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sam-dugesian · 5 months

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"If your man does the dishes he's gay"

Arnold Schwartzenegger

Sylverter Stallone

Bruce Willis

Wesley Snipes

Denzel Washington

Keanu Reaves

Shaq

Shaft

Mr. T

Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee

Jackie Chan

Chris Rock

Will Smith

Dr. Dre

Tupac

Snoop Dogg

Dwane Johnson

Vin Diesel

Michael Jordan

and here's the best part of all are you ready for this?

that's right

so misogynists... what song do you want played at your funeral?

#super straight #idiots will be stupid #you're welcome

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mountainshroom · 1 month

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Rewatching atla with my mom and it is illegal how much they slayed in the kyoshi warrior makeup in their respective episodes LIKE??

#good for them good for them #they are so stupid so idiots no brain activity can be seen when they are in the same room #idiot besties!!#atla #avatar the last airbender #sokka #aang #avatar aang #art #my art #fanart #digital art

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sadbenedict · 3 months

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idea from this tweet

this is canon.

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 4 months

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Gojo "Touch Starved" Satoru

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skeletood · 3 months

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the way they like each other is. unique. to say the least.

#homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #johndave #davejohn #pepsicola #hammertime #a skele fanart #my art #theyre so stupid #sooooo stupid #the way they see past the brick walls they put up. idiots.#john watches dave not know how to tie his shoes and is like *dreamy sigh*#and im right #lol

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questdesign · 9 months

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#stupid idiot ilu #this is a multiplayer run where im playing as astarion and my friends are karlach and gale #VERY fun so far would recommend #bg3

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starwarjotta · 7 months

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Day 3 - cloak thankfully Obi-Wan's robe cloak is big enough to wrap around a certain Commander who might've been tossed into the freezing river during a mission oh and when there's a chance to make something even more Codywan? ofc I'll do it, here's a bonus

it was a long mission, okay

#codywan #CODYWAN #ofc codywan #star wars #starwarstober23 #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #any chance to have Cody wrapped up in Obi-Wan's oversized robe is taken in this blog #it warm and soft and big okay #very comfy #also Cody is so done #stupid missions with stupid rivers #Cody is soaked and he's not happy about it #Obi-Wan thinks he's kinda cute all drenched like that especially since he's grumpy about it #but also doesn't want him to catch a cold so ofc he'll give Cody his cloak robe thing #which makes Cody even CUTER in his opinion #idiots in love #btw did I mention CODYWAN

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caramelldansenu · 1 month

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bonus sketches

kittys first sneeze

#art #fanart #drawing #sketch #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl narinder #it goes on random angry tangents when it feels even a little bit pissed off #lamb: pass the salt please :D narinder: you're useless you cant even get up to get your own salt stupid dumb lazy idiot #shams and the lamb constantly hang out with it so it doesn't feel lonely everytime they see it sitting alone they go; ohhhh :((#it finds this extremely annoying

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furious-fish · 1 month

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if it turns out jurgen leitner is still alive down there jonny you better watch your fucking back i swear

#stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner etc etc #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tma #the magnus archives

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nocek · 9 months

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Peter's foolproof plan for Mayday's first bday party (one of many):

step one: distract Miguel with magic baby

step two: profit...?

step three: there is a bonus:

#miguel o'hara #mayday parker #peter b parker #mj parker #mary jane watson #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #so yeah I like those idiots #i even know exactly why i like them #because of course I have a type #and it's stupid #besides #no #i totally don't have continuation sketched out #but it doesn't have mayday so meh

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wombywoo · 1 month

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spring 🌼🌧️

#cod #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #my art #this is part of my series of 'johhny telling a really stupid joke across all the seasons' and this one finally landed 🤙#anyway I frogot autumn because I'm an idiot but just pretend I did one!#frogot....keeping it 👍

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justaz · 17 days

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omg omg omg

arthur gives merlin his mothers sigil thinking that hes going to die and wants to finally tell merlin how he feels and what better way of conveying the intensity of his emotions and how serious he is other than marriage? merlin accepts the sigil which means theyre married!! yay!! only. they both survive and arthur QUICKLY realizes that merlin has no idea the significance of the sigil. he has no idea theyre married. and arthur has no idea how to tell him bc then hell have to explain WHY he gave him the sigil aka WHY HE PROPOSED and now that hes not staring death in the face. he just. cant.

blah blah blah time skip to happy ending

the druids invite arthur and merlin to a celebration of the unification of emrys and the once and future king and the fruition of their destinies. merlin and arthur are excited bc finally peace is here and magic is returning and this can be the next big show of trust and reconciliation between camelot and the druids and so theyre there in the druid camp having fun when theyre approached and asked to participate in the ceremony. theres a huge buzzing crowd watching as the elder druid ties their hands together and goes on and on about the magnificence of two men standing before them and their great destinies and how the two sides of the same coin are joined finally as the prophecy said all those years ago. merlin doesnt realize it was a handfasting ceremony until hes talking to a few of the druids later on

anyway. merthur accidental wedding(s). now they both know theyre married but they dont know the other knows theyre married bc different ceremonies and traditions and all that. arthur is all awkward about it bc hes emotionally constipated. merlin is convincing himself he doesnt have to bring it up to arthur bc its not like the DRUID marriage ceremony is legally binding in camelot. they didnt sign any papers or anything. theyre not really married in camelot so arthur doesnt have to know. and then merlin can selfishly keep this truth close to his heart. even if its not reciprocated.

married life shenanigans ensue. merlin and arthur both have to physically stop themselves from calling the other their husband. jealous spats when out in the tavern or when visiting royals/nobles stop on by. leon knows all and is this close to snapping. extra protective idiots. and idk someone catches merlin holding the sigil and explains the significance of it or a druid asks arthur where his husband emrys is and my boy is STRESSED about being caught but then the druid brings up the handfasting ceremony. stupid idiot x stupid idiot.

you see my vision, right?

#bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur #theyre so stupid #they WOULD get married twice without realizing or telling the other #hc #headcanon #head canon #fic #fanfic #fanfiction #fic idea #accidental marriage #idiots in love

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heartorbit · 4 months

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stay warm! 🌟🍬🤖🎈

#stupid idiot forgot his mittens. to the shredder #merry yurimas.#polysho #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #proseka #Oh my god im waking uo for the stupid broadcast in like 6 hours im dumb as fuck #WEH. WEH #merry whatever the fuck #AUUUUUU excited to have nothing to do and draw for myself for um 12.. days. Oh my god theres only 12 days til 2nd sem. Oh fuck everything #I NEED TO DRAAAAAAAAW.#guys help i was going to draw song covers i want but i need to sleep cause i have stuff tomorrow but listen #if rks gets a snobbism cover i called it. Ok? ok.#i think it would be funny and just if they dont get another duet again. get the ruinene treatment. CAN WE FREE RNN ACTUALLY ITS CHRISTMAS #what was the other thing. um carnival that song i want it added so bad idk if theres sny songs with its letter count but please.#literally played nijiro stories on repeat while drawing this we need them back #fucking NBOODY TOOOOLD ME ITS EMUKASA WEEK ON STIPID TWITTER IM NOOOOTHING IM NOTHIN #i usually acknowledge that i dont have the moxy to do fanweeks but i really want to be drawing more and faster so i will participate.#emurui week is like march iirc. you wont get away from me this time.

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sadbenedict · 2 months

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I think Geto went a bit overboard....

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risibledeer · 2 months

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its actually really fun seeing people over on the hermitcraft reddit discover for the first time just how amazing joel is at pvp.

to all the new joel fans who don't know the lore, he used to be pretty bad at it like two to three years ago. and then - just out of spite, mind you, for the mcc reddit predicting him super low - he grinded on hypixel and mcc island for hours at a time. like you could go on there at any time and there would be a 90 percent chance he would be online.

eventually he cemented his training arc by getting a first individual in mcc scuffed after getting nine kills in skyblockle - no easy feat as the record is eight kills and usually people get like 4 or 5 on a good day. (unfortunately his isn't considered a record as it was in a noncanon mcc)

when gem, etho and cleo say that he's good, you know he's good lol

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #the reddit is going through the five stages of initiation into jeremyism #first shock #then confusion #then admiration #then comes the horse hatred- had to happen #and then lastly the realization that you are stupid smelly idiot #before you know it you've joined a cult- sorryy- religion

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em-doods · 3 months

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My favorite brother

#he’s a loser I love him #john Dory #trolls #trolls band together #trolls fanart #I like the loser stupid idiot characters

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