinely forlorn at the thought of stopping his movements, but he does, lightly panting from his exertion.

Your hands leave the crumpled fabric of his hoodie and snake down to his waist, slipping your hands under the hem. Vernon lets you undress him and then he does the same to you, pulling off piece by piece, tossing each article away without so much as a second thought and drinking in the sight of one another as you go. 

Vernon is back on you once you’re both naked, shoving your bodies together as he kisses you again. He cups your breasts, thumbs rubbing circles over your pert nipples. You moan into Vernon’s mouth, letting him work your sensitive buds, the sensation making you rub your thighs together. When your knee brushes Vernon’s hard cock, he nearly chokes. His hands knead at your plush skin as his lips trace their way from your lips to your neck.

Vernon’s teeth nip at your skin and your hands float up to grab at his hair, fingers tangling in the soft strands, keeping him at your most sensitive spot. Your knees nearly buckle when he starts to suck harshly and his hands continue their work on your tits.

Before you know what’s next, one of Vernon’s hands is inching down your body, stopping at the apex of your thighs. With a step out to the side, you spread your thighs to give him access. A single, long digit swipes at your already sopping folds. 

He eases his finger into your hole, your warmth greedily sucking him. Vernon begins pumping his finger in and out of you as he continues marking your neck, mumbling about how warm you are and how wet you feel. Your mind starts to turn to mush, your hands scrambling to grasp onto any part of Vernon you can. It happens to be his biceps - those of which are surprisingly firm. You’ve never seen him go to the gym or talk about working out, but clearly he’s doing something. The muscles ripple as he pistons his finger in and out, soon adding a second which slides in with no resistance.

His hot, rock-hard length brushes against your thigh and you reach down with the hand not clutching his arm for dear life, and wrap your fingers around his cock.

Vernon jumps, hissing through his teeth as you slowly jerk him off. Your thumb rubs over his tip, the precum oozing out and helping your hand glide over him.

His lips find yours again, the kiss bruising and messy as he finger fucks you faster and the squelching sounds you make around him echo off of the tile. His fingers scissor in you, working you open for him and when he grazes that soft, spongy spot inside of you, your legs nearly give out. 

He manages to keep you upright with his other arm locked around your waist. “You okay?” His voice is gruff, much deeper than it was earlier and you can feel more wetness seep out and around his fingers. 

“I’m s-so close, Vern, fuck.”

“Yeah? Gonna cum all over my fingers?”

The sentence is so simple but it has you clenching around his digits so hard that you hold your breath.

“Mmhmm!” you can’t manage words, only sounds, but he doesn’t ask again, instead quickening his pace. Doing your best to match his speed, you twist your wrist, letting Vernon cant his hips forward and fuck into your hand. You whimper into each other’s mouths, the only focus is each other. The only thing either of you see and think about is the other.

Vernon eventually breaks the kiss and bends down to draw one of your nipples into his mouth, his tongue flicking at the bud before sucking on it hard enough to hurt in the best way. The twinge of pain shoots straight to your belly, the tension finally snapping.

When you cum, you throw your head back, hitting the bathroom door with a loud ‘thunk!’ and your eyes squeeze shut so tightly that stars swim in the darkness of your closed lids “Fuck!” You choke out, your knees finally giving up on keeping you upright as you let go of Vernon’s cock to grab a hold of his other arm.

Your body sags against his bare chest. He has to prop you back against the door while he helps you ride out your orgasm. The image of you like this, naked and sweaty and crying out for him on his fingers will live in his mind rent-free until the day he dies.

When he finally slips out of you, he can’t help but stare in awe at your juices that drip down his fingers. His first impulse is to shove them into his mouth which he does eagerly, sucking and savoring the flavor of you.

Vernon’s eyes roll back and you watch the entire thing, struggling to keep your eyes open.

“Can I eat you out? If that’s okay with you of course.” Vernon’s eyes are wide as he meets yours, half-afraid that you’ll say no. He’ll respect you of course, but he’ll also daydream forever about the way just the small sampling of you tasted on his tongue.

Luckily, for both of you, you want nothing more than to feel Vernon’s kiss-swollen lips on your cunt.

“Please!” You shamelessly beg, droopy eyes widening at his request.

He leads you to the bathroom counter and helps you clumsily clamber up onto it. Both of you are wobbly and clumsy from the weed, but you make it without injury. Vernon’s on his knees instantly, wide hands prying your legs open, pussy on full display. 

“Holy shit, you’re so wet!”

“Vernon!” You cover your face in embarrassment, feeling self-conscious.

“Like, your pussy is fucking shimmering in the light, baby.” His face is right in front of your heat, the proximity making your hole flutter right in front of his eyes. “Fucking hell I just watched your pussy squeeze. I’m going to pass out.”

“Vernon, fucking touch me already, please! I need you so bad!” His heavy eyes meet yours, tongue darting out to lick his lips. 

“Yeah?”

“Yes, please.”

Much like earlier, he didn’t need you to tell him again as his eyes focus on you and he dips his head between your legs. 

Vernon’s tongue immediately finds your clit, the muscle flicking forcefully, sending a jolt through you. Shaky fingers rake through Vernon’s hair and grip the brunette locks for support as he takes your clit into his mouth, sucking on it in the way you need.

“Fuck! Vernon, yes!” Your hips start to buck up into his face when he changes direction and dips his tongue into your pussy, groaning low in his throat as he does.

“Mmph! So good.” Vernon drawls, his words muffled as he tongue fucks you, slurping your wetness as he does.

His tongue darts in and out of you, his nose brushing your clit every time you lift your hips. Vernon makes out with your cunt, the lewd sounds alone are enough to have you hurdling to your end and Vernon’s grunt reverberating through your body is what ultimately has you cumming. 

“Vernon!” His name erupts from your mouth in a shriek, your thighs clamping around his head. Your whole body feels as if it’s on fire, as you arch almost painfully into him. You stay that way for what feels like minutes, hips still pushed towards him as you gasp and Vernon continues to lazily lick at you.

The world could crumble around you at this very moment and you don’t think you’d care. 

That was undisputedly the best head you’ve ever gotten.

Vernon chuckles from between your thighs, finally coming up for air.

“Best head ever huh?” His nose all the way to his chin shines with your juices as he gives you a lopsided grin. 

You hadn’t even realized you said your last thoughts out loud. Only a small part of you feels embarrassed. The rest of you only focuses on Vernon as he stands up, his cock red and angry as it rests against his stomach.

“Can - can we do it on the floor? My legs feel like cooked pasta right now and I can’t stay upright.” His expression is sullen as he says this, but you can only giggle at how cute he looks, pouting at you, cradling his very thick, very distracting dick.

“You can fuck me wherever you want as long as you do it.”

Vernon’s eyes widen, blinking a few times as if your words fluster him, but he quickly snaps out of it, helping you off the counter. He grabs a bath towel hanging on the rack nearby and spreads it out on the floor before helping lay you on it. He promises that it’s clean, but you shrug his worries away. Towel or not, at this very moment all you want is Vernon to fuck you even more stupid than the weed has made you, and you don’t care what he does it on.

With fumbling hands, Vernon reaches for his pants and digs his wallet out in search of a condom. When he finds it, he opens and rolls the rubber on, hands trembling as he goes. 

He scurries back over to you, easily taking his place between your legs. He momentarily forgets what he’s doing when he catches sight of your still-sopping folds and you have to call his name to get his attention. His eyes dart up to look at you, fixating on your heaving chest and bottom lip pulled tight between your teeth, hair sprawled out around your head, eyes red and shiny, staring right back at him. 

You look straight out of all of the late-night fantasies he’s had about you and you don’t even know it.

Vernon’s cock feels as big as it looks when he finally eases inside of you, your legs quivering along the way. His hands hook under your knees, keeping you open until he buries himself balls-deep into your pussy.

The two of you share a moan, your voices harmonizing in pleasure at finally filling you and being full by him. He takes a moment before he thrusts forward, gauging your reaction. A scrunch of your brow and a nod to him lets him know to move and he anchors himself by gripping your thighs as he starts to snap his hips.

A high-pitched yelp leaves you, echoing in the room along with the wet sounds of your arousal, the sound only intensifying as Vernon starts to fuck you with more urgency. 

“Holy shit, Y/n. You feel fucking incredible.” He pants out as he drives his hips into yours, sweat already beading at his hairline.

Your shaky hands reach up to wrap around his shoulders and you pull him closer. “S-so do you…” Vernon stumbles, but catches himself, planting his hands on the sides of your head. Wrapping your legs around his waist, you do your best to lift your hips with each thrust, meeting Vernon’s momentum as he fucks into you.

Through the condom, you can still feel the most prominent veins on his cock, the friction gliding against your walls, your eyes crossing at the pleasure. The bathroom floor isn’t where you imagined your first time with him being, although you never thought that your first time with him would even happen. Your crush on him was one you kept close to you and in your mind, it wouldn’t be reciprocated. 

That thought was obviously cast aside if the way his soft brown eyes, rimmed with scarlet, are looking down at you, even as his lips press together in concentration with each drive of his body jolting yours and almost pushing you across the floor.

Even with THC coursing through his system and making every other movement so slow, Vernon is quick and determined as he rocks into you, your soft, gummy walls squeezing him harder the faster he fucks into you at a bruising pace. 

“You’re beautiful, you know that?” Vernon rasps out between grunts. 

“You’re f-fucking the last of my brain cells out of m-me and you wanna be romantic?” You manage a laugh, even if it gets cut off with a sob as soon as Vernon’s cockhead bumps into your g-spot. 

“I can’t help it. You make me wanna be romantic.” His words are accentuated with a breathy groan - the sentence a stark contrast to the way he pummels your cunt.

Tears well in your eyes, and you blame the weed for bringing emotions out of you. Raising your head as best as you can, you meet his lips in what is meant to be a sweet kiss, even if it’s more teeth than anything, but neither of you minds.

You lay back and settle when you can’t keep yourself up anymore and Vernon stays close to your face as he pivots his hips, shoving his hand between your bodies. It takes him a second, but he eventually finds your clit, eliciting a shriek from you.

The pace that Vernon finds with both his hips and his fingers has your orgasm right on the cusp, your body already sensitive from earlier. 

“V-Vernon!”

“Say my real name,” he wheezes desperately. 

“Hansol! Fuck, so good. ‘M gonna cum! So close…” His real name rolls off of your tongue just as easily as his nickname does, if not easier.

His fingers pinch at your clit between pressing against it as his other hand supports most of his weight, his sweaty forehead resting against yours. 

“Cum for me again, baby. Wanna see you cum just for me.” His voice is like honey, dripping all over you, and setting your heart and body ablaze.

You reach your high then, a needy cry of his name exploding from you, your body going stiff. Wave after wave rushes through you like an inferno, your blood rushing to your head. Through the ringing in your ears, you hear Hansol actually growl from above you, your name, and a string of curses sounding like a chant coming from him.

His mouth hangs open again as his hips stutter, riding out his orgasm until he lets out a loud huff. Instinctively, you reach your hand up, running it through Hansol’s damp strands. His eyes slip close, pushing his head into your hand more, relishing in the way your nails graze his scalp.

The air is calm and full of so much adoration even as you both harshly huff and puff, catching your breath. You relish this moment with Hansol, wanting nothing more than to stay like this with him.

The sound of his stomach grumbling cuts through the moment. “Sorry,” he snorts, causing both of you to break into a fit of laughter.

“Wanna go back downstairs and get some pizza?” You ask him as he finally moves off of you and you peel yourself up from the floor. Vernon has to help you stand, but to be fair, both of you are unsteady as you stand again.

“Hell yeah. Would you wanna bring it back up to my room? I can clean up really quickly and you can stay over. I have a bowl if you wanna smoke more. But only if you want to! You can say no and I can stay with you until a rideshare gets here.” The nervousness in his question is obvious as he pulls his clothes back on, having to concentrate on getting both legs in his jeans without falling over.

“Of course, I’ll stay over. And don’t worry about the mess. As long as there’s room in the bed for us, the food, and to smoke it doesn’t matter to me, Hansol.” You smile to yourself once you’re dressed, loving the way his real name sounds to your ears. You want to only call him Hansol from here on out.

His head snaps up and he fixes you with a wide-eyed look once his hoodie is back on. “Really?”

You nod at him, laughing at his expression - the same incredulous look he’s given you all night. Closing the small distance between the two of you, you place a gentle kiss on his lips, enjoying the way he instantly melts into you.

Yeah, your first real party was completely different than you had imagined, but it was even better than you had hoped.

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[sadbreadloaf]

december 3rd | park jisung

❆ | pairing : crush!jisung x fem!reader

❆ | genre : fluff, shy jisung trying to give you his sweater

❆ | word count : 1027 (queue sticker by nct 127)

❆ | note : haechan and chenle are mentioned as friends

december was quickly approaching. you and your friends were hanging out at a cafe. the frost was creeping at the edges of the window and you could see soft snowflakes fall from the clouds.

"are you guys excited for december 3rd?" haechan asks, giggling.

"wait whats going on?" jisung asks.

"oh he's talking about that one song... how does it go..." you start but you get interrupted by haechan's singing.

"i still remember the third of december, me in your sweater~"

"okay okay we get it, you know the song" chenle says, rolling his eyes.

you all laugh and continue to talk about something else, but jisung stays a little quieter than usual.

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December 3

December 3 is national give your gf/bf/partner one of your sweaters day :)

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jisung has had a crush on you ever since you met. haechan introduced you guys for the first time and he fell for you so hard. you were friendly and energetic all the time. jisung, on the other hand, was a lot more quiet than you. he had a hard time talking to you. he never thought you had the same feelings for him.

all of his friends could notice his huge crush on you. they always teased him about it when you weren't there. when you two were together, they would always try to push jisung towards you or hint at the idea. you never seemed to catch on.

"our baby jisungie gets so shy~" chenle teases.

"jisung you gotta tell her dude. i can't keep seeing you freeze up and panic every time you talk to her” haechan pleads.

"i can't do it, she’s nothing like me. how am i supposed to confess to her. you said it yourself, i can barely talk to her" jisung explains. he truly thinks he has no chance with you.

"don't say that. i'm sure you'll find the right moment, you just gotta be patient" chenle says.

december 3rd was that moment. he knew it.

that's what i should do, ill give her one of my sweaters, jisung thought. but how is he supposed pull that off. he can barely talk to you without blushing let alone give you his hoodie. he was gonna find a way. he was gonna make you his some way or another.

your friends meet up on the 3rd at a christmas market. you guys planned to walk around a bit and buy some gifts for your families. jisung had plans of his own.

"jisung, why do you have such a big bag, what do you have in there-?" chenle asks.

"o-oh it’s nothing, don't worry about it"

"imagine it's a sweater" haechan teases.

"what? how did you- i mean, i don't know what you're talking about"

haechan and chenle locked eyes. they knew exactly what he was talking about.

"heyyy jisung why don't you go see what y/n is up to" haechan pushes jisung towards you subtly.

"wait what no, what are you guys doing-"

as you were looking at the handmade ornaments, you felt a soft bump on your back. you look back to see panicked jisung and haechan and chenle running away laughing.

"oh hi jisung! there you are, i was just thinking about you."

"oh me...?"

"of course you, here wait, look at this pretty ornament, should i get this for my mom?"

"actually i wanted to talk to you about something, can we walk for a bit?"

"yeah of course!"

you start walking down the park. it’s snowing again. you looks over at jisung, his cheeks were flushed with a light shade of pink and small snowflakes were scattered across his hair. you could see him trembling, but you assumed it was because of the cold.

"so… it’s december 3rd," jisung was so nervous. his hands were trembling and his voice was shakey. i can’t believe i’m doing this.

"yeah it is! christmas is upon us!”

"yup." what kind of response was that?? c’mon park jisung, keep it together.

you could feel the tension in the air. he never comes and talks to you alone. he had something planned, didn't he?

you stop walking and turn towards him. you look up. he was avoiding eye contact. he couldn’t say anything. he could only stand there.

"so, what did you want to tell me"

"oh uh well, y'know how it's december 3rd and uhm, i searched about the date online and saw you had to give your sweater to your partner and well uhm..."

"sungie... are you about to give me a sweater?"

"how could you tell...?" jisung has never felt so warm in the winter air.

"well, you've been a lot more shy around me lately, the avoiding eye contact, your quiet voice, and how could i not notice all the teasing from haechan and chenle" you laugh. jisung tried to cover his face in embarrassment, but you pulled them away. "you're so cute jisung, how could i not like you"

jisung finally made eye contact with you. he couldn't believe what he heard. you loved him too, just like he loved you. he couldn't help but stare and smile.

"sungie, the sweater," you giggle.

"oh right, sorry"

he pulls out a soft black hoodie. you recognized it. it was his favourite sweater.

"it took me so long to pick a sweater for you. i didn't know what you liked"

"if it's from you, then it's perfect."

you take off your jacket and immediately pull the hoodie over your head to put it on. the hoodie dropped down past your waist and the sleeves hung past your hands. it smelled like him, his love.

"you look so pretty..." jisung says without any hesitation.

you laugh, "thank you jisung"

jisung pulls you into a hug, his hands wrapped around your waist. you can feel all his love for you that has been kept inside him drain from his body into yours. he pulls away from you a little and presses his forehead on yours.

"no, thank you."

in the back, you can hear faint cheering from chenle and haechan.

"wah our jisungie is no longer a baby~!"

"oh shut up!"

a/n : first longer fic!! didnt think i would be able to do it but here i am lolz. also, im totally not wishing i get a sweater :D (someone give me one plz).

#nct #nct dream #nct dream imagine #nct fluff #nct dream fluff #park jisung #park jisung fluff #park jisung imagines #nct jisung #Spotify

[unicyclingskinwalker]

Ganyu with a S/O who’s the embodiment of Sin of Wrath

Okay so this has been in my brain for DAYS! How I got this idea? Well my fellow XX and XY chromosomes (please don’t come at me if I didn’t include your gender okay ily) my friend asked me to do yeah. This is my first time writing so please tell if I got anything wrong.

Warning's: Ganyu being teased by Ninggaung, Gn!Reader, violence (kinda), Beidou on her shit again, SFW, fluff.

• ARRGGGG THIS DYNAMIC IS SO CUTE. Since S/O is you know, the embodiment of Sin of Wrath, you can already assume they are a hot headed fellow.

•Just Ganyu being the absolute sweetheart she is, meanwhile S/O just blew up a whole hilichurl camp because one of them looked at them wrong.

• I’d like to imagine S/O is just very blunt with their words towards everyone else, except for Ganyu. Someone could say “Hey, am I ugly?” And S/O will just say without skipping a beat “Yes.”

• But Ganyu is a different case, because my girl has body image issues, she can ask S/O “Do you just pity me?” When she feels down, and S/O just looks at her like “bitch tf?”

• Then proceed to go on a 3 hour rant on how she is perfect.

• Now let’s talk about how Ganyu views S/O. At first encounter she was more or less fucking terrified of them. She was worried S/O would destroy Liyue, but as time went on, feelings developed and then BOOM

•Dating.

• She loves S/O with all her heart, but has to calm them down whenever something ticks them off. Some random citizen looked at Ganyu weird? Well now S/O is about to tackle the dude.

• Venting to S/O about someone was a bit snarky to her? S/O is now asking about any information they have on this person.

• My girl over works herself to exhaustion, S/O would swoop in and take her on a date as a fucking break.

• S/O would bring in small treats for her like strawberries. Also anytime you two go out on a date at a restaurant, you would be the one to say they got he order wrong.

• Also naps with her are the BEST! Pls let her rest her head on your shoulders, she needs it.

• Now her co workers.

• Ningguang would be concerned for well, the entirety of Liyue. The physical embodiment of the Sin of Wrath here? Yep, they are going into a watch list.

• Ningguang would be very on edge anytime they were near S/O but would cover it up. After a while, she be okay with S/O, since they’ve proven they’re not a threat to Liyue.

• When Ganyu and S/O start dating and news of it gets out, ohhh boy, Ganyu is in a world of teasing from Ningguang. Ning would walk up to Ganyu and start to ask her “Is your partner treating you fair? I hope he is.” Or something like that.

• Keqing would be the same case, but on edge for wayyy longer. Like even after when S/O started to date Ganyu. Idk, this girl gives off the vibes she does personal investigation on S/O for WEEKS.

•But at some point she’ll warm up to S/O, a tiny bit. Not a whole bunch but it’s progress. She will definitely be very happy that Ganyu found some joy in her life.

• Now Beidou. She honestly wouldn’t mind S/O that much but jokingly say to them, “I could use you for my crew!” While taking sip of her drink.

• One time, Beidou managed to convince S/O to help her get rid of some hilichurl camps. Well that ended with the hilichurl population at basically zero and the landscape unrecognizable.

• Yeah, S/O and Beidou got in trouble.

• Now Ganyu’s family, Zhongli, Xiao, Shenhe, and Cloud Retainer (Xianyun). (Yes I see them as a family. Yes it’s my own head cannon, idc, bite me.)

• I imagine Ganyu wanted to introduce S/O to them after they started dating.

• Zhongli would be questioning S/O. Since now he can actually see them in person we would ask so many questions about them. Bro would ask them what their most traumatic memory they have.

• Then ask if they like dogs…

• After like a whole court trial’s worth of questions, he would give the green light that he’s good.

• Cloud retainer/ Xianyun. She’s doing full on stalking. Not in a bad way, she just wants to make sure S/O is a good fit for Ganyu.

• At first she would HATE S/O because one, they are the physical embodiment of wrath, and two wrath = extreme violence, and violence is a red flag. She can’t have any harm done to Ganyu, who is practically her child.

• Now after Ganyu had to do some convincing and S/O being told to be on their best behavior, they got the green light! YAYAYA

•Xiao. First encounter and he would immediately pick up on the negative energy S/O has around them, and basically try to kill them, and Ganyu would have to stop it.

•After she explained to Xiao, he would look Ganyu, confused, look at S/O, look up and down, turn back to Ganyu and say “Really?”

• He’s gonna be so snarky towards S/O. Both of you guys would feel uneasy around each other after that incident.

• But you guys will be forced to apologize to each other at some point, likely by Ganyu. You two would still side eye each other but it’s fine.

• Xiao won’t verbally say it, but he will accept you at some point. So YAHOO

• I won’t have much for Shenhe since I don’t know much about her and I don’t want to mess her up so yeah.

• She stare down S/O for god knows how long. Just her mind thinking wether or not if S/O is a good fit.

• Shenhe would also ask some questions such as “What are you intentions with Ganyu? Will you harm her? Are you dangerous?” Answer wrong and you’re going to hear boss battle music.

• Then after some time she’s going to be all like “Okay, they’re fine.”

Alright that’s it for now! This was my first ever post and I hope I got things right enough! Okay ily, drink some water, have a snack or go to FUCKING SLEEP.

#ganyu #ningguang #beidou #keqing #shenhe #xianyun #zhongli #xiao #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #cloud retainer #genshin

[autisticempathydaemon]

Hi Lexi! It's so much fun that you're doing match-ups! 💜 If I may, I'd like to ask for one, please?

To answer a few of your questions,

I have no idea what an Enneagram type is. All I know is I'm an INTJ, a Scorpio, and a Slytherin. All of which makes me sound like a villain but I promise I'm actually ridiculously polite and friendly. Mama raised me right

My go-to way to fall asleep has been listening to ASMR for 7 years now. Back in college, my apartment was literally right next to the freeway and it was always so loud that I needed to listen to something else. Which is when I discovered and delved into it for the first time and have stuck around ever since.

I have so many different names I'd consider changing mine to but I really like Aurora "Rory"

My brand-new favorite Redacted audio is Avior's S1 finale. I've been waiting for so long. Hopefully that doesn't give away who I am lol. Other favorites include all of Elliott's happy ones, the Elemental boys non-canon confessions (Huxley's is my favorite of the three), and almost all of Caelum's playlist. My son

I don't really get the hype for Yanderes in general but Blake in particular, like, I got nothin'.

I could literally stand in front of you and quote The Incredibles front to back, doing Very Bad Impressions of all the character voices, and bad vocal renditions of the soundtrack. I watched it every day when I was like 8-9. I love that movie.

I would also like Cam and Caelum to be my best friends.

Fun fact: my go-to ramble is also space! I watched one (1) Bill Nye video on the sun when I was like 8 or 9 and I was hooked. Fast forward to college and I got a 97% overall in Honors Astronomy my freshman year and my honors program advisor looked at my transcript and went, "How did you get that high of an A in Honors Astronomy?" and I was like, "It wasn't hard???" And my advisor goes, "Yes it is! No one gets that high of an A in Honors Astronomy." And I'm sitting there like, "Well, uh... I did." Also, in said Honors Astronomy class, the professor put up two nearly-identical graphics (emission spectrum of hydrogen) and asked what the difference between the top and bottom ones were and I raised my hand and said, "The bottom one is red-shifted" (not knowing he was about to introduce the Doppler Effect but already knowing what that was) and my professor stares at me for a solid 10 seconds in stunned silence and said, "I've been teaching this course for 20 years and you're the first one to get that question right on the first try." So... yeah. Big space nerd. 🌟

One other thing that says a lot about me is that I adore that the Redacted d(a)emon aesthetic is music and stars. Music was the first thing I was taught to love by my musician family, and the stars were the first thing I loved for myself.

Also if I were an Empowered race, I'd definitely be a Freelancer, but one with a heavy emphasis in Dreamwalking, Psychokinesis, Fire Elemental Command, and Electro Command. I'm not cool enough to be a specialized race. Oh man I'm a rambler. I'll stop now.

Don’t stop the rambling; I think it’s wonderful, and you know what? So would Lasko.

I think it’d be so cute to have a thoughtful and rambly partner for Lasko. Conversations are a push and pull, and I think Lasko is too often one or the other, trying so hard. Because of that, I imagine it would be so peaceful and quieting for him to not feel like he has to talk or contribute and to be able to just listen and be there for you.

Overall, Lasko is uniquely situated to uplift and care for you. INTJs (and Slytherins to an extent) are characterized as intelligent, ambitious, and virulently independent. Lasko, who strikes me somewhere on the brink of an ISFJ, would be a lovely partner for you in that his hardworking nature and ambition would not combat or stifle yours but would support it.

Song:

What's the hurry/ When you know that you've got me/ Don't you worry, I've nowhere to be/ Other than right next to you

I went looking specifically through my Lasko/OC playlist for this one, and I was not disappointed. Lasko is such a ride or die dude, you feel me? He’s so dedicated to the people he loves and the family he’s chosen, so once he chooses you, there’s nothing stopping him.

Runner-Ups:

Anton also strikes me as a wonderful listener; I can easily picture him tinkering with some machinery while nodding and humming and listening to you wax poetic about the music playing in his workshop. Vincent would also be a good listener, not by his own virtue but just by being a fuckin simp. He’s the type who’d have his chin perched on his hands, starry eyed and mooning as you infodump and trying his honest to god best to understand what you’re saying even if he has no clue.

Note: I don’t think you sound like a villain! I’m an INTJ, and my boyfriend is a Slytherin, so you’re in fantastic company in my opinion 💜

Want a match-up of your own? Read this post, and tell me about yourself!

#redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redactedaudio #redacted audio #redacted #busybee matches

[earthbovndmisfit]

HHHHHHHHAHAHAHA I just pictured Jonathan and Speedwagon being constantly all over each other like Squalo and Tiziano even in public

Sadly I'm not sure they could get away with that in 1800s England but imagine people just being completely confuzzled by it

--

"Dr. Joestar why is Mr. Speedwagon on your lap?"

Jonathan: "We're out of chairs." There's at least five more chairs.

"Ok but why are his arms around your shoulders?"

Jonathan: "He needs a place to rest his arms."

"YOU'RE LITERALLY TOUCHING HIS ABS."

Speedwagon: "His hands are cold."

Anon, you just reminded me of a very old art piece that I don't think I'd posted here before but that may fit this scenario very well...

"As long as I have a lap, Mister Speedwagon will always have a place to sit on. It's just 'simple courtesy'." -Dr. Jonathan Joestar, in some attempt to appease the rumors without having to take his hands away from his dear.

Also! Just adding on to what you mentioned about this kind of thing in the 1800s, surprisingly, it was possible to do this and get away with it, but there definitely had to be some degree of secrecy. This is probs going to turn into some kind of gay history lesson and I apologize beforehand ;u;

Back then, the "ancestors" of gay clubs were already a thing. They were known as molly houses and, though many believe they were exclusively male brothels, the reality is that most of the molly houses were basically "social clubs" for gay men. These were secret spots since male homosexuality was a huge taboo and was also illegal and could be punished by the law, so you basically had to literally search for them if you were interested in visiting those spots.

In those gay pubs, men were allowed to partake in many different activities that were deemed "inappropriate" for a man at the time, meaning that things like crossdressing, or just hanging out with your boyfriend, or seeking for a male partner, were all possible there. So, essentially, you could go there and gay as hard as you wanted "in public" without any real repercussions, as all the men there were also gay (and even if you were in bad blood with anyone there, chances are they wouldn't be able to out you before society since that would also out them in the process lol).

Molly houses aside, it wasn't as uncommon as one would think at first in some circles -mid-upper classes, though not exclusively- back then for a man to have a male "close friend" who was actually his boyfriend and who was always introduced and known in public as a "good friend :)". Some married men in these circles would do this too, as they too would have a male "close friend" who was their boyfriend, all this with the full knowledge and consent of the married man's wife. They would even start their own family with the 3 parenting the children the married couple eventually had. So, yeah! polycules, especially those consisting of a man and his wife and the married man's boyfriend (the married man's partners remaining as friends only), were a thing already back then, and they even had a specific name for this type of relationship: Menage-a-trois.

With all this in mind, it's safe to say there was a degree of complicity between the couple/polycule and the staff working for them at home (maids, butlers, coachmen, etc), as no one outside of the household should know what was going on, save for maybe some friends and veeery occasionally, the families of the partners.

All this yadda yadda said: Yesss~ That scenario may have been a lot more possible than one would think at first ;D

#amazing ask btw!!!! #they are just keeping each other warm and kissing the homie (full homo) your honor #jjba #jonathan joestar #speedwagon #jonawagon #phantom blood #speedguapo #speedjona #jonaspeed #speedstar #robert e o speedwagon #basurito #long post #sorry about the infodumping on you anon #i can be a huge nerd sometimes #;o;

[honoringthehorrific]

I watched Talk to me (2023) so you probably don't have to🙏🏼...

As always my friends spoilers are under the cut <3

This 2023 Australian horror shockingly wasn't my favorite...not every horror flick needs some deep meaning and maybe this one did have one to someone with more media literacy than me. Maybe this A24 film like it's predecessors has deep rooted layers to peel back that i just couldn't fathom. Or maybe not! I felt like the whole time I watched it I was getting whispers or notes of some sort of deeper meaning but I couldn't hone in on what the overarching message was besides...don't do stupid ghost shit because it's stupid and ultimately you will either go to hell or go crazy.

This movie I almost wanted to call babies first Serbian film before I felt that was too harsh. This movie however while the visuals and scares were amazing...the content was just lacking...big trigger warning the boyfriend Daniel makes out with a fucking dog. A scene that has no substance besides shock and disgust. It left me in the theater gagging wondering how they didn't pull that poor dog away from the possessed guy. The whole movie is a black girl's descent into hell. Which is...honestly sort of tasteless in my opinion...she's the only one who suffers so severely. Yeah sure the kid gets possessed and in hell and hurts himself but in the end he doesn't die like mia our protagonist. Jade the step sister kills her no problems.

To comment more on mia's suffering my partner pointed out all of her relationships are very shallow. The mother doesn't seem to like her too terribly, the father is almost nonexistent, jade treats her like she is expendable in the family and frequently tells her her ideas are bad (given...they are) and when the going gets rough freaks out on her multiple times. Their little brother treats her more as a friend and then there's her complicated past with Daniel the boyfriend. They're exes, but still friends, but maybe still have a thing for each other, but maybe it's one sided but also maybe it's not! And sure maybe all of this is to show us she's susceptible to the ghosts or demons or whatever they are. Maybe it's to show she's vulnerable, but they already introduced her dead mother being mimicked. I don't know why she couldn't have atleast had something good with her father.

The ending is predictable and leaves nothing to the imagination. She is dead. Yeah her step sister killed her and that's maybe the unexpected part but now she is part of this horrible party trick. Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200. The end...

Over all it's a decent horror movie. It's got good scares. I'd give it a 5/10 maybe a 4/10 in all honesty. I just can't see myself recommending this...not all horror needs to be intellectual hell the slasher genre is one of my favorites.....but you need to decide if you're mindless horror or if you aren't because it really puts your audience in a grey area in my opinion. I left the theater conflicted and knowing this was one I don't think I'll ever watch again.

#not an aesthetic #regurgitated reviews #horror #talk to me #talk to me (2023) #horror movie

[blorbologist]

Two for joy update!

Hit 30k and the Tary arc is done - the timeskip (and fluff I have planned for it) is so close I can taste it!

Have a lil sneak peek, for anyone watching my progress >:3c Under the cut!

“Oh darling,” Vex shushes. “Don’t you believe him!”

She palms one of the porous, spongestone type offerings Taryon had bought in handfuls at the bar below. “To shitty, shitty dads!”

Taryon taps his own stone to hers, seeming to catch the words only after he’s started to lift the - whatever it is. He gasps. “Wait! You have a shitty dad too??”

“The very shittiest,” says Vex. She knocks back the rock - best start working on whatever the Hells can offer for a hangover if she’s going to talk about this. Bad idea - it tinks against her teeth. She runs her tongue against them, to be sure nothing’s broken, as the odd essence seeps out and into her lips. Cold against her gums and tongue, like sinking your teeth into chips of ice, yet warm on the inhale. 

“He’s - gods - my dad took my brother and I from our mother out of some privilege. For our pedigree.” At least the magical alcohol - or meal, or whatever the nearest equivalent to this is - burns hot on the way down. Good enough a substitute. “He had never even met us! Can you imagine?”

Taryon nods with as much righteous disgust as he can muster. Apparently a lot. “Awful! How dare he?”

“How dare he!” Vex agrees. “Some bullshit about his blood in our veins meaning we were worth more than -”

“For the family legacy?” he offers. That indignity is replaced by wet sniffling again - incredible how quickly he can vault between emotions. Like a creaky tap turned on for the first time in years, spouting water and rust and debris in turn. “My father wanted a son - I just don’t think he wanted me.” 

“Not good enough for the bastard?”

Sniffs. “He doesn't like me. And he doesn't like the books I read, and he doesn't like that I like fantasy novels - and he doesn't like anything about me!” Taryon’s voice trails off, shrill and wobbly, as he nurses his rock. 

“I don’t have a head for - for property values, or sales, or trying to get good people into buying a bad deal! So everything is going to my sister!”

Vex frowns, gestures to the contraption - sorry, mechanical servant - at the door. Doty’s back is a cherry red glow by now. The companion, unperturbed, continues to inscribe their conversation dutifully. “But Taryon - he’s lovely, your Doty! Could your sister do something that incredible?”

Taryon shrugs. “Probably. Knowing her. Not like Doty counts as proving myself - I need to make a name for myself, a Darrington name.”

“Well,” she says, “I don’t think she’d have lasted a second in the Hells. Or managed to get here at all. And I know” - a swallow - “a few people who would be extremely impressed by Doty. He should be proud. You should be proud!”

“Really?”

“Mmhm.” Vex nods, offering a wink. Not one of her particularly useful ones, just - friendly. Yeah, friendly.

“Thank you,” Taryon mumbles. “This really - it means so very much to me, little elf -”

“If you call me that one more time,” she says, sweetly, “I’m going to introduce you to my pet.”

“Wasn’t that your wolf?”

She grins, jesting. Mostly. “Oh, no - he’s more of a business partner. That would be Trinket - a grizzly bear. His teeth are about this big.”

He nods, suitably chastised. There’s quiet - Vex rocks her odd rock in her hand. Its weight circles with the movement, as though a glass half full. Taryon looks at his own, lost in thought, before meeting her gaze, hesitant.

“Can you call me Tary?” He asks, weakly. 

Vex thinks back for a moment. Almost leans back to the wall until she remembers the heat of it. “Your friends call you Tary, right?”

He nods, a little meekly. 

She smiles. “Alright, Tary.”

--

“What do you mean those were souls? And no one thought to come and tell us?”

Vax crosses his arms over his chest defensively. “We didn’t think you’d get to stuffing your face immediately!”

“There’s no icecream in the Nine Hells! We needed comfort food and this is what they had!”

“I’m going to be sick,” Tary mumbles. 

Vex is inclined to agree. “Can Doty be used as a wastebin?” 

“No! Why would you even-”

#vex is the raven queen's champion au #my writing #critical role #cr fanfic #critical role fanfiction #critical role fanfic #vex'ahlia #cr vex #taryon darrington #cr tary #they're besties ur honor and also complete fucking dolts #behold! bonding!

[vancilocs]

even numbers till 40 with uuu girlie polycule trias/shyn/marcy aand a gandr and hassaleh ?

numbers. my enemy

2. Was it love at first sight?

Nope, though Marcy was flustered abt Shyn right away

No, arranged couple

4. What do physical trait do they love the most about each other?

Shyn likes Trias's height and muscles and Marcy's height and legs, Marcy likes Shyn's hips and arms

Gandr could write poetry about Hassaleh's eyes, she was always enchanted by his wings that looked golden in the sunlight

6. What random everyday object/activity makes them think of each other?

Shyn thinks of Trias every time she sees a knife, and Marcy when she sees a stack of papers or notes somewhere, Marcy thinks of Shyn when she sees a knife or brass knuckles

Anything feathery (decorations, quills, accessories, birds) makes Hassaleh think of Gandr and for him its anything gold or furry

8. Do they get along with each other’s friends and family?

Shyn's family was honestly happy she picked Marcy bc she's smart and responsible, they expected someone more like Trias (I dunno if Shyn has shown Trias off to them though), Marcy's family was wary about Shyn but grew to like her. Krea has reservations about Shyn and isn't particularly fond of bounty hunters, though he had never had a bad experience with Marcy. Otherwise their friends were fine with the partners

Hassaleh gets along with everyone and enchanted Gandr's entire entourage when she came to the castle, even his dad. Mom didn't really care about anything. From what Gandr was able to meet Hassaleh's family, they liked him a lot too

10. Have they had romantic partners before?

Probably, Shyn has had the most but Marcy has dated before too

Hassaleh had had some crushes that had the potential to develop but nothing real, Gandr was too busy working to date

12. Do they have potential to be healthy if they’re usually toxic?

I think Shyn and Trias had some potential to get toxic when Shyn got pregnant but they did manage to get through it

14. What song fits them perfectly?

I dunno

Haven't thought of it but this is always topical

16. Do they like the same food?

I would imagine yeah, at least Shyn and Marcy do

Yeah, sharing their respective cuisines when moving in together

18. What is their sex life like?

Marcy is relieved Shyn can get her rocks off elsewhere tbh, go get it babygirl your libido is higher. Shyn and Trias are filthy

Well they did what they could before Gandr got too ill. Man was not dying a virgin

20. Are they interested in marriage? Why or why not?

Not really, Shyn feels that marrying Marcy would leave Trias feeling like a third wheel

That was the point of them being introduced

22. Do you have other ships that resemble your OTP?

They're a very unique throuple

They really only share one person dying of an illness with Jens and Hahen

24. Are there any kinks or fetishes they share or don’t?

Shyn is a bit of an exhibitionist Marcy is not on board with

26. What holidays do they like?

I haven't come up with space or fantasy holidays lel

28. Are they jealous/possessive of each other?

Not really, they're already sharing so

Not at all

30. Do they enjoy dancing?

Shyn hits the club when she can and likes to have Trias with her to grind on, Marcy doesn't dance or go to the clubs

They did before Gandr's damned leg gave up on him

32. How do they comfort each other?

Marcy wants to talk and will ask what she can do, Shyn will bring snack, pet hair, hug and kiss about it

Just holding the other, petting hair, humming and swaying, nothing to really talk about

34. What’s their favorite nonsexual activity together?

Clubbing, breaking into abandoned places for Shyn with Trias, looking after Mint with Marcy or going to the public spa thingy with either

Just cuddling while reading out loud to the other

36. What is their favorite place to kiss the other? (Cheek, hand, closed eyelid, neck, nose, etc.)

Shyn kisses Trias on both her cheeks on the markings, also mouth and below the belt. Kisses Marcy on her hands and shoulders

Hassaleh kisses Gandr on his forehead, he kisses her on her hand

38. Have they ever hurt each other deliberately?

Nope

Nope

40. Who tries to distract the other when they’re trying to do something else?

Shyn, though Marcy is harder to distract than Trias probably is. Trias probably does it too though to Shyn

Neither, they let the other one do what they're doing or maybe even lend a hand

#i think im gonna have some cereal before i go to bed #need to make sure i have clean bowls for breakfast tomorrow tho #long oc thing

[frawn12]

ok, so what if it's June and seungmin is having a relatively nice day when his friend Y/N asks him if he wanted to go to a pride parade with her? Seungmin didn't think anything of but little did he know that Y/N had a not-so-little crush on him.  

When Seungmin texts his parents asking if he can go to the pride parade both of his parents reply saying no but in like a REALLY homophobic way (Bestie boo add details l8r).

"hey, Y/N sorry my parents said I couldn't go. Sorry."

"That's OK. We could just sneak you out of your house when your parents are sleeping or something.'"

"I mean we could. But what if my parents check my room because they know I snuck," Seungmin replied.

"It'll be ok. I have the perfect plan so that you won't get caught." Y/N said

"Fine, I'll go but only if you tell me your plan first."

"Come on, I'll tell you on the way to class."

seungmin and Y/N got to class and went to go sit down but before they had the chance they heard the teacher call Seungmin into the hallway.

"Ooh, somebody's in trouble," Y/N teased.

"shut up Y/N," Seungmin said walking into the hallway. When he and his teacher finally reached the hallway she said that there was a new student and if Seungmin wanted to show them around the school. He POLITELY declined the offer. But that's when she mentioned that this would involve extra credit. (oh so she bribed this hoe)(s you know how lee know danced to red lights in that one v-live well I just imagined him dancing the same way for TASTE).

(Author POV)

Seungmin really did need that extra credit if he was going to pass this class. Plus, he REALLY wanted to see who the new student was.

(BRING BRING) "Alright class, settle down. First order of business, we have a new student. Hyunjin do you mind introducing yourself to the class? " Seungmin looked up from his phone to look at the student he would be showing around the school. That's when his eyes were met with the most beautiful man on the planet. No, wait for the entire solar system.

"Hi, my name is Hwang hyunjin, my birthday is march 20. Um, what else.. Oh yeah, my family owns 5 businesses.

After Hyunjin introduced himself he just stood there awkwardly not knowing what to do next.

"Hyunjin you're going to sit next to Seungmin for today," ms. Puff said.

"Um.. I don't know wh-" Hyunjin said looking around, but that's when he saw a boy in the back corner of the room waving at him. so hyunjin made the walk over towards the boy. Before hyunjin had the chance to get to set his stuff down Seungmin started talking really fast.

"Hi, my name is Kim seungmin. I think its really cool that your parents own a lot of businesses. Wait, is their business 'HWANG enterprises'.

"um.. yea." hyunjin replied.

"ok, class. Now that you have your partners you can start working on the assignment"

(BRING BRING)

" I guess you guys will have to work on it at home." MS. Puff said

"Hey, do you think I can get your number so we can work on this later?"

"oh, yea sure It's 605-475-6968" hyunjin replied

"Thanks, man."

*Seungmins POV*

(Later that night)

"Mom, I'm home," Seungmin said.

"Your mom is not here, she had a late shift at work,"  Seungmins dad slurred out.

Seungmin let out a groan running to his room. When seungmin got to his room he felt his phone vibrate.

?Uknown number?: hey, cutie 😏 Seungmin: umm, do I know you?

?Unknown Number?: Yes, you do. it's hyunjin.

Seungmin: '(dont forget to add TW for shit like homophobic words and abuse also add TW for the smut bc idk i feel like seungmin would trust hyunjin enought o try some really kinky shit)ok so like what if seungmin or hyunjin are going through sum shit in the beginning and the other person sees them crying and asks whats wrong. and then the dude tells them and then they become friends and shit rijwefijewfijowdf they have been friends for some time at this point one dude realises he might have a crush on him but his parents are like so homophobic that if they find out them bitches will kick him out or smth worse and then seungmin not wanting to get kicked out if his parents house but also not wanting to spend alot of time overthere goes to teh only olace he feels comfortable. hyunjins house. this only solified his feeling for hyunjin tho. so one day when seungmin didnt come over hyunjin got worried adn tried to call him only to realise he was blocked. worried taht seungmins parents did something to him he hurriedly grabbed his keys adn ran to his car. *at seungs hous* (hyunjins pov)i ran to seungmins house bc i knew where he kept the key only to see the front door open a crack so i ran upstairs to his room and saw seungmin in his room throwing his stuff in a small box while sobbing uncontrollably."whats wrong seungmin"?"I came out to my parents and they told me i had 30 minutes to pack my stuff up and leave" seungmin said inbetween sobsi dint know what to say so i just held seungmin while he sobbed. after some time the boy calmed down a little bit" can i sleep at your house tonight" seungmin asked "sure you can stay as long as you like." As he said that the boys heard the door unlocked but at this pint seugmin barely had his stuff packed."We're home faggot" seungmins dad yelled as they heard the door slam close "Now get the fuck out before i call the police faggot ass". Not wanting to face his parents they snuck out of his window, luckily he had a ladder on the outside of his window for when he wanted to sneak out his house to see hyunjin. what he didnt think abut though was the fact that his parents were standing in the front doorway so before hyunjin and sengmin made the walk over to hyunjins house they were met with the glaring eyes of seugmins dad and the sad dissoproving eyes of his mother.The thing is both of seungmin's aprents are christian and homophobic so when seungmin came out to them they had different looks that said the same thing. like seungmin's dad looked at him with the most absolute look of discust on his face. his mom, well she tried to accept him fro who he is becuase he's her son and she loves him. But she also doesn't think it's normal to like someone of the same gender so she just left the room to cry. (add more shit if you want to later but ehh idk. I addded more shit but im keeping this here incase i need to add more ) after a kinda long walk of almost silence (seungmin was still crying because of what jsut happened) they finally reached hyunjins house. seunmgin was the first one to break the unbearable silence."Hey, do you have anything to eat im kinda hungry". "yeah, i still have the pizza that we ordered last night". hyunjin said "thanks". seungmin relpied"no problem"(bestie write details of when they ate the pizza but i think im gonna take a break writing this part cus i dont wanna drag this out longer than it needs to be)(smut because i only had enough brain power for angst yesterday)oh shit i realised that i can't jsut decide to write something i have a buch of ideas about i have to write a bullet idea and watch it turn into a whole thing (see above, becuase that stemmed from a one sentence idea that i had). so yea i think i will talk about when they ate pizza tuen that into some either jsut straight (gay) smut or like fluffy shit that turns into really nice fluffy smut or like fluffy shit that turns into kinky love making so that seungmin will shut the fuck up about his homophobic nutsak of a dad. but like anyways yea so:while seungmin and hyunjin were erating pizza seungmin decided to break the silince with a question."hey, hyunjin do you think its weird that i like men"? "not at all. To be honest with you i like men too" Hyunjin answered"really?" "why didnt you tell me?" seungmin asked " I thought you would be homophobic like your dad." hyunjin replied"well im not so.." sengmin said (silence)*a few LONG moments later*this time it was hyunjin who broke the silence " hey, seungmin can i asked you a question?" hyunjin asked sengmin was kinda scared what hyunjin was going to asked but he also wanted to know what he was going to tel him so after a couple seconds of silence he said "sure, you can tell me anything.""um.. well.. here goings nothing." hyunjin said nervously at this point seungmin was really scared at what hyunjin was going to say"ILIKEYOU." hunjin blurted out a "little" louder than expected"really?" seungmin said excidetly "because ive liked you for a while now. I jsut didnt want to tell you because i didnt know you liked males."(add more details to this later cus your dumbass got out of the writing headspace and texte sage)*after the pizza eating/slash connfession*after eating pizza they wanted to watch a movie but since they were to full to go to a movie theater, plus it was getting kind of late they decided to watch a movie at home."hey, seungmin what do you want to to watch?"(details from wattpad)"~m-mngh h-harder jinnie~." "*SMACK* that's not my name slut. ""~p-please sir, I'm sorry I'll be s-so good f'you" seungmin hiccuped"~ let me cum please NGH~ the boy practically screamed as hyunjin sped up to an inhuman speed. When hyunjin felt seungmins hole clench around him he let a groan while reaching around the boy's waist to stroke his member to finish him off. Just as seungmin was about to cum he heard a loud *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP* of his alarm. Letting out a groan he turned around to turn off the alarm. Getting up to go to the bathroom he realized the raging boner that is sitting (standing idk how tf to describe it but he's HARD, to say the least) in between his thighs. He knows it's wrong to masturbate to the thought of his friend, but he was running out of ideas on how to fix his 'little' problem. So with a sigh, he pulled down his pant inserting his hand into his boxer's stroking himself slowly because if he went any faster he wouldn't be able to control the moans and whines of hyunnjins name that left his mouth. (hyunjin Pov)when I woke up I heard some weird noises coming from the bathroom. wanting to make sure that seungmin was ok I slowly walked toward the bathroom. what I saw surprised me because it's not every day you see your best friend palming himself. the sight was breathtaking. I wanted to leave, but I couldn't take my eyes away from how pretty he looked with his dick in his hand. or the noises he made when he swiped his thumb over the tip. "hey, seungmin breakfast is ready," Hyunjin said."o-oh ok, I'll be right out" (add more to this mess of a story later cus i gotta add the ideas i had yesterday.)Ok so like what if like seungmin and hyunjin was like yk fucking and seungmin is like yk "s-sir can I come" and then the bitch hyunjin is all like sure but you won't be able to top cumming after (and oh boy how he was right) as a punishment for disobeying me (yk cus hyunjin told him he wasn't allowed to. but since didn't listen to him when he said that, he told seungmin that if he could go the rest of the night without touching hyunjin he would get a treat so like yea. seungmin was doing ok for the first couple of orgasms but it was like something in him snapped by the third one that made him want to be bad but he also wanted to be a good boy for hyunjin, cus good boys don't get punished. so when he was close to cumming for the third time he asked hyunjin if he could touch him. but hyunjin being the dramatic bitch he is decided to teach seungmin by going faster (if even possible) and grabbing both of the younger wrists with one of his hands and saying "idk can you". hyunjin's words were enough to make seungmin cum hard enough for him to see stars. but hyunjin wasn't done with the boy yet, because this bitch has the fucking stamina of a god damn jackrabbit apparently. (add more fucking details cus yea your dumbass didn't add enough for this shit done to be done )oh yea aftercare too.after the after shit, they just watched finding dory. cus why the fuck not.ehhwhwhrwhrwhwhhehewh so i wrote angst and smut and now time to elaborate on the after care and then write sum fluff that didnt start out as smut or but like yea ill probably write it during lunch or something and maybe ask sage to read this cus why tf not. bro that means she'll read my notes and she'll also be reading the angst.so.. sage if you got this far umm... hey (aftercare time besties)~ngh, Im gonna vum~ seungmin said inbetween moans"hold on baby, me too". the older saidwith one last sharp thrust into seungmin's asshole the boys came with loud grunts and moans.(girl, if you show this to sage and they ask why this is so sloppy adn rushed, its because literally 10:30 at night. Im tired adn I only wrote this for the aftercare) hyunjin collapsed onto the other, careful not to put his full weight on the boy. after a few minutes of cuddling (bestie write more for the cuddling) the semen (ewww) started getting cold and sticky. hyunjin tried to get up, but he underestimated seungmins strength, because just as he started to get up he felt a pair of strong but gentle grip his arms. "seung, i have to get a washcloth to clean us off". "no, don't leave". seungmin said in a whiny voice "I have to. Unless you wanna wake up and be all sticky because you refused to let me clean us up. After hyunjin put it that way seungmin let him go. when hyunjin came back with two warm washrags in his hand seungmin immediately spread his legs and let hyunjin clean all of the cum that escaped (girl wtf this isn't fucking Alcatraz) (a little while later) after hyunjin was done cleaning up seungmin he got all of the cum stained blankets and put them in the wash. what he forgot was that the other members had spare keys to his house. so ig you could say he shouldnt be surprised when he saw Felix and changbin in the kitchen eating his pizza. "wtf are you guys doing here?" hyunjin questioned the two " I dont know seungmin just told me that their was pizza so we came to get some." Felix said "but then we heard some weird noises  coming from your room. so we decided to just wait until you guy's were done to anounce our presence." changbin continued 'uhm.... well you guys can have the pizza. but can you come back tomorrow.. hyunjin didn't get to finish his sentence becuase thats when seungmin came out of hyunjin and his room COMPLETLY naked and asked hyunjin "hey, are you going to come back soon? cuz it's getting kinda cold". (Shit from tumblr)"W-well you see that's the thing," Seungmin stuttered out."It's u-um 50 shades of grey," seungmin mumbled. Hyunjin just stared at the boy in "pure" disbelief."I-I mean you don't have to. I-it's just my friends have all watched it and im the only one that hasn't watched it and nobody will watch it with me." seungmin stuttered. Hyunjin gave the boy a reassuring smile."Sure, I'll watch it with you," hyunjin said. Hyunjin let seungmin inside his house and they got the movie situated and were about to go sit down when seungmin said, "wait, what about the snacks.""Oh, yeah. Can't forget about the snacks now can we darling," Hyunjin said with a smirk on his face. Watching the movie was going relatively smoothly..... until the sex scene. That's when shit went ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT CRAZY. I'm talking seungmin in his seat (this seat being hyunjins lap) squirming like a worm on a hook during shark week. hyunjin is "slightly" annoyed that seungmin won't STOP FUCKING MOVING (and maybe even a little aroused but shh don't tell anyone). Did i mention hyunjin was also trying to hide his now fully hard boner while also trying to remain composure so that seungmin didn't think he was a weirdo?(Seungmin POV)i was just watching the movie when the sex scene started playing. Not having watched anything like this before, I tried hiding my eyes. After a little while, I noticed something poking my ass. Having an idea as to what it might be, I started wiggling my ass. (Hyunjin POV)Seungmin started grinding his ass onto hyunjins clothed member. but hyunjin wasn't having it. So he grabbed his hips making the boy stop his ministrations. 'Now princess if you don't stop your going to get punished." hyunjin growled into the shorters ear. Seungmin whimpered at hyunjins words. '(dont forget to add TW for shit like homophobic words and abuse also add TW for the smut bc idk i feel like seungmin would trust hyunjin enought o try some really kinky shit)ok so like what if seungmin or hyunjin are going through sum shit in the beginning and the other person sees them crying and asks whats wrong. and then the dude tells them and then they become friends and shit rijwefijewfijowdf they have been friends for some time at this point one dude realises he might have a crush on him but his parents are like so homophobic that if they find out them bitches will kick him out or smth worse and then seungmin not wanting to get kicked out if his parents house but also not wanting to spend alot of time overthere goes to teh only olace he feels comfortable. hyunjins house. this only solified his feeling for hyunjin tho. so one day when seungmin didnt come over hyunjin got worried adn tried to call him only to realise he was blocked. worried taht seungmins parents did something to him he hurriedly grabbed his keys adn ran to his car. *at seungs hous* (hyunjins pov)i ran to seungmins house bc i knew where he kept the key only to see the front door open a crack so i ran upstairs to his room and saw seungmin in his room throwing his stuff in a small box while sobbing uncontrollably."whats wrong seungmin"?"I came out to my parents and they told me i had 30 minutes to pack my stuff up and leave" seungmin said inbetween sobsi dint know what to say so i just held seungmin while he sobbed. after some time the boy calmed down a little bit" can i sleep at your house tonight" seungmin asked "sure you can stay as long as you like." As he said that the boys heard the door unlocked but at this pint seugmin barely had his stuff packed."We're home faggot" seungmins dad yelled as they heard the door slam close "Now get the fuck out before i call the police faggot ass". Not wanting to face his parents they snuck out of his window, luckily he had a ladder on the outside of his window for when he wanted to sneak out his house to see hyunjin. what he didnt think abut though was the fact that his parents were standing in the front doorway so before hyunjin and sengmin made the walk over to hyunjins house they were met with the glaring eyes of seugmins dad and the sad dissoproving eyes of his mother.The thing is both of seungmin's aprents are christian and homophobic so when seungmin came out to them they had different looks that said the same thing. like seungmin's dad looked at him with the most absolute look of discust on his face. his mom, well she tried to accept him fro who he is becuase he's her son and she loves him. But she also doesn't think it's normal to like someone of the same gender so she just left the room to cry. (add more shit if you want to later but ehh idk. I addded more shit but im keeping this here incase i need to add more ) after a kinda long walk of almost silence (seungmin was still crying because of what jsut happened) they finally reached hyunjins house. seunmgin was the first one to break the unbearable silence."Hey, do you have anything to eat im kinda hungry". "yeah, i still have the pizza that we ordered last night". hyunjin said "thanks". seungmin relpied"no problem"(bestie write details of when they ate the pizza but i think im gonna take a break writing this part cus i dont wanna drag this out longer than it needs to be)(smut because i only had enough brain power for angst yesterday)oh shit i realised that i can't jsut decide to write something i have a buch of ideas about i have to write a bullet idea and watch it turn into a whole thing (see above, becuase that stemmed from a one sentence idea that i had). so yea i think i will talk about when they ate pizza tuen that into some either jsut straight (gay) smut or like fluffy shit that turns into really nice fluffy smut or like fluffy shit that turns into kinky love making so that seungmin will shut the fuck up about his homophobic nutsak of a dad. but like anyways yea so:while seungmin and hyunjin were erating pizza seungmin decided to break the silince with a question."hey, hyunjin do you think its weird that i like men"? "not at all. To be honest with you i like men too" Hyunjin answered"really?" "why didnt you tell me?" seungmin asked " I thought you would be homophobic like your dad." hyunjin replied"well im not so.." sengmin said (silence)*a few LONG moments later*this time it was hyunjin who broke the silence " hey, seungmin can i asked you a question?" hyunjin asked sengmin was kinda scared what hyunjin was going to asked but he also wanted to know what he was going to tel him so after a couple seconds of silence he said "sure, you can tell me anything.""um.. well.. here goings nothing." hyunjin said nervously at this point seungmin was really scared at what hyunjin was going to say"ILIKEYOU." hunjin blurted out a "little" louder than expected"really?" seungmin said excidetly "because ive liked you for a while now. I jsut didnt want to tell you because i didnt know you liked males."(add more details to this later cus your dumbass got out of the writing headspace and texte sage)*after the pizza eating/slash connfession*after eating pizza they wanted to watch a movie but since they were to full to go to a movie theater, plus it was getting kind of late they decided to watch a movie at home."hey, seungmin what do you want to to watch?"(details from wattpad)"~m-mngh h-harder jinnie~." "*SMACK* that's not my name slut. ""~p-please sir, I'm sorry I'll be s-so good f'you" seungmin hiccuped"~ let me cum please NGH~ the boy practically screamed as hyunjin sped up to an inhuman speed. When hyunjin felt seungmins hole clench around him he let a groan while reaching around the boy's waist to stroke his member to finish him off. Just as seungmin was about to cum he heard a loud *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP* of his alarm. Letting out a groan he turned around to turn off the alarm. Getting up to go to the bathroom he realized the raging boner that is sitting (standing idk how tf to describe it but he's HARD, to say the least) in between his thighs. He knows it's wrong to masturbate to the thought of his friend, but he was running out of ideas on how to fix his 'little' problem. So with a sigh, he pulled down his pant inserting his hand into his boxer's stroking himself slowly because if he went any faster he wouldn't be able to control the moans and whines of hyunnjins name that left his mouth. (hyunjin Pov)when I woke up I heard some weird noises coming from the bathroom. wanting to make sure that seungmin was ok I slowly walked toward the bathroom. what I saw surprised me because it's not every day you see your best friend palming himself. the sight was breathtaking. I wanted to leave, but I couldn't take my eyes away from how pretty he looked with his dick in his hand. or the noises he made when he swiped his thumb over the tip. "hey, seungmin breakfast is ready," Hyunjin said."o-oh ok, I'll be right out" (add more to this mess of a story later cus i gotta add the ideas i had yesterday.)Ok so like what if like seungmin and hyunjin was like yk fucking and seungmin is like yk "s-sir can I come" and then the bitch hyunjin is all like sure but you won't be able to top cumming after (and oh boy how he was right) as a punishment for disobeying me (yk cus hyunjin told him he wasn't allowed to. but since didn't listen to him when he said that, he told seungmin that if he could go the rest of the night without touching hyunjin he would get a treat so like yea. seungmin was doing ok for the first couple of orgasms but it was like something in him snapped by the third one that made him want to be bad but he also wanted to be a good boy for hyunjin, cus good boys don't get punished. so when he was close to cumming for the third time he asked hyunjin if he could touch him. but hyunjin being the dramatic bitch he is decided to teach seungmin by going faster (if even possible) and grabbing both of the younger wrists with one of his hands and saying "idk can you". hyunjin's words were enough to make seungmin cum hard enough for him to see stars. but hyunjin wasn't done with the boy yet, because this bitch has the fucking stamina of a god damn jackrabbit apparently. (add more fucking details cus yea your dumbass didn't add enough for this shit done to be done )oh yea aftercare too.after the after shit, they just watched finding dory. cus why the fuck not.ehhwhwhrwhrwhwhhehewh so i wrote angst and smut and now time to elaborate on the after care and then write sum fluff that didnt start out as smut or but like yea ill probably write it during lunch or something and maybe ask sage to read this cus why tf not. bro that means she'll read my notes and she'll also be reading the angst.so.. sage if you got this far umm... hey (aftercare time besties)~ngh, Im gonna vum~ seungmin said inbetween moans"hold on baby, me too". the older saidwith one last sharp thrust into seungmin's asshole the boys came with loud grunts and moans.(girl, if you show this to sage and they ask why this is so sloppy adn rushed, its because literally 10:30 at night. Im tired adn I only wrote this for the aftercare) hyunjin collapsed onto the other, careful not to put his full weight on the boy. after a few minutes of cuddling (bestie write more for the cuddling) the semen (ewww) started getting cold and sticky. hyunjin tried to get up, but he underestimated seungmins strength, because just as he started to get up he felt a pair of strong but gentle grip his arms. "seung, i have to get a washcloth to clean us off". "no, don't leave". seungmin said in a whiny voice "I have to. Unless you wanna wake up and be all sticky because you refused to let me clean us up. After hyunjin put it that way seungmin let him go. when hyunjin came back with two warm washrags in his hand seungmin immediately spread his legs and let hyunjin clean all of the cum that escaped (girl wtf this isn't fucking Alcatraz) (a little while later) after hyunjin was done cleaning up seungmin he got all of the cum stained blankets and put them in the wash. what he forgot was that the other members had spare keys to his house. so ig you could say he shouldnt be surprised when he saw Felix and changbin in the kitchen eating his pizza. "wtf are you guys doing here?" hyunjin questioned the two " I dont know seungmin just told me that their was pizza so we came to get some." Felix said "but then we heard some weird noises  coming from your room. so we decided to just wait until you guy's were done to anounce our presence." changbin continued 'uhm.... well you guys can have the pizza. but can you come back tomorrow.. hyunjin didn't get to finish his sentence becuase thats when seungmin came out of hyunjin and his room COMPLETLY naked and asked hyunjin "hey, are you going to come back soon? cuz it's getting kinda cold". (Shit from tumblr)"W-well you see that's the thing," Seungmin stuttered out."It's u-um 50 shades of grey," seungmin mumbled. Hyunjin just stared at the boy in "pure" disbelief."I-I mean you don't have to. I-it's just my friends have all watched it and im the only one that hasn't watched it and nobody will watch it with me." seungmin stuttered. Hyunjin gave the boy a reassuring smile."Sure, I'll watch it with you," hyunjin said. Hyunjin let seungmin inside his house and they got the movie situated and were about to go sit down when seungmin said, "wait, what about the snacks.""Oh, yeah. Can't forget about the snacks now can we darling," Hyunjin said with a smirk on his face. Watching the movie was going relatively smoothly..... until the sex scene. That's when shit went ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT CRAZY. I'm talking seungmin in his seat (this seat being hyunjins lap) squirming like a worm on a hook during shark week. hyunjin is "slightly" annoyed that seungmin won't STOP FUCKING MOVING (and maybe even a little aroused but shh don't tell anyone). Did i mention hyunjin was also trying to hide his now fully hard boner while also trying to remain composure so that seungmin didn't think he was a weirdo?(Seungmin POV)i was just watching the movie when the sex scene started playing. Not having watched anything like this before, I tried hiding my eyes. After a little while, I noticed something poking my ass. Having an idea as to what it might be, I started wiggling my ass. (Hyunjin POV)Seungmin started grinding his ass onto hyunjins clothed member. but hyunjin wasn't having it. So he grabbed his hips making the boy stop his ministrations. 'Now princess if you don't stop your going to get punished." hyunjin growled into the shorters ear. Seungmin whimpered at hyunjins words. 

[birbthebird]

Yandere! Red Son x Reader—

HeadCanons

[@unknownwolf1996, ask and you shall receive :)]

♛ Red son is most definitely familiar with romantic and intimate relationships but doesn’t see the big deal about it, y’know?

♛ On the outside, he pretends he sees marriage and relationships as a contract. A deal between two people who are together for mutual benefit.

♛ But on the inside, this boy is a hopeless romantic.

♛ He’s seen the strong love held between his parents and would want that as well, but he doesn’t want just any relationship.

♛ He would want a partner who is strong enough to go against him but is also able to handle his short temper and still give him affection at the end of the day.

♛ But he never thought such a person would exist so he instead drowned himself in work to forget about his growing desire.

♛ So you can imagine his reaction when he first saw you: his starry wide eyes, mouth agape, butterflies formed from the depth of his stomach, a blush crept up to his cheeks.

The one person he wished he could have in relationship was right in front of him, fighting his bull clones with quick and hard movements. Your beautiful bare body barely being covered by your swimwear garments made him feel excited,

you were everything he ever wanted!

♛ But just before he could send his bull clones to capture you, Noodle Boy and his damn posse showed up. Giving you a chance to escape while he was distracted, away from him.

♛ After his defeat and return to his home, Red Son immediately began his investigation to find you. Once he learned your home address and your location, Red Son then began to do research about you.

♛ Your favorite food, color, movies, your birthday, your family members, your friends, he wants to know everything about his beloved before he reunites with them again.

And I mean everything.

♛ Red Son shuts himself away in his lab trying to write out the perfect plan to meet with you again. So much so, his parents start to notice and with great concern towards their sons health, they send him out on missions to distract him or least get some sense of fresh air.

♛ Once they learn of his obsession for you, they’re on board with helping their son capture you, even if they don’t want to.

♛ But when Spider Queen attacked and captured his father behind his mothers back, Red sons plan to reunite with you was ruined. The worst part was learning you were under spider queens control, ultimately being the main reason why he teamed up with Noodle Boy and his team.

♛ He had to make sure he’d save you at all cost, oh yeah, and his dad too.

♛ When the antidote was doused onto the people of the city and Spider Queen was defeated, you ultimately became paranoid.

♛ Even when you had the strength to fight, you were still put under that damn spiders control and had no control of your movements, only your thoughts.

♛ What was supposed to be your normal day soon became a nightmare in just second, what if another powerful being showed up again? Only stronger and this time, what if no one will be able to save you again?

♛ The desperation to get stronger for protection grew everyday, you’d train everyday, you’d train until you couldn’t move anymore and even when you rested— you’d learn battle and fighting strategies before training again.

♛ Red son would see your distress and use it to his advantage. He’d appear to you with his army of bull clones, overwhelming you with their large number, after Red Son introduces himself to you— he’d offer to protect you from anything that threatens your safety, all he asks is your hand in marriage. You’d be stumped, you remembered his immense strength back at the weather station and you did value your life, a lot actually.

♛ Having an ally like Red son would guarantee your safety from beings you aren’t able to defeat, but marrying him? That’s a little too fast for you.

“Alright… but let’s just date for now, I don’t want to go too far y’kno—“

“PERFECT! FOR NOW ON, YOU’RE UNDER MY PROTECTION AND MY PARTNER!!”

♛ Red Son expected you agree but even though he get didn’t your hand in marriage, that’s still a win!

The dudes desperate, he’ll take what he can get.

#red son #Lmk #lego monkie kid #yandere x reader #Reader Insert #Red Son x Reader #x reader #idk what to tag lol #idk what I’m doing

[julsvu]

teen romance — camilo madrigal

synopsis : how i imagine dating camilo would be like <3 also my 1st post :o

contains : camilo having identity issues, some cuss words

the fluff :D

oh boy, the moment u agreed for him to be ur boyfriend, ya better be ready for an adventure.

camilo would be smiling so hard once u accept his confession skfbske, like the mf just won the lottery. (i mean he kinda did but yk /hj)

ok so like

i feel like he would smother u in affection everytime he sees u

but he'll respect it if u aren't comfy w that

he would be lowkey nervous abt pda but at the same time he has u as an s/o now, he has a good reason to flex and shower u in affection 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

mf was whipped and will always be whipped for u

ure prob just as whipped as him tho

maybe more than him /j

ANYWAYS

he would def like dancing with u, just jamming to random music in his room or dancing in the town, not caring if a ton of ppl r watching u guys 😍😍😍

literally hes so romantic and such a gentleman during ur relationship :((

felíx raised him well

constant cuddling sessions w him :((

also a warning; just bcs u guys r dating doesnt mean he would stop pranking u LMAOOO

during dates, he would literally make u go to his room and have a romantic ass date there by him shifting the room into a romantic theme or sumth

like OMG??

he would be such a gentleman bruh :((

also when you meet his family or when he introduces u to them, they would accept you immediately.

they would tell u embarrassing childhood stories abt him

and how annoying camilo was gushing about u when u two werent dating (dolores def said that as revenge when camilo was teasing her for mariano LMAOO)

pepa and felíx would be vv happy that u make their son happy

literally a bit of rain would drop on u bcs of pepa's tear's of joy, but felíx would ofc calm her down

they're so proud that camilo found the love of his life :((

they also sometimes see themselves in u guys when they were younger

and alma would prob be hesitant, but she will accept u after sometime, dont worry :D

overall his family would accept u, and would see u as their family as well 2!

the angst D:

when he is experiencing identity issues, he most likely wouldn't be that open abt it, like he would lock himself in his room, wondering if the reflection he's looking at the mirror is rlly him or not :(

and u would wonder where did camilo go throughout the day, cuz usually u guys hangout w eachother after chores.

so u go to casita, and went to his room, finding himself staring at the mirror and tears in his eyes.

the sight broke you.

and once camilo heard his room door open, he looks at u with a shocked face, tears still in his eyes

and you didn't hesitate to run to him and hug him, rubbing his back, asking him whats wrong.

"why do you love me, (name)? when I don't even know who am i.."

"camilo, i love you because of the way you smile, the way your eyes brighten up when you see something you like, the way you're so brave, not hesitating to do anything risky, the way you let me out of my shell, the way you make people laugh — the way you do everything. you're camilo madrigal. the boy i fell inlove with, the boy who makes me happy, and my first and forever love."

yeah he cried more after that,,

he was just so glad he has a partner like u :((

ok anyways moving on for the arguments

i actually dont know what u guys would be arguing abt but ig imagine u guys argue and yk big fight and stuff sad

fortunately, the both of u prob wouldn't stay mad for eachother that long

the only thing unfortunate was for dolores, she heard the sad ass argument while she was just trying to talk to mariano ☹️☹️

OK ANYWAYS

so like camilo would prob try making up to u by forcing u to talk to him once he sees u in town again, he does not care if ure talking to someone else or sumth

so like u guys go to somewhere private, and a silence fills the air until u say: "what do you want, camilo."

ouch

but, camilo was determined to apologize and fix everything alright?

he looked at you, and said sorry about the argument and how he wasn't really thinking about what he was saying, and promised to do better and be much more aware next time, instead of being careless.

ofc, u apologized as well and accepted his apology :D

the end !! hope ya enjoyed it hehe <3

© 2022 JULSVU. all rights reserved. please don't plagiarize, translate, put in other websites or copy my work without permission. ty!

#camilo madrigal x reader #camilo x reader #encanto x reader #camilo my beloved

[tsmukanii]

The Addams Family pt. 2

I wasn't expecting part 1 to blow up but I was rushing a bit so this might not be as good but still enjoy!

“Greetings vile waste of space.” The murderous expression your sister wore, warmed your heart as you could tell she missed using you as target practice.

“Now now Wednesday, not in front of the guests. You can bond with your sister at tea time.” Your mother Morticia says as she materializes by the front door.

“Not if she poisons me first.” You mutter knowing that they heard you but Wanda doesn’t know that as she hits your stomach at the accusation.

“What? It’s her favorite game!” You try to justify but Wanda just gives you a stern look. Huffing, you move to greet your mother.

As you approach, Morticia moves to greet you with air kisses. “Oh welcome home my darling. You must not stay away for so long again, your father tends to drone on about Thing not being a good sparring partner.”

“Ahem, yes of course. Uh mother I would like you to meet Wanda and Natasha. Lovelies, this is my mother, Morticia.” As you introduce them you notice Natasha looks slightly nervous, well as nervous as the spy could be.

“Ah you two must be Y/N’s mates! Its such a pleasure to meet you! And on such a marvelous day as well!” You suppress the urge to facepalm at your mother’s last comment….the sky was so dark and cloudy with no glimpse of the sun.

“Ah right!…Its lovely to meet you as well Mrs. Addams!” You smile at Natasha’s words,surprised at her taking the initiative.

“Well please come in! I look forward to-“

Your mother is suddenly cut off by a loud clashing coming from inside but already knowing the sound,you head back to the car to help Lurch with the bags but not noticing your being followed.

“So why exactly were you keeping these women a secret?” Sighing you turn around to answer your sister.

“I wasn’t keeping them a secret, I just wasn’t ready for them to meet you all.”

“Such a shame, they would have made fine test subjects at my birthday.”

“….Wednesday you got an electric chair for your brithday.”

“Precisely.” Having enough of your sister you take your bags into the house where you are greeted with the sight of Wanda using her powers to spar with your father.

“Aha! Marvelous! You can almost rival Y/N as the best sparring partner!” But as the words leave his mouth, Wanda gets the upper hand as the knocks his sword away leaving him to put his hands up in surrender.

“Very impressive. Y/N where have you been hiding this one?”

“I haven’t been hiding anyone father.” You say as you move closer to your family, quickly glancing at your girlfriends.

“Sure seems like it.” You snap your head towards the stairwell where your little brother stood. Surely he didn’t expect anyone to hear him but you did.

Remembering the shuriken Wednesday greeted you with, you decide to greet Pugsley in the same way, his eyes widening as he can’t even move as it nicks his ear.

“Care to repeat that?”

“Y/N! What the hell!” You cringe at the scold. Slowly turning to look at Wanda whose eyes turn the slightest bit red.

“He’s being a little-“

“I don’t care! You don’t throw things at your family!”

“Uh Wanda-“ You look over to Natasha who tries to reason with her but to no avail.

“Honestly is this what you normally do around here? Torment your little brother?”

“…..Pretty much yeah.”

You can only imagine what’s going through their minds as they take in your blank face at that statement. And knowing that Wanda can’t read yours is probably adding to her frustration.

“Wait wait…so you’re telling me…that you actually torment your brother? Like for fun?”

“Well I mostly torment Wednesday and then we tag team Pugsley.” You don’t want to admit it but you want to tell them the truth.

“Wait Y/N, you didn’t tell them about us? Well how can you have a relationship if they don’t know-“

“Ah darling, maybe we should leave them to talk, yes?”

“Don’t bother…I need to take a walk.”

“Wait Wanda-“

“Just leave me alone.” Sighing you do as she asks but then you look to Natasha who shakes her head in disbelief and walks off after Wanda.

“Shit.”

#wandanat x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #avengers x reader #the addams family #black widow x reader #scarlett witch x reader

[ezm-imagines]

okay a drabble?

bucky x mom!reader where reader's daughter calls bucky dad for the first time and they have a super soft moment and bucky takes on the dad role and picks her up from school and everything

i hope this is okay!

family additions (bb imagine)

Word Count: ~650

Tags: Mom!Reader

“Hey, sweetheart,” you crouched down to get on eye level with your daughter Rosie, “How would you feel about Bucky picking you up from school today? He can take you to Baskin Robbins!”

“No way, really!” She buzzed with excitement and darted over to Bucky to give him a leg hug, her small form barely reaching his waist, “Yes please!”

Bucky met your eye with a grin and soft eyes, and you mirrored it back.

You’d been working on a lot of small steps to integrate Bucky into your family slowly. You knew how upset kids could get when parents’ new partners were forced on them. And it was way too important for Rosie to like Bucky for you to risk anything.

You were working your way up bit by bit, going on dinners and walks together but making sure that the majority of your time with your daughter was without Bucky. You didn’t want her to feel replaced or demoted in your life— not that she ever could be.

But she was taking to Bucky fabulously, and you could tell how touched he was at that. You remembered the night before you introduced them, him spooning you in bed and whispering softly his biggest fear: “She’s going to be so scared of me.”

You had turned around immediately and taken his already wet face in your hands, assuring him she absolutely would not. And she hadn’t, even for a moment. In fact, she had curiously asked about his gloves and excitedly begged him to show her his hands. She’d marvelled at the metal arm with big wide eyes, and asked if she could tell her friends. He looked at you with wide, surprised eyes from such a reaction. You’d only laughed and gave him a reassuring smile. After that, she actually requested that he be invited to things.

But now you were working on the first steps of getting them to spend alone time together without you. Part of you was nervous, but you trusted them to bond well. They were both amazing, and you trusted their ability to recognize each other as amazing people, too.

Snap back to now, and you could tell Bucky was elated at her response. You gave him a thumbs up out of her eyesight.

“Can I get a double scoop!?”

“Only if you’re good at school, kiddo,” he leaned down to meet her eyes and not-so-whispered, “Otherwise you’ll get three scoops,” he winked at her.

Rosie grinned and turned back to you, shocked, “Really?!”

“No! Not really,” you argued, grabbing Rosie’s backpack off the kitchen counter and helping it onto her, “He’s being a punk. And a liar, because we both know he likes you too much to not give you a triple scoop either way.”

Bucky chuckled, and Rosie “boo-yah”ed.

“Alright, well, have a lovely day at school sweetheart,” you too her lunchbox from Bucky’s fingers and handed it over, “And let Miss Patty know you won’t be riding the bus back home after school.”

“Okay, Mommy.”

You stood up and opened the front door, already seeing the bus pulling up from down the street.

“Alright, baby, gimme a hug,” you scooped her up into your arms and she squeezed back as hard as her little body could, “I love you 3000, Ros.”

“Love you, too!”

The bus came to a stop and she pulled away from your arms, “Bye Mommy! Bye Daddy!” And she ran off down the pathway.

You froze, your eyes flickering to Bucky who was now standing beside you.

“Babe, did you...?”

“Yeah.”

You watched your little girl climb onto the bus and give you one last wave. You both managed through your surprise to wave again and close the door.

When you met Bucky’s eyes finally, you say he was crying.

You grinned and took his hand, “Looks like we’re making more progress than we thought, baby.”

He fought back his tears with a watery smile and squeezed your hand, “Yeah. We are, aren’t we?”

AAHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP THIS MAKES ME GO INSANE

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